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@OP, you are a very intelligent guy.

Shake e bum bum in british accent. They did well.

[quote author=Airforce1]AHLAHU AKBAR.

I'm so ashamed of this girls?

Since when did shaking bum like a pro.sti.tute part of our culture? Nonsense! Shege!
[/quotethem Say make you watch am? Ps: them no be muslim so the are free to do what ever they like.

I wonder why some people can't recognise a joke when they see one, laugh and just enjoy the flow instead of criticising and showering insult on a fictional girl character.

SELFWORTH: Uhh!

Wonders shall never cease. I find this story strange . Its either a lie or true with too much exaggeration.

its a joke

Love is the ultimate criteria. How do you explain girls who were wayward in universities, wear to much make up, can't cook, wear over exposed dresses, go to all clubs and parties in town still end up marrying early and to the best husbands and yet the good girls with all the wifeable qualities are still single praying and fasting for a husband. Most times when the finally marry, its to a man that wiLl give them headache.

ManirBK: So ΨђåƮ do we call dis 1
now Dis tym around it
is a Christian trying to
burn down a mosque!!!
so are all christians
terrorists now? Where
ae the christian
brethren? *smh

you are very silly. Why do you think the name is withheld? Its cos he is a muslim kid who has been taught how to be voilent and agressive right from birth.

Jackie na nollywood actress abi gollywood? As ~wood don dey plenty una no know who be from which ~wood. Remove Jackie from that list and put Jenny

sistawoman: We have not had sex yet, we are waiting for tomorrow night.  We are getting a hotel room so the kids wont hear the noise.  I am going to go over before hand and set it up so the wine is chilling and the candles are lit and the Victoria Secert is on me just right.

I guess from reading the post the best I can give him that night will be me.  And all of me he will get, I cant wait 18 hours 30 mins to go till i take his name.

which kids? Just asking

The boy still dey secondary school, check out the last pic

Laugh don make me roll off my bed. Seriuosly dude lip gloss and powder? You resemble these KD boys way be security men for my area.

Laugh don make me roll off my bed. Seriuosly dude lip gloss and powder? You resemble these KD boys way be security for my area.

2nd time making FP

No picture? No coment

chizel: Why is it that nobody get to hear this man's predictions when they are made but rather after the event has taken place?i wonder what this people thinks they are doing in Gods name

gbam! Same question I keep asking. He don leave nollywood, now na US. Why e no dey predict Boko Haram own make people no dey near where them wan bomb. God deliver us from the hands of endtime prophets.

Sparkle1: Thank you!got it from a site and shared it with you guys!so pls,am not a lesbian,neither is it my story,make una no insult me again!!

you have achieved your aim na, it made FP.

@Op, you be female o! This thread is a big lie.

Amazing!!!

thorpido: Na so.Some people own na say the thing no dey even charge.


...but why are a lot of females on this thread?

if na breast them talk about na males for full the thread. Its natural.

Ex-husband-yes
Ex-Boyfriend-NO

Where the picture of the poster na?

It must make frontpage. Seun+Tonto=...

This post is stupid and senseless. These are qualities of a girl with low self esteem.

http: No Boy, that was and still the life i live, if you are in Naija may be you can tell me your village and i will tell you the road that get you there!!! no pun intended.... cos there is absolutely no local government i havent been to, name it... mind you i work and a Transmission Engineer in one of the Vendor in Naija then and now as an Engineer in Telecomm company here in the States...


The following places might look familiar, so look for ur places u know...

Abia close to Ohafia

Enugu in Udi, Nsukka, obolo, Nkpologu

Ebonyi Ezzangbo, Nkalagu, Effium, Ugbala, Ngba along that only road like look like a u-turn.

Benue that one plenty: Otukpo, Otukpa, Gboko, Katsina-ala, Zakibiam, Aliade, Igbor, Shangev-tiev, Abakpa, Tor-Donga, Ochobo etc

Akwa-Ibom: Etinan, Eket, Ikot-Abasi, Abak, Ikot-Ubo, Azumini, Ikot-ekpene, Itu, and Uyo main town.

