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alexola20: Ni zemen zhidao?Ni zhu zai zhejiang ma?

Ta ding bu tong ni shuo shen me.

Speechless.

Interesting!

Consign me?!

Just like i said earlier, racist ones excluded!!!

The none racist ones would either give u their numbers, or would tell u they already have BF. Nothin like embarrasement.

Wordless!

Tried it sooooo many times and it works! Infact, they'll feel mesmerized.

The ones that are charmed by that intro would gladly give u their number. And for other girls, their response would be like: "Oh, thanks! But i have a BF, sorry!"

Try n see!

Na for pipu wey dey luk dier fake face na.

Sweetlemon: No update. I said I'm leaving things the way they are. I'm not going to ask him why he doesn't want to bed me anymore, or ask him to explain what he means by "buying a bed" Will just sit back and enjoy it.

Aiit then, Cool!

White girls are the most easy catch (except the racist once). Something like:

"Hi. When I saw u comin from afar, I admire the way u look and ur steps are Elegant. Nice outfit. U just look fabulous! Would like to have ur mobile number."

Lujan: As a christian, I've the power...but I know wan use am.

Hahahahahahaha.... werey!

If in America, BIG PUNnisher.

If in naija, Barrack O'grin.

But overall, Lucky Dube.

More reasons why i CANT live in America. Bastards!

I dont have a FB acct, i dont have Twitter acct. Cool with nairaland (but sick and tired of the mods).

If dem lyk, make dem name am 'dustbin', na dem sabi.

Enough with the tribal gebberish, pls!

Wonderful.

Imagine a thread talking about someone's death and one finds it as the 'right' place/time for advert.

Some people can be soo funny sha.

^^ Loooool.

Consign mi?!

Ife ne me.

Useless things.

[quote author=hagma37@yahoo.com]Ashawo=Love peddler=Run's girl
The differences are;
1.Ashawo chances of getting married is so slim while Run's girl have chance of decieving a innocent loverboy into marriage[/quote]Wrong, wronger, wrongest!!

If u c an ashawo on the way, how would u know she's one? Mind u, this girls go very far from their states to another so as to appear anonymous to the people within them. This girls dress like every other girls when they go out. U'll only notice them as ashawo when u c them in a brothel. How are u sure that the everyday girls we see on a daily are not once an ashawo? My broda, ashawo is like STD. Dem no dey write am for face.

Father forgive my sins for i have sinned against Thee.

Nice thread.

bigx: Lol! Memories!! I always felt the guy on the olympic note was a dead guy though...

Ah dey tel u!

mumumugu: In abuja, elrufai go first dimolish . After dat, u can go to court where u wil stil loose

That is naija for u. But we'r talkiin of China/Chinese govt. One thing is certain. They cant be forced out of that house cos they have the documents.