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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Meet Kelvin Okafor: The Artist Whose Drawings Are Almost Like Pictures by FOREXMART(m): 6:11am On Oct 28, 2015

he's very good, being able to draw and shade a hair, being able to still discern between dark sinned and light skinned persons even tho they are all painted with the same lead pencil, now that's wicked, tight, gangsterrr. Very good job.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke City Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup (5 - 4) pens ON 27th October 2015 by FOREXMART(m): 5:50am On Oct 28, 2015

You can't compare yourself with God and still expect yourself to progress, I am not a religious person but it's a mystery I have noticed. God doesn't joke with his credits, the moment you start taking his credits he will show you He's God. When titanic was designed the designers said even God couldn't sink it, it didn't survive it's first voyage, The beetles bragged that they are now popular than Jesus and from that point we know what happened, so many instance.

That fool jose morinho called himself everything possible but has bitten more than he can chew by calling himself THE ONLY ONE, just watch, unless God changes his mind. God is the only one. Am just saying always give credit to God for all your success.

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Politics › Re: APC Hails Nigerian Supreme Court As Wike Loses Appeal On Jurisdiction by FOREXMART(m): 4:33pm On Oct 27, 2015

Nyesom Penalcap Scrotum Wike.

Education › Re: Lesbianism Scandal Rocks Kogi University by FOREXMART(m): 4:16pm On Oct 27, 2015

Nihilist:
Vaseline and tissue on standby...
OP where is the video?

Lol you very funny...... I can't believe y'all still asking for the video, you castigate and criticize em yet you wanna wannk on em.

Education › Re: Lesbianism Scandal Rocks Kogi University by FOREXMART(m): 4:11pm On Oct 27, 2015

Nihilist:
Vaseline and tissue on standby... OP where is the video?

Lol you very funny......

Politics › Re: Rivers Re-run Polls Split Senators Over Amaechi - Vanguard by FOREXMART(m): 8:44am On Oct 27, 2015

Demmocrats:
Amaechi the special one

Amaechi the chosen one

Amaechi the anointed one

Amaechi the Esther of our days

Amaechi the one favoured by my sai Buhari

Amaechi the lion of Rivers

I only see the hand of God in this man, who God has blessed no man can curse.

Amaechi the One.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido - Olamide- Wizkid's Fleet Of Cars And Their Worth [Photos] by FOREXMART(m): 8:40am On Oct 27, 2015

Baddo illegal.

Romance › Re: Ladies, What Do You Do If You See This Message On Your Fiance's Phone? by FOREXMART(m): 5:59pm On Oct 26, 2015

Bishh I believe your doggone friend knows what to do.

Politics › Re: Donald Trump: ''Africans Are Lazy Fools Only Good At Lovemaking And Stealing” by FOREXMART(m): 3:32pm On Oct 26, 2015

He won't win the election but he's 98% right. For the record tho I'll still say FAUCKKK TRUMP, he ain't even an ingenious American so Bleep him.

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Politics › Re: Wike & His Wife Eberechi At Rivers State Government Thanksgiving Service(photos) by FOREXMART(m): 3:25pm On Oct 26, 2015

Nyesom Illegal Wike.

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by FOREXMART(m): 12:54pm On Oct 26, 2015

tchidi:
A geshe ka mallam forex! Ama, na cinye! Kar ka damu, in na daffa wani, zan kira ka!

tam shi kenan zan saurara har ki dafa wani.

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by FOREXMART(m): 5:44pm On Oct 25, 2015

tchidi:
As e take hungry me...

tchidi tchidi tchidi hmmm, nneoma a chorom that okra inugo? Daga ganin hoton na san miyan zayi dadi sosai.

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by FOREXMART(m): 5:40pm On Oct 25, 2015

Akposy:
I dont really like snail. That snail is #600...very cheap

Family › Re: Horrible Experience Living With My Relative Part 2 by FOREXMART(m): 5:23pm On Oct 25, 2015

EfemenaXY:
@OP, I don't think your cousin's death was necessarily about karma / payback time, but simply a case of the parents (mostly the mother in this instance) of not bringing up her son the right way.

Your cousin grew up not really knowing the difference between bad and good because he wasn't guided properly, resulting in him towing the wrong path...and that was the cause of his death. Actions and Consequences.

RIP to the deceased.

Hello.

Politics › Re: Rochas Okorocha Reacts To Wife Battering Accusation by FOREXMART(m): 4:37pm On Oct 25, 2015

very stupid press release, vague and doesn't answer the question. Aufck if you didn't beat her this time around, do you beat her yes or no? Bish nyihgus.

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Family › Re: My Horrible Experience When Living With A Relative. by FOREXMART(m): 1:55am On Oct 25, 2015

stonecoldcafe:
Why are you telling this story now? What is the lesson for your readers?

you're truly daft.

