tosyne2much:
Ehn now !!!
Tell me something jawe

nothing much jawe.
I'm a fedpolite

tosyne2much:
FedPolyAdo


U a Unadite ?

tosyne2much:
FedPolyAdo


U a Unadite ?

fedpolad?

What's funny in this? What's funny in this?

Omotayor123:


OP should modify topic to :How to make your husband send you packing.!

2dice:
Tell her to close her eyes
Go bring Petrol
Pour it on her
#SHANOR_SI
BOOM _BOOM u made it

chop nuckle....

Best reply ever

op don vex o

No let dem bend o

starlingslimnet:
And bend you will bend.

The moment u gently throw your phone onto ur bed and it decided to bounce off nd break

I better run for my dear life den

MemphisDepay:
it doesn't really matter..

Never,jesus is a male

MemphisDepay:
can you die for me instead.. If you really care about me?

MemphisDepay:
hmmmm.. Its gona be serious o!

it can't jhur

Come take my bullet proof

How dd u knw,just wait till he shoot

MemphisDepay:
ha!! I haf died niyen

t=38729538]OP is really in love

Take her home to mama then
After all she says you don't know her mother...she might know and understand yours and also take her as her mother to forget or disown hers.

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Yawa go gaski

Just tell em u lost ur senses

U wlcm

Snowangel4:


I hv dat in mind already
Thanks

Snowangel4:


He is a very violent man....he told me dat if he can't have me,then no one else we have me. Seriously I regret ever known dat guy

go make a report at the police station.....

I'm sure with a lotta discipline,he's gonna open up it was only a prank

Slimzjoe:



So all this Incatations Just for a Single Question ?

I'm sure you're from Oyo

b4 nko

obirin oniwa,o ni oun o lori oko

Snowangel4:
Pls something has bothering me since.

My boyfriend now my ex,visited me a long time ago. He came with something wrapped in a paper and it smells like weed.
After I finished having my bath that day...we started arguing abt something and in the process he pushed me down and raped me with force, and I noticed that he robbed dat stuff on his prick..well after he finished,I became so weak...i felt very weak throughout dat day.

The thing now is that I am getting married vry soon and that silly boy has been threatening me,that if i ever have sex with any other guy both of us will die... I am scared because I knw he can be dangerous.

Pls any one with the idea of what I am talking abt should help me pls.

Pls girls should be very careful of all those mr nice guys, hmm them can be very dangerous and wicked.

This is hard to believe

Anyways,if it really happened,,,just go to your church and pray about it and make sure you tell ur fiance the whole story...
Wait,are you that irrestitible that he won't even think about his own future before doing that and is he a monster that any other girl can't move with? ....that's where you should knw he's not for real.....

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nastyd:



Omo Aye!!

O JAR BAJE

Chop Knuckle...

Lil kesh #efejokunio

QatarPlayboy:
I Didnt say u were standing lik u re on ur dp

wat i meant is u been online at dis unholy and ungodly hour of d nite.

ok den,I'm off to bed

QatarPlayboy:
nite crawler!

@foladaraawe

just passing now

Emodeee:


Who u wan dey deceive? Na so una dey do. U will come in the name of ur friend or u cook up a name.


I don gv u ma advice, take it.

u sef dey do am
Buh no be me o

Emodeee:
@op, Is ur pastor single?

If he is, den ur crushing is legal.

Gbe sunmo pastor kejo lepo bi bread ati butter.

mogbe,no be me nawww

prettythicksme:
Op thou shall not lie **y u crushing on ur pastor!!who does dat?**hell fire is real oo

na sister grace,nt me

Can't say this sounds funny or crazy

I was about resting on my bed when I heard two sisters coming from church talking at the back of my window......

1st sister-sister mary,can you believe I'm crushing on our pastor

2nd sister-sister grace,are you mad?

1st sister-i don't know if I'm mad but I'm serious about this,during the anointing service we had last week,I felt like holding the pastor when he anointed me....

That's when I shouted "HOLY MOSES" in my room...

Cutehector:
Make smth like a charm in ur room and take his picture and tie it together wit it and mark the picture in an X shape with a red paint...



Thnk me later