₦airaland Forum

Olu Jacob Junior Or Senior ?

joseph1832:
the dude in the 3rd photo looks like Olu Jacobs

Maybe the teacher want explanations to those answers.

Lie kill U there

Faber:
Let them recruit Agbado miscreants na...

Better for Agbado miscreants to die in Ukraine fighting than to die for nothing under Tinubu.


1 liter of Fuel: 900 naira
1 cup of beans: 800 naira
1 cup of garri: 200 naira
1 cup of rice: 450 naira
1 tuber of yam: 1,500 naira
4 tomatoes: 600 naira
1kg of gas: 1,200 naira
5inches bread: 2,500 naira


How Agbado miscreants want survive without jobs...Omo better to enlist in Ukraine military. A word is enough for the wise.

This Heineken is MORTUARY Standard Ooo

advanceDNA:
Snakes cringe me.....but still...You did well...

Take .....use am wash am down

Am sure there is a change of position in Ur brain 🧠 and that's the reason for this Ur comment, So they should write any news again about Air Peace. There is no where in the world 🌎 🌍 that Air craft don't have issue .Air Peace still remain the best indigenous Air craft operator.

sultanofpigs:
They opened this thread to troll Air Peace, forgetting that an emergency landing on an Airline shows that the Airline maintains high safety standards...


Air Peace keep soaring, while those that beg for ODUA Airline will keep hating ..

Na U add alcohol to cough syrup, abi na the cough syrup wey U dey do under Ur roof U dey refer to ?

Sapasenator:
What a about alchohol in your cough syrup

Don't just spit out rubbish, think b4 U open Ur mouth Or U make research.

weslay:
So from the 200 million people in Nigeria, we can put resources together to build our own ships. A technology that has existed for centuries. This is shameful

Is it that the education in Africa is different from rest of the world?

We do have a long way to go

Don't talk about women in sports Or music industry, mention 5 to 10 women in politics that have been given chances and not corrupt

saphiere:
I think it's high time we realize that Nigeria will not get any better if the affairs of this country is not piloted by a woman.

Checkout our women basketball team, football team or is it our great women like Dr Mrs Ngozi and Late Mrs Dora?

I think we should drop pride and senseless ego and allow women to governor this country.

PS: Google the bridge constructed by Desmond Elliot and the one constructed by the female councilor.

Also Google the water project donated by Peter Obi and the one donated by Marvin music star, Ayra Starr

Music dey run away from WhiteMoney and him continue dey run after music. WhiteMoney don mad with this Ooo

Music dey run away from WhiteMoney and him continue dey run after music.

And the whole of Ur family from beginning to the end don't have 1⅓ of his world 🌍 recognition and achievement and he's still controlling Ur father.

AqualinaXYZ:
And Tinubu no get any certificate






He said he wrote WAEC at his fathers house he no go exam center




And the frog eyed thief claims he went to secondary school in Lagos four years before them dig school foundation

I know it may not be easy for you but U just have to force urself to always apply sense in Ur comments.

Odin13:
Ojukwu and bello make sense

Awo own be like frog

Include the date U wish to die

Arobaga:
If I believe this fake news make i die






Same army that killed Shekau more than 300 times

I've had that kind of experience that i had to use my fingers to push it bcoz there was no bucket 🪣 around me to fetch water.

FalseProphet1:
Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.

Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.

After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.

This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.

At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .

I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.

To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.

Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.

I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.

Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.

This I have seen.

Nigeria law should not have allowed NLC to have a Political Party

politicoNG:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/03/23/breaking-labour-party-crisis-nigeria-labour-congress-writes-inec-chairman-lp-legal?fbclid=IwAR0w8sorJuUhyCaEzySSITAuJpJyMmp6r1RPpryYFkL0LoBitta7yu650Jw

That's PCOS

Testiebobo:
My dad's younger sister grows beard like a man, she is even hairy than my dad. I wanted to take her pictures but she refused because of netizens. Is it a health condition? Cuz it is very obvious.

Pictures used for illustration

You should requested for sense b4 U type this rubbish.

JustYourself:
Barren south west states

This is call OgunAtunida (War of Recreature)

TunezTV:
Trending clips of young gents turning up at a birthday party in Calabar. Some Netizen have concluded that some of them might belong to the LGBTQ Community.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDVQMzEfRgg?si=-oN__itOxZwS4fN3

Both pictures are photoshopped.

Not for children Only military personnel can relate.

sunboy:
Where is the weapon ?

Always compose Ur senses b4 U comment.

Generalmystic:
Rubbish, this one looked like staged combat 😂

Why did U collected it when U know U don't eat Pork ? That's what is called Ojukokoro

MimiBiggs:
This Pig was given as a gift but we don't eat pork..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVw3esepRvc?si=XcI2j1QcEcd4jez7

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Why did U collected it when U know U don't eat Pork ? That's what is called Ojukokoro

MimiBiggs:
This Pig was given as a gift but we don't eat pork..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVw3esepRvc?si=XcI2j1QcEcd4jez7

If U sabi read well U go see the address

Hezmatosky:
Abeg where refinery dey for Edo state? Abi i no read am well?

Lie kill U there.

EnemyofGod2:
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Rubbish fake news ,I'm in pH very close to ONNE where the refinery situated and I can tell you that nothing like refinery working this December, the road that read to the refinery is in a very bad conditions, no motors can past true it now.

Is that what U do for a living ? Bcoz Ur comment is suspicious

Laple0541:
I knew it can never be Nigeria..,,


For Naija, they will rather ask them to drink cement paste or acid. Very heartless people.

Some stupid fellow would tell U that Lagos is no man's land as if they can say that in other regions of the country.

Idi-dowo

If these great Nigerian celebrities contest for BBN which of them would you vote for?

U again ... Faith. Go and modernize Ur format, Ok

Sunlight3:
please guys please don't just scroll pass. please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD bless you

Acct num: Faith

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First Bank

Laugh 😂 😆 Which kind of human being be this ?

UptownVibes:
These ones don go carry condemned iron people, say na gun factory.. Nigerian army and man o war ,no come get difference again o..