Someone wee just dey jeje, and Glo netwack go begin dey fall pesin hand(s), for as long as 4 days.

eaglevision:


Who gave u visa to enta dis ciry?Oluwafirefunmi dear,answer this illegal immigrant on my behalf please.let her tell u wessup,b like say u need spectacles

I use a pair-o-spectacles already.

Alfrediolu:


hi, do u mean we would have to go to school to collect the LOI? is that after CUL have been printed? or how does one go about that? thanks #teamOAU

As it used to be, yes, na school we go go collect am barely a week to camping. But, I never sabi when dem go give us dis time. And, yes; na after we don print CUL.

SexxyDior:
Hi Guys...On the Fake/unauthorized CUL...I was supposed to report to camp on the 30th of march (stream 1)...but something just came up and I can't make it to camp on the said date...will it be possible for me to go with stream 11...

First and foremost, what came up? Is it anything personal or camp-related?

eaglevision:


Young man be guided ok,dnt allow ur emotions send u to prison on this land,dnt u ever say such again,who is d lof of ur life?if u dnt want to be lost,be warned lol

HawkVision, u better warn ursef before I report u to my dear soldier friend, Sunnepa.

franfurler:

Hello everyone...I am a PCM who revalidated in this batch A 2016 and I have my call up number.I used a red background passport photograph during my initial registration and I could not change it on the site cos I was unable to.I hope this wouldn't be a problem to me in camp.I need answers please because I'm worried and nysc isn't replying my messages. Thanks.

Ah, chill. No worries. No wahala. Meanwhile, welcome to the golden city; a family of love and care. #WeAreAllWeAre

School dey always give us 'LOI' (Letter of Introduction). Nai we go present for camp, as we don submit our IDs when we wan collect Certificate. Na so dem do for d last 2 batches.
Cc: OAU peeps herein.

oluwafirefunmi:
Lmao

Firefunmi d lof of mai laif. Awayu?

DTOBS:

You know I've been guessing who dis could b all this while,not until now you talk AFOO is that you?

*salutes* Sir, yes, sir. Na ur pikin.

Kbs468:

Haaaa! Mr Afolabi! When I never signed any document legalising that? Or did the DG DTOBS ordered a broadcast of such Info?

I thought I got wind of that info smwia. Perhaps, twas while I was dreaming overnight. Sai baba!

DTOBS:

my brother, Na im b DT ooooo...

shelarh,we go need am for sure

OAU go give us Letter of Introduction. @ Dtobs(oga Deolu) I hail u. #TeamScm

Abeg, peeps don dey print dem CUL? Not the unauthorised one o.

Una heads dey dia kakaraka. Naija o ni baje!

LogoDWhiz:


We need to diversify.

The basic reason why the exchange rate is getting lower is because the reserves are getting depleted. And nothing is going back there.

Nigeria as a country need to access other ways to generate income.
We have the potential, we just need to harness it.
Our over-dependence on Oil is the cause of this, we decided to abandon all other income generating resources all for Oil. And now we are reaping the reward of our Labour.



As for now, I'd advice we devalue the currency.
get loans, invest heavily in other sectors. And then things will get back to norMAL.

All these buyinnaijatobuildthenaira is not enough, it's actually minute.

If other countries are still not buying our things, then it's not yet there.

Word!

boboLIL:
B00hari stepping down ...the only solution...

Well, that's no solution, in the sense of solution.

kollenzy:
.Lolzz..

*in Mi's voice* Issallowed

So, 1 Dollar is now 370 naira and 1 pound is now 550 naira. Now that 1 congo of Rice is 550 naira too; shey pesin nor go begin dey plant everything we e go dey chop bai?

Now, joking apart, fellows, what do you think could be done to stabilize this our rickety economy? Beyond the buy-in-Nigeria-to-strengthen-the-Naira campaign, what other ways could the Naira be strengthened?
Cc: All concerned persons

*receives a call for an ambassadorial post* Speaker: Young man, kindly take a step forward, bow, then run-us a brief about yourself.
Me: *steps forward and bows*
I am Afolabi, Abiodun Bret. A master's degree holder in Organized crime. I had my first degree in E-scamming. *steps backward and takes another bow*

*Rides-in Bajaj Motorcycle* O ye peeps, me don begin my 40-days-around-the-nation Tour o. I wan tour the nation before I heed the clarion call. For as many of u who'd want me to buy things for them OMW back, kindly lemme know. *brings out jotter*

Ehen, so u don dey work sef. Nice one.

drjoshua2000
post=43056857:


Chairman na automatic redeployment oh. I no won loose my present job.

But wait o. As we get soldier for here now, make e kuku dey do security officer for here nau. Mo wiire abi mio wiire?

BlizzydoDo:
dem don settle

Thank God.

*falls off bunk* *continues sleep-snoring*

Gutten morgen, Freunde. Wie geht es ihnen?

drjoshua2000:
Good morning family. May your day be watered with the dews from heaven, May u rest in God's precious shalom and may it not grieve u today.

Amen o! And u too.

drjoshua2000:


Adamawa

And u like d place, abi na because u sure say dem go gii u automatic redeployment na why u dey confident?

Kbs468:


You know that you have been promoting gender equality in federal executive council, So it is the same thing with what he is saying na.

OK listen since he asked me to do this and you consented to it.

A 3 letter word he is referring to is SeX but if you can't understand the below analogy, then you can't digest what he meant again.

1. S = Male = Acid

X = Female =Base

So, during simple Neutralization reaction in a chemical laboratory,

Acid is poured down from a burette slowly by timing adjustment into a beaker containing an alkaline or base solution until a balance is reached called end point and easily made visible through the aid of an indicator.

So In essence, the indicators in your Case with fraiser are the reconciliatory talks going on between you both.

S=fraiser

X=Blizzydodo

Neutralization = S+X

End point or Balance stage = SeX

Abeg sleep beckons. If I didn't forget, I would complete the analogy tomorrow.

Evil Genius.

drjoshua2000:


U be chairman. If you say make wait I will. But if NYSC don't adjust the deployment I will sue them with the hungriest lawyer I see

Be like say ur first state of deployment (though unauthorised) pay u. Wia dem post u go before sef?

missprudence:



folabiBret..
I dey o..how u dey now... n how has Ur day been

@Mummy Sunnepa, I had a wonderful day ma'am. Howboutcha?

CROBBOY:


Bros, NA GOD HAND AND NYSC E DEY O!

This one Nysc don turn u to Dodo bai.

Rukkyola:

abeg,abeg,abeg......
Na now i just dey c dis 1.it can't fit 2 b possible.u can't fit 2 make me cry just like dat.u ar not going anywea.u belong here and here alone.notin lyk b16 thread.If i mistakenly notice ur absence 4 hea,or mistakenly catch u 4 b16 discussion,na u go fall inside stew no b fone.so just respect ursef and remain here.WE LOVE U or rather, I LOVE U.I can't fit let u go.biko!

@Justified10, as I never kash u online sef, d way wey u take compose ur message show say ur head dey there. Y'ain't goween anywia. Just stay put.

bolagabriella:

U neva cease to mk me laff...lol
Well sha more pple lk u re needed to help us neutralize d kind of headache fraiser causes in dis GC

Fraiser? Be like say as I enter from jandon now, na Fraiser-Sunnepa beef I fain for ground. Wetin 'hapin'?