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Romance / Re: OMG! My Crush Is Bedwetting! by flyingdutchman(m): 2:14am On Oct 25, 2023
If you truly love her, you would help train and work with her to stop the bed wetting. Dating is NOT for boys, it is for MEN like us.

If you cannot help your love through her challenges, then you are not fit to date her.

Do you think she enjoys bed wetting

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Politics / Re: Blending Petrol With Ethanol Will Save N49 – Marketers by flyingdutchman(m): 1:24pm On Oct 21, 2023
And INCREASE THE RATE OF ENGINE CONSUMPTION
Foreign Affairs / Re: WHAT Country Are These Names From? by flyingdutchman(m): 2:25am On Sep 28, 2023
Thailand
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Court of Appeal Declares Ken Pela Of Labour Party Winner of Delta by flyingdutchman(m): 3:36pm On Aug 31, 2023
Fake! I want to see LP won but, this case was just about the court granting LP permission to revisit the case at the Tribunal again
Politics / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: Twitter Obidient, Firstladyship Is A Man & Former SA To GEJ by flyingdutchman(m): 9:16am On Jul 24, 2023
Not true. That account has been opened since 2010! And Ifeanyi Adeleke was a girl Abi?
Celebrities / Re: I’m Past Davido Now, I’m Done – Anita Brown by flyingdutchman(m): 9:07pm On Jul 01, 2023
Don't be done oo! That defamation of character (civil) is loading. I hope Kemi will share the bills?
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls From Far North Always Get Married As Virgins by flyingdutchman(m): 10:56pm On Jun 15, 2023
Anal Sex

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Travel / Re: Every Nigeria City Should Learn Something From The Collapse Of Warri. by flyingdutchman(m): 7:58am On May 15, 2023
Very honest write up. OP read my mind.

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Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: Accept Tribunal’s Verdict As Final - Gowon Urges Nigerians by flyingdutchman(m): 11:53pm On May 05, 2023
For the 'interest of peace's, you want to sacrifice our nation. Gowon, I am old enough and see you clearly. May God judge you!
Politics / Re: Ekweremadus: Those people can kill me, I want to remain in the UK - Nwamini by flyingdutchman(m): 11:50pm On May 05, 2023
The heart of man is wicked. Things are done in Nigeria differently. You are using a different culture to judge another. That young man and his advisers have finished an entire family. This is unforgivable
Politics / Re: Why I Am Withdrawing Petition Against INEC Over Rivers Poll — Magnus Abe by flyingdutchman(m): 10:16pm On May 01, 2023
When you have struck a deal with Wike and Agbado already
Family / Re: Is Anything Wrong With Husband & Wife Sleeping In Separate Rooms by flyingdutchman(m): 7:03pm On Apr 17, 2023
Nothing wrong with that. I love my space once in a while.
Politics / Re: 2023: Tinubu Early Lead In Rivers State Results Update (photos) by flyingdutchman(m): 12:56am On Feb 26, 2023
I curse you Wike. I curse your children and your grand children. I curse anyone who is happy about the outcome of this corruption!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2023 Nigeria Presidential Election Will Be Rigged God Showed A Party, IF He Wins by flyingdutchman(m): 1:14pm On Feb 25, 2023
It is already happening on Rivers State. He is being pushed to power. Painful
Education / Re: How I Handled A Cultist That Slapped My Girlfriend by flyingdutchman(m): 6:55pm On Jan 30, 2023
You did the right thing FOR NOW. Be like King David. He chilled until when his enemies forgot, then he used Solomon to squash them like bug! I would wait until she graduates. Even if it takes one year, I will GET MY POUND OF FLESH!!!
DonOG:
Good morning guys, an incident happened over the weekend which I would love to share with you guys so you can help judge the case because some of my friends are insisting I handled it wrongly.

A couple of my military friends, a navy officer and a soldier came into town last week and proposed to take my girlfriend out so we proceeded to her to pick her up from school. On our way we stopped by a fueling station to get fuel so I gave them a location to go wait for me while I take a bike to pick her up since the queue was a bit much. On our way out of school we came across two guys on the walk way, they exchanged glances and asked each other "what", one of the guys happened to be her coursemate that she already told me about sometime ago.

According to her, the guy used to be an errand boy for a notorious cult guy that used to ask her out during her first year, so the said guy was the one always coming to deliver messages to her. she didn't want to get involved with cultists so she would normally leave the guy hanging around without giving him a response to the messages. After the guy asking her out left the school the guy somehow started nursing a grudge against her.

While we stood at the school gate waiting for a bike the guy showed up again, this time with five guys with him and accosted my babe. He demanded to know why she talked to him rudely, before she could say jack he landed a jaw shattering slap on her cheek that nearly sent her sprawling to the ground. I was embarrassed but had to apply wisdom because the area wasn't my territory coupled with the fact that I was obviously out numbered. I held the guy's hand when he proceeded to slap her again and asked him why he would embarrass me by hitting a lady that was with me. Meanwhile my girlfriend was behind my back hurling insults at the guy saying stuff like he had the gut to hit her because he has started moving with cultists and other stuff I don't recall.

While I was trying to placate the situation, I noticed more guys closing in on us and knew I would be in danger if I didn't leave the place. I somehow managed to get a bike and took her away. My military friends were furious when they heard what happened insisted we go back to the school. I told them to die the matter because even if they are military guys we were still out numbered and we might get seriously injured before their backup comes.

They insisted on going back to the school, we went and as expected didn't meet any of the guys. They made a report to the school security and promised to come back the next day. On our way back they kept making calls and arranging a squad that would pick up the guy the next day while I kept trying to make them see reasons why it was going to be a bad move.

