youngberry001:
i can`t laugh

maybe you didn't t find it funny

just saw this on Facebook and i can't just stop laughing

photoshoot:
I have 2 I love most.


1. Omije ojumi- Tope alabi


2. My helper oh, my helper oh
There is something that makes
me come into your presence.
My helper.

photoshoot:
I have 2 I love most.


1. Omije ojumi- Tope alabi


2. My helper oh, my helper oh
There is something that makes
me come into your presence.
My helper.

Hmmm.

Funny

That number 10 sha

tosyne2much:
Begging for alms is a means of survival for those who are suffering from permanent or temporary total incapacity such as blindness, mental derailment, deafness or dumbness who can no longer work or hustle to meet ends need. But recently, overwhelming evidence shows that people who are even physically and medically fit do not want to work but disguise and go begging on the streets of Nigeria.

I know many of us might have once been a victim of their scam

*Lemme keep the ball rolling*

In my school, before, during or after lectures, we normally have at least a beggar as a visitor once a week, and one significant thing most beggars share in common is that they always have touching and tears-dropping stories that will make you nearly empty your pocket.

On this fateful day, a beggar with black shades, accompanied by a woman, came into our class and started narrating his story. He told us he was formerly a lecturer at Rufus Giwa polytechnic, Owo; and lost his lecturing job due to vision problem which later resulted in total blindness.

Personally, I didn't believe the story because it was too fake to be true. How could someone who claimed he was once a lecturer will have difficulties in speaking English to a reasonable extent?.

He told us about how his family members neglected him to bear his cross and that he had consulted several opticians for check up and a sum of five hundred thousand was needed for surgery so as to regain his sight.

Before I could say Jack, some gullible students started shaking their heads pitifully, and our class rep stood up, tore a sheet of paper and started collecting money for him after which the money was handed over to him. He prayed that we will always experience academic breakthrough in our endeavours(oboi see how pass and probation students dey shout amen ). He thanked us for our kindness and went to another class I guess.

*Fast fwd*

At the end of that day's lectures, I boarded a bus to town to get food stuffs in the market. On our way we bumped into pot holes and a woman complained about our dilapidated roads and our leaders' lackadaisical attitude towards maintenance of these roads. Some people in the bus nodded in affirmative and said we are suffering from bad governance.

I heard a man from the back seat lambasting our politicians for our bad roads, poor electricity and fuel scarcity. Then he claimed that of petrol was worse and gave testimony of how he went to a filling station yesterday to buy petrol to fuel his generator and had to queue for several hours. The driver and some passengers started giving their own experience too.

I had to look back to have a picture of the frustrated man that was lambasting the government when I saw the shock of my life. Lo and behold, it was the man and woman that came to our class to beg for money (this time no goggles on his face but I was able to recognize the woman very well )

When we all highlighted at the last bus stop I had to wait and monitored their movement to see if the woman that brought him in our class will hold his hands by the roads side as an acclaimed blind man but reverse was the case. I was astonished when I saw both of them crossed to the other side of the road to buy roasted corn. That was when I knew they came to scam us.

I narrated the whole drama to my course mates the next day and they said they would be waiting for his next visit.. That was the last day we saw him

Nairalanders, share your own case experience so that others will learn.


May God save us from scammers

they are just too much,the same school I've seen a begger without any disability Coming everyday with just a prayer "gbogbo yin lema pass o"
It get to a time that his prayer become the answer we give to all the beggars coming to our lecture room

moi sweetheart, her name is praise

ewoo!!! English don enter gau
na -400 jamb suppose gv u make u dey balance up in the next 10 seatings

slyIsaac:
I heard they added 40 marks for some candidates it seems tats what happened here....

P.S...censoring yhur friend's name and leaving the registration number is a Waste of time...log in to jambwebsite..type in the registration number...her/his name,state of origin and local government go show...

I knw,but u ain't interested in the name anyway, do u?

notice to all jambites!!!

if u receive any message from 2016 or jamb telling u ur jamb score, please do not hesitate to go and check ursef

see the result my friend received and the one she checked herself

Bob Marley

MemphisDepay:
big lie.. As if you havnt been fingered b4!

didn't even know what dat means

Wisetalk1:

Seriously, you're a genius. God bless you.

amen and u

MemphisDepay:
shey u get same issue ni

me kee?? I'm under 18 fa

divinehand2003:
Is it literature in English language or Arabic studies?

the answers are
1.F
2.H
3.T
4.V
5.R

count the number of the first letter,then add it to the 3rd letter,u will get d middle letter

like B _ E

E stands for no 5 ,then add it to B
that is B+the next five alphabets that follows
you will get G as the middle alphabet

count the number of the first letter,then add it to the 3rd letter,u will get d middle letter

like B _ E

B stands for no 2 ,then add it to E
that is E+the next two alphabetic that follows
you will get G as the middle alphabet

interesting
looking forward to more comments

Fortune02:
1. 1.1
2. 10min
3. 5/12= N0.4166667 per egg
3 - 0.4166667 = N2.5833333 profit per egg sold
2.5833333 * 20 = 51.666666 profit daily
51.666666 *365 = N18,858.333 annual profit

Going by the info given he will make approx N18,858 in a year. That's N0.019mil so its possible

smart

dem dey even fight on top dat thing
abi na only me see those comments

firstking01:
Hi, watsup?

hello