₦airaland Forum

Wokeyim:
@dee02
sorry if u think u can intimidate me with your blabber dash. I'll forgive u because people like u have eyes at the back of their heads. But points of correction:
1. Incase u're looking for a partner in crime, count me out. Not all Nigerians are gay like u, so am no lesby since u're a homo. I guess they pay u for doing that in London and u sometimes do it with dogs and cats. Kai, u are the Nigerians tarnishing our reputation abroad.
2. Am so sorry am not married yet. But it doesnt mean am available for yahoo-yahoo guys like u. If u have nothing else to do abroad, forward your CV to me and i'll help u get a job.
3. Next, i no dey chop fufu because i don't like it, and moi-moi, hmm it's sweet and its Nigerian so i love it just the way i love Nigerian movies and everything Nigerian. No need to pretend, if you miss it, come back to Naija and have a taste.
Useless critic! You sit wherever u claim u are and launder your mouth, thinking u're laundering Nigeria. What have u ever done to better its lot and how much do they pay u to blackmail this country?

Please lady come down this is not a war  do not enter  someone private life  deixe ele em paz  controle a sua tencao por favor  a man will always remain a Man  you neglect him today tommorrow he can help you.  o mundo e complicado   Garota  amanha depois, voce pode dormir  com ele

Wokeyim:
dee02 and FMK, u people are DRY incase u feel u're funny. Better log your lives and bones off this thread before i do to u what your mamas never told u. Nincompoos!

Dee02 

do not worry about rubbish this lady saying  she needs  a baptism of cool whater  to  wake up and understand the right Wolrd 

her sisters in nollywood need to

where those guys  are ?

Look here the best one

lady  if you follow these advices  i am seeing your familly destruction coming soon

ufuoma24:
If your mum needs an extra sex-mate am stil single o

dam you want to kill the lady  

jugz:
and d moral of your own story is?

please please please!!! different strokes for different folks

let things come out by themeselves

you suppose to be Bin laden affiliate. you will also need to change your face

Guys becareful  with familly problems  this is not your business   do you think your advices  can help   to catch  what ? to catch who  ?  sit down and talk with who ?  the mum is so old that  she know what is doing   if the daughter  is 24 years old then mum must be  48 years old   do you think  a woman of 48 years old can beastly act  and judge her proper life  ? why the daughter is investigating her ?  if so  then is not the first time that happen .

dee02:
@Wokeyim and Purestboy!


If you guys run your mouth to the day of judgement, if nolly-crap feeds you, if u campaign for Nolly-Rubbish with the loudest speakers and sound equipment, if u act in a Nollywood movie or even die buried in a nollywood casket-

I WONT BE SWAYED! If the world sleeps and face the same direction, i have a right not too! (and that means i am being CRITICAL!)

I Repeat, NOLLY-BOLLOCKS is an absolute load of balderdash, a big pile of gas bag and a waste of flying fuc.king time!

Keep your opinions away from mine and die with yours whenever your time is up!

I DONT CARE WHETHER YOU GO TO BED COVERED IN NOLLY-JARGONS, IT IS UR BIZNESS, (but you wont be getting me involved in that bizness fo'sho)

Peace

you are right

dee02:
OTTA is where OBJ is quietly enjoying his loot after wrecking Nigeria!

So long as  things  Going on this way the Country will always remain doomed (ESS)

Emad:
Sonye

The next question would be, " what makes YOU think she is not as happy as she claims?"

Let me suggest an answer, "Because she is not married."

What makes you think it is the ambition of every woman to be married?
What makes you think Condolezza Rice wishes to be married ?
What makes you think Genny Wishes to be Married.

Please stop evaluating people from your own perspective
Marriage Doesnot COMPLETE a woman   as many African men like to think
Marriage I FEEL is about finding a soul mate, if you can find one, good, if you can't, no lele
It is better to be single than to be with a bad husband.
a successful woman will continue to be successful WITH or WITHOUT marriage

you are suffering from what i call Psycological Bondage Imposed on us by the MEN of our society
if we ever intend to Get the rights we are asking for, we need to free ourselves from this Psycological slavery.

