EbuDox:
Hahhaha.. I'm not God, but I know u..
You are in IB right?.. Will u come down to lagos

no,never mind

EbuDox:
I am me...

ar u God

EbuDox:
I know damilola of Maths& stat, fed poly ekiti . Eyin omo Ilesha l'osun state.. Ki olorun shaanu yin

haha,abeg na....

who is this?

EbuDox:
damilola

should I go into hiding,that's my name you mentioned

u think say everyone na mumu
#i cast the spirit of typing rubbish and lie out of you

[quote author=EbuDox post=39106334]Hmmm. All what I know about cum is its opposite "go".

E.g
Can I "go" out if this stuppid thread?

what do you call urs?

hmmm,love this writeup

Who is the best liar ? Guy: Babe what phone is this ? Girl: Well is the new Bold20 Guy: Bold20 Dey ? Girl: Yes Guy: How much ? Girl: Bought it for N300 thousand Guy: WTF! What can it do ? Girl: It doesn't go off, it has no battery, it doesn't need a sim card to browse, it charges through solar WBU, what phone do you use ? Guy: well am using Samsung Galaxy AIT STV Nokia Apple Windows iPhone 30 Girl:What!!! Which kind of phone is that, How much ? Guy: Just N500 thousand Girl: Babe are you serious ? What can it do ? Guy: Hmmmmmm it can do a lot of things oh, the phone browses on it's own, it has fridge, bedroom and parlour inside, no need for charging, the one i love most is that it helps me do all the house chores and if am in the parlour watching a movie and the phone is in my bedroom and it starts to ring, the phone will walk from the room to the parlour shouting my name saying i dey ring oh pick me pick me Girl:Chai guy you can lie o ? Guy: No be u start am ?
Who lie pass?

Make them kuku dey chop am alone

Blaqqcorleone:
"Death Certificate" For Successfully Murdern English

A university student was asked to give a speech on her graduation day, she said….. good day lendings and gatel men, I wanted to thank God for my mum, dad, parents, brothers and sisters, siblings, cousin, for paying my schools fins, if not for them I would have not be a school student, I will seriously thank my great grand father who is dead for his support towards my SCHOOLING as a student, I joined cult but I have already comot, and also greeting chineye, ayomide, teju, timileyin, ngozi, onyinye, sukurat, atiku, tunde, okeke, ifeanyi, johnny, Paul, and all my late student Who I studied in this school, I thank my VICE CANCERLOR, for his effort to of making me the best SCHOOLDENT in ENGRISH RANGUAGE AND TRANSLATON, I also thank the gateman, the HOWSE KEEPER, I ALSO IN THIS MINDIUM TO THAN MY DAD MY MUM AND MY PARENTS ONCE AGAIN thanks . . . abeg which kind of certificate should be given to this graduate…?

ShutTheFhuckUp:

†hnkx mah.

u wlcm

starlingslimnet:
OP you see am my guy is right.

We have three good answers: 66,98,198 if you find it impossible then explain how

1+1+1= 3 and at the same time 1+1+1=1

think u'r ryt

dharay99:

oya wey my qift...

do you care for cow's egg
?

starlingslimnet:
then It's 66 . But come to think of it the birds only said "They are not hundred" and not "We are not up to hundred" So 198 is a plausible answer.

not at all....

They need half of them plus the one to make up 100

nameo:
X + X/2 + 1= 100
Find X?

dat's just the trick!!!!
Thumbs up

dharay99:

b⁴ nko....yeah.

kudos

IamLEGEND1:
mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww
66 fuckin birds

. U almost there,buh 66 isn't correct

agarawu23:
199

wrong

dharay99:

ahan, 66 birds were flyin @1st.
Divide i† by 2, yhu qe† 33.
66+33+1=100....

Already ansd up der.

so are u saying 66 birds were flying?

starlingslimnet:
198 Na

it's definitely a brain twister



Not correct

Adinije:
49

try again

agarawu23:
so what are you saying in conclusion?

none of dem deserve your love.....

KashyBaby:
Its shud not be a brain teaser...instead a brain twister...Lol...
199 all in all

error

Brain teaser! Some birds were flying and met a bird on their way. The bird greeted them; 'Hello hundred!' They said we are not hundred, we need half of us plus you to make us hundred. Q. How many birds were flying?

Is it possible to love 2 person at time?....
Do u realize ur ex is nw with someone else child?

Ok,next

tosyne2much:
Ehn now !!!
Tell me something jawe

nothing much jawe.
I'm a fedpolite