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CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage's Marriage To Teebillz Is Over - Tiwa Reveals In An Interview by forandy(m): 10:06pm On Apr 29, 2016
Shey na this two wey Ice Prince carry do one love song like that undecided well, make i dey watch dem sha
PhonesRe: Gionee M5 Discussion Thread[HOT] by forandy(m): 11:28am On Mar 25, 2016
Please help me out. . the blue light that shines when the charger is plugged in keeps fluctuating. Is there a way to fix that huhThanks
PhonesRe: Gionee M5 Discussion Thread[HOT] by forandy(m): 11:08am On Mar 25, 2016
Please help me out. . the blue light that shines when the charger is plugged in keeps fluctuating. Is there a way to fix thathuh Thanks
PhonesRe: Gionee M5 Discussion Thread by forandy(m): 11:00am On Mar 25, 2016
Please, the blue light that shines when the charger is plugged in keeps fluctuating. Is there a way to fix thathuh Thanks huh
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by forandy(m): 12:03pm On Mar 23, 2016
Please, how much can I get a Z10 camera? Mine is bad, need a replacement
RomanceRe: Some Fun Questions To Ask Your Partner While Chatting by forandy(op): 10:18am On Mar 18, 2016
flexxyworld:
How well do you enjoy heads
Ermmm...it's sha not a bad addition cool
RomanceRe: Some Fun Questions To Ask Your Partner While Chatting by forandy(op): 10:14am On Mar 18, 2016
Diddyydiva:
Just kidding. smiley




Yeah you are right wink
Eheen...thank you cool
RomanceRe: Some Fun Questions To Ask Your Partner While Chatting by forandy(op): 10:12am On Mar 18, 2016
Diddyydiva:
All at once grin
Aaah...lool. It'd be too bulky nau

It's better to chip in one or two while you both have the normal "what's up...what's up chat"

What do you think?
RomanceRe: Some Fun Questions To Ask Your Partner While Chatting by forandy(op): 10:08am On Mar 18, 2016
dahreyM:
Do you mind giving it to me on standing?

What's ya best style dat will make you CUM quick?

Can you svck ma dick?
Lol cheesy oga calm down....no be fight
RomanceRe: Some Fun Questions To Ask Your Partner While Chatting by forandy(op): 10:07am On Mar 18, 2016
Adasun:
do u like tom tomundecided?
Lol cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Some Fun Questions To Ask Your Partner While Chatting by forandy(op): 10:06am On Mar 18, 2016
Diddyydiva:
Interesting smiley
Hehehe...so, which one do you hope to use first? cool
RomanceRe: Some Fun Questions To Ask Your Partner While Chatting by forandy(op): 10:04am On Mar 18, 2016
osesology:
Ok na. But I dont think ugly guys will be comfortable asking no 8.
It all depends my brother
RomanceRe: Some Fun Questions To Ask Your Partner While Chatting by forandy(op): 9:54am On Mar 18, 2016
JideJamez:
40.Do you like my di.ck
Lol... cheesy cheesy
RomanceSome Fun Questions To Ask Your Partner While Chatting by forandy(op): 9:52am On Mar 18, 2016
So you’d like to make that conversation so nice that he/she will be blushing all day long, make sure you master these questions. They work like magic! Magic I say!!

1. What was your first impression of me?

2. How accurate do you now think it was? On which counts do you think you were totally wrong and on which were you right?

3. What is your idea of a truly romantic evening?

4. If I promise not to get upset, can you tell me something that you’d like to change in me but don’t have the nerve to tell me?

5. If you weren’t in the profession you are, what would be your other dream profession and why?

6. Apart from the most obvious one, which other two areas of your body are the most sensitive and responsive?

7. Which three parts of my body are your personal favourites and why?

8. Can you name three qualities that attracted you when you met me/got to know me?

9. Where is your dream destination and why?

10. Which is your favourite movie of all time and favourite scene in it? (If the other hasn’t seen it,narrate in detail.)

11. Can you remember your earliest childhood memory of happiness and that of fear?

12. Your favourite aunt/uncle/cousin and why?

13. What are the qualities that draw you to people that you can base a friendship on?

14. Can you give me a mock session of how you would discuss s-ex education when you have a child?

15. Your first crush – what drew you to her/him?

16. Your first date – where did you go, what did you do and how long did the relationship last?

17. How have you coped with break-ups in the past?

18. What has been your scariest dream? Which has been your most frequently recurring one?

19. Which has been the best decision you ever made?

20. Which is the decision you regret the most?

21. Can you narrate to me your proudest moment?

22. If you won the lottery, what are the first three things you would do and which are the five things you’ve been most longing for, that you would buy?

