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RomanceRe: Facts About Guys. by Fmartin(op): 9:11am On Aug 06, 2016
Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Attention seeking idiot. [/color]
guilty conscience. The truth is always bitter.
RomanceRe: Facts About Guys. by Fmartin(op): 9:07am On Aug 06, 2016
DeLioncourt:
Who is this child?

These networks just keep making data easy to get. Smh
the truth is always bitter, so deal with it.
RomanceRe: Facts About Guys. by Fmartin(op): 9:05am On Aug 06, 2016
chicoMX:
Op you need deliverance for making such utterances
deliverance from saying the truth..

D Truth is bitter
RomanceRe: Facts About Guys. by Fmartin(op): 9:03am On Aug 06, 2016
ikbnice:
nope, you should have stated that in your post
https://www.nairaland.com/3140254/8-things-lady-should-know
RomanceRe: Facts About Guys. by Fmartin(op): 8:53am On Aug 06, 2016
ikbnice:
So, none of this apply to girls ehn! Turn your backside lemme whip you.
did u read the one i published about girls huh
RomanceRe: Facts About Guys. by Fmartin(op): 8:52am On Aug 06, 2016
slyIsaac:
where did you get em?..... www.bullshít.com ?
which one are u guilty ofhuh
RomanceFacts About Guys. by Fmartin(op): 8:37am On Aug 06, 2016
Remember last i talked about facts abt ladies, today its gonna be on guys wink


FACTS ABOUT GUYS!!!


1. They Can never love one girl.

2. They Love sex more than love.

3. Are Talented in lying. grin

4. They Talk softly while conning
ladies. wink

5. They Are Heart breakers. ;(

6. They Can promise girls heaven
on earth. grin

7. They Love you before sex,
when you do it they hate you.

8. They Fear pregnancy, but hate
protected sex.

9. Are Specialists in confusing
girls.

10. 80% of conning Men are
broke.

11. They're wicked. sad

12. Using and dumping girls is
their hobby.

13. They want to bear the title
am the one that disvirgined this
girl. :p

14. Many of them are jobless. ;(

15. A lot of them are pretenders. :x

16. To Them I love you means I
want to have sex with you. ;(

17. Men don't believe in
relationship without sex. shocked

18. All they want is sex. No sex
no dating. Abi cheesy

19. They HAVE girlfriends, on 2go,
facebook and whatsapp but still
they'll keep asking girls out.

20. They love doing sex through
out their life. shocked
CelebritiesNoni: I Was Afraid Of Living In Nigeria As A Woman In A Mans Body. by Fmartin(op): 10:52pm On Aug 05, 2016
Nigerian transgender Noni Salma formerly known as Habeeb babtunde Lawal has in a new interview with Joy Isi Bewaji explained how and why he decided to leave Nigeria to become a transgender in the United States..


Habeeb was an entertainment journalist in Lagos before he left the shores of Nigeria to pursue a degree in film in New York. There he said he found a place that was accepting of who he truly is – a woman.


He is now a trans woman, and her name is Noni Salma.

Enjoy excerpts of the interview. Noni reveals she has always been attracted to men because dating women made her feel like a lesbian.


JIB: You are transsexual because you have done the gender re-assignment surgery, right?


Noni: It’s a personal decision and I don’t need a surgery to be transgender. Whatever I decide to do is personal and an individual choice. The surgery is not a requirement. s*x re-assignment is personal. Transgender is an umbrella term that has nothing to do with surgery. If a transgender has had surgery, they are called pre-op trans and after surgery, they are known as post-op trans.


JIB: How does it feel to be a woman?


Noni: I have been a woman all my life. I was born a woman. It was more of accepting myself. My gender has never been in question. I was just scared of living in Nigeria while being a woman in a man’s body. I have never been a man. I don’t know what being a man feels like.


JIB: How did you deal with societal expectations?

Noni: I was bullied a lot. I was attacked for being feminine every day. I couldn’t tell my parents. Everything was exhausting and I became suicidal. The only way out was to transition. I kept asking myself why I wasn’t comfortable in my skin. It took me a year of therapy to finally convince myself to go through the transition process. It was scary. I never thought it would get to a point I would accept myself.


JIB: What gender are you sexually attracted to?


Noni: I have always been attracted to men. Dating women made me feel like a lesbian. A woman could be standing Unclad in front of me and it would be like a mannequin. I was at an awkward stage in my life and didn’t date much.


JIB: You live In New York. Do you have a lot of support there?
Noni: I have a lot of support here. I live in the Bronx, and daily I am amazed at the love people have shown me. I can navigate my world without feeling trapped. Not every Trans woman is lucky.


JIB: If you meet a man you are attracted to… do you tell men you are trans?


Noni: I always say it. I put it out there. Because it is shocking how holding back can hurt everyone. People can get violent at the drop a hat. ‘I love you’ can turn violent really fast when they don’t get the full picture of what they are into.


JIB: Who was the first person you told you were Trans?

