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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:51pm On Jun 22, 2013
Dannyxy: truth be told,80 percent of guyz ar guilty of wat nando jst did...d diff here is dat he can be seen nd heard by evry1,dat's y mst ladies shld be careful
I don't know where you got your stats from and I don't know the kinnd of guys you roll with if that much of the lot are guilty of that crime. But I can confidently tell you that while I was neck deep into meeting and forking chics, I never did it and none of my crew did.we always run a background check on one Another and on our chics so I speak with authority on this.In all the cases we always came out clean.
If to say any one of us fork up ehn, wetin we go do am ehn, for hin life he no go ever try am again
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:53pm On Jun 22, 2013
The dj isn't bad in my opinion.

Beverly is a bad asss dancer. DaAmn. And a naughty one at that. She squatted before Bimp at some point as simulated herself sucking his deak. Bad bad girl.

Motamma is another bad asSss dancer and bassey too. I'm not having a bad time with the housemates at this parry
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:32pm On Jun 22, 2013
Selllllllllllllly O. Sellllllllly...

Saw her give elikem a lap dance. GEeeeeeeeeez.

By the way why is it that guys don't dance with pokello at the party. I've observed dis ugly trend for a while now
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:13pm On Jun 22, 2013
See my sexxy Selly. This girl is soo hot. And the way she flicks her tongue give me the impression that she will like and know hot to lick lolli pop very much.

Oh Selly...

@ those interested, the transmiSsion of d party is clearer on channel O. Both video & audio quality. Na wa for big bro o
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:04pm On Jun 22, 2013
No be Bolt I dey see wey cross dress so?
Looks like all rubys housemates decidec cross dressing was the theme of this nites party. Nice one sha
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:44pm On Jun 22, 2013
Sexily Endowed: Lol i was up all night embarassed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed, Nothing happened. The nigga is lying lol. That is why he is told Bimp to keep it quiet cos he is a liar
Same here. I was up virtually all nite & nothing happened. The barger con dey lie. Wats d big deal in trying 2 fork a chic & the runs not clickin. The guy dey irritate me men
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 6:40pm On Jun 22, 2013
First of, let me appeal to all feuding parties to please sheathe their swords.

@Miss eve, you and GHboy have earned my admiration as mature individuals. You have demonstrated the ability to keep your cool even in the face of extreme provocation. Kudos.

Now to that child called Nando. Pls let no one tell me this is just a game. If he truly told Bimp that he laid Selly when he truly didn't, then to me , he is the most disgusting housemate to have graced the show. How dare he slime Selly behind her back and right befor africa just to save his face? This guy stinks to high heavens. On the one hand the way he went about the whole 'I wanna get laid' sheet is forked up. Only a psychopathic beach would have granted that request that first night of them being together and before the cameras. I even doubt if a mental case would have. Talk much more of a sane chic. This only reveals how low his integrity & self esteem is. Its even bad enough to have lied to Bimp in private without the cameras that he slept with Selly when he didn't but with the cameras, it becomes much much more despicable.
Now if he had any iota of sense in his stoopid & dense skull, he should know that even if Selly didn't give in yesternight, if his game his really tight, the possiblity of him getting into her pants before either of them gets evicted or before the show ends isn't entirely ruled out. I have seen guys lose lucrative jobs cos of similar instances (tho not sexxually related) like this. Integrity issues are massive issues and shouldnt be taken lightly.

I hereby appeal to africa to punish this disgusting act with his eviction. If not this week (cos I feel its rather late) when next the goon is up for eviction.

If it were those days that I had enough spare time on my hands, I would have signed up on twitter and launched a huge hate campaign against this creep for what he did. So so unfair to Selly.I'm so irritated right now
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:48am On Jun 22, 2013
Those big brother camera men suppose chop serious cane. Pokello & elikem dey form activity, and hakeem & cleo, & nando & selly but the clowns keep beaming images of housemates sleeping when much more important things are going on elsewhere? Confused bunch.

