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valicious1: Thanx bro but I thank the Lord as I wake up every morning. Must it be done in church?

Why?... If u have reasons for that then i think u should also have reason to be greatful to God for your new car.

If u cant take it to church then allow her drive it to church for prayers and thanks giving. Its ALL for ur own good/benefit.

No be small thin o!

*walks into thread, peeps and ran out*

byvan: @Princess Zoe,you are absolutely right,they compliment each other.

Yes o! And we'r cool with each other if thats what u wanto hear.

dmcdad: Guy easy now... Na fight? Lol

Omo guy no vex jare! Just that some girls can be so so annoying with such nonsense. And the worst part of it b say d ediot no go bring idea on how to take beta ur life so things go dey ok for una. Na to dey ping dey send pix of dier dirty breas n nyash to oda guys for BB naim dem sabi.

dmcdad: I wonder sef oooo. Some of these novices na them dey make NL tire person sometimes.

Ah dey told u!

jmoore: Thank God I didn't understand the question.

next topic pls

kokoye: I'm definately getting too old for this section.

what a thread!

LOL. Pls u guys should pardon her, she's just tryin too hard to catch up with her peers, lol.

dmcdad: Ha ha ha ha ha ga ga ga ga... Rotfl. Guy wetin be your own na? You wan use laugh kill me ni? Na me the question tire pass. Chai! Nothing person no go see for here...

Omo mehn, shey dis kain yeyetic question no taya u? D kain silly question wey some amature gals dey ask diz dayz dey make me wonda weda d milk wey dem drink from dier mama breas wen dem dey small don expire daz y dem dey yan nonsense.

Princess zoe: Compatibility is one of the major qualities that keep marriage in perfect peace. Bootilycious and flygerian are very compatible and they should not ignore this. These two hold the same ideology and this will save their marriage (if they ever get married) from divorce or castastrophy as a result of infidelity. Please you two are perfect match , don't negelect your compatibility.

LOL

BellaDonaFema: Its called patois man! Jamaican tongue now!
Movin on is a rite thing man! Ya move on fi good, better thing Dem a wait for you ina the future no! Nothing fi gwan mehn! Peace

Lol... thanx gyal.

valicious1: ONILA. the kinnda mischievous threads you constantly dish out makes me wonder if you're but a Programmed computer device installed by seun

The funniest comment i've ever heard on nairaland. Believe u me, I laughed to the Bank.

Onila, pls change ur name to mrs cock.

Exponental: Some pple forget their own bday, such pple could actually forget others too.
Above all, it is only those with settled mind that will remember dates. I pray God grant us peace in our lives.

True talk broda. Sail on!

Wen man pikin go dey hustle day and night dey think of how i go take beta my life, naim one yeye tin go dey for kona dey vex say i no rememba her BD. She dey mad for head! Omo, make da gal no let me swaer for am o!

Indifferent: Celebrity marriage? They are all the same.
Just wondering how Omotola made it this far.

No be everything wey get hole be marraige material. Some r jus on this planet to populate the already populated earth we live in

Bootylicious: U ain't serious, jokes aside now *straight face* decent girls are more vulnerable to STDs prostitutes ain't that stupid, they always protect themselves but decent ladies in d name of love and trust would go skin to skin and unfortunately may av a cheating bf that's diving into anoda girl witout protection...

Nothing but the raw and undiluted truth.

[quote author=2s£xy]If you can't be satisfied with one woman, there are still many off us who can. Speak for yourself.[/quote]Yes sir!

xynerise: Antelope

Lizard

jamngr84: buy flower for our Nigerian women and c if they would flash u again. The only thing i hear most want is bb so they can ping other boyfriends for other things.

Lol... Thats the undiluted truth right there, mehn!

BellaDonaFema: I'm glad you set your past ablaze and let it burn baby! High5!
What lies before us is greater than what we left behind. I raise my glass and salute you!

Fe real gyal, fe real (jamaican tongue)! Believe u me, I moved on 4 good! Err'thing nice and kriss now n my 2day is far more better than my past.

I give thanks to Jah!

buckybish: Bcuz yhur sista is nuthin to write home about.....

Exactly!

BellaDonaFema: Your words seem as though you ve been a victim before (my sentiments exactly). Lol! I was just messing with you buddy! Have a fine Sunday. Hugs.

Not really, just a victim of a gal that i loved and cared for so much walked out on me for NO good reason and it hurts me so bad cos..... well, I put my USHER on and 'let it burn'. Happy Sunday to u too, dear. Huggin back.

Explain what exactly? what else does she wants to explain?

The man should be the one doing the explanation if at all (maybe the woman told him that she's single). Unless she's being r@ped but when one is being r@ped, she doesnt moan in pleasure, does she? Sorry, in such case, NOTHING like explanation in my dictionary! Call me a harsh dude, ya, let me be known for that but I stand by my principle.

kraftykc: All those raving loons claiming Nigerian men are so and so....its mostly true and you guys are right. But see how foreign babes value us abeg, Asian women LOVE Nigerian men and I tell you we love em back

Sail on, broda. Sail on! No mind dem!

Asian gals rules!

jennypretty44: na oyibo knw watin dem dey call 'love' try tell naija guy say u get common hiv ,if he pik ur call agin make i bend

Na only oyibo women know wetin dem dey call 'love'. Try tell naija gal say u no get money, if she pick ur call again make i half.

NONSENSE GOLD DIGGERS!

SniperInADiaper: No... Go post more pics on your thread

Oh! I've even forgotten about that thread. Let me see if i have more pix to post. U like the pix u see there?

I dont think that should be a problem. She just liberated herself from a union she's not confy with. Even if it happens that i came home and met a 'total stranger' (not even my neighbor) screwing my wife in my matrimonial bed, i wont even raise an eyebrow. All i'll do is ask her to make sure that she 'parks all her belongings' and leave with that man cos the minute she steps out of that house she's NO MORE coming back!

Such scenario is where i'll adopt Rick Ross line: GOD FORGIVES, I DONT!

Be rich but be prepared for heart brake {cos even with ur money they'll still screw another prick behind you, maybe ur best friend's prick sef).

They just dont know what they want.