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Abbeyunique2:
Getting too big for my liking, kasun kaji enterprise just dey make person get unnecessary fat

Ehn, dey workout nah.

boboLIL:
make dem gimme BOBO,, I don't take alcohol..lols

Bobo as ur name implies, abi?

I woke up and my first task of the day was(sincerely o) going to pluck Agbalumo. Afterwards, I returned home and d second task was eating the juicy, fleshy fruit. Since then, I bin dey romance one Daniel Defoe book so, wey my food don ready for dining.
This weekend just dey.

Blackops:
Abroad ke... D oloshis wey dey Nigeria na... Awon Werey.

And dem auto-renewal package nor get benefit like that of mtn. Person for here even yarn me say 4 days ago, na 1.5GB Glo give am for 1k sub. Now that e don become 1k4, e fit still be say na 1.5GB data dem go give pesin o. Be like say ah go begin dey reason Airtel, as Mtn nor good for my area.

Blackops:
I was in utter shock when I heard. Instantly I sent them a tweet asking why the assholes sons of bitches and good for nothing network whose towers will come crumbling told me that's its management decision. They should not worry other networks will start giving us Cheaper BIS rate I will cut off there Sim.

Wait o! The Glo wey u dey talk, na d one for una wey dey abroad ba? 1,400 ke! My sub go soon finish and I don dey reason auto-renewal, so na 1,400 bai? O ga o.

jubrealguy:
ni ale Friday gan gan........after glo decided to release me frm dat prison wey dey offline, na ur joint i first branch.......not to drink anything ooo buh to con see how market no fit eva move, i wasn't disappointed rara cos i still dey dere as i dey folo u talk, Me and FolabiBret don dey package another oniparaga, infact ds one go dey do indomie and egg for one side.....Iwo, o ni duro rara..........wa sare kabakaba

Anyway, keep my 4 baby oku for me........u dey tell hardie14 say i b ologogoro, u forget say d day wey we meet, na 4 baby oku she go hustle for me........... Iyawo daadaa lomo yen

Madam, gimme two bo'ls of St.Bottles Gin. Mah share am wid my paddies dem. Cc: Jubreal, Kbs48, Sunnepa, Bobolil, Logodwhiz, Abbeyunique, Hawkvision, Fraiser, Dtobs, et al.
PS: nor dey reason say 2 bottles too small for us to share o. Each bo'l contains 98% +alc. o.

Ah nor sabi why peeps bin nor get chill pill ontop dis posting palaver. Pesin wey dey go Adamawa, if e like, make e open eye pass Bull, e go still go Adamawa. Abeeegi.

This one wey una dey fall like Mango Tree anyhow, una sure say una dey healthy?

Qutyjoice:
I dey tell yu

Qutyjoice, ur 'I dey tell yu' has to do with Oyehomz being a good composer, or the seriousness of the proposal and ur acquiescence?

Qutyjoice:
That moment when Sist is bae, love you fraih, as for Mr oyehomz1 yu don pass full mark make I jejely say "YES"

Wait sef, ah don't unsten u peeps again. These had better be proposal lines o; real-life proposal. This Oyehomz is one lovely composer.

Attention to all PCMs.

Shuuu! U get choco for head o. 48 shades of gray.
[quote author=Oyehomz1
post=43254896]Fraih as you kno i am not a poet like yu, neither am i a prolific writer like kbs468...But wen u love someone like (qutyjoice), then u will kno that nothing is impossible.... Therefore i write with ma brain from ma heart.


48 Reasons I Like Qutyjoice


1. Your loyalty to me and everyone or everything that matters to you

2. Your compassion for everyone around you

3. Your selflessness

4. Your integrity

5. Your strength

6. Your devotion

7. How you are always 100% honest no matter what

8. Your kindness

9. The way you always try to avoid questions

10. How you always stand up for what you believe in

11. Your generosity

12. Your confidence

13. The way that you always look for and find the positive in everything

14. Your optimism

15. The fact that you know exactly where you are going in life and will do whatever it takes to get there

16. Your courage even in the face of adversity

17. Your boldness

18. Your gentleness with me

19. How you are always understanding with ppl even when dey don’t deserve it

20. How much you and I share in common together about everything av seen u do

21. How you always can make me laugh or smile even at times when I don’t want to

22. Your zaniness

23. The fact that you refuse to ever completely grow up

24. Your crazy words, gestures, and imitations

25. How you are always kind of animals

26. The fact that you aren’t afraid to laff

27. How you always mention me when I need or ask you to and sometimes even when I don’t ask

28. How you are nt always concerned about me and my well-being

29. The way you scold me

30. The way you liven up a room just by being in it

31 How much you’ve taught me about life and myself even in hours

32. Your intelligence

33. The fact that you are good at fixing things or putting things together by mouth

34 Your zest for fashion

35. Your electronic and technology savvy being a computer guru

36. Your excellent people skills

37. Your amazing words

38. Your awesome hair

39. Your craziness

40 Your incredible baby blue-black shinning eyes

41. Your soft palms tellin m how fragile u re.

42. Your love of life

43. Your uncompromising belief in God, family, and country

44. The fact that you would make the best mother anyone could ever ask for or hope to have

45 The way you sit. If u can't sit u can't be crowned

46. The way you chat

47. Your wackiness

48. The fact that there is nobody else in the world like you and nobody will ever come close



[size=25pt]fraih...i finish am[/size][/quote]

BlizzydoDo:
folabibret gud evening & ow was yur day?