Firstly they can't possibly apprehend all the cultists in the school so arresting the guy will simply make the girl a moving target for the rest of the members and I wasn't willing to take that risk for someone that has just a couple of months to graduate. We might go and display power in the school and go back home while the girl will be all alone in the school without any form of protection, its not like they are going to assign a personal bodyguard to her. What if matters go south and a life or even lives get lost, it would be embarrassing to hear that it was all because of a girl that will move on to the next guy in a matter of weeks if anything happens to me. I was finally able to convince them and make them stand down.

The following day I brokered a peace meeting between my girlfriend and the guy through the cult guy's cousin that was also her friend though I didn't show up at the location. I even asked her to apologize to the guy for insulting him just to massage his ego so the matter could die down. My girlfriend recorded everything while the guy kept threatening her that she wasn't going to graduate for insulting him because she was with a guy. He went on to say that I was the target of the attack because they thought I would react to the assault on her and maybe fight back. They were even laughing at her that she's dating a coward that couldn't defend her in an attack, I just smiled.

My girlfriend was upset that she had to apologize to someone that hit her, but I told her that sometimes we have to choose our fights wisely. You don't go into a fight with someone that doesn't have anything to lose. Some of my friends feel I am a coward but I still feel I handled it the best way. What do you guys think??.....sorry for the epistle or any errors.



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Politics / Re: Osun Tribunal: Wike At Work by flyingdutchman(m): 5:33pm On Jan 27, 2023
Lies
Romance / Re: My Nephew Is Dragging My Family Right With Me by flyingdutchman(m): 10:56am On Jan 25, 2023
1) Who built the house?
2) Who purchased the land?
Sports / Re: Prophet T.B Joshua' Prophesy About Arsenal FC by flyingdutchman(m): 7:05pm On Jan 23, 2023
Hmm...
Politics / Re: 2023: This Is What Will Happen If Peter Obi Lose The Election by flyingdutchman(m): 7:16am On Jan 20, 2023
I am from Niger Delta. I say, you are a LIAR!!! May your children face the consequences of supporting Tinubu and Atiku.
Darren95:
The truth is that, if Peter Obi lose this election, igbos should forget about Presidency for many decades.

Niger Delta don’t follow igbos oh, this people brought Biafra war to our land and killed our people. Thank God for Nigeria army. Same way we rejected IPOB it is same way we will reject Obi.

Niger Delta must support Yoruba (Tinubu) so that we Will benefit from his government and when power comes back to Southern Nigeria, we will be the next.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by flyingdutchman(m): 9:31pm On Jan 15, 2023
WAKE UP. THIS IS PART OF EMILOKANS PLAN.
Family / Re: I Am Depressed by flyingdutchman(m): 1:56am On Jan 14, 2023
At least, you have a conscience. Gk for counselling. Then return to beg for her return with all sincerity qmd honesty
Politics / Re: Emefiele Has Serious Stakes In 12 Banks - Sahara Reporters by flyingdutchman(m): 12:29pm On Jan 13, 2023
Can we all use our heads for once Think deeply- there is someone behind the scenes pulling the strings. I am genuinely scared. Find out who DSS DG is secretly loyal to, and you have the one person pulling the strings. Find who El Rufai is truly loyal to, and you have the person benefitting from CBN's policy, election day.

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Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo: I Was In Prison, Tinubu Gave My Wife A House, Paid My Kids' Fees by flyingdutchman(m): 9:43pm On Jan 12, 2023
It is personal. Tinubu did not help my own family.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo In A Secret Meeting With INEC OFFICIALS. by flyingdutchman(m): 7:34pm On Jan 11, 2023
Lies. I support PO. But, will do it the right way. OP, stop posting fake news or face God's judgement on you and your children!
Family / Re: Bad Parenting: Child Destroy TVs On Sale In Shoprite Because He Was Upset by flyingdutchman(m): 7:29pm On Jan 11, 2023
Kobojunkie:
This doesn't seem like a pattern connected with autism. He literally climbed up to cause extensive damage. undecided
Oh Autistic kids can be like that too. I know, trust me. But, wiping suppose follow sha.
Family / Re: Bad Parenting: Child Destroy TVs On Sale In Shoprite Because He Was Upset by flyingdutchman(m): 5:57pm On Jan 11, 2023
Some children have Autism, and it acts up at times

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Politics / Re: Why Is Sowore Not Getting The Kind Of Favour And Fame Peter Obi Is Getting? by flyingdutchman(m): 6:25am On Jan 11, 2023
Because he is not an honest man. And many can see through him.
Politics / Re: Nairaland Poll For Presidential Elections 2023 Part 1 by flyingdutchman(m): 5:11am On Jan 09, 2023
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Autos / Re: SOLD Tincan Cleared Gray 2014 Dodge Grand Caravan 30th Anniversary Edition by flyingdutchman(m): 10:03pm On Jan 07, 2023
Price?
Education / Re: Unilag Vs Convenant University For Masters by flyingdutchman(m): 1:04am On Jan 05, 2023
Tushnigerian:
You finished with a Second class upper in English, yet you can't spell COVENANT not 'convenant'. Bad punctuation mark in your write up as well, as you're preparing for your Msc, focus on your vocabulary.
Poor form! There is an adjective for your condition: pedantic!

Your greatest achievement in life Na to mock person English. Sorry oo!

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: University Of Ibadan Presidential Candidate Poll 2023 by flyingdutchman(m): 12:26pm On Jan 04, 2023
Anyone who says they are confused or keeping their candidate a secret is simply ashamed of their choice. They know they are going to vote along ethnic or religious lines

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