23. If your house was on fire and you had a chance to grab only five things before leaving, they would be…

24. If you were asked whom you would like to be born again as, the answer would be…

25. Which is your favourite flavour of ice cream, your favourite junk food and your favourite dessert?

26. Whose wardrobe would you most like to possess and why?

27. The one argument your parents had, that you would try to avoid with your partner, would be over…

28. Which is your favourite asset/body part on a man/woman and why?

29. The most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you is…

30. Your most wicked fantasy has got to be… (Be open to this one, if you react adversely, he/she will never feel free to confide in you again.)

31. If our relationship doesn’t work out, do you think we can remain friends? If no, why not?

32. Who are you closer to – your mum/dad – and why?

33. Your favourite song of all times and why – is it because of the lyrics, because of the memories associated with it or just the whole package?

34. If somebody handed you a magic lamp and gave you three wishes, what would they be?

35. What upsets you most in a relationship and what makes you the happiest?

36. What is your perception of how people see you?

37. If someone told you they saw me with another guy, what would your first reaction be – she's cheating on me, he’s probably an old friend or I need to get to the bottom of this?

38. Can you think of something you craved for when you were young and were denied?

39. Have you ever found yourself attracted to someone of the same s-ex

?A word of advice. Don’t be judgmental of the responses you get, and try and be truthful when answering. This can be a wonderful way to just have fun or really get to know your partner.

#enjoy!
PoliticsRe: Gov Wike's Horror Speech To His Opponents In The Upcoming Rivers Election(video) by forandy(m): 9:19am On Mar 18, 2016
This man...nawa ooh
CelebritiesRe: Waje Pictured Caressing A Lion In A Zoo (photos) by forandy(m): 8:42am On Mar 15, 2016
This is what happens when you have too much airtime to call death embarassed sad lipsrsealed
EducationJAMB Official Cut-off Marks 2016/2017 by forandy(op): 9:03am On Mar 11, 2016
The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) 2016 UTME Cut off Marks for admission into the following: Federal Universities— State Universities— Polytechnics—Colleges of Education— and Monotechnics.
The following are the 2016 Jamb UTME cut- off marks for all Nigerian Universities;Below are the cut-off points used for last admission by all institutions we have;

JAMB Cut off Marks for Federal Universities 2016/2017
1. Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University, Bauchi (ATBU) – 180

