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izzou:
Speak, and let your sins be forgiven thee

for starters, I had sex with people's fathers.


You want gist, abi?

Okay. We hear you.
Life happened sweetie, We live in a shthole, shiit happened.

He's an inhumane douchebag, An obnoxious, skinny, anorexic retardéd móron, that'll have karma chasing him for years. Pick up what's left sweetie, look pretty, Find an ambition, look good, and find yourself a man. A real, THICK man with THICK future. On the look of things, you could do better than settling for this Chewing stick.


PS- look on the bright side, you would've broken him into two if y'all ever decided to do the famous cowgirl sex position. Find yourself some Dwayne Johnson. Your Ex's a twig.

izzou:
Start Anew?

Why?

What offence has thou committed on nairaland?

a lot. A whole lot. Can't even begin to List them. It's endless.

gabinogem:
lol...maybe she feels she'll get what she need faster through this means.

if she's a real person, it wouldn't help her.


She's simply on a wild goose chase.

gabinogem:
Every lady is not as bold as u...

what about green lights? Red lights? Basic flirting?

izzou:
Of course.

I smell them scammers tho


And how come you joined nairaland today? Give me your original moniker, or.....

lol. Haha.


I want to start anew.
Yeah. Me too tho. The stench is suffocating.

coolestofall:
Forum filled with pple with different distateful personalities kwa! Aunty speak 4 urself, sm of us r sm of ur future husbands. Abi no b so?

lol. Yeah. Maybe.


But I don't exactly intend having a horseband

calliope:
This mumu show again?! I honestly do not know how to sit down and watch this show, I tried last year and it felt like i wasted my time. the show is evident to show that nigeria is the only country in Africa  that condones such level of immortality and joblessness on LIVE TV.

lol. You mean immorality?

I think immorality is subjective

izzou:
All these just because she stated her requirements?

Habaa

I'm being bluntly honest.


Tell me she ain't Creeping you out?

You lie. I lie. Every body lies. Calm down.
He go dey alright.

ireneony:
I'm not against Valentine. I wished everyone happy Valentine in the beginning of my thread. Moral of the story is Valentine is not a do or die. People shouldn't be pressure to do something against their will just because they want to fit in.

Who are these people feeling pressured?

Female, seriously, we get it. You're lonely, sex starved, Miserable. And Valentine isn't making it any better. I get you.


But rather than showing us how desperate you are, And just putting your number on a ghosted forum that's filled with people with different distasteful personalities. simply walk up to a dude and talk to him, stating your intentions.

Dude, this everyday is a special day brouhaha is getting really cliche. If that's the real case, Christmas shouldn't be celebrated too. Mother's day. Fathers day. worker's day. I mean, by your logic, celebrating mother's day is inconsequential because well, mothers should be celebrated everyday.

IMO, it's really not a Crime for people to celebrate Val's day. Doesn't hurt to atleast make the day more special. Yes, every day is special. But look at Valentine's day as putting more efforts in making Whoever you got in mind feel more special.

I wouldn't click the link. Gtfo

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