Nassarawa: Keffi to loko, yelwa, mada, Gitata, Panda and that Yoruba Military Barrack; chei i don forget where dem beat me, anyway along Jos road.

Taraba: Jalingo, Tafida, Ibi (no road town where R-Benue pass, Karim-lamido, Lau, Junleri, Lankoviri, Bambuka etc.

Plateau: Ikputu, Shendam, Zamko, Amper, Langtang, Pankshin, Panyam, Bembem, Jimiya, Fuskam mata, Bukuru, Mangu, Kassa etc

Adamawa: Ganye, Jimeta, Jiberu, Mubi, Uba, Michika, Mayo bani, Bazza, Shelleng, Numan etc.

Gombe: Duku, Jamari, Nafada along Potiskhum rd, Bajoga, Tula, Filiya; the road to Karim-Lamido, Garko etc.

Bauchi: Ho! my favourite state, Dass, Darazo, Gabarin, Kari, Misau, Azare, Udubo, Katagum, Bara, Alkalere, Wikki etc

Borno: Askira, Balala, Biu, Miringa, yelwa, Burma, Shani, Badir, Damboa, Bama, Gwoza, Madagali, Kunduga, Magumeri, Gubio, Zari, Damasak up to
Dusi where the border is to Niger republic, If u want pics i'll give u all.

Yobe: Potiskhum, Damaturu, Ngelzama, Zoro, Nangere, Dapchi, Gashua, Nguru, Machina-the border town to Niger-Republic.

Jigawa: Hadeija my cool town, Mallammaduri, Gumel, Ringim, Kazaure-the road to Daura in Katsina etc.

Anambra: Igbo kwenu! Okija shrine, Onitsha, Nnewi, ihiala, uli, electronic market.

Imo: my main town, Owerri, Umuduru, Etiti, Orlu, Ihuo, Obaku, and my favorite hotel

Delta: Warri, Ughelli, Oleh, Ozoro, Ashaka, Burutu, Forcados, Evremi, Abbi, kwale, Onicha, Ekuku-Agbor, Isele-uku, Asaba, Umunede, Ete-uromi,
Bojiboji Ogwashuku, Ibusa etc.

Edo: Oluku, Odigbi, Uyere, Igbogor, Orah, Siluko, sapoba, Obiaruku, Idokpa, ewohinmi, Ebelle, Ekpon, Igueden, Ehor, Irrua, Sabongida-ora, Ozalla
where young girls unclothed for festival, Ekpoma---yeee! gun, Agenebode etc.

Ekiti: Effon-alaye, ikole, ikere, ilawe, igede, ishan, Ise, Emure, Aiyede, Oye--election rigger, Omuo etc

Ondo: Idanre, Igbatoro, igbokoda, aiyetoro, Omisore, Ifetedo, Owena, Ofos, Ore,Okitipupa, Ajilete, Mahin, Ile-oluji, Owo, Idoani, Akungba, Ikare, Ifon

Oyo: Kute, Ibadan, Fiditi, Lanlate, Iseyin, Igangan, Ofiki, Ago-are, Ikoyo, Ogbomoso, Tafon, Sapeteri, Shaki, Wasinmi, Ilero, Ado-awaye, Ogbontosa.

Ogun: Oni, Omu, Odeda, Owode, olorunda, Ajebo, Iperu, Ijebus, Odogbolu, Shagamu, Alakuko, Waterside, Otta, Ifo, Oja-Odan, Imeko, Oke-odan etc.

Osun: Ede, Inisa, Ibokun, Ilesha, Ife, Ifewara, Ejigbo,Iwo, Odeomu, Ifetedo, Ipetuijesha, Oke-Imesi, Ila, Ikirun, Ilobu, Okuku, Osi etc.

Kwara: Ilorin, Offa, Ajasse, Omuaran, Petegi, Lafiaji, Shonga, Jebba, Bode-shadu etc.

Niger: Mokwa, Bida, Lemu, Wushishi, Minna,Gwada, Zungeru, Gunni, New-bussa, Pizhi, faje, Kabchi, Kontagora, Bari, Tegina, Zente, Rijau, Sarkipawa.

