NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 9:51pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
*clears cobwebs* Good evening, peeps. O ma t'ojo meta. Eyin temi, owo meji fun yin o. Cc: Kbs468, Fraih, Fraiser, Spixytixy, Jubrealguy, OlaSalo, Dtobs, Sc31, Blizzydodo, Oyehomie, Abbeyunique, Eaglevision, Presido, Crobboy, Et al. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 3:10pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
rosalieene: So the government is now setting up various youth empowerment schemes teaching people how to be self employed. Really nice. When during your own time, there were different jobs waiting for you to choose from right after you left secondary school, NCE and university... Now you people due to poor management are setting up soap making classes for masters degree students/ holders. So we are to suffer for your inadequacies right? If I may ask, how many Americans or should I ask, how many of our Nigerian friends who won the visa lottery or presently in America are into the soap- making business and other forms of these sorts we have in Nigeria? (that's a honest question, I would really love to know). But I perceive because of the clueless minds of our malfunctioning leaders, we have to bear the pain of starting on our own. Don't forget the cost of generator and fuel that is as high as 140 naira per litre. All because some unscrupulous elements who don't know jack about nation building are there parading themselves as fathers of the nation. Fathers my foot, try plunderers. With different shapes and sizes of stomachs and heads, they look to the youths and now use them as campaign grounds in the name of training them to be entrepreneurially oriented. What a shame! And if I may add, we talk of the NYSC as the bedrock of national integration, while this might be true, it is also a bedrock of massive enslavement using youths, not just youths, GRADUATES, as a source of cheap labour for a year. Paying a graduate 19,800 Naira (Federal government allowance) and sometimes as low as 6,000 naira (state allowance) that's 25,800 Naira Per Month. My God, what's he/she supposed to do with that? Save from it and start a life afterwards? This is what the real figure should be. #70,000 Naira (Federal Government allowance) and #30,000 state Government allowance. #100,000 naira a Month. A Graduate who didn't benefit from free education, whom you choose to "use" for one year alone deserves that much if billions of naira can be used to consult spirits and priests for someone's re-election campaign. Hey you!!!, shut your brain up there before it concocts the thought that the nation does not have the money. if she doesn't, then let her scrap NYSC. Drink water on that your opinion and let it remain in your rotten intestine, "God punish all this stupid leaders a thousand times over" una never get cancer, leukemia, syphilis, stroke and some other things go soon join. I no wan curse anybody abeg. But really does these all make sense? Then after one year of service, you displace them and employ another set of "slaves." (apologies to my corps members abeg). To make matters worse, the NYSC year was made compulsory. Out of almost a hundred thousand corps members in a year, maybe 5,000 thousand will get lucky to be retained in their place of primary assignment and the rest will... So some will put their lives and dream on hold for one year and building the mirage of this country with dedication and selflessness, all for 25,000 Naira monthly. Kudos to all the "Ghost corpers" and all the brave youths who throw back their 25,000 naira to their faces to pursue their dreams. Na una sabi what's up! Who told you that you need that certificate anyways? Se they said if Buhari presented NEPA bill, they will still vote for him. Does the demon need Adeboye's or Oyedepo's certificate to respond to order? Abi Falhz the Badh Guy dey use hin NYSC to sing? Moreso, after they gave you the certificate, they're still teaching you how to make soap and do make-up, are they not indirectly sending you a message? Your certificate of discharge could be useless o. Where do I start from? In short, we need to find a way to KILL all these leaders. Yes, I mean real KILLING like what those cultists did to their fellow students in Abia, that should have been done to the leaders of this country and not those poor students. Take their heads and let's play football with it, or maybe sending them to exile, chasing them outta we town. We go gun dem down, before dem go know dem go dey for 6 feet under the ground...They are clueless gluttonous thieves and murderers. ALL OF THEM. Mind you, this is just in my mind o. I've not said it to anybody. (copy and paste on punch, the nation, tribune, vanguard and everywhere they can see it) if @yorubaspartacus catch any of them na Sai gobe for the person o. Make dem hide! What I really want to say is, "Goodmorning and have a nice week. God bless your hustle" *straightMONDAYface* #copied. Oya! Ishe loogun ise! Atelewo eni o kin tan eni je. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 2:33pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Good afternoon, chums. I'm glad to be back in here.