Imagine standing by till this time hoping on getting some live action but being frustrated bt these fooools. Mtscheeew. Abegi ey go sleep
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:57am On Jun 22, 2013
My people, I have been watching pokello for the past 45 mins & sheeen so restless. Just tossing & turning & staring @ sleeping elikem since.Seems she's ready 2 go for it but elikem is dulling...

Na wa o
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:25am On Jun 22, 2013
sholay2011: Why should we 'gba e or ra e kale'? undecided grin Or what are you thinking? Spoonaddict.
Why should 2 grown dudes lie on a narrow bed as that? Whatever for? Omo, those guys are suspects abeg
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:49pm On Jun 21, 2013
Abeg na angelo & bassey wan sleep for the same bed o. E gbami ke
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:23pm On Jun 21, 2013
Omo. Nando don dey kiss selly o. D guy fir fork her dis nite o.Dis tin just be like dream to me sha
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:05pm On Jun 21, 2013
safarigirl: This Nando na character. Selly say she no wan knack, na im he dey tell hakeem say he go troway her and Dellish go Ruby house next week come bring Pokello. The boy get mouth
I will be very surprised if that guy gets to fork any chic in that house.Altho I should know better going by Talias case but men Com'on, how dare you play that kinda card knowing you are under coverage 24-7? But funny enough, he & Sexy Selly are already smooching under the covers. Well, let's wait and see...
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:37pm On Jun 21, 2013
Chrisbenogor: See thats the point I am making, silent killer does not cut it. The only way to judge is by how people vote and right now melvin would not survive a vote between himself, Pokello, Nando and even Elikem. Lets wait for when Africa votes, I just personally feel that he has been below par and I do not consider him one of the major actors.
Just as an exercise go read the news page on the website, Melvin shows up when he did the HOH swap and prolly diary sessions. I am making a point that his silence would cost him in the long run.
Maybe a move to the ruby house would do him some good. By the way its just my opinion make una no drink otapiapia put biko.
I have been following you & safarigirls arguments and I would like you to note the following points:
1. I am with you on the fact that Melvin has very little or no entertainment worth to viewers thus far this season.

2. The fact that he's not as entertaining as you would wish doesn't mean that you should write him off. FYI, that guy has got a spot reserved for him in the finals.BBA voting is strictly a game of numbers & naija has got that.
3. The only competition against Melvin that I see are Nando and sadly enough Hakeem. Nando cos many viewers find him entertaining, much more than they find Melvin and as for Hakeem cos those Zimbabweans have proven to africa that they've got the means & the ability to push their rep to the finals starting with Munya, & then Wendull who is far more boring than Melvin. The only reason why we didn't get to see a demo of their guaranteed slots in BB finals in the stargame was because Roki & Maneta were both disqualified otherwise we for see Zimbos in action.
4. No matter how boring Melvin might be, big brother will not even dare to let him go anytime soon. In case you haven't been folowing the trend, Big bro even assists albeit subtly in getting naija reps to the finals in recent times.he will never put naija alone up with a tougher competition. There must always be a weaker housemate whom he will sacrifice in Naijas favor. This is a marketing strategy in case you don't know.That is why he will always say 'At least one housemate will be evicted' in order to give room for manipulation. Note that in this context, manipulation is different from falsification of votes. He couldn't do that in StargAme for obvious reasons. His hands were tied.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:21pm On Jun 21, 2013
safarigirl: on second thought....if no be Melvin, who Dellish for give bra make e take remember her, if no be Melvin, who Ruby housemates been dey fight seriously to bring back for arena task? If no be Melvin, who Motamma for think sey get feelings for am? If no be Melvin, who Huddah been dey target before she comot? If no be Melvin who Bolt for dey jealous, dey call 'fine boy' cos all the girls dey trip? If no be Melvin, who else don make Pokello throw tantrum say dem dey carry am go? If no be Melvin, who all those babes dey gyrate hips for? *smashes megaphone* WETIN?!
You sef WETIN?