Evening ma'am. I'm fine, and my day was so-so. Yours?

Gurifnin here. Abeg, who get idea of the amount dem dey sell each plot for Eko Atlantic City?. Who cohn sabi how much dem dey pay bricklayers for there, on a daily basis.

Question 2; who get Buhari Muhammadu number and Buhari Omo Musa?

Question 3; who get black pen?

Question 4; who has 1k dollars he/she isn't using @ d moment?
Tankiu.

sheylarhh:
Longest time bro!... where av u bin?

I've not been around for a long while ni. Bawo ni nkan?

Awa meje la si je akoni okunrin to lo si igbo irunmole: Emi (akara oogun) Kako (onikumo ekun) Aramanda okunrin, Efoye, Olohun iyo, abbl.

DTOBS:
Brother you no go vex ni ooo,as you go pluck mango see lions na me sed go pluck cashew come see dem "egbere" dey do conference!!!
Which one bad pass

Well, both involves 'life-loss', but urs still better. If u gree 'mezebu' like 4 egbere mats lasan! Owo ti de niyen!

swagifted:
just today you mean ?

Yeah, today. Before I woke-up ni tho'. Ne'er knew I'd been having a nightmare.

Shouldn't we rather have a Whatsapp forum? Let's spread our tentacle to Whatsapp too. I can volunteer to open the group chat provided u all start dropping ur whatsapp digits. U may send ur whatsapp number(s) to this number: 08072849396.
Cc: All interested persons.

jubrealguy:
Walahi.......... Oloriburuku ni Nepa, see the kind plenty plenty things i don miss.

Abeg, shey barbers dey camp sha

Jubreal, I sha notice say ah nor see u online. How far now? Meanwhile, be like say barbers dey dey mammy market.

*enters with a sack full of Mangos* I dey hail una o. Wehin dey sup? So, I got an E-mail from Nysc. As I open am and I see something like Tara...I just close am. Nor be my mailbox I enter, obviously.

MemphisDepay:
na neymar style I won carry go camp o

Na Skodo with beards o. Atheists' style.

sheylarhh:
Afoo baba

Oya! Sheylarhh! Awon ti Great Ife. Iba o.

Me: Dad, our tuiton has been increased o.
Dad: How much is it now?
Me: 1.5 million.
Dad: oh! Okay, what's ur CGPA now?
Me: 1.2
Dad

Qutyjoice:
And I'm so in for this..... Love that

This is a family of love.

LogoDWhiz:
Lol! No vex.

We are too many.
Very hard to keep track.

Sorry once again

Na so sha. We go nearly rish 4 million o.

Kbs468:
Oya no vex, but you sef just disappeared without prior notice that would keep ringing in our heads. I guess you must have seen a list I posted earlier and how can we always remember that offhand?
But you made a salient point though and made me remember many others now that I wouldn't want to be repeating their monikers again since I have done that today.

Welcome back finally and we are glad you've joined us again.

Respect bro. Lest I forget, what's ur line of study sef? And which Uni or Poly?

House, we gahz step-up our 'care' game. Pesin just disappear for 5 days, una nor even care. Meanwhile, i dey ontop one tree wah dey pluck Mango na so I see some Lions wey cohn flex. As dem nor see me and dem nor comot for 4 days nai me sef just stay up like that. It's good to be back tho'.
Cc:
Dtobs
Hawkvision
Fraih
Fraiser
Kbs48
Logodwhiz
AbbeyUnique
Blizzydodo
BobLil et al.
Sorry if ur name doesn't appear. As of the time of typing, my brain is numb.

giftiebrown:
its 63days to go fr stream II NOT 66 days

This goof reminds me of Kemi Adeosun, Finance Minister.

Ani se, dis forum just too tap sense. Big-ups to Logodwhiz and Kbs48...Awon temi!

emperorjoe:
Morning hse, there is difficulty registering my brother, his name is on the senate approve list.
But when the process started the site said no details found.
He got a new jamb no. Last year from his unversity, cos 2003 jamb number had to changed/regularized.
The cafe attendant said the new number is likely not entered into jamb site, since yesterday we have clicking regularization on jamb site to no avail. Showing error 404.
Please can some one Offer a solution on how to get it done. Thank u

Why took u this long to register? Had it been u had made the attempt to register him when registration began, and u had faced this difficulty, we MIGHT have been helpful. Well, as of now, ur brother, I think, would have to go to his school's division of students' affairs. It's highly imperative he does so!

Good morning, God, glo and everyone else. Na prostrate I dey prostrate give Glo mast nowadays; just to gree get netwack chat.