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Funny coming from a tool

FromZeroToHero:
I really need a tablet and I saw this on jumia, but due to some negative comments I have heard about them I am kind of having double mind if they will deliver exactly what they specified. Please has anyone ordered something like this?

Why not? Jumia is a reputable company. Just read the terms and conditions. Then order. Its only 19k. When it arrives check specs. It is a generic device so have in mind you get what you pay for.

ToyBoyAaron:
Should I also trust them?

I think they meant 190k. Its an error

iClef:
There are 4 types. The ones who belong to the 3 above [s]and the ones who have read ChatDîctéd.

Book Number 2

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Lolz. This ode done come here to sell this his book wey no gree go market.ha ha ha ha.... The hustle is real man must wack.

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Newbreed2018:
Bad Car Dealers(BCD's): Toyota Corolla 2003, oshaprapra, 2019 four sharp tyres, pioneer stereo, alloy wheels, mortuary AC, vehicle needs to be sold in 24 hours,
firm price 1.9 million Naira.


Amdman: Toyota Corolla 2007, clean title, buying, trucking, shipping and clearing
Price 1.4 million Naira.


Bad car dealers(BCD's) :

Lolz.

dumo1:
Yeah, beautiful problem.

Lolz laff wan kee me 4 here

Ladies at their prime always act this way. Their youth gets to their head. Just look at how this one is publicly embarassing and shaming someone's husband and probably father after setting him up. Without any provocation.

If you dig into her past, she probably might have lusted after a married man at some point. Even cheated.

But i blame some women wrapper men sha aaa. The way they go after a woman enduring nonsense amd making a fool of themselves in the process as if she is the only woman on earth still baffles me.

Rasbel:
Kudos sir. I'm sure all local men and women are impressed. Congrats to the prize winners. I pledged a token of 1k and would love to fulfil that regardless. Can the op please help pick the potential recipient for that? Looking forward to the next edition with a bigger support in mind.

Wow. Thats nice of you. You guys are doing society a world of good. I hope to join soon.

@rentacock i dont know if you've received my mail. I still aint got nothing.

rentAcock:
Ok. send your BTC address

Just sent you a mail. The attached screenshot has a dark background.

rentAcock:
Spartoo & Foolbuster Dejt4u, 40secondsman and Ombudsdabomb

Please send your bank account details to rentacock9ja@gmail.com (Please send a screenshot showing your actual nairaland moniker as seen in the picture below so I know you are the right person o)

You will know its me when you get an email from de**********ts@gmail.com and i will be sending my btc wallet address.

Thank you.

rentAcock:
WOW!! we have a tie guys. Spartoo & Foolbuster each answered 4 questions right. I would've asked both of them to duel it out with some tie breaker questions but I think they both deserve to be crowned 1st place and will both get N5,000 a piece. These two guys are not only very knowledgeable, they also answered with breakneck speed. Congrats!!!

There is a 3 way tie between 2nd place winners. Dejt4u, 40secondsman and Ombudsdabomb answered 2 questions each, which is quite commendable considering the number of participants. They will each get N3,000 a piece. Congrats!!

Other notable players who answered 1 question were DGratias, Adewest, Effico5real and Worldbest281. You are all winners in your own rights. Unfortunately, no prizes this time, unless perhaps other members in the forum would like to encourage them, you are welcome to do so!!

Recap:

1st Place:Spartoo & Foolbuster

2nd Place: Dejt4u, 40secondsman and Ombudsdabomb

Please send your bank account details to rentacock9ja@gmail.com


Thanks for playing and let's do it again soon!!

Yayyy !! I entered the competition late thou. With 3 questions gone already, but i still managed to pull through. Never knew such thread existed on this forum. Kudos rentacock.

Chop knucle spartoo you too much.

Chiemerie8:
But Baba confess how many u open tab search for google

A few ofcourse. After i have answered. No one knows it all. Ha ha ha....

salvationproject:
Bro, ur case is different o...
If dem giv u 2+2 sef, u go still say 10

Lolz. My brother. Na shehu shagari dey my head. Meanwhile adrenalin was making my hand type shonekan.

Well done rentacock. Weldone. This is fun!! I will soon start mine.

Chiemerie8:
How can one possibly know this answer off hand. This is just a game of fastest finger on who can search answers on Google. Fact!!

Lolz. Wow really? When we tell you to read more stop watching bb naija and listening to davido. You think its an attack.

@rentacock it was fun!!

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Ibos find it hard to accept that Kanu is a coward. They try to rewrite his history.

The same method they used to bring an uncivilized Ibo society into prominence by inserting it into any historical accounts where Yoruba was featured.....and through that attachment gradually and fraudulently brought Ibo into historical perspective and prominence.

Can you mention of any civilization of Ibo beside the oft repeated Igbo ukwu? No. Everytime Ife art is recalled you see Igbo ukwu. What is Igbo ukwu? A single jar of bronze. We are not even sure it belonged to igbo since no other work of art is found or neither is any knowledge about the bronze jar. Yet this ukwu is called a civilization.

With Kanu they are trying to make him a hero...in the likes of Fela. So they attach his mention with honorable and brave Yoruba social activists. Yoruba is Ibo's god! Without us they are nobody.

How can a coward be a hero? But this is Ibo, it is not impossible for a coward to be hero in alaibo. Ojukwu is good example.

....even criminals wanted by fbi are heroes in Iboland. Nwabufor said in his article, the Igbo crime culture, "an Iboman was guillotined to death in Asia for drug crimes, back in village he was eulogized as an hero". Imagine!

Coward Kwenu! Kwenu! Kwenu!!!



I exepect mods to soon ban me under pretext of spambot. Theyve been doing that lately in response to reports about me. I dont violate rule so i cant be bannsd...but they censor me with spambot. Ive learned to just wait out its expiration. [[/s]/quote]

Just look at what tribalism is doing to your brain. All these words yet empty and devoid of any intelligence.

You no longer think clearly, if you did you would have known the thread is not about tribe.