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Celebrities › Re: Nengi Not Bothered About Allegation Of Sleeping With Apostle Suleman by fman(m): 10:37am On Jul 28, 2022

Coldie:
If I tell u say I don fvck nicki minaj before does that make it true?

If nengi fvck u na unless she like u

nengi is a classic chick.
She bleeps for the cash.
She doesn't believe in love.
If I can afford to give her a mad Cruise.
Tell me why she no go open her legs..
To trap me, cos am a paying client.

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Celebrities › Re: Nengi Not Bothered About Allegation Of Sleeping With Apostle Suleman by fman(m): 10:30am On Jul 28, 2022

FatherBona:
I dey work

Security man for my papa factory

No b child's play.
I know the matter.
We hustle for the Payday.

Celebrities › Re: Nengi Not Bothered About Allegation Of Sleeping With Apostle Suleman by fman(m): 10:19am On Jul 28, 2022

Jozibrainz99:
I wonder why he kept on chasing this kind of girl....

Nigga lost his mind because he was after her look. He thought he had found the right girl for himself.

Look at the 3rd pix carefully, u go see the face of the guy wey foot her bills
for the wine glass. Though his face looked blurred by the wine

Crime › Re: One Animal That Scared You Most????? by fman(m): 9:29am On Jul 28, 2022

Hausa:
OMG! That was a death sentence.
How did u survive?

More importantly, did u remember the event or you were told?

The memories forever lives in my mind.
It was tragic. But I survived it.
My stupid uncle who caused the whole
Scenario picked me up and saddled me with his ricketry bicycle to a traditionalist where I was cured.
I can still remember drooling saliva and nauseating on the bicycle with blurry vision while he cycled almost 2kilometers to the traditionalist place.
[b]it happened when we went for Christmas in the village. My parents went to visit my maternal.
So leaving me and my sister in the care of my uncle.
This same uncle half-killed a snake that entered our native compound.
So we kids gathered round the snake as it was writhing and rolling about.
That was my first time of seeing a snake.
As we watched the snake, I decided to get a better view of the snake by crossing it.
So the moment I raised my legs to cross the damned snake, my elder sister shouted and dragged me but my leg was already raised.... And I mistakenly landed the leg on top the snake body.
Omo, the snake striked my leg fatally and swift.
That's an experience I will never forget.
Till date, I still have phobia for snakes. I can still remember the pains and the movement of the painful poison in my system. I no dey near bush till date.
Anything we make me near bush
Instantly the symptoms will come back.
I will start nauseating. And pains will start crawling up my system.(but all na feelings). I will use torch to search my legs for snake marks. And give myself up to 30minutes for any bodily reaction. I will also avoid water, as I will start feeling tasty. So times I will use try something round my legs[/b]

Crime › Re: One Animal That Scared You Most????? by fman(m): 9:27am On Jul 28, 2022*

Hausa:
OMG! That was a death sentence.
How did u survive?

More importantly, did u remember the event or you were told?

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Celebrities › Re: Nengi Not Bothered About Allegation Of Sleeping With Apostle Suleman by fman(m): 2:45am On Jul 28, 2022*

tempest01:
I wouldn't be surprised if these BBN girls are involved. Quick "fame" with no source of money and the need to show off, and be better than others.

I swear. Their payment slip long
Pass bet9ja booking slip
Everyday cash out
Her Selina tight.

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Celebrities › Re: Nengi Not Bothered About Allegation Of Sleeping With Apostle Suleman by fman(m): 2:40am On Jul 28, 2022

FatherBona:
Wow, this just reduced the price of kerosene and Indomie

Baba u still dey awake?

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Celebrities › Re: Nengi Not Bothered About Allegation Of Sleeping With Apostle Suleman by fman(m): 2:39am On Jul 28, 2022

no be this banni wey ozor
Wan kee himself for bbnaija that yr.
These hoes ain't worth dying for

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Is Like Barack Obama, We May End Up Voting For Him. Asim Adams Esq by fman(m): 2:20am On Jul 28, 2022

081087n:
Good morning to all progressive and intending progressives only

I just pity obi and his labor party, most of those who stand by him wil still vote either PDP or APC.. they keep giving this guy false hope and at the end am sure he'll be so disappointed never to trust humans on social media again

Tinubu 2023 vote tinubu vote APC vote better Nigeria

Either ways.
Who ever wins should give us a better Nigeria.

Business › Re: Female Clothes, Bags, Shoes And Hair At Wholesale Prices by fman(m): 2:06am On Jul 28, 2022

Romance › Re: Why Should A Plant Be Illegal? by fman(m): 10:12pm On Jul 27, 2022

that should be cannabis

Politics › Re: Edo State: Prostitution Banned � by fman(m): 8:54pm On Jul 27, 2022

why nah?

