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RomanceRe: Co- Habitation Is It That Bad? by FMK(m): 11:22am On Sep 02, 2009
George_D:
Those that married without 'tasting' still are the best.
depend on kind fruit you reaped
RomanceRe: Co- Habitation Is It That Bad? by FMK(m): 2:57pm On Aug 31, 2009
George_D:
bros, buying palm wine and marriage are two different things.
be advised!
Bros, if you are not Married and you want so without syncronization you will get to the wrong channels but when you Realize , it will be so late
RomanceRe: Co- Habitation Is It That Bad? by FMK(m): 7:07am On Aug 31, 2009
is any one among you went to buy palm wine without tasting ?
CultureRe: Can You Name Your Son Adolf Hitler ? by FMK(m): 8:37am On Aug 30, 2009
my next baby will bear the name of Lucifer
Christianity EtcRe: Where Is Garden Of Eden? by FMK(m): 2:57pm On Aug 22, 2009
Recognise:
@^

Also famously referred to as:

[b]B[/b]egineers [b]I[/b]nstruction [b]B[/b]ook for [b]L[/b]iving on [b]E[/b]arth

OR

[b]B[/b]elievers [b]I[/b]nstruction [b]B[/b]ook for [b]L[/b]iving on [b]E[/b]arth


[center]While I thought I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die.[/center]
[b]B[/b]ULSHIT  [b]I[/b]NSTRUCTION   [b]B[/b]OOK  [b]L[/b]YING   [b]E[/b]arth
FamilyWhy Women Are Always Mad by FMK(op): 6:59am On Aug 08, 2009
Guys,

why women get bad habit and Unsupportable ? my neighbours recently get Married (legally as people say) before the woman was nice but after legal mariage the woman became Terrible and unsuppportable everyday problem she does not want to see her two husband's sons to stay together in the same house nor the Husband' Mother the husband's brothers ceased to visit them because of that and the husband cannot make any decision to his blonde if so, he loses everything

do you think this is good
Jokes EtcTake Them Off by FMK(op): 3:09pm On Aug 07, 2009
When an old man come to you and says my son i am tired to keep those white hairs on my head take them off what are you going to do ?

NB do not be in a hurry to answer think first
Christianity EtcRe: Images of God, Jesus, Angels And Satan In Various Books/Pictures by FMK(op): 10:25am On Aug 07, 2009
Ben20001:
It's mere colour representations. It's only idle minds that thinks of it.

It is generally accepted that the colour white is pure while the black is inpure.
That explains directly to the unbeleivers even without preaching to them, that beleiving in God makes our life pure and vice versa.

As I said, it's mere colour representation; nobody knows the real skin colour og our God nor that of the devil.
if people do not know the coulor of God then stop those guys painting God in blonde and devil in black because both of them are spirit and something spirit is untouchable that is in mind also, Santan is an angel he came satan that is mean oppositer of God there is nothing
changed to him about colour
Christianity EtcRe: Images of God, Jesus, Angels And Satan In Various Books/Pictures by FMK(op): 4:57pm On Aug 06, 2009
chiejik:
you can answer it now
devil is wicked and it is assume that anything bad is black
that is to say black men are Satan Children and white men are God children ? okay i will tear my bible now i know that i am Santan son embarassed
Christianity EtcImages of God, Jesus, Angels And Satan In Various Books/Pictures by FMK(op): 12:20pm On Aug 06, 2009
Guys,

why in books and pictures Jesus and angels are white handsome and beautiful face and Santan is ugly black with horn and long fingers a toes i have never see a black angel how is it that ?
Christianity EtcGod Created A Man To His Image/noah Arch/tower Of Babel. Explain Those Fact by FMK(op): 11:49am On Aug 06, 2009
let us create a  man  to our Image  to be like us and  act like us (to whom God has been talking  ?) 

God created a man to His Image (with whom ?)

the arch  was 100 cubic  in high  and 1000 cubic  in long 500 cubic in large (i am not very sure that i put the right mesurement )  where did he arange tools and machine to build this kind of boat  like world trade center  twin towers

as they have same spirit and   same idea  they  are able to do everything they planned to do ( how is it that men can build a tower to reach and surpass Firmament ?)