In addition to what chrisbenogor earlier said, Melvin aint playing the game. Now, all you have listed above are just natural feelings girls have for him. To you and maybe to me too, that tells me he's got swagg cos for crying out loud he aint the only guy in the house. But that is where it forking ends. And his kinda swag is just felt in the house. It doesn't come across to me as a viewer like Kelvins. Furthermore, he doesn't inform me on anything (apologies if dis comes across as arrogance but then it is what it is), he can't capture and hold my interest, he can't make me laff, he can't fork chics in the house, he can't dAnce, what can he do for christs sakes? You just carry pangolo for head dey shout melvin melvin melvin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 2:54pm On Jun 21, 2013
spade: Hakeem is one vindictive priiiick!
Can you believe he was just whispering to Annabel to send Dillish to the Ruby House?
wetin dey worry that kid gaan sef? and those Zimbos are willing to force him down our throats? na wa o. i just hope, I dont end up breaking my tv in an attempt to break his head thru my tv. I.diot
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 2:33pm On Jun 21, 2013
spade: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BNR_5IjCMAAmAIB.jpg

No be small thing o!
Thats my life ambition that barger called melvin is living right there!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:42am On Jun 21, 2013
Kslib: Motamma asked if he likes being bitten during sex and he said he likes a soft bite..
Maria just stood up and said she wants to go take her shower and motamma and bolt asked ,elvin why he was smiling.. Dellish now said "mind who you share your bed with,cos some people are on heat",melvin now asked dellish why his case is always an exception and if she hasnt shared a bed with some one before..
Bolt is a mad man!! He asked if its true that girls like big diicks and motamma said "it doesnt have to be small"...
I dont trust that Motamma girl one freaking bit. she may be just as freaky as the baddest chic in that house (not necessarily Pokello. She told Big Bro a couple of days ago that she misses making love. In her exact words (or something very close to it), she said that she couldnt imagine surviving for 4 weeks without sex prior to her comin into BB house. Now the question she directed at Melvin and also her response to Bolt's question? I bow for her o
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:36am On Jun 21, 2013
These set of housemates are all acting 'conservative' and i bloody dont know why. In most editions of BB that I've seen they always play a game called 'never never ever'. a game where all the players sit round a circle, then a bottle lying on its side is spun. The person that the mouth of the bottle points at when it eventually comes to rest (after the spinning) reveals an XXXX secret about himself or herself beginning with the phrase 'I never never ever......'

I so much love that game as it reveals a lot about the sexual escapades and orientations of the housemates. But these bloody otondo housemates havent played the game this season but choose to play cards instead. almost every night for the past4 nights or more. Bloody murraforkers! I no sabi wetin I go take card do.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:17am On Jun 21, 2013
dominique: Which kain yeye concortion rice these housemates dey chop 1am SA time? Na pot belle they go carry comot this bba house. abeg make I go back to nig-uru match. Mikel scored btw smiley
Leading the pack of midnight munchers is Melvin.We dey complain say we no dey feel hin game, the guy dey there dey chop for midnight.SMH
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:10am On Jun 21, 2013
pinky lips: Elikem and pokello in bed.....this couple just dey wax stronger by d day.........elikem is obviously smitten
I'm don't quite agree with the term 'wax stronger' you used to describe pokello & elikems relartionship. Me thinks its a cat & mouse kinda relationship. Acting all lovey dovey today and all bickering tomorrow. Take for instance this nite while they were both under the sheet prepping to sleep pokello told elikem to stop touching her otherwise she would chase him away. My guess is he attempted to smooch her under the sheets cos his hands were concealed. Now is touching such a big deal for a relationship you describe as waxing stronger?

I quite agree elikem is smitten by her
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 4:06pm On Jun 20, 2013
sholay2011: Waxdude, u re high grin
Seconded. He is really high. LOL
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 3:09pm On Jun 20, 2013
klas: Glory to the Most High. Maria's mirage boyfriend has re-appeared. She just admitted to the housemates that she has a bf who she had been in relationship with for a year now.

