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as 4 me, am in btwn GTB & INTER. wen it comes to customer friendliness. but iloo forward to bank phb wen it comes to mgt.

hi guys, does any one knows about the nigerian institute of logistics and transportation?
in case you know, pls contact me on 01-4049633 or 08052548517, or mail. stillfocus2000@yahoo.co.uk.

hello guys, i heard about this NUPESCO oil and gas firm that gives people the oppotunity to invest 450,000 into thier business and get 40,000 per month, or 150,000 and get 13,000 monthly.
in case theres any nairalander who the details pls let me know.
contact; 014049633.
thanks and God bless Nigeria.

i like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep it up. i laugh soooo tey i beging dey cry.

as for me i strongly support JIMI AGBAJE. he is reasonable, inteligent and dynamic enough to rule lagos. though i have no problem with others, but i feel fashola is an instalment of the out going government, and koro is a man on target to get lagos at all cost. as for the ladies, i think they rather play the role of a steady supporter. i do not know jimi or of his relatives, but i believe he is far more potent. thats why am giving him my vote winning or (God forbid) loosing.

The applause was very great in a women confrence when a woman was introduced as a successful full house wife who never had a single quarrel with her husband after 50 years of marriage. suddenly a woman jealuosly asked her how she did it. here is her story,
On our way to the hotel for our honey moon, the driver made a left turn which my husband said he should have turned rigth, the driver said no its the left turn so my husband said ok "that's one". After a while the same thing happened and the driver said he is correct, so my husband said "that's two", immidiately he took his gun and shot the driver in the head. so i said "my love how could you have done a thing like that?" so he said "that's one" and from that day,  the number two has not, and will never, never, never come,

In a sunday school class one sunday morning, after a very interesting topic. the teacher asked, "any question?" and suddenly, a boy raised up his hand looking very confused. (the conversation goes thus)
aunty; what is your question boy?
boy; aunty, you said the children of israel escaped from egypt
aunty; yes,
boy; the children of israel also crossed the red sea
aunty; good,
boy; the children of israel also sinned against god
aunty; yea,
boy; the children of israel pull down the migthy wall of jericho
aunty; what exactly is your question boy!!!
boy; aunty, when the childrenn are doing all these, where were the adult?

guys, thats a nice concept. but i dont know which version of bible that quote psalm 129 like that. keep up the good work!

hat was very great. soon technologies will surely advance to that level u guys imagined. keep it up , any of this jokes may be a source of ideas to someone.

wisdom is profitable to direct. na so bible talk am. that was great.

no. someone sent it to my mail box and i love it.

Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his class,but she belonged to someone else.One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you,but the girl said NO.Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend, so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast,he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.30 mins goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend 2 call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!!

Oone of the most lucrative business today in lagos transportation. i assure you if someone that can handle the business properly. you make your invested money withing nine months.

You want to find out how it works?

her sence maturity is superb, she is an embodiment of wisdom. full of passion and respect. she is an answer to my prayers despite the diffrent of 4 years.

hi, pls i have a rejected one. and i also need a topic basically on finance. this one is 4 banking. "liquidity mgt in the nigerian banking industry- role of CBN and NDIC. try it.

as 4 me i believe the most important thing is to attend lectures, b/cos what you're taught is easier to understand. but i know poeple have diffrent ability of improving their memory. persitency, courage and hard work should be our watch-word as student.