can someone explain
Christianity EtcRe: Where Is Garden Of Eden? by FMK(m): 11:12am On Aug 06, 2009
all of that i am ready up are suggestion no one knows where this was because since Adam and Eve have been dumped away from the Garden, God put Guardian (Angel) to guard the garden so that no one could eat the tree of life and got everlasting life
Christianity EtcRe: Bible And Consumption Of Alcohol!: by FMK(m): 7:10am On Aug 06, 2009
Abuzola:
Drink alcohol says the Bible
Proverb 31:6-7
Give strong drink to him who is perishing and wine to those in bitter distress, let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their mysery no more'
careful guy. bible is a razor blade you must know how to handle it if you do so like a kid it wil harm you i see that you take this verse as your key to go on drinking
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Not Entirely Good by FMK(m): 7:19am On Aug 05, 2009
Tudór:
grin grin grin These christians never cease to amaze me! H a ha ha grin grin
There are MILLIONS of children nobody claims to be their father in this world. . . .i guess what's left for them is to fast for 40days and start their own religion. . .i laugh in tongues! grin grin
maybe they are  bitches' children that is why.   you make me laughing grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Case Against God By George Smith by FMK(m): 7:02am On Aug 05, 2009
men can write whatever things and Philosophy about God but one thing is right that he never change and never you descover his Mysterious
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible - Another Source Of Confusion by FMK(m): 6:56am On Aug 05, 2009
Duroe:
Adam and Eve were both created on the sixth (6th) day. The 7th day God rested (from creating things). This does not mean God have not since created some other things after the 7th day. Let's use our reasonable common sense.
If we work Sunday to Friday and rested on Saturday (the 7th day of the week), does it mean we will not work the following week? However sabbathnwas made for man and not man for sabbath. After Christ have come, there is no legality about keeping a sabbath. In fact all days are to be kept holy (i.e living to please God) and not just a sabbath day.
have you been present at the period that God created all of that around us ? and you counted the days ?
Christianity EtcRe: Is God To Blame by FMK(m): 6:40am On Aug 05, 2009
my conscience is my internal
Christianity EtcRe: Where Is Garden Of Eden? by FMK(m): 5:01pm On Aug 04, 2009
and where the paradise and the heaven are ? grin also the Hell grin
Christianity EtcRe: Girl Dies After Parents Pray For Healing Instead Of Seeking Medical Help by FMK(m): 4:51pm On Aug 04, 2009
Tudór:
Look at them here pretending like that family wasn't following the ridiculous commandment of god in the bible.
Didn't paul direct that if you're sick you should go kneel to the church elders for prayers?
not that way. you need to undesrtand even jesus to heal people he used Different ways when he healed blind men, the first one he just touched his eyes and said your sins are forgiven then he was healed but the second one jesus mixed the sand with his Spittle and scrub the blind man eyes and he was healed that is to say the seriousness of a desease is D# from another and need D# treatment that is the case some times people or some christians never understand
Christianity EtcRe: Is God To Blame by FMK(m): 4:24pm On Aug 04, 2009
is not God that came down and told you to do evil or Good  is first your conscience  neither Santan to come in your life and  tell you to do evil  undecidedunless you give him access . so, do not  take God  as your  soreness sources   is your conscience first  to know what is good and evil  sad
Christianity EtcRe: God Gives And Satan Take Away Vs God Gives And Take Away! by FMK(m): 6:43am On Aug 03, 2009
God never takes away what he gives.  you men get them lost  when you get them lost  on the way,  while satan walking around he found it and takes it for his own
Christianity EtcRe: Profiling Yahweh,the God Of The Jews by FMK(m): 6:29am On Aug 03, 2009
toneyb:
Yahweh is a crazy fictional character who can best be described as a terrorist and genocidal maniac that is held up as the ultimate force of good by the jews that created him. he can kill people according to the OT for very trivial things like wearing cloths made of two different fabrics.

He encourages sexism, tells men to steal other lands because they are flowing with milk and honey. He encourages rape, plunder and murder of unbelievers because he is afraid of them converting his chosen men. He tells parents to stone o death their disobedient children and encourages people to kill witches. grin grin. He is bothered about how people do everything including passing out excrement. Fear yahweh or die grin grin grin

Human sacrifice is part of his game plan.

"Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods. In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God. That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt. Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction. Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you. He will have compassion on you and make you a great nation, just as he solemnly promised your ancestors. "The LORD your God will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today, doing what is pleasing to him." (Deuteronomy 13:13-19 )

Yahweh himself says that he is responsible for all evil. He admits that good or evil can not take place without his approval in the book of lamentations. Yahweh is truly the elder brother of Allah as some one has already pointed out.
careful with frustration God is not guilty of your Soreness
Christianity EtcRe: Profiling Yahweh,the God Of The Jews by FMK(m): 7:14am On Aug 02, 2009
I always wonder why a country like nigeria where 70 % of people are christians but nothing showing as a God Country but is like Babylone the great where calamities war between religions persist people killing each other you really worship the Living God or not ?
RomanceRe: How To Get A Good Girl: by FMK(m): 7:48am On Aug 01, 2009
TheSeeker:
I can safely say you've been witness to several people being mistreated by a lot of women. That can, alone, put you off women for a long time if you don't put your thoughts and premonition about women in check. Let me make assume you're a good guy; if you have a *good girl* you're presumably sure you'll treat her well, but does that guarantee all men are good? If for some reasons, a woman tells you she hates men because they are evil, wouldn't it upset you when you're sure you're not evil? -- What I'm trying to say here is people aren't all the same. We have varied personalities. Of every twelve there's always a Judas.

Another question you ask yourself is this : are all the women(mom, sisters, cousins, nieces) around you disgusting? What can you say about them? You haven't met a lot of women yet, it'll be demeaning for you to assume all women are disgusting. There are lots of women out there, they just need the right man to treat them womanly; beware though, there could be some nasty, unappreciative ones out there. Better yet, you need to really start dating a woman so you can have an experience -- that will help you more to get over your already-fashioned out assessment of women.

Also, you have to study the kind of pals you have. Are they the types that talk down at women? Do they understand a little bit about women? How often do you talk about women with them? What's your view of their relationships with women? You've got to know that what you give to a woman, is what she'll do right back at you - that's the good ones. The bad ones, well, don't want to talk about those.

The best option for you to do is, clear your mind of blanketing all women as the same. And, have a girl you have an intention to date. You could start as friends, get to know a lot about her and see where it goes. If she's a good girl, your mind will change about women. But bear in mind that some women have their excesses and shortcomings too. Peeps can't be perfect, matter of fact, no one is.

my brother thanks for this newspaper but finding good thing is a spontaneous action not by investigating. because during the time you plan to examine the person, this one can play hypocrisy
RomanceRe: Ages Of Nairalanders. by FMK(m): 5:36pm On Jul 30, 2009
i am 450 years old but if you look at me i am like a 25 years old youngman cool
RomanceRe: This Things Called Girls Are Evil by FMK(m): 5:16pm On Jul 29, 2009
Maacdi:
Sharkz ibt, You got it twisted, most pple do, my younger bro use to say that and i told him it was just a mirror of himself, Say, how have you treated theses heaven sent creatures all the while? Like b@*^*s. Treat them like the pearls that they are and i'm sure your story will be different. Sure they got issues but, hey, what would the world be without them? I love my women!!!!!!
this is the mistake God made so this woman he created brought curses in the world
RomanceRe: This Things Called Girls Are Evil by FMK(m): 5:08pm On Jul 29, 2009
Moreover, God created them to be our helper though these days, they do more than that. (that is they fool us, trick us, deceive us, LOVE AND HATE US AT THESAME TIME, frustrate us, make us to fight their cause (like i'm doing smiley) but they can aslo be loving, supportive, encouraging, motivating e.t.c.

Personally, i think they (ladies, women) are hard to understand but once u do, they can be as sweet as a bowl of hot chocolate.


[quote][/quote]do not believe to this hypothesis that God Created woman as man helper, unless you hear it from God mouth
Christianity EtcRe: Is Satan A Nigerian? by FMK(m): 4:28pm On Jul 28, 2009
jagunlabi:
You obviuosly have not read the old testament.Yahweh delights greatly in inflicting the most excruciating pain on innocent people.Pick up your bible and read the OT part of it to know yahweh better.
Of course, but for nigeria  is excess and obsolete   is  so much,
Christianity EtcRe: Is Satan A Nigerian? by FMK(m): 4:10pm On Jul 28, 2009
jagunlabi:
Apologies to Satan/Lucifer,then.Actually,going by the OT,satan is clean.
The OP should change the thread heading to, "IS YAHWEH A NIGERIAN?" Now that is much more appropriate,according to the OT bible. wink
Yahweh,now that is one badass mofo.
Yahweh does not permit People living in pain Nigeria is like babylone or Sodom or Pergam in the old age
ProgrammingQuery To Expire Old Records by FMK(op): 6:23pm On Jun 12, 2009
Gents,

what expression can I use in Microsoft Access if i want to create a table like this Password Valid from valid to ( expiration date)

that is to say the section needs to expire the old records and create a new one or change the record contents

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