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omowumeee:
5.Be stingy with your charger

Actually funny. But has a 100% validity

Thumbs up JideSM for the good work on here

Would like to know if there's a twitter bundle from mtn and how to subscribe to it.

If there's any that supports WhatsApp, Instagram and twitter, kindly bring it to my knowledge. Thanks

MrBrownJay1:
Here is a clue: many great men of the bible had baby mamas, mistresses and concubines (which they were NOT married to), and they were not viewed as sinners by god (check Abraham, king David, King Solomon etc)...

So it is very simple: so long as the babe is NOT married to another man, it is NOT a sin.

By this analogy, it's safe perhaps to say FORNICATION doesn't have a meaning

Mouth dey see road pass eye

RealHaute:
You are mediocres.

A word that would aptly define you

Look at wickedness parading through every detail of their face.

We'll get to see how free scoring Monaco get to do against a team that free scoring Barcelona couldn't score a goal against.
#UCLdraw

Lmao...Number 4!!!

Check out nah... Yet Gionee no wan show M5 users love

Fifthcolumnist:
Federal govt just abandon that road like say e no important. it's part of the economic strangulation we're taking about...

Nearly every federal road in Rivers state that hasn't been taken over by the state govt is bad

The thing tire me walahi.

Once rain fall, pessin mind go fly cos of traffic.
Not to talk about how much damage it does to vehicles

Whatever they like, they should celebrate.
However they want to go about it, they should go ahead.

But someone should tell uncle Wike to come and fix oyigbo roads and the aba/ph express way from oyigbo to Intels junction.
Biko... It's beg I'm begging

Thank you

KELECHUKWU89:
pls my fellow nairalanders I really need a Hotel job or any Good paying Job here in Abuja please help a brother here is my number 08152610864

Success man. Hopefully, you'd get a testimony

BORNTOSUCKPUSSY:
lol man u pained fan una no go smell 4th place ibrahimovic go leave una godforsaken club,una go lose today

Lol... Don't see a way it affects the status of the club sha

uncle005:
Man U if una fail to win this one today eeh! hnnm i will stop my support for the club

Plastic fan spotted.

BORNTOSUCKPUSSY:
Abeg man u fans i wan buy semo with "draw"soup 250 own

So much effort to be pointless.
Go through your comment, you should be disappointed in yourself

olihilistic:
If man u doesn't win today.
court me as a Chelsea fan onward.

All these plastic fans

manutdNaijaFM:
John O'Shea is at home in Ireland after the death of his father, having also missed the defeat to Leicester.

Victor Anichebe is pushing for a recall but on-loan winger Adnan Januzaj is ineligible to face his parent club.

Antonio Valencia will return at right-back after being rested, with Paul Pogba also likely to start.

Ashley Young is out after picking up a knock against Everton and Wayne Rooney is also sidelined with an ankle injury.


Jose Mourinho's Manchester United will be expected to pour out their frustrations of the past week on their former boss 'Davido' Moyes' club, Sunderland, who are without a goal at home in 2months.

Back to back draws have seen the Manchester outfit fail to capitalise on the dropped points of their closest rivals for the top 4 places. In the process, they have dropped back to the 6th position they fought so hard to get away from after 100+ days in 'office'.

According to Jose ' Mourinho, United step into the match with two new injury casualties in Ashley Young and Wayne Rooney. They join long term absentees Mata, Smalling and Phil Jones on the treatment table.

Your team news is actually a wrong one.

Perhaps you should work on your source(s)

Would always prefer Martial at LWF

Smh... This eviction thing.

Oga landlord seems to be an ardent follower of BBN

Well, I'm not shaken.

How empty my account is would shock them

1. When she walks away from you angry, follow her

2. When she stares at your lips, kiss her

3. When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go

PS not talkng about man beater tendencies, if you notice she psycho, RUN

4. When she is quiet , "pay attention" to her

5. When she is moody, don't leave her, don't nag , give her time , she will understand

6. When she talks, be a good listener, mind the details

7. When you see her at her worst, tell her she is beautiful.

8. When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word, she will tell you what went wrong

9. When you see her walking, sneak up to her and hug her waist from behind

10. When she is scared , protect her

11. When she lays her head on your shoulder, sing her favourite song

PS If your voice no try, oga, shorrop!

12. When she grabs your hands, hold her hands and play with her fingers

13. When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.

14. When she tells you a secret, keep it safe .

15. When she looks at you in the eyes, don't look away, she is admiring you .

16. Hold her so close and dance with her slowly even if there is no music.

17. Call her when she least expects just to tell her how much she means to you.

18. Introduce her to your friends, females included

19. Pray with her.

20. Write her a love letter , drop love notes where she can find em

21. Work hard, be objective and strive to be successful. All women are naturally attracted to successful men.

EmilyNte1988:
That's their swag

Lol...that kyn swag.

How you doing jare

sinaj:
Don't go nd kill urslef coz of bear bear o!

Big head

Not a fan of one-sided epistles, but maaaan! This is painful to my sight!

Aleora:
The man looks like nna mehnnn

Lmao

Youre not well

kiddoiLL:
He'z eating watery punany...if not watery, Y watermelon? y not orange...shez givin him BJ...we all knw how valuable cucumber has become to ladies..spoilt couple

LOL

100%

But ermmm...Orange is watery as well finally

I think the watermelon mirrors the "eating" thing well

faithugo64:
their potbellies sha


Wife - mini potbelly

Husband - 20 weeks gone!

Was noticing just the man's before your comment.

14teenK:
The man be like baby I go chop you pieces

As innnn...

immortalcrown:
What else could be deciphered if not that they ugly?

Zero chills

emeijeh:
Spoilt couple

No be small spoilage

DozieInc:
Photo concept getting crazier

I swear down!