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blink182: see your stewpid president starring like he actually knows how to use his brain.

Ah don laff enta coma, lol.

Nancy wealth: dat is a very bad habit
remember Dat wat sweet a man kills a man. wat is inside dat tin u are looking at is bigger Dan wat ur eyes can see.

Ogbeni, NOTHING dey dier jare! Na only shiit full inside.

And am talking about the curvy gals o, NOT those flatass behind.

Bisjosh: Very very offensive! I hate it when guys do that. Walk past them and they are sure to turn their brainless heads! Smh!

Ya! Their "brainless" head indeed. As if any guy don turn look ur FLAT nyash before.

With all these blue film wey dem dey act?

Temptee101: ....and to end by 2050. God is watching Seun!

No wonder! Was surprised when saw page 400 and something, and i was like... TF is this thraed all about to hit such number? But somehow (according to the title) e fit reach page 1000 O! Or wont u like to be the last person to post on this thread and win Range Rover Sport, lol

Where is my prize?

Yes o! Im waaaaay younger than my age.

I cried too.

Which one make i laff to now?

WTF is she looking at?

Naim b say d boys wey dey disturb u go don reach 1million (dat na if u fyn o).

Lilimax: She was arrested just two week ago so she was already pregnant before her arrest.

My question, would she be discharged from the hospital to go back to the cell or to go home and nurse her baby?.
The Police should temper justice with mercy.

The below is the right answer to your question:

opensecret: her relatives can raise the baby till she gets out of prison.

Good.

Cuties.

Bash Me: [size=20pt]This State ehn, Medi too much. RIP to the dead[/size]

Ya, exactly!

Even the comment wey u type here na medi. God help una with such mentality.

Akshow: I dont even want to imagine the kind millions wey this foto go don fetch this man, and my people are busy snapping accident victims, snake wey swallow yam, pot hole for road, girls pouting and snapping everywhere even inside toilet..

Lol

nerodenero: I would rather prefer to be viewed and famous like this than be famous for terror like Boko Haram,Al'qaeda, etc.

U no wan enjoy 77 virgins for heaven? Lol

DJDOLA: I will rather die than 2 commit suicide

Lol

effisyman: Award winning act.

Lol

Good for them.

I no dey lyk waste tym for dis kain thread cos e dey mi wish police pipu bad luck weneva dey encounta armed robbers.

*walks away in anger*

gluv01: Just thought about and remembered some english sentences that is MADE IN NIGERIA. My friends call it PINGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume.
*Did you hear that smell?

Wickedest, Lol

In Ibo tone: Water pour for RLug him com go caRRlly Rlag instead of him go take bRloom.

kokoye: Does this girl want her picture on Nairaland?

The news u watch err'day, do those people want their faces to be shown on TV?

Without evidence like the pic on the front page, how would u know if the reported news is true?

Staged things.