Crime › Re: Police Officer Rapes And Impregnates His 15-Year-Old Niece In Nasarawa by fman(m): 8:53pm On Jul 27, 2022*

too much burukutu
For ~~Garaku~~
Angwan Mayo

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Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Love Doing This? by fman(m): 8:44pm On Jul 27, 2022*

ya,
Just to adjust the pant line.
You know panties can act crazy at times.

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Crime › Re: One Animal That Scared You Most????? by fman(m): 8:41pm On Jul 27, 2022

snakes.
I hate am wt passion.
I once received multiple bites
From a very venomous snake
When I was 4yr old.
Since then I fear am pass ghost sef

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Romance › Re: Please Guys I Am In Need Of A Place Where I Can Squat by fman(m): 8:36pm On Jul 27, 2022

VeryWickedMan:
Thought you were female

Verywickedman

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Romance › Re: Please Guys I Am In Need Of A Place Where I Can Squat by fman(m): 8:35pm On Jul 27, 2022

Otondocorper140:
If I had the money I wouldn't come here posting this.. just say make I try my luck ...

Cause if I can't find a place before tomorrow
I might as well say bye to the job

Heya. So sorry.
I don't stay in Lagos,

Politics › Re: Twitter User Who Said Cows Are Better Than Igbo Apologizes After Brother Was. by fman(m): 8:28pm On Jul 27, 2022

you can ask your fellow first class
Citizens to assist you.

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Nairaland General › Re: Exposed: How Gov. Ikpeazu Allies Emptied Abia Excess Crude Account: by fman(m): 8:22pm On Jul 27, 2022

at least
Him build center Table
For osisioma junction

Romance › Re: Please Guys I Am In Need Of A Place Where I Can Squat by fman(m): 8:18pm On Jul 27, 2022

find a cheap hotel/inn/motel
And lodge.
Save yourself the inconveniences.

Christianity Etc › Re: Share Mysterious Things You've Heard Or Seen. by fman(m): 8:15pm On Jul 27, 2022

I have seen nothing,
Heard nothing.
so I say nothing

Politics › Re: We Warned Them, They Called Us Wailers .... by fman(m): 8:12pm On Jul 27, 2022

Alarm don blow

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Politics › Re: Northern Twitter Influencer, Waspapping, Apologise To Igbos by fman(m): 8:07pm On Jul 27, 2022

Thanksful:
You're wrong. It takes a real man to make the right turn at every junction of his life.

My people say, "anytime you wake up, nah your morning"

Congratulations Sarrki

Your brains has been upgraded to the latest OS

Politics › Re: God Is Punishing The North For Killing Deborah by fman(m): 8:01pm On Jul 27, 2022

Softmirror:
SUCH A GOD MUST BE A TYPICAL NIGERIAN. HE COULDN'T PROTECT HER FROM BEING KILLED. I REALLY THINK SOME HUMANS LOVE A PUNISHING GOD SO MUCH THAT EVERYTHING ABOUT GOD RESOLVES ONLY AROUND PUNISHMENT.

Softmirror

Autos › Re: Proposed Nationwide Ban Of Okada (motorcycles by fman(m): 7:47pm On Jul 27, 2022

The bad side of this okada is much.
And moreover it is a lazy profession.

Business › Re: Queen Elizabeth Coins And Olden Days Black And White TV by fman(m): 7:43pm On Jul 27, 2022

Una don start again?

Politics › Re: Military Government Is Better Than Today Civilian Government by fman(m): 7:41pm On Jul 27, 2022

So what are you advocating?

Crime › Re: The Hard Way & Only Two Ways To Solve Nigeria's Sickening Insecurity by fman(m): 7:01pm On Jul 27, 2022

hiring of foreign mercenaries will undermine the state of security in this country and also will create rooms for infiltration into our economy system. It meant cause economic sabotage.
I prefer state policing.
It is a better option

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Hope On To Gain From Tribalism, Ethnic And Religious Sentiment by fman(m): 6:55pm On Jul 27, 2022

paramakina202:
How will choices made by Osun politicians for Osun state election affect a christian or muslin living in the East or North?
But presidency will govern over every citizen and state in Nigeria that is difference and why every one should feel concern in any decision made at that level.Osun state can go for juju-juju ticket that is their internal business.

I can't stop laughing over this.

Politics › Re: Breaking Senators Calls For Buhari's Resignation, Staged A Walk Out On Lawan by fman(m): 6:51pm On Jul 27, 2022

brain54:
After 7 years plus…
Now his tenure is almost over they found their voice.

Reminds me of the story of tortoise stuck in the deep hole full of s.hit for months. And when his rescuers finally arrive. He told them to hurry up because he cannot bear the stench of s.hit.
These lawmakers are pitiable!

I swear.

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