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PhonesRe: How To Launch Your Favourite Apps From Android Lockscreen by forandy(m): 7:08pm On Mar 12, 2017
La click la perish undecided
RomanceCucumber Vs Watermelon: Pre-Wedding Photo by forandy(op): 7:03pm On Mar 12, 2017
Can someone kindly explain the concept behind this. Me myself I'm not understanding sad sad sad

cc Lalasticlala

cry cry cry

SportsRe: Super Eagles Remain On 45th Spot In FIFA Rankings by forandy(m): 8:51am On Mar 10, 2017
Talk about consistency grin grin grin
Car TalkRe: Top 10 Most Problematic Cars To Avoid When Buying A Car by forandy(m): 10:13am On Mar 09, 2017
Ford windstar.... God forbid!!!
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Prettiest And Sexiest Female Musicians In Nigeria/rating. by forandy(m): 12:34pm On Mar 08, 2017
I love Simi's works.
But then, am I the only one who noticed she looks like a house-help in that first picture cry cry cry
Poems For ReviewRe: DEATH - My Childhood Friend by forandy(op): 8:52am On Mar 08, 2017
RaggedyAnn:
Nice. It's bold of you to share this. I can relate to this as well. If life is a room, death is that door I would leave ajar so I don't get claustrophobic. Problem is, if you consider it a valid option you would never truly commit to living either. And you let everything that is important slip to the edge before picking it up.

Nice poem. Keep it up.
Many thanks smiley
Love your grammatical command cool kiss
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Poems For ReviewRe: DEATH - My Childhood Friend by forandy(op): 9:32am On Mar 07, 2017
tohpahz:
I like the poem. And I don't like it.. Lol
The personification of the word "death"
Lol. .reality check could be terrifying at times tongue kiss
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Poems For ReviewRe: DEATH - My Childhood Friend by forandy(op): 11:12am On Mar 06, 2017
zynellsmum:
it's really nice but at the same time creepy. ......
Lol. I'm well aware swtty. Thanks for your review kiss
Poems For ReviewRe: DEATH - My Childhood Friend by forandy(op): 8:44am On Mar 06, 2017
Cc zynellsmum Tohpahz
Poems For ReviewDEATH - My Childhood Friend by forandy(op): 8:43am On Mar 06, 2017
Death is a childhood friend of mine smiley
I've held her close all my life
In secondary school we flirted, though I could never commit
And 1st year in the university, we fought when she took mom instead
Yet she remained a constant comfort cool

As I become older we technically march closer but we grow more distant
I know I want to live but she is still there
At every slight issue she comforts me smiley
At every minor inconvenience she is remembered kiss

That's why I smile when I look over the edge smiley
Because even though I want to live
I know she's always there cry cry cry
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Education13 Things I Needed To Hear When I Was A Teenager by forandy(op):
1) Do not rush into a relationship just because you think you need someone to complete you or make you happier. You dont!

2) You will cry a lot over little things that feel like the world. It does not make you weak. It makes you "human".

3) You will do stupid things with your friends ang get in trouble. You'll question why you even did it in the first place, but that's okay. Lessons have to be learned.

4) Do not shut out people you care about because youre sad. Turn on some sad music for a little while then get up and move on.

5) You will fall in love with someone before you're Eighteen (18) , you would want them so badly and they might not return the feelings, but guess what? There will be others even if it feels like there will never be.

6) Getting attached to people emotionally hurts. Every one leaves, even if you think they are a permanent ink, they are not. They are just pen and that's the sad truth.

7) You're going to think you're over one of your exes and then they will try to talk to you and then every part of your brain will remember how much you adored them. That's okay. That's normal.

cool Someone will break your heart, you will be devastated. But I promise - life will go on.

9) Positive thoughts are possible, even if you're a very realistic person. You just have to be around the right friends

10) Not every one will like you. The good thing is - it doesn't matter

11) You'll wake up one morning and you'll think to yourself - "I can't do this today. I can't." But you can, and you'll be glad you did.

12) Friendships will end out of nowhere. Not because you lied or they changed, just simply because that is how life is.

13) No matter how badly you may feel, I swear one day You'll wake up and you won't feel this way. I can't tell you it'll be soon, but you won't spend your entire life down. You'll wake up some day and you will laugh and smile and mean it.

smiley smiley smiley
PhonesRe: Which Smartphone Features Are Most Important To You? by forandy(m): 4:40pm On Feb 23, 2017
Battery

Camera
CelebritiesRe: Top 8 Nigerian Musicians In Desperate Need Of A Hit Track This 2017 [PICS] by forandy(m): 4:37pm On Feb 23, 2017
M.I Abaga

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HealthRe: Age, Menopause Can No Longer Stop Women From Having Babies —IVF Expert by forandy(m): 4:34pm On Feb 23, 2017
Ghen gheeeen shocked shocked shocked
EducationRe: Eke Ifeanyichukwu Emmanuel, UNN Best Graduating Student (Photo) by forandy(m): 8:24am On Feb 21, 2017
Oga calm yourself down jare.

You gats apply more detergent...This your wash no dey go well undecided undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Ex-housemate Gifty Appreciates Her Fans In First Post After Eviction by forandy(m): 2:50pm On Feb 20, 2017
I don't even need permission to roll my eyes to this

PS: I'm not even a follower of the damn show undecided undecided
PhonesRe: How To Transfer Files With Your Computer Using Xender App by forandy(m): 4:20pm On Feb 19, 2017
How much is USB cord again undecided
Car TalkRe: Lamborghini Recalls 5,900 Supercars Due To Risk Of Fire by forandy(m): 3:48pm On Feb 19, 2017
Seems they were very close to pulling off some Samsung stunts smiley
RomanceRe: Man Receives Apology Letter From Ex-lover, Grades It And Then Sends It Back. Pic by forandy(m): 3:40pm On Feb 19, 2017
sekem:
Before nko?