2. Ahmadu Bello University, (ABU) Zaria – 180

3. Bayero University, Kano (BUK)- 180

4. Federal University of Petroleum Resources, Effurun (FUPRE) – 180

5. Federal University of Technology, Akure (FUTA) – 180

6. Federal University of Technology, Minna (FUTMinna) – 180

7. Federal University of Technology, Owerri (FUTO) – 180

8. Federal University, Dutse, Jigawa State (FUD) – 180

9. Federal University, Dutsin-Ma, Katsina (FUDutsinma) –180

10. Federal University, Kashere, Gombe State(FUKashere) – 180

11.Federal University, Lafia, Nasarawa State (FULafia)- 180

12. Federal University, Lokoja, Kogi State (FULokoja) – 180

13. Federal University, Ndufu-Alike, Ebonyi State (FUNAI)- 180

12. Federal University, Otuoke, Bayelsa (FUOtuoke) – 180

13. Federal University, Oye-Ekiti, Ekiti State (FUOYE)- 180

14. Federal University, Wukari, Taraba State (FUWukari)- 180

15. Michael Okpara Uni. of Agric., Umudike (MOUAU)- 180

16. Modibbo Adama University of Technology, Yola (MAUTECH, formerly FUTYOLA)- 180

17. NationalOpen University of Nigeria, Lagos (NOUN) – N/A

18. Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA), Kaduna – 180

19. Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka (UNIZIK) – 180

20. Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU), Ile-Ife – 200

21. Police Academy Wudil – 180 (2016 cut-off mark confirmed)

22. University of Abuja (UNIABUJA), Gwagwalada – 180

23. Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB) – 200

24. Federal University of Agriculture, Makurdi (FUAM) – 180

25. University of Benin (UNIBEN) – 200

26. University of Calabar (UNICAL) – 18027. University of Ibadan (UI) – 200

28. University of Ilorin (UNILORIN) – 180

29. University of Jos (UNIJOS) – 180

30. University of Lagos (UNILAG) – 200

31. University of Maiduguri (UNIMAID) – 180

32. University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) – 180

33. University of Port-Harcourt (UNIPORT) – 180

34. University of Uyo (UNIUYO) – 180

35. Usumanu Danfodiyo University Sokoto (UDUSOK) – 180


2016 – 2017 Post UTME Cut off Marks for State Universities


Abia State University, Uturu (ABSU) – 180

AdamawaState University Mubi (ADSU) – 180

Adekunle Ajasin University, Akungba (AAUA) – 180

Akwa Ibom State University of Technology, Uyo (AKUTECH) – 180

Ambrose Alli University (AAU), Ekpoma – 180

Anambra State University of Science & Technology, Uli – 180

Bauchi State University, Gadau (BASUG) – 180

Benue State University, Makurdi (BSUM) – 180, Medicine– 200

Bukar Abba Ibrahim University, Damaturu – N/A

Cross River State University of Science & Technology, Calabar (CRUTECH)- 180

Delta State University Abraka (DELSU) – 180

Ebonyi State University (EBSU), Abakaliki – 180

Ekiti State University (EKSU) – 180

Enugu State University of Science and Technology (ESUT), Enugu – 180

Gombe State Univeristy (GSU), Gombe – 180Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida University, Lapai (IBBUL) –180 & above for Sciences, Agriculture, Languages,Education & Arts; 190 & above for Management and Social Science Courses