Shoutout to everyone. Cc: Everybody. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 10:59pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
Ah! Eyin temi, e ma binu simi o. I'd been held incommunicado by Network over the last 10 days. Reason being that I changed location. However, before CUL comes out, I'd have returned to my comfort zone; hence become active herein once again. Here goes my Whatsapp digits tho': 08072849396. Cc: Fraih; Fraiser; JubrealGuy; Spixytixy;, And the retinue of other well-wishers whose names I may not have the luxury of time to list out. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 1:14pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Been long u saw me *in Wande's voice* |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 4:24pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
Boa tarde mon senores I senoras. Como vao? A kiyin kiyin o. Awa tun ti de o. E dakun, gist wo lo wa nle keh? I dey see one post like that say one pesin 'LIE' dem cohn cast am. Ah bin cohn dey here say d person dey amongst our so called 'mature peeps' (as they're tagged).
Cc: Every concerned person. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 4:56pm On Mar 05, 2016 |
Fraiser: best post so far, cant bliv dis is commin from a drunk lyk me, na who borrow u d brain wey u use write am abeg Emi omo, mo tap 60kb lara brain Dtobs mo 40kb ti mo ni tele ni. Oun lo je ki nri nkan gidi post bayi.  Dtobs, nor vex say I tap d 60kb without ur consent o. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 4:54pm On Mar 05, 2016 |
Fraiser: d day has been rosy baba Iwo pure mehn! Day yen n rosy lori Rozay. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 4:53pm On Mar 05, 2016 |
Oyehomie: Soo wat re u saying o? I support the love thingy---if u have begun having feelings for each other. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 12:43pm On Mar 05, 2016 |
*clears throat* *with a guttural voice* Mai pipu, I just enter NL jeje mi, and I begin dey see different posts wey show say some pipu dey boil. Now, to those germane issues.
First, anyone that says this thread has lost its value and its essence of creation shouldn't be, I believe, in a hurry to point accusing fingers? Who told u Nysc issues are no longer discussed herein? If u get question, ask am; u go see d number of peeps wey go answer ur question(s). All what these set of peeps (JJJ and Aunty Adeyemi) have succintly tagged as childish charades are what make this thread lively. Without all these, discussions here would be too insipid and vapid. Abeg, anyone wey dey here gahz come down to our level(should d person consider him/herself more mature than all others). When u're in Rome, u behave like Romans or u leave Rome. Gracias. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 12:08pm On Mar 05, 2016 |
Fraiser: my real G, dont mind dis our golden citizens jare, dey can fit forget person ehn, bur to tell u d truth I miss u for here pass miss eliot sef, gud morni hw has ur day been Boss mi, I dey okay o. D day has been trotting-off real good. Urs? |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 3:11am On Mar 05, 2016 |
Good morning mai pipu. Aw una dey? As ah been don dey 'off' since, ah don miss una gan. I bin dey hear say printing of CUL na March 24-30th abi nkan. Shey dem wan meu dey print CUL for camp too ni bai?
Then, @ Qutyfjoice and Oyehomie's love ish--person bin dey vouch for Oyehomie. When d person wan cohn spoil efritin, e cohn talk say 'though e never sabi am nor follow am relate.' well, d matter na small matter. If una, 'Oyehomie and Qutyjoice' feel say ur body don dey do 'tinkonko' make una step-up d love game. Who knows what's to come?