Noni: In Nigeria I didn’t tell anyone. I carried a lot of baggage around. Since the news got out, I haven’t reached out to my family..... Read more

http://www.informationng.com/2016/08/noni-salma-i-was-scared-of-living-in-nigeria-as-a-woman-in-a-mans-body.html

RomanceRe: Which Among These 3 Women Should He Marry? by Fmartin(op): 4:06pm On Aug 04, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin
see ur life

huh

grin
RomanceRe: Which Among These 3 Women Should He Marry? by Fmartin(op): 3:56pm On Aug 04, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin ooh no... Not me. I hate biznez... tongue
but u like flexing with money made from business wink
RomanceRe: Which Among These 3 Women Should He Marry? by Fmartin(op): 3:43pm On Aug 04, 2016
ojun50:
D one who can cook nd pray for one hour
as in pray nd cry for one hour?? grin
RomanceRe: Which Among These 3 Women Should He Marry? by Fmartin(op): 2:58pm On Aug 04, 2016
Rexhenrex:
i will go for the money doubler the 3 lady that number one fearing her is the begining of wisdom
no 1 woman is


a, materialistic
b, materialist
c, materialism

choose one grin
EducationRe: FG Scraps Hnds,merges Polytechnics With Universities, As Yabatech Turns City Uni by Fmartin(m): 2:51pm On Aug 04, 2016
Good sha
RomanceRe: Which Among These 3 Women Should He Marry? by Fmartin(op): 2:44pm On Aug 04, 2016
faruz:
none
lol
RomanceRe: With A Heart Full Of Gratitude - Cutezt by Fmartin(m): 2:42pm On Aug 04, 2016
Well, to God be the glory.


Better luck nxt time buddy...

#Teamcutezt wink
RomanceWhich Among These 3 Women Should He Marry? by Fmartin(op): 2:31pm On Aug 04, 2016
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them a test.


He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what
she does with the money.


The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done
this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.


The man was impressed.


The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his
computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.



The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000
and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that
she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.


Which one should he marryhuh
FashionRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Fmartin(m): 5:16pm On Aug 03, 2016
On behalf of me, I and myself, i vote

fynestboi

Cc NLJega
RomanceKITTY-CAT SIZE: What Your Facial Features Signifies..... by Fmartin(op): 4:20pm On Aug 03, 2016
Is it true shocked

grin grin THAT,

If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short pussy. wink


If she has big, thick lips, her pussy is will be wide and thick. wink


A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep pussy.


If a woman has a narrow forehead and flat nose, she will have a short, wide pussy.


Hmm... Nw, Imagine your partners facial features and contrast it with that of the pavement in her lower dichotomy... @guys grin grin
FashionRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Fmartin(m): 12:33pm On Aug 03, 2016
Hmmm....

Vote for

Cutezt
falconey


cc: NLJega
SportsOn This Day In 1996: Nigeria Dream Team Won Olympics Gold Medal At Atlanta. by Fmartin(op): 8:42am On Aug 03, 2016
ON THIS DAY IN 1996: Our Dream Team won gold in the football event of the Atlanta Olympic games #20YearsAgoInAtlanta


https://mobile.twitter.com/thenff/status/760721433739878400/video/1

RomanceRe: Guys: Things You Should Not Do To Your Girlfriend. by Fmartin(op): 4:23pm On Aug 01, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin u are in the mood of making threads again ey...


Well, maybe u we're right.. .but, why so many men are still keep falling to do this? grin
Coz they love their bae.. And wat like Bruno Mars said in one of his song, I quote " I'd catch a grenade for ya..Throw my hand on a blade for ya... I'd jump in front of a train for ya..You know I'd do anything for ya"...

Even Jesus died for everyone...


Its All bcoz of LOVE kiss
Jesus , Samson , romeo , etc all die for love. Mention one woman that die for love. grin
RomanceRe: Guys: Things You Should Not Do To Your Girlfriend. by Fmartin(op): 3:17pm On Aug 01, 2016
u no go ever see ladies coment on this type of thread grin where dem dey self, trapqueen77
RomanceRe: Guys: Things You Should Not Do To Your Girlfriend. by Fmartin(op): 3:00pm On Aug 01, 2016
Jolsnow:
[color=#000033]— Buy her recharge card.[/color]
dude you ar so on point. I call u any time, but sending card, mbanum if u insist, na N100 airtime i go send u grin
RomanceRe: Another Nigerian Gay Man Married Oyibo Lover. (pictures) by Fmartin(op): 2:48pm On Aug 01, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Aloha... Long time never heard from u.. Hope u OK, op grin
am cool...... Good to meet u again
RomanceGuys: Things You Should Not Do To Your Girlfriend. by Fmartin(op): 2:46pm On Aug 01, 2016
*Starve Yourself For Her*


Never forfeit your food for her, at least you can share but to give all to her and go hungry, that’s not love, that’s stupidity. cheesy

*Steal For Her* grin

Obviously, we all know where this will end you and by the time you will be back, someone might have taken your place. Never allow anything to push you to steal in order to please your woman because if she later finds out you actually stole a gift for her, she might drop you, unless of course, you are in it together. wink



* Being Over-Submissive*

It is nice to be sweet to your woman but always learn to set the records straight and don’t try to always appear weak to her and succumb to all her wishes in the interest of pleasing her. Truth is, women actually hate weak men and will prefer you’re sweet and sour. smiley


