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he doesn't want any trouble.

Ait crab asss nyihgus doing damage control, bishh nyihgus.

I am loving this, kudos to koli the whistle blower. He shouldn't forget that a stitch remains a stitch and he's gonna suffer the stigma through out his career in he barracks, the army hate snitches irrespective of motive.

RoyalBlak007:
[size=15pt][color=#FAA737]Awon Goons Mii[/size][/color]

*in saraki's voice*

More like awon goons mi ati awon gangsters mi.

Vanquay:
Interesting...To be Honest Its all about Player loyalty...Once Keshi left they became Discontent...I will never play for Nigeria...They don't give a _F**k about Their Players...America FOREVER!...F**K NIGERIA AND THEIR BULSHIT

start by closing your account and joining a Nigerian forum else shove a long one down your throat.

No one knows your husband like you do, you should know what to do.....explore his soft spot, talking about it will just either push him further away or pretend just to please you but in his mind he's singing "bish don't kill my vibe". You don't want that.

hmmmm, God knows why he created male and female, don't switch, she looking good and she got yams.

crab asss head. you could use corel draw to edit why didn't you go into graphics design? greedy fool.

BALLOSKI:
I watched him live. I'm not sure he said what you have as your number one.

I watched him live too and yes he did say that, that was my first WTF moment of today.

now that's progress.

MadCow1:
Those robbers should never have gotten off of that Ordinance Road alive.. RPG or Not.




There are enough Mobile police men on Ordinance to wage a small war against a Local Government Area. Inside of Total which is just across the road from the bank, there would have been nothing less than 30 - 50 well equipped and armed Officers. Then coupled with the one's in the many other oil companies surrounding that bank, they could have wiped out those robbers immediately they existed the Bank gate.


There is Elekahia police station - Less than 5 mins from the Bank.

There is Oginigba police station too - Les than 3 mins from the Bank.

There is also Amadi - Ama Police Station - 10 mins from the Bank.

Mini-Okoro Police Station is also less than 5 mins away from that bank.


How the fhuck did the robbers get away despite being surrounded by these many number of police stations?

I'm sorry but I don't call this a success..

wow, and to think I lived on that road close to where it happened I bless God for life and Kudos to awon olokpa.

geesilver:
www.thisdaylive.com/articles/festac-robbery-police-shifts-blame-to-navy-airforce/222868/

the same joke/innocent civilians harassing police would have choppers flying everywhere if Obama was present at the vicinity yet they couldn't do as little as trail the criminals till back up arrives. everywhere

rozayx5:
mehn tis is scary for suitors

Lol got plans for her?

I think I agree with James, that man may have built only one house and BOUGHT the rest. That man was corrupt jor.

Jackeeh:
So there's more where Denrele came from! Hmmmmm. Na wa oh.

wired

The man was a ................. Going to fight the locals, is this 1914?

they should be listened to.

Freemanan:
[b]It was 6 o’clock on a weekend evening. New York City in the U.S. was getting set for the night life as guests of Nigerian extraction, decked in flamboyant African traditional attires, started trooping into the residence of late Ambassador Edwin Ogbu for a dinner party. The calibre of dignitaries in attendance easily indicated the importance of the party.

There were varieties of food for the guests and everyone had their fill, and left satisfied, except Chief Patrick Nwamu, the Odogwu of Asaba and multi-millionaire businessman. The dinner left him with a swollen mouth accompanied with excruciating pains which he suffered for two days before he realised too late that he had offended Onishe Ahaba, the mother goddess of Asaba, Delta State his native land. The goddess is most times simply known as Onishe.

Chief Nwamu narrates his experience:
“At the party, I had okra soup. Unknown to me, it was blended with ogbono. The next day, I had a swollen mouth with severe pains. Upon investigation, I was told by the Ambassador’s wife who is a Yoruba lady that the soup I ate at the party was mixed with ogbono. It was then I knew where my problem came from. It is a taboo for Asaba natives to eat ogbono soup because our mother goddess, Onishe uses it for spiritual purification which in local parlance is known as ife-ahu.”

At the mouth of the River Niger is the sacred abode of the deity, Onishe, the spiritual mother who holds the destiny of Asaba people. Apart from the serenity that pervades the entire enclave, there are big ogbono trees lining up both sides to the groove of the mother goddess. The mystery behind these trees is the belief that for the past 250 years, neither the leaves nor the ogbono seeds have ever fallen on the ground, according to the Odogwu of Asaba. This is indicative of the spiritual value of ogbono to Onishe, as she uses it for her spiritual functions. He says Onishe is as old as the city itself.
Everyday, every hour and every moment, Onishe faithful besiege her vicinity to seek spiritual help and protection. But nobody goes to Onishe shrine with empty hands.

“If you must solicit Onishe’s assistance in whatever way, you visit her with either a full grown cock, a goat or even a cow depending on the financial capacity of the individual”, reveals Ogbueshi Nwosa Onwuegbuezie, the head custodian of Onishe.
For Asaba people, it is hard to seek Onishe’s help without corresponding result. Though, for those adherents of the deity who are financially incapacitated, they are at liberty to pledge that upon the realisation of their desires, they will appease Onishe with whatever they can afford thereafter.

Onishe, the deity
Onishe is a woman with big long breasts. She guards and guides her children jealously. According to one of the custodians of the deity, Ogbueshi Nwosa, Onishe appears to her subjects in different forms. Sometimes she could appear as a crocodile, particularly during festive periods, to accept whatever sacrifice that is being offered her. At other times, she could appear as the mother she is, dressed in immaculate white wrapper and with her big long breasts exposed.