Ignatius Ajuru University of Education (IAUE), Rumuolumeni – 180

Imo State University (IMSU), Owerri – 180

Kaduna State University (KASU), Kaduna – 180

Kano University of Science & Technology (KUST), Wudil – 180

Kebbi State University, Kebbi (KSUSTA)- 180

Kogi State University (KSU), Anyigba – 180

Kwara State University (KWASU), Ilorin – 180

Ladoke Akintola University of Technology (LAUTECH), Ogbomoso – 180

Lagos State University (LASU), Ojo, Lagos – 180

Nasarawa State University, Keffi (NSUK) – 180

Niger Delta Unversity (NDU), Yenagoa – 180

Northwest University (NU), Kano – 180

Olabisi Onabanjo University (OOU), Ago-Iwoye – 180

Ondo State University of Science & Technology, Okitipupa – 180

Osun State University (UNIOSUN), Oshogbo – 180

Plateau State University, Bokkos (PLASU) – 180

Rivers State University of Science & Technology (RSUST) – 180

Sokoto State University, Sokoto (SSU) – 180

Tai Solarin University of Education, Ijebu-Ode (TASUED) – 180

Taraba State University, Jalingo (TSU) – 180

Technical University, Ibadan – 180

Umaru Musa Yar’Adua University, Katsina (UMYU) – 180

2016/2017 JAMB Cut-off Marks for Federal Polytechnics in Nigeria

Air Force Institute of Technology Nigerian Air Force (AFIT) – N/A

Akanu Ibiam Federal Polytechnic, Unwana, Ebonyi State (AKANUPOLY) – 150

Nigeria Army School of Military Engineering – N/A

Auchi Polytechnic (AUCHIPOLY) – between 150, 160 and180 depending on course

Federal Polytechnic, Ado-Ekiti – 150

Federal Polytechnic, Bauchi – 150Federal Polytechnic, Bida – 150

Federal Polytechnic, Damaturu – N/A

Federal Polytechnic, Ede, Osun State – 150

Federal Polytechnic, Idah – 150

Federal Polytechnic, Ilaro – 150Federal Polytechnic, Mubi – TBA

Federal Polytechnic, Namoda – TBA

Federal Polytechnic, Nassarawa – 150

Federal Polytechnic, Nekede – 150

Federal Polytechnic Offa – 150

Federal Polytechnic, Oko – 150

Federal School of Dental Technology and Therapy, Enugu– 150

Kaduna Polytechnic, Kaduna – 150

Hussaini Adamu Federal Polytechnic – TBA

Nigeria Army School of Military Engineering – TBA

Waziri Umaru Fed. Polytechnic Birnin Kebbi, Kebbi – TBA

Yaba Collegeof Technology (YABATECH) – 150 for ND, 180 for UNN Degree

JAMB Cut off Marks for State Polytechnics Admission 2016 – 2017

Abraham Adesanya Polytechnic – 150

Abia State Polytechnic – 150

Adamawa State Polytechnic – 150

Abdul-Gusau Polytechnic, Talata-Mafara – TBA

Akwa-Ibom State Polytechnic – 150

Abubakar Tatari Ali Polytechnic – 150

Akwa Ibom State College of Arts and Science Nung, Ukim – 150

Benue State Polytechnic – 150

College of Administrative and Business Studies, Potiskum – 150

Enugu Polytechnic – 150

GATEWAY Polytechnic, Igbesa – 150

Rufus Giwa Polytechnic – 150The Polytechnic, Ibadan – 150

Institute of Management and Technology Enugu – 150

Imo State Polytechnic, Umuagwo – 150

Jigawa State Polytechnic – 150

Kano State Polytechnic – 150

Hassan Usman Katsina Polytechnic – 150

Kogi State Polytechnic – 150

Kwara State Polytechnic, Ilorin – 150

Lagos State Polytechnic, Ikorodu – 150

Moshood Abiola Polytechnic – 150

Nasarawa State Polytechnic – 150

Nuhu Bamalli Polytechnic – 150

Delta State Polytechnic, Ogwashi-Uku – 150

Delta State Polytechnic, Otefe – 150

Osun State Polytechnic, Iree – 150

Osun State College of Technology, Esa-Oke – 150

Delta State Polytechnic, Ozoro – 150

Plateau State Polytechnic, Barkin-Ladi – 150

Polytechnic of Sokoto – 150

Ramat Polytechnic – 150

Rivers State College of Arts and Science – 150

Rivers State Polytechnic – 150

Gateway Polytechnic Saapade – 150

Edo State Institute of Technology and Management, Usen – 150

Niger State Poly, Zungeru, Niger State – 150

Source: http://www.ngtrends.com/2016/03/jamb-official-cut-off-mark-20162017-for-all-schools/

Cc Lalasticlala
PhonesRe: Gionee M5 Discussion Thread[HOT] by forandy(m): 11:03am On Mar 09, 2016
Between the M5 and Ulefone power, which is better? huh huh huh
CrimeRe: Man Kills Adulterous Wife In Ebonyi by forandy(m): 9:09am On Feb 24, 2016
Smh...now, who lost? huh
RomanceRe: No Boyfriend Vs No Girlfriend: Which Is Correct In These Pictures? by forandy(m): 9:42am On Feb 17, 2016
Weak people who have a total misconception of the thing that come with a relationship lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Peter And Paul Are P Square Not Jude - Peter Okoye Rants On Twitter by forandy(m): 9:36am On Feb 17, 2016
...all these social media madness

Well, I'm being entertained, so...that's all that matters to me undecided
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Walk Into This Type Of Situation? (photos) by forandy(m): 10:53am On Feb 07, 2016
I'd walk away maan... cry
RomanceRe: This Dog Rapes My Child(photo) by forandy(m): 11:33am On Jan 29, 2016
...as you lied now and people are commenting on your thread, shey it's sweeting you huh
Jokes EtcRe: When You See Your Ex Who Dumped You Because You Had No Car (Photo) by forandy(m): 10:17am On Jan 26, 2016
Lmfao!
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Looks Bleached In New Selfie by forandy(m): 10:00am On Jan 26, 2016
It aint nobody's business smiley
RomanceRe: Deleted by forandy(m): 11:45am On Jan 18, 2016
Obviously, he's sensed a bit of uncomfortableness in you and definitely, those people that know/knew you wouldn't start narrating to him instantly.
Now, since it's inevitable that he'd get to hear about it, and you've already brought to his knowledge that you were raped, just let him know it was there the whole sh*t happened and it's the reason for you acting as though you weren't cool with the house, hence the stomach ache lie.

Good luck
CelebritiesRe: Exactly 1year Muna Obiekwe Died by forandy(m): 11:31am On Jan 18, 2016
Chai...mehn...like paly like play oh embarassed cry
RomanceRe: Guys: Cn't You Keep Just One Girlfriend? by forandy(m): 10:28am On Jan 18, 2016
ladyF:
But let's be honest, girls too are guilty. Most will keep one main bf and then there will plenty of other guys that they are yet to give response to so that they can continue ******* grin grin grin
See ehn...God wee bless u
CelebritiesRe: Checkout Jackie Appiah's Controversial T-shirt That Got Fans Talking by forandy(m): 10:21am On Jan 18, 2016
When conji catches you, you'd remove that rubbish by force angry
RomanceRe: In Defence Of Ladies With Small Breast: Why I Prefer Small Breast. by forandy(m): 11:11pm On Jan 16, 2016
Number 3 got me rolling on the floor cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: When You Pray For 'a Smoking Hot Wife' *pics* by forandy(m): 6:22pm On Jan 15, 2016
This one made FP shey? It's alright

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