Chilled like mortuary!!! cool
cool cool cool
CrimeRe: “I Killed My Mom So That I Will Have Peace Of Mind" (Photo) by forandy(m): 3:38pm On Feb 19, 2017
Laple0541:
Congratulations......now he has peace of mind.
Ironically, it's his mom who does
CrimeRe: “I Killed My Mom So That I Will Have Peace Of Mind" (Photo) by forandy(m): 3:37pm On Feb 19, 2017
The guy's stature alone is enough to make him restless

Just some more food to his usual intake would have worked the magic.

Well, the irony of it all is that his mom gets to be the one having the rest, more so, in perfect peace cry
PetsRe: Port Harcourt Dog Walk 2017 Was Incredible, Superb And Amazing!!! by forandy(m): 3:32pm On Feb 19, 2017
Doctor VetPet really tried
RomanceRe: Man Receives Apology Letter From Ex-lover, Grades It And Then Sends It Back. Pic by forandy(m): 3:24pm On Feb 19, 2017
sekem:
EPIC!!!

I owe you three bottles of Harp
Lol...Thanks boss

They should just be chilled cool cool cool
RomanceRe: Man Receives Apology Letter From Ex-lover, Grades It And Then Sends It Back. Pic by forandy(m): 3:22pm On Feb 19, 2017
Nnamdisblog:
A Twitter user, shared this viral apology letter his Ex-Lover sent to him apologizing for her mistakes. The man graded the letter like a high school teacher, then sent it back after grading it.

Read the remaining part of the letter below.

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/02/man-receives-apology-letter-from-ex.html?m=1
...one trying to get even
But two broken souls nonetheless cry
RomanceRe: Man Receives Apology Letter From Ex-lover, Grades It And Then Sends It Back. Pic by forandy(m): 3:16pm On Feb 19, 2017
shamecurls:
Both of them re certainly jobless!


Both the lady that composed the long epistle and the guy that had to read through it to grade it, re both idle, empty and like I stated earlier, jobless!
Overtly, you read through it as well and graded it jobless.

Going by your scheme, isn't it absolutely apt for one to say you are as jobless as you said they are?
LiteratureOur Own Piece Of Paradise by forandy(op): 2:32pm On Feb 14, 2017
The sun shone on both of their faces.

On his a shy smile and for her the cute little grin she always had.

While sitting together holding hands that familiar tightness returned to the crotch of his faded denims.

He hated it, yet he loved it.

His manhood slowly grew larger as he blushed.

Her hands tightened on his, she was aware of the effect she was having.

They both came from different places but together on that lookout they were one.

They locked eyes for a moment and she got that fire in her look.

In seconds she was on top of him.

Hands clasped, hips pressed together, once more they became one.

No clothes were removed, yet love was still made that day.

The seed may have only been an idea, but it was planted by two lovers.

She continued kissing down his neck.

His body was full of butterflies, his heart the biggest, fluttering at her touch. No, it was the taste.

He didn't taste her lips. Again it was a feeling.

Romance, passion, appreciation - those were the things he felt when he pressed his body against hers.
Poems For ReviewOh Valentine... by forandy(op): 2:23pm On Feb 14, 2017
smiley smiley smiley

...How it feels to
call you mine
a 'fragrant extraction'
visions in mind...

How sweet the taste
of lips to lips, a grasp
without haste...

To tangle, we entangle
from top to waist
clothin' unwrangled...

Mere seconds it takes
foot to face, each travel
to that place, where
our passions ignite
an all night race
to relish in the harmony
of hearts playin' in honor
of Valentine's Grace
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AutosRe: Audi Set To Unveil Jaguar I-pace Fighter: The E-tron SUV by forandy(m): 2:07pm On Feb 14, 2017
Evil on wheels angry angry angry
CrimeRe: 4 Goats Arrested In Kogi For Straying (photos) by forandy(m): 6:17am On Feb 12, 2017
Naija!!! Goat cannot stray ordinary straying again cry cry cry
ComputersRe: Post Your Laptop Problems Here And Get Solution To Fix It Yourself by forandy(m): 8:04am On Jan 31, 2017
sotall:
The Dell is preferable as it has a higher processor speed. you can always upgrade the hard drive from 320gb to 500gb if you wish
Thanks much
ComputersRe: Post Your Laptop Problems Here And Get Solution To Fix It Yourself by forandy(m): 6:02pm On Jan 30, 2017
sotall:
press CTRL+ ALT+ NUM keys to reset the keyboard. if it doesn't work see an engineer who will help you remove the keyboard and troubleshoot if you will change the keyboard or not.
Thanks much. With your knowledge, between a HP laptop with 2.1Ghz, 500GB ROM and 4GB RAM and a Dell product with 3.2Ghz processor, 320Gb ROM and 4Gb RAM, which is preferable ?
ComputersRe: Post Your Laptop Problems Here And Get Solution To Fix It Yourself by forandy(m): 2:31pm On Jan 30, 2017
Good day bro, got this Acer brand laptop, the both shift keys aren't working. Anything I could do about this? Thanks

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