Chief Nwamu reveals: “Onishe once appeared to my brother’s wife in Asaba. My brother came home to take the Alor traditional title. Though, before their departure from the city, my brother had warned his wife not to cook ogbono soup because it is forbidden in his place, she had refused to heed the advice. It was while she was dishing the food upstairs for the husband that our mother, Onishe appeared to her with a warning for her not to ever prepare ogbono soup for her son (her husband) again, and that she should take the soup to their non-Asaba neighbours downstairs. Immediately after, she disappeared. The woman ran to her husband to relay her experience and everybody present was taken aback.”
However, it is believed that those who see Onishe as mere absence of reality suffer consequences when they act in any way contradictory to what she stands for.

Worship of Onishe
Whoever wants to worship Onishe must abstain from sexual intercourse, at least a few days before the day of worship. Also, the worshipper is expected to dress in all-white attire, including underpants. Moreover, a woman in her period is not expected to visit the shrine.
Onishe is only worshipped on Eke day (day market). Whoever fails to keep to the rules of Onishe cannot go close to the shrine. At the shrine of Onishe, it is a taboo to drink palm wine, hot drinks, beer or any other liquor. The official and acceptable drink of Onishe are ogolo (a special brand of local brew) and Fanta.

Before Asaba people eat the new yam, they must first visit the Onishe shrine with the Asagba of Asaba, the traditional ruler. The people must first appease Onishe with a cow slaughtered at the shrine, and enough food would be cooked for everyone present. It is the tradition of the people of Asaba to pay homage to Onishe and solicit her help in the year ahead for a bountiful harvest as well as protection against any evil.

Duties of Onishe
For ages, Asaba people have pledged their loyalty to Onishe, the deity that has been their mother both in times of war and peace. The deity protects the people spiritually and physically from both external and internal aggressions. Also, the deity alerts the people on any imminent danger threatening their existence.

According to Obi Nwamu, during the civil war, Onishe was angry that her children were being slaughtered unjustly by the Federal troops. She allegedly avenged the death of every Asaba native killed when she suddenly emerged at the middle of the River Niger to upturn the ship ferrying men of the Federal troops across the river. Some soldiers on the ship allegedly survived, though.
They could not cross to the other side of the Niger, and later confessed seeing Onishe sinking the ship conveying Federal troops to the other side of the Niger. Some of these soldiers later lived in Asaba, blended with the people and eventually got married to our daughters.”

The Odogwu of Asaba, however, discloses that almost all the soldiers who killed Asaba natives during the civil war, died before they were crossed over to the other side of the River Niger.
Custodian of Onishe
There are people of particular age group selected to officiate at Onishe rituals. The method of selection is done by Otu-ahazia, delegated by the town’s traditional council to mediate between the people of Asaba and Onishe. However, those selected must be at a particular age group and their tenure expires when they attain a particular age bracket. Also, they are expected to serve for a minimum of ten years.[/b]



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/onishe-ahaba-why-asaba-people-forbid-ogbono-soup/


Cc lalasticlala

lubbish, we don't eat snail but it remains one of my favorites, damn the gods.

Kelklein:
‘I made the first GSM phone call in Nigeria... then corruption chased me out’ - Mr. Strive Masiyiwa

Chairman of telecoms giant, Econet Wireless, Mr. Strive Masiyiwa, in this post on his blog —
http://www.econetwireless.com/strive_masiyiwa_blog/index.php/its-time-to-play-by-a-different-ethical-set-of-rules-part-7-nigeria-1-of-5/, tells the story of his first hand nasty experience in the hands of corruption in Nigeria while challenging all to “be the generation that fights corruption.”

same way they drove Richard Branson and his Virgin corporation out of Nigeria.

what a waste.

you need to see Stephen keshi laughing right now.

Keneking:
Great..."she wanted to buy the zoo where i am kept "

Lol stupid.

Gaddem it, all I see are phone for picture enthusiasts. I am an audiophile, when will these phone companies start making some real audiophile phones with killer sound chips? I have tried the available so called music phones and they don't make the cut, enough of these camera things, give us audio damnnn it, I wanna plug my in ear monitor earphones and go bonkers from the sound quality.

innovative, a little coloring won't hurt.

pigeons or it didn't happen.

Classsyalabolas:
shut up mister man..

And that makes you what? tough? you think that gives you an opinion? can't blame you, you are on the other side of the screen......wannabe gangster.

#singing, even if she go away even if she go away......am a classic man.

INTROVERT:
shes cute and sophisticated..... me likely....




as of age 18 is very legal






maybe others will make more sense than me








btw I've been preparing for the biggest interview of my life and ave done it today so am back to give y'all HELL.

Lol @ give y'all hell, I am starting to love this babe's sense of humour.

freddymanny49:
Hello Nairalanders,

I am in a big mess at this point in my life. I have been suffering from low potency for months now. I don't get morning erection like i used to some 3 - 4 years back and beyond. It is causing me so much worry and pain that I had to call of engagement. I feel dead and dry on the inside. What do I do to stop this mess from messing and ruining my life. I don't want to use viagra to get it up because I am aware of the long term effects. I am still young and I am too young to be using viagra. I need serious help.

You need lots of nuts, ground nuts, cashew nuts and lots of exercises.

violence, violence and more violence. That's all y'all about. Whatever happened to real hip hop that reached out, educated, informed, encouraged and debated pressing issues. Y'all just mimicking them fake rappers who know they gonna go to jail for a crime as simple as illegal gun possession yet brag about shooting up a mama's house and catching a body.

Pyrrho:
Na only you dey receive signals from heaven?
The Lord showed you
He detests football
He frowns at TV stations
He also gets infuriated

Guy you try.

Your god sounds more like a man.

tell am my brother. that niggerr tripping.