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Kx:
When u willfully ask someone to shoot u in order to test the efficacy of your jazz, u have defiled the juju, it will certainly fail u.

Good insight. Thanks

Theblessed:
[b][size=16pt] How pitiful!!!!

The urgly side of it is that, some people on here couldn't see anything immoral and sinful in this trade called game/fun/run, that these girls indulges in.  Sorry!!!

Imagine, these girls going about sleeping with so many men and any thing with a sausage in between his legs - for material gains and fashion that comes and goes within 4 months, is beyond me - pity! 

Among all the places in the world, is it Africa in particular Nigeria, that one would take such risks?? A place where, almost all of them are infected with Hiv Aids due to the level of promiscuity, I wonder!

In fact, the women are catching up too, if not worse and I ask, such a place, is it where one should risk his/her life on 'death roll'? 

Generally, 95% of African men are ignorant when it comes to protecting themselves, their wives and girlfriends from s e x u a l diseases.  Majority of our men never 'think' protection in their promiscuous pursuits and the girls themselves would not even suggest of it, for the sake of loosing trade/their men - it stinks!

They won't dare touch condoms even when given free of charge - they won't use it - they rather die catching the nonsense and infecting un-assuming and innocent people in their lives, than use something they consider a hinderance to attaining the apex of s e x u a l pleasure.  Imagine a 5 minutes pleasure and that's the level of ignorance, I'm talking about here.  How silly!!   

May I just say girls, good luck with your 'Blackberries'! When your time is up, just go and meet your maker and, don't forget the  Blackberry!

Whatever your pursuit in life is - money, fame, material wealth, designer cloths/bags and Jimmy Choo shoes remember, we came to this world with nothing and we all, will leave with nothing - as you can see, it doesn't really worth it, does it? [/size][/b]

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lefulefu:
There was this igbo babe wey i wan do one day and after i pull down her skirt na cowries she wear around waist with no pant .Omo na run i run ooo!

Hmmm, I hope the article stresses that only men are allowed to use of their "space" to cheat

When a lady starts yelling "oh, that bobo is nice", just know she just met a prodigal son like lefulefu's friend

Good effort.

I pee on this thread and simply walk away https://bestsmileys.com/peeing/5.gif

@Poster
Pls logoff, wait 30mins, logon again and then find the jokes section for your dry jokes. Rubb.ish.

@Poster

You're f**cking ugly, it's so obvious from your post. Empty barrels make the loudest noise.

cold:
If you can't have a male nanny but you do have a male security man,is that not more or less the same thing

There's a little difference, one's duty post is closer to his potential victim(s) than the other's

kemmeye:
i heard ugly guys are more loving idk

Dey deceive yourself

I dated one in the past and it was such a romantic experience. I really took my pound of flesh on her for the endless extortion I've passed thru from her colleagues. The peak of it was when I made her to wear her Nigerian Police uniform while yanshing her I felt so cool with myself that finally, I have one of these chronic extortioners under my control But I was nice to her and when I finally decided to stop seeing her, it was a gradual withdrawal. Today, we are still great friends even though nothing intimate again

sexkillz:
OP! You are the exact age of my 3rd brother! We are 4 boys. I'm the first. So i'm gonna tell you what i always tell them: I was once 17 at a stage of my life! I felt most of the feelings you are feeling now! i was once shy, but i overcame it! If i could do it, you can do it! Dont be in a rush. Most girls are not attracted to boys in their same age group! Face the most important thing in you life right now, which is your studies! Know yourself! Strive to develop a personality that other people would know you with! Life is step by step, take each step as they come! Be patient! Dont mind what your friends say! You should be more interested in doing what is right at all times! Not doing anything because your friends are pressurizing you to! At this stage of you life, you dont need friends that'll continually put you down! Strive to make friends that are older than you, because, they tend to give you better advice than your age mates! When you rush into anything, especially at your age, you rush out! So be cool, be calm, and be calculated! And next time you refer to yourself, avoid using the word DOOMED! Cos you are not DOOMED! Saying such is a sign of low self-esteem on your part! Work on your self esteem bro!

I'm here if you need to ask further Questions!

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@poster
Enough said

Any virgin 17yrs and above in Naija? I sincerely doubt.

r.i.p.

@ Poster
You're in a tight corner now, just be cool, calm and collected but be prepared for the worst.

2nd Chance

An Ibo family I guess. Those pple like moneyyyyyyyyy!!! Tufiakwa

Ten Kobo:
FIFA ranking is like a pair of unclad bosoms, it swings up and down, sometimes even without the owner making any move.

You made my day

The lady wor wor ooo, 2Face even fine pass am.

Time will tell, 2015 is not eternity

GEJ pls leave theories alone and face practicals. I dey bow for you oooooo

pro01:
Ole burukus. How do you reconcile being an 'independent woman' and anxiously and gluttonously lusting after a (richer) man's money and material things? If it's a girl's birthday, then fine: get her a decent gift for her birthday, just that. If she's your fiancee or wife, then of course you ought to buy her gifts on more occassions and bail her out financially if need be.

But if it is the random, typically ungrateful, fickle, here-today-gone-tomorrow 'girlfriend', then only an a-s-shole would spend his hard earned resources on such a thing in the name of 'love'. If she truly loves you, she wouldn't conditionalize her love on the basis of material things. In any case one has to avoid paying so much for sex, cos afterall, that is the ONLY thing one can gain from a 'girlfriend'. I even prefer those ones that openly confess their dependence on men; at least it makes things easier, and you know what to do, and she knows what her role is. The real irritation is those that claim to be 'independent', and yet lust after (more expensive) material things from men. The deceitful idea is that they should be 'equal' with you while you spend fortunes on them. What impudence. Independence my yansh. Some of ya'll need to learn what independence truly means. Independence means freedom. In other words, you should be free to date guys that you are richer than, that you can get more things for than they can get for you - since, after all, you don't need a man's money, just his love. That's independence. You don't claim independence and yet run after money bags who would buy you expensive gifts. You people need to get a life and quit speaking from both sides of your mouths.

Spot on.

jampro123:
From experience I will suggest men spend their money on their wife and the mother of their kid. Any money spent on any female or relationship that does not yield kids or marriage is a waste. I am telling you from experience.

Take heart bro, shits do happen sometimes

Male Nanny? No, I'd rather be the Nanny