As per d awards wareva, I dey hail everybody wey dey involved--be it active or passive involvement. Kudos to dem Logodwhiz and kbs468. To my niggers wey nor even kia to fain son of man, as I nor gree come online, una weldone o. Cc: DrJoshua, Abbeyunique(oloruko mi), Fraiser, OlaSalo, Jubreal, et.al. Meanwhile, where Sunnepa dey since na. To my ladies dem, I hail una. Cc: Fraih, Spixytixy, qutyfjoice, bolagabriella, missoyin, et al. To my Great Ife peeps, I dobale for una o. Cc: Dtobs, Sen4trina, Olasalo, Akara ogun, et al. To all other unmentioned monikers, nor vex o, I nor get pass 40kb memory ni o, and we plenty gan for here--like 500 plus or thereabouts: reasons why I canuh tag efribody. My last piece goes to Aunty Bukky Adeyemi. Fine, we may be kids--but 'we are all we are.' We've stuck to one another through thick and thin, and we've all made tremendous progresses, by and large. If as kids, we could do what some adults, even, cannot do: then we'd rather remain the kids that we are. *hugs her* I know u need some love baby. We have enough to lavish on u, dear. *bows and takes his leave* |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 10:54am On Mar 04, 2016 |
jubrealguy: **in psquare's voice** no start wetin u no go fit finish
Meanwhile, r u d real ludacris abi u just dey boro name upandan Please, don't meddle in their brawl. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 10:51am On Mar 04, 2016 |
Good morning, peeps. Wetin dey happen? |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 3:45pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 3:27pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
...Dr Joshua, I sabi say na d insomnia wey dey always trouble medical personnels nai dey trouble u, as u nor gree get time sleep. Trust me, I should know better.
*Don't bother asking if I am a medical doctor* |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 2:30pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
opiscoal: .... Sure dearie, buh do you do green bottle too? Or u juz wanna take asun nd pepper soup, mk I dey estimate down,., lolz So, na Akure e dey happen? Oya! |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 2:27pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
...and as per the awards whatever, *in Falz's voice* me, I juz wanto be shiaman--yes, shiaman.  |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 2:21pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
*enters with Swag from Oyo London* se ndun good? |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 12:37pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
Fraiser: na because of olosho bodija awon oni sokoto pempe I dey dream to visit IB soon o Aanu e o she mi. Dyu know there's HIV Lassa(not Aids). |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 2:04am On Mar 03, 2016 |
So... |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 11:31pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
spixytinxy: u don kolo Shey Kolo mental abi Kolo Toure? |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 5:20pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
Fraiser: your guts dey guess right broda Ehen! Mo so na! Enu mi jana. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 5:19pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 1:10pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
Make una good afternoon for here o. From the ogas dem to the humblest citizen, I kari my cap troway for una, cohn full ground berekete dey salute una. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 1:08pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
[quote author=spixytinxy post=43414131]se na dat one u sef wan buy ni[/quote
Akshuali, na Ade&Ade brand ah wan buy. Na Oke-imesi(Ekiti State) dem dey produce am. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 1:04pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
spixytinxy: lol, which one b chibuzor nd nkem again, se dat one dey last too ni Ermmm, e suppose dey last nau. Na Aba brand, but teni n teni, tekisa ntaatan. E je ka gbe awon oja tiwa naa laruge. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 12:58pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
spixytinxy: wa gbayi jare, na over sabi b dey worry me bf, one for 2k ke Lol, naughty lady. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 12:58pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
sydneyboss: I will prefer chasedeer E go better nau. But, in order to strengthen the naira, why not buy in Naija? Chibuzor and Nkem sef dey o. 1,300. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 12:49pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
spixytinxy: ehn ehn, Sebi na dose one dem dey sell 3 for 1500 abi Exactly! |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 12:44pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
spixytinxy: my husband of cos, na im give me moni wey I tk start d bizness O kare lai. But...*keeps his mouth shut* okay. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 12:43pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
spixytinxy: chesus chwrist, kilode noa, for only one, abeg recommend d fake cheap ones Lux and ChaseDeer. |