*Fight Another Man Because Of Her* shocked

Fighting because of her doesn’t prove anything. Two things are likely to happen, either the person beats you to a pulp and end up in the hospital or you will beat the person and end up in jail, either way, you don’t win. Unless it is for self-defense. Take note guyswink


*Pay For Her Education* :-/

It is not a bad thing to support her education, if you can help but to take full responsibility for everything to your own detriment can be dangerous. We are all humans and we change from time to time, most men actually think funding a girl’s education means they’ll be forever indebted to them, ending up getting married to them but we’ve seen several scenarios where the women will end up finding love elsewhere. This has been suicidal to many men. There was a woman who divorce her husband who sponsored her to tertiary education claiming that she is above his class. Hmm.. Do you know what happened to herhuh




She had a ghastly motor accident and one of her leg was amputated.

Add yours smiley
RomanceRe: Another Nigerian Gay Man Married Oyibo Lover. (pictures) by Fmartin(op): 2:28pm On Aug 01, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin


They made their choices... I respect tat...
u dey so? wink
RomanceAnother Nigerian Gay Man Married Oyibo Lover. (pictures) by Fmartin(op): 1:22pm On Aug 01, 2016
Another Nigerian gay man weds his Oyinbo lover.


David Ukre-Umukoro, a young Nigerian man got hitched to his oyinbo partner yesterday, July 30, in Rochester, New York.


David Ukre on his wedding day
David who hails from Warri in Delta state, wed Eric T. Shoen, in a small wedding at TILT nightclub in Rochester, New York.


The excited couple shared the news on their facebook pages. Here’s what Eric shared on his page on July 11, below:

“In 11 days, July 30, I will be marrying David and become Mr. Eric Shoen-Ukre in Rochester, NY. I am struggling to focus on work as I think about seeing all of my friends and family joining us at the small wedding or that evening at Tilt nightclub. I’m feeling loved when I need it with all the crazy emotions from the current state of our country and world.”


https://www.naij.com/910965-haaa-another-nigerian-gay-man-marries-oyinbo-lover-photos.html

RomanceRe: ....ladies Take Note Of These.... by Fmartin(op): 10:49pm On Jul 31, 2016
1stluv:
Not commenting on this post is not the problem, but the post not reaching front page even though I giggled a lil,..




IS THE PROBLEM
our 1stluv which are u guilty of? grin
RomanceRe: ....ladies Take Note Of These.... by Fmartin(op): 10:44pm On Jul 31, 2016
Romance....ladies Take Note Of These.... by Fmartin(op): 10:31pm On Jul 31, 2016
1. Kissing your man is not a

problem. The problem
is how u do it. Stop making Sounds like a car
Crash.


2. Screaming during Sex is

romantic and its not a
problem. The problem is Shouting words

like; "JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY". U're
having Sex, Not a Church Service. And besides i
don't know if u're reminding God to Punish you
Later.


3. Wearing short skimpy skirts is not a problem,
infact its very Sexy. The problem is wearing your
Mini and looking all nice but when you see Guyz u try to Pull it down now forcing it to be long. Don't u see that u're deceiving yourself.


4. Loving your man is not a problem. The problem
is Changing ur Surname on Social Media and put
his surname when he hasn't even Introduced you to his mother. Just Chill, i would hate to read your Post Later saying, "MEN ARE
WICKED AND CHEATS"



5. Saying all Men are the Same is
not my problem but Who asked u to try them ALL?


6. Bleaching ur skin till u shine brighter than ur
future is not a problem, but the problem is
having White Face, Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips
and Black Legs. Are u a Zebra?


7. Reading this post ain't a problem, infact it's
welcomed, but the problem is reading without commenting.. grin
RomanceRe: ***did You Wear This? by Fmartin(op): 11:11am On Jul 31, 2016
mizzbouqui:
cheesy aw op take know
baby i was once a victim. grin
EventsMysterious: Cat Transformed In To Young Girl (photos) by Fmartin(op): 8:45am On Jul 31, 2016
People around Ring road in Ibadan were thrown into a state of confusion following what appeared to be a display of witchraft


According to a reporter Samson Akindele who is the head of news at Fresh 105.9 FM Ibadan, the incident occurred at dawn on June 21.


The girl was said to be giving off a strong scent of animal feaces that had people wondering if she was really human.

Here’s what the reporter said below:

“This girl was said to have transformed from a cat into a human being at dawn today. She was allegedly found as a cat in the store of a house at Ring road area in Ibadan. It reportedly transformed into a girl before it could be killed.


She smelled like an animal and passed heavily smelly animal faeces and urine with equally strong foul odour that could not be said to be of human origin.
I’m still unable to eat as result of the choking smell that pervaded the community. It’s one of the most scary reportorial assignments for me. Does anyone still believe in earthly mysteries and secrets?

This is strange, but could it be true?
Hmmmm!

Cc lalasticlala come and see ooo shocked

https://www.naij.com/872184-shocking-cat-transforms-young-girl-ibadan-photos.html

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