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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: How You Doin? by Fluidelvis(m): 9:46am On May 27, 2016
7 goblins possession.. grin




Hahahahaa...how much u know abt Manila girl$?

I am not from that area but I can bashed back if needed..I don't let anyone stoop down on my lane specially when I was bashed with all these nonsense quotes to defend someone who is bashing/trolling everyone left & right cool

I came here in peace but some men are like been possessed by 7 goblins grin

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Gaming / Re: Android Games To Look Out For As At Now by Fluidelvis(m): 8:16pm On May 26, 2016
Android games and yet not even the highest grossing game so far?
1. Clash of clans.
2. Vain glory.
3. Empires & Allies.
4. Walking Dead.
5. Boom Beach.
Download these games, thank me later cool cool cool

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Health / Re: Causes Of Infertility And Possible Solutions by Fluidelvis(m): 5:57am On May 25, 2016
Am sure this would've made a good informational read if u had taken some more seconds to explain the full meaning of the short codes u wrote..ICSI, IMSI etc undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Busted! Bride Mentions Another Man's Name On The Altar. by Fluidelvis(m): 7:08pm On May 19, 2016
The heart knows where the heart is! From the whole setting, one can easily deduce that the groom "waltzed" his way into her life with marriage etc, knowing fully well that this woman is deeply inlove with another man. Everything can't be solved with money, her heart is forever with the one whose name she mentioned, nothing can ever change that.. Not even marriage! But the woman no try at all undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Starboy Boss, Wizkid To Go On Tour With Chris Brown by Fluidelvis(m): 6:57pm On May 19, 2016
Way to go Starboy! Ride the waves of Stardom, make money, save & invest for the future!
Crime / Re: Lady Arrested In Lagos Airport For Smuggling Indian Hemp To China (photos) by Fluidelvis(m): 6:44pm On May 19, 2016
No doubt the situation in Nigeria is bad, but that doesn't mean one should resort to crime to survive. Two things that hit me: 1. A mother of two, 2. China, a country that has capital punishment for drug offenders! undecided

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Politics / Re: Edo State House Of Assembly Fracas by Fluidelvis(m): 2:19pm On May 04, 2016
No matter what you do, a tout is a tout! You can clothe him, feed him or even take him to Beverly Hills.. He'll still bring the "slum" with him! undecided
TV/Movies / Re: Super Doper Animated Movie That You Must Watch by Fluidelvis(m): 10:02am On Mar 06, 2016
Not a bad list, all i gotta add is all FINAL FANTASY ANIMES are totally next gen cool..the fight scenes, character expressions, character background stories, fight locations etc.
On a scale of 1-10, i give FINAL FANTASY an 11!
Business / Re: Banking Blues In 2016 by Fluidelvis(m): 9:41am On Jan 05, 2016
A v.nice piece, carefully penned down, educative & totally thought provoking!
The quicker the banks go back to diversified investment, the better for them, because i foresee this oil drop staying with us for a long while yet!
Celebrities / Re: Paul Psquare, Mr Ibu, Others Celebrities Spotted At Calabar Carnival (photo) by Fluidelvis(m): 6:24am On Dec 29, 2015
C'mon guys, it's Christmas plus a Calabar carnival? Now that's cool! Have fun folks, merry & be happy, y' all deserve it cos it's not easy to have survived a whole year to this point.. It's all you Lord!
Politics / Re: Photos Of Victims Of Maiduguri Bomb Blast by Fluidelvis(m): 6:14am On Dec 29, 2015
Right now am soo trying not to sound unpatriotic, but didn't i hear Mr President, the army spokesperson & some political bigwigs say that the war with boko-haram has been won "technically"?
So what do we call the brazen & emboldened attacks/bombings them boko-boys have been launching these past few days? Untechnical attacks/bombings .. if and only if we stop politicizing this issue!

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Family / Re: If Your Wife Wants To Be Da Boss by Fluidelvis(m): 5:55am On Dec 29, 2015
You just said it, being the higher earner btw you two has fanned the "bossy attitude" to its peak.
Most women act this way when they are in this position, but it is truly a humble, intelligent & complete woman who still knows her place and the place of her man/husband even if she earns more and leaves it that way.
Believe me when I say am not being chauvinistic, the man is built to lead and the woman compliments her man. There can't be two captains in a ship.
Ma advice is you have a heart 2 heart talk with her and make her see the bigger picture of your whole relationship, not just the money part because that's where the whole attitude issue is hinged on.. Goodluck!
Romance / Re: Guys: handsome dudes, upload Your Pictures Here by Fluidelvis(m): 3:04am On Dec 16, 2015
Just moi