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Family › Re: My Horrible Experience When Living With A Relative. by FOREXMART(m): 1:13am On Oct 25, 2015

MissAssy:
I thank God i survived those horrible three years of my life, i remember one time like that my mum visited me, when it ws time for her to leave i started crying that i want to follow her bt she advised me to stay that it was only a matter of time before she will come back and take me with her and she was crying too.

she said that? wow.....some parents.

Celebrities › Re: 7 Nigerian Celebrities And Their Beautiful Houses (Photos) by FOREXMART(m): 12:56am On Oct 25, 2015

JAZES:
bros na inside the house dey there o, i no talk say na dem get d building o.......

the dude no know condominiums when he sees one, you dey mind am? Nice posts.

Family › Re: Meet Woman Who Had 7 Babies In 5 Years by FOREXMART(m): 12:26am On Oct 25, 2015

mehnnn when her husband comes he really cumz, he goes all out TONY Montana in that kitty. Nyihguh be like "I am TONY Montana in this murffuckker, who put this shyitt together? Me, that's who" lol.

Romance › Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by FOREXMART(m): 12:18am On Oct 25, 2015

the nyihguh is simply saving himself from all the karashikas. Bish.. tell us if you have never aufcked anyone since you started dating him, all this holier than thou attitude you girls put up is really funny. Karma is a bish bish.

Education › Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Covenant University Campus by FOREXMART(m): 12:07am On Oct 25, 2015

Op you are just Daft. Na that POW detention camp you call campus? aufck me, no on a second thought aufck you.

Fashion › Re: Photos Of MBGN 2015 Contestants In Traditional Costumes by FOREXMART(m): 6:27pm On Oct 24, 2015*

sukkot:
no yoruba family will allow their daughter to do this rubbish prostitute on display pageantry. yoruba have more dignity and shame. if my daughter decides to do this, that is the day she will be flogged mercilessly till she receives sense. this is why there are no yoruba girls. these are runs girls

bish nyihguh, if the prize was say 50 million you won't say this shiiiii

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Politics › Re: Guber Tribunal Judgement: We’ve Been Vindicated – Rivers APC by FOREXMART(m): 4:47pm On Oct 24, 2015

smh, what a joke.

Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by FOREXMART(m): 4:47am On Oct 24, 2015

The witches & wizard in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if The witches & wizard in your village are using your picture to fan themselves lol bish.

Politics › Re: Buhari Is Not Shy Around Women, Presidency Says by FOREXMART(m): 4:40am On Oct 24, 2015

Bish assss president, when Dullarkpo rules he really does, yeye dey smell.

Crime › Re: True Confession: I have slept with over 10 dogs by FOREXMART(m): 9:22pm On Oct 23, 2015

CharlyNick:
Please change your Identity. You ARE NOT from Akwa Ibom. Proof this or STOP TARNISHING OUR IMAGE

lol success really has many friends, failure doesn't. Oh boy see rejection.

Celebrities › Re: Desmond Elliot: Why I Hid My Yoruba Identity From Nollywood by FOREXMART(m): 9:11pm On Oct 23, 2015

bish nyihguh, if it was because of igbo producers he claims he needed to get through why didn't he bring it back when he established himself? slime fool, crab liar.

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Celebrities › Re: I Haven’t Found The Right Man – Genevieve Nnaji by FOREXMART(m): 8:51pm On Oct 23, 2015

the only reason why she ain't married has already been stated in her old song, what's the title? She's scared a man's gonna beat her up, .

Politics › Re: Nigerian Military Issues Third “final” Warning To Boko Haram by FOREXMART(m): 8:34pm On Oct 23, 2015

A: If them born you well cross this line...
BH: We don cross...
A: Okay if Dem born you cross this other line.
BH: We don cross am...
A:Hmmmm okay if you really know say your papa born you well oya cross this new line.
BH:Aufck it we have crossed again.
A: We'll tell our daddy for you you'll see....

God save is in this kontiri

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Politics › Re: David Mark's Look When Amaechi Said He's Never Taken Bribe Before. (Photo) by FOREXMART(m): 7:29am On Oct 23, 2015

jaymejate:
Kikikiki
David Mark be like , thunder strike that ya mouth you take lie.

lol it looks more like he's saying "look at this idiot".

Politics › Re: Nigeria ‘Hires Mercenaries’ To Battle Boko Haram - Vanguard by FOREXMART(m): 7:02pm On Oct 22, 2015

This government is a confused disgrace.

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Family › Re: He Wants Sex Every Time by FOREXMART(m): 6:49pm On Oct 22, 2015

Immaculatebabe:
Hello fellow NLs. I'm a lady in her late 20s, married to a very wonderful man who adores me a lot but the problem is his demand for sex these days are increasing.

He wants it everyday & if refuse, he gets mad & starts ignoring me & the kids. I'm lossing my mind because this action of his is making me feel bad. No sex, No talking to each other. Please what do i do?

simple, you don't know huh? Well listen up, the fact you don't want it is a turn on to him and he'll keep coming back. here's what you do, don't wait for him to ask, give him and when he says he's okay tell him"bish nyihguh I am just getting started.

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