I don't remember any body ever asking why Saint Obi ( during the time he was not married )
if he was unhappy, or needed a WOMAN to complete his success.
and that was precisely because no body thought he was UNHAPPY without a wife

Why do you think Genny should be??
answer: because she is a woman

That is why  God Made Mistake  and was Wrong   he Should not Create  Woman   since the very begining   Man has been complainingg to write off this creation  but God refuses   (ESS)

Obasanjo Needs to close movie industries I imagine how will come nigeria in year 2050 i am seeing a useless Generation where people will walk naked on the streets

Religion and science  are two diferent  aparts that   trying to prove  and discover the existence of omnipresent  and Fundamental  inteleigence  and the origin of everything. and this inteligence( God) always manifest his presence to those both side so that we can understand  who is he.   
but since science and religion are concepts belong to the imperfect human been, they have never gone togehther.  when Religion said  from the Begining God created the  earth and the sky stars,sun and the moon, but science discovered that  God created  a deep hole and dark called univers where he placed too many  systems : Solar, exo planet etc,     if we see  there is no D#.     Sky=Univer   stars, =Systems. when Religion said that  yoshua stopped the Sun so that they could fight  till evening  but science said  not the sun turns around the world but  the world Goes around the  sun. when religion said  the three scholars come from  the east  have been led by the star  to find the Child(Jesus)   but in science apart the Hsitory is D#. when Galleo  observed the univers during the night  he found something D#  a big star shining D#ly from others. the third night after too many observations with his first binocular, he find that it was a triple Conjunction  between, three plannets,  jupter,venus and uranus,  through this experience it was concluded that it was not a star led these scholars  but this triple conjunction formed big light appeared as a star that led those scholar to find jesus.  the contexts are D# but the result is the same. observation from the earth everyone sees that, is the sun that makes movements   that is why  the first God reveletors wrote in this manner that  joshua stopped the sun   it took too many centuries to prove that  God Blocked the earth  movement (translation and Rotation during 6 Hours) to maintain the  light and permit Joshua to fight till evening. those two dramatics side  sncience and religion  never close together because  men are imperfect  men made religion and men made science each side defend his right  men wrote diferent Books to understand  God  science too.
by the way, the confusion we have nowadays is between D# religions   because we are more closed to religion than to God wisdom  God has no choice he can reveal himself to everyone  in that  case  he reaveled  to Budha,Muhamed,Kimbangu,Moses,Jesus Christ, etc,   all of these religion have the same big messages and Themes  are : God almighty, and LOVE  but they are not united  among them  there are  wars between christianism and the great(Muhamed ) religion 
one religion says  we are in the right side  he will prove you to the scripts  Cristianism come  to you with Bible, the great(Muhamed ) religion come to you with Qua'ram  etc,
Who is Right ?

Guys,

life is sometimes complicated and each one option is different from other.   nowdays  money and fortune win more space than nature rules.  from our ancestors, marriage   was something holy and sanctified  but today is Different  is for money and fortune interest,  world and popular influence.  women nowdays do not want to be under men rules and regulation anymore.  Having a husband for them is being under rules and in  cell.  because they want to do everything that they want  without rules.  like a country without rules is a jungle.  worst thing is,  People like Actresses, female singers. Those People never  Worry about Mariage because  they are Riches and famous. they have fortune. about this Power,  they have no respect, they are more arogant ,Proud, etc,

Genevieve  is a Millionaire,  fomous and  she is all.  she considered money as her Husband   she does  not want to be under  a Man Rule because she Got what man could give Her  it does not necessary for her to get a man  Do not worry Guys  wives never finish on the world  Give Marrige to whoever whants

every thing in Body wife is ESS  not different    Where  

Where she is located  Now  ? in USA or in Lagos ?.  i Had that she started to act  Sexy Films in Hollywood  but i do not thing so that she got space there in hollywood

Guys I read  all your comments,  but a piece of advice for a Good Friend.   becarefull with American People  if not  Nigeria will  suffer from a creepping colonization  from those Selfishes American. those Guys Never Help but they have a creeping strategy  to explore africa countries  for their Benefits.  please try to learn from too many  countries that endured those such situation  Like Iraq.  why they Do not  Help  Haiti  is sufferring from  food crisis where people relying on mud pies to survive  because they know,  in that country there is nothing can  benefit  them    america is like rat that bite and blows so that you cannot realize  but when you realize, it will be late and you got   unhealed wound

Hey what is happing there ? this is the second time. I think this is a silent war to eliminate Governement Members you need to check this matter to know Who is reponsible of that someone is injecting biological bullet on those women

;d

Think twice

if you want to know the identity of God Read the history of moses in median in Mountain of Sinai when God called Him