Nairaland / General / Re: See What Happened To A Man Who Designed New Bra by Fluidelvis(m): 5:32am On Oct 19, 2015
The dude wan give texas blokes bad market..lmao grin grin grin
Health / Re: No Bra Day (october13) by Fluidelvis(m): 12:49am On Oct 13, 2015
See as this small news dey sweet una shocked
Breast wey one good "badt" guy don even tire to suck..
Breast wey una no go even see..
Guys sef grin
Politics / Re: CANCER: Pray For Me - Ex Petroleum Minister by Fluidelvis(m): 6:50am On Oct 10, 2015
Nigerians r so freaking sentimental! Our v.corrupt public office holders have always used that against us! If u leave the shores of this country, u'll see the kind of development good leaders have brought upon their land.
Why is it now that she's being probed for such a ludicrous & ill-gotten sum of money(£13 million) that she's telling the gullible populace that she has cancer
I used to hold her in such high esteem undecided undecided undecided.. Too bad.. Mtcheeew
Career / Re: 8 Types Of People You Don't Need by Fluidelvis(m): 6:35am On Oct 10, 2015
No one is perfect, alot of folks have one, a lil or even a combination of some of these traits.. If we "steer clear" of them all, who r we ever gonna relate with na? undecided All these lists of do's & don't's don dey tire me here sef undecided undecided undecided
Romance / Re: 8 Ways To Please,weaken,contorl And Enjoy Your Husband In Bed. by Fluidelvis(m): 6:23am On Oct 10, 2015
When them "tips" are coming from men? undecided undecided undecided It'll hv made better sense coming from a "woman" ,a full-blown woman, not even a girl sef!
Romance / Re: Man Forced To Marry GOAT After Raping It… See Wedding PHOTOS by Fluidelvis(m): 6:16am On Oct 10, 2015
Which kain mumu "third" leg thinking be dat? For goat undecided "GOAT" .
Meanwhile, this part got me cracking "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together,” grin

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Health / Re: 1 In 6 Africans Suffer From Mental Disorder– WHO by Fluidelvis(m): 6:00am On Oct 10, 2015
Must it all start with Africa and Africans undecided.. Wotabt the oda continents? If u see other races in der own countries, u go believe say some pple head "shake" pass our own angry angry angry
Health / Re: Differentiating Between Typhoid And Malaria Fever by Fluidelvis(m): 5:54am On Oct 10, 2015
OP, u did a good job in differentiating both symptoms & treatment of two most common but frequently confused ailments in 9ja.
But truth is, nutin is better than having a malaria/typhoid test to be v.sure of what one is treating notwithstanding the symptoms one is being assailed with. If not, folks go turn medical doctor and self medicate based on dis one post!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Just Handed ISIS A 'big Win' In Syria's Largest City by Fluidelvis(m): 5:33am On Oct 10, 2015
Russia always on the wrong side of history since 1800BC undecided

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Education / Re: Scientist Takes First-ever Photo Of Rare Bird, Then Kills It In The Name Of Scie by Fluidelvis(m): 5:28am On Oct 10, 2015
I wouldn't be surprised if this scientist actually has a 9ja lineage smhow, am sure he ate that bird. Which kain mumu excuse of studying a dead specie when u can study it even better when it's alive! Smh undecided

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Romance / Re: I Love My Ex More Than My Wife by Fluidelvis(m): 6:02am On Oct 08, 2015
This guy is actually seeking for advice to go back to someone who left you heartbroken for the excitement of another guy? The only reason she's back is because it ddnt workout! And you are now married to a wonderful woman with all them qualities u mentioned Yet you r vigorously looking for divorce just because you don't have kids yet What happened to your marriage vows man? If d "delay" in having kids r d only yardstick for a divorce, more than half marriages wld've folded up!
From ur post, ur wife ddnt do u no wrong..How wicked can folks be sef sad

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Politics / Re: As Yorubas Gear Up To Fight Fulani Let Them Remember That All Is Fair In War by Fluidelvis(m): 5:41am On Oct 08, 2015
Please stop all this war cry bullcrap! Everyone in Nigeria knows that the last tribe that will even think "WAR" is the yorubas!
Mtcheeew, next news pls..
Meanwhile, there's no special feeling to this FTC thing, it's just childish & totally overrated!

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Travel / Re: See How Much It Cost To Travel From Lagos To New York In The Good Old Days(pic) by Fluidelvis(m): 5:36am On Oct 08, 2015
What's the connection between corruption and flight ticket? Corruption is everywhere even here in the US! Everyone pays the exact same amount in their home country's currency. It's not like we pay more than other nationalities when we travel.. Tackle the naira and everything will take shape!

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Celebrities / Re: How I Lost My Virginity @ 14years To Mj's Bro - Kim Kardarshain by Fluidelvis(m): 5:25am On Oct 08, 2015
Why open up now when he is happily married with 3 children
Attention seeking "Kim" always wanting to hug the spotlight since 18BC!
Sports / Re: I Was Stripped Naked And Thrown Out — Enyeama(photos) by Fluidelvis(m): 5:16am On Oct 08, 2015
He definitely wasn't stripped un-clad as claimed, but it was bad of Oliseh as head coach to have let things degenerate to the point of calling in security men? (men he(vincent) can pay their salaries).
What happened to managing the situation knowing that this guy just came back from burying his mum
Oliseh shouldn't tow Siasia's hardline rule oo, we all saw how that panned out for everyone(Nigerians, d Eagles & him too!) sad

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Romance / Re: 6 Hot-as-hell Reasons Older Guys Are Waaayyy Better In Bed by Fluidelvis(m): 5:01am On Oct 08, 2015
No doubt your points are rock solid, but lemme quickly point out to you that it's never about the age of the man, it's all about the man's nature, esp his sense of adventure and imagination!
Some young men have all them qualities plus more when it comes to f'oreplay, pre-intimacy and finally s'ex, while some older men can't even wait to be done in 1min and snore off!

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