Kebbi: Bin-yauri, yelwa, Bagudo, Tunga-Ilela, Zaga, Jega, Birnikebbi, Masama, Argungu, Tambawel, Allero, Kamba, Zuru, Kandu, Marafa, Ribah etc.

Kano: Kano city, Wudil, Tudunwada, kibiya, Garko, Gaya, Kachako, Ajingi, Danbatta, Kabo, Gwarzo, Albasu or sometging like it etc.

Kaduna: Birni-gwarri, Ganga, Buruku, Rigacikun, Kachia, Kafanchan, Gimi, Iya-tawa, Pambeguwa,Dutsan-wai, Zaria, Lere, Doka,Ribako etc.

Katsina: Shinkafi, Yashi, Daura, Hunkuyi, Palgore, Funtua, Karfi, Faskari etc.

Zamfara: Gusau, Bungudu, Maru, Talata-mafara, Bakura, Birni-magaji,
Kaura-namoda, Zurmi, Gunmi, Tsafe-Orientation camp, Maradun, Anka, Moriki, Shinkafi, Mada, Langalanga etc.

Sokoto: Sokoto, Illela, Goronyo, Kurawa, Wamako, Jabo, Rabah, Ganji, Malamawa, Yerimawa, Rafin-kudu, Sanyinan-daja etc.

Kogi: Lokoja, Ajaokuta, Ososo, Okene, Kabba, Mopa, Isanlu-esa, Koton-Karfi, Ikebe, Idah, Idibo, Eganyi etc.

Cross-River: Calabar, Uwet, Ugep, Nko, Obubra, Ikom, Nkomfap, Ogoja, Okuku, Akpakpa, Obudu, Otuk etc.

Bayelsa: Yenagoa, Amasoma, Furupa, Peniton-Island(Ezetu), Mbiama, Ayebabiri too much water i run comot.

Rivers: I have been to all the Rumus; Rumoula, Rumuokoro, Rumuigbo, Bori, Tabangh, Gokona, Ogoni, Degema, Ahoada, Obido, Abua, Opobo, Elele.

Please, dont say its a lie, cos i will tell u how to get there, either by water or road

na wa o, you get time type this kind long tin? Ps: Azumini do dey Akwa Ibom o.

eklassical: TOnTO DIIIIKKKE............. !!..Ṁ̭̥̈̅̄ṁ̭̥̈̅̄нm ... Finally d world will see ur KOLO!! Live*

I think there's a personal relationship btw seun n tonto..for example: I stumbled on an old nollywood movie laast week I think blackberry babes, I heard tonto saying things like nairaland.com..... I swear, go watch d movie.

really?

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I Think IVF Is My Best Bet In Producing An Offspring Cos I Dislike Sex With A Passion.








P.S: I'm Very Much Potent. But I Just Don't Like Sexual Intercourse For Personal Reasons.
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Gay

A man who has put a smile on the faces of so many people in the world. You will always be remembered. Your name has been written on the sands of time.R.I.P IVF father.

Fine boy!!!

I admire the creativty, but snake cake? I will have an heart attack by seeing that cake physically. Tofiakwa!!! I can never eat that kind of cake.

fuckurfeelings :
na wa looks like Photoshop

seriously do you know what photoshop is?

FOLLEY20: Yes of course! What u just see as a mere cake may have spiritual implication through which pple enter into. UNKNOWN COVENANT.

na wa 4 u o. People like you dey waka from one Prayer house to another dey do assignment. everything na covenant,nothing is natural anymore, they must have spiritual implication. Chai! African mentality.

naijaspeak: Just looking for cheap publicity. Anyway,all this so called nollywood actors and actresses are not doing enough in terms of public social responsibility to their area of abode ( Nigeria society ) They believe in chop alone, enjoy alone ( eat alone ) culture. In simple word, they make the wealth and flaunt it at our face. Shame on you Nollywood actors and actresses.

You owe Nigeria, more than what we are seeing on ground. You should spend your wealth to alleviate poverty in the country

father christmas wetin you dey sidon do? Go become celeb na, make money come dey share for everybody. People will work hard and make their money while people like you will be telling us how they should spen their money.