One day the pope decided to travel by car from vatican to Jerusalem to celebrate jewish Tora Feast. before the event starts the Pope must be present and at time, as is the most important Guest. at 8 O' clock the party begins, on Pope Chronometer, it is indicating 7:30 and the Pope still in Vatican.
coming from the room very quickly and found the driver preparing the vehicle. when the driver saw the pontifical Highness, he imediatly open the door and ready to go but the Pope said i am very late and I have to drive myself The driver surprised but he said nothing and the driver seat on the opposite side. being very late, he was Driving with high speedy 360 Km/H without respecting any Road Code and signal. the drive asks the pope with trembling voice and said, your Highness do you have Driving Licence ? the Police will stuck us Please reduce the speed but his request was not accepted by the pope. after 3 kilometers away in jerusalem to reach the palace , the Police was very surprised seing a Limousine with high speedy and they were obliged to stop the car and The pope Stopped. then the Policeman approaches to identify the driver. from the windscreen, he saw the pontifical Face. very surprised and he back quickly to his Car and touches the radio to comunicate the High court what is happenning


Policeman : Hallo, Hallo
High Court : Yes On Line Can I Help

Policeman : I cau, cau, cau, caught Him

High Court : you Caught What ?

Policeman : Very High Identity

High Court : who did you catch ? the Governor ?

PoliceMan : no no . Very High Identity

High Court: but who ? the prime Minister ?

PoliceMan : no no . Very Very High Identity

HighCourt: but who ? do not be afraid bring him here . Who is the guy you caught ?

Policeman: I Think is Jesus Christ

High Court : what proves that is Jesus Christ

Policeman : Because the pope is the Driver

Jeovy:
@ poster

Is the kings daughter the only babe existing then?

yes. of course

same spirit same mind, you build a heaven. joining together makes force

Guys  Please
Be patient  to read this  History


three Blood brothers  fall in love with the king's Daughter,  each one  of them did not  realize that they are  hunting  the same prey, but the king realized that all those three brothers had passion in his daughter ,  the First brother decides to pay the Bride price to the king to take the Daughter as a wife.  the King  told  him,
okay  come tommorrow  at 12 o clock. when the first brother left the king house, the second brother that coming from another way, did not know  that his elder brother already visited  the king. the second brother told the king that he want to pay the bride price  to take the daughter as a wife.  the king  tells him the same that he told his elder brother. when the  second  brother went out,  the third brother arrived, the King smiles  he told him the same . the following day, the three brothers  suddenly appeared  to the  house  king  at the same time each one with his  stuff and   confusion started. first brother said,  the wife is mine. second brother also  said the same,  the wife is mine.  the third also said the same,  the wife is mine. the King said to them, Go back each one with your stuff and decide  among you, who will take the wife.   later,  the King daughter  died  the first brother dreamed that the lady died he told his brothers.  the second brother  took his Magic Horse that can run fast and faster  to reach the body before to be burried.  all of them get on the horse and  they went.  as soon as they arrived, the third brother  has a Power to rise someone from the  death,   touched the lady  and the lady   woke up  and come to alive   and  confusion started again among them

now  answer  my question

if you are the king,  to whom will you give the daughter ?  (between the three brothers)

kolkuns:
SIMPLE;
2 N 3 WILL GO, 2 WILL DROP AT OTHER END OF THE RIVER AND 3 WILL BRING THE BOAT BACK. 3 WILL DROP AND 1 WILL GO ALONE AND DROP AT THE OTHER END WHILE 2 WILL TAKE THE BOAT TO WHERE 3 IS AND BOTH OF THEM WILL DRIVE TO WHERE 1 IS.

You are right you got it Cute ass Got it Too

you Both are right

three men  discussing to cross the river by boat. that Area just has one boat for left and right side river crossing movement with capacity of 120LB,

1. my weight  is 120 LB
what yours ?
  2.  60 LB    what about  you  ?

3.  60LB  too

1. well  the Boat just   carries  120 LB more than this weight we sink ,  you stay and  I Go
2.    you think so ?. you stay,  3 and I Go

three days discussing no solution.  Now  you guys need to help them and  Give them a solution

Since Benus XVI replaced Wajitila the worldwide pontifical visit Reduced Africa Catholique Churches need to choose a Cardinal for the next Pontifical Exercises to relive the church , Guys in Vatican are tired to walk around the world and becoming power centrelizers. what do you think ?

UUUUHM I Think Albinos will be Good to rule over nigeria

almondjoy:
What is there to do in Zimbabwe? Any oil there? If the people cannot liberate themselves let them continue to suffer like "God-forsaken" Nigerians who do not know their left from their right!

do not confuse my Sister, oil is not the main resource for living but makes part of world evolution God forsaken no one we and our nations forsaken God cause of our ambition, fierces, etc,