Maria should be charged for perjury and trying to obtain Melvin under false pretense contrary to Section 419. Dillish too should be joined as an accomplice after the fact.
Lmao
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 3:06pm On Jun 20, 2013
safarigirl: na diamonds own dey tire me, at least tension dey rubies..diamond housemates still dey do kumbayah with each other. Melvin should bone Maria and jump on Dellish, Selly should have picked Melvin, Angelo should return to Diamonds (MARIA remains) Hakeem should be sent to Rubies (make he go settle him beef with Natasha). If these happen/happened, we for dey watch drama wey pass 'SECOND CHANCE' and 'DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES' put together.
Abeg na which Melvin go bone maria and then move to delish? The Melvin wey dey inside the house or another one?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:14am On Jun 20, 2013
russello: Can u imagine during d exercise session this morning, Sulu said "the trainer has a nice behind"....and Oneal immediately cautioned him not to say such things as the trainer’s husband might be one of the millions of viewers tuned into Big Brother The Chase.
I mean just imagine that! ..and so what if the husband is watching?
This what i'm talking about. Why is "Mr Goody-Goody" Oneal cautious about who is watching or listening?
Almost all the housemates are acting (maybe another Tinsel)...ABSOLUTE RUBBISH!!!
In fact my brother, the tin tire me die! Its like virtually all the housemates in the house this season cant be trusted as far as I'm concerned. If they tell me good-morning, i'll go outside and confirm if its actually morning or evening. That is how distrustful I am of them
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:28am On Jun 20, 2013
russello: @fork
Baby-mamas and those with serious BF/GF as well as those who are always conscious about who and who is watching them should never b allowed in2 d BBA house. It's KILLING the game
angry
10 billion gbosas for you. I always tell people that our Big brother africa is childs play when compared with those of other climes. You go see Bleep action like this ehn, your eyes go nearly pop out.

But if indications I got yesterday are anything to go by, then, theres still hope for some action this season. It may only take some time...
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:15am On Jun 20, 2013
ladunsky: this na rubbish... Why do girls like pretendinghuh So angry
LMAO. No be you we suppose ask? abi you no be chic? But its not compulsory for maria to attend the date right? If so then she should opt out. If not, then i dont think it will be much fun to watch considering the fact that nando and maria stay in the same house. The dates thingy makes more sense if its between housemates of both houses. Like Biguesas & tash, Cleo & hakeem
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:11am On Jun 20, 2013
Oneal asked Feza 'why don't you want to go thru the session?' Meaning why didn't she want to fork? & she responded 'My mum watched this show' apparently her mum & her baby are her restraints.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:25pm On Jun 19, 2013
Yeeepa! Abeg make una no vex. I didn't know that the post had already been submitted & there wasn't no indication that it had. So I just kept clicking the submit tab.

Make una no vex abeg
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:06pm On Jun 19, 2013
dominique: Walahi the camera operators for this bba are just reeeeetarded and that's puting it mildly. From Hakeem gisting the guys about how his sister stopped his mum from giving him mnoney for passport, they switched to Beverly gisting about how a guy was rtrying to play she and her friend then they had to cut it off to show fish floating in a tank!

Flipped to the other house to see Bassey in bed with Fatima, hmmmm
Exactly what I wanted to post before I saw yours. Now I'm convinced those camera men smoke weed. Imagine them showing fish to mehuh I was like 'una dey crazzze? I tell una say I wan chop fish?'

Murraforkers! Mtscheeew.

Meanwhile I'm seriously standing by for any Feza-Oneal action. I pray they are quick about it cos I need to catch some sleep. Gotta go to work tomorrow.

To other gists. Why does dellish indulge Nanso by letting him sleep in her bed? This is a guy that has declared his intent of bedding her on tv. Yet she let's him sleep in her bed? Do I call that maturity or stooopidity?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:57pm On Jun 19, 2013
dominique: Walahi the camera operators for this bba are just reeeeetarded and that's puting it mildly. From Hakeem gisting the guys about how his sister stopped his mum from giving him mnoney for passport, they switched to Beverly gisting about how a guy was rtrying to play she and her friend then they had to cut it off to show fish floating in a tank!

Flipped to the other house to see Bassey in bed with Fatima, hmmmm
Exactly what I wanted to post before I saw yours. Now I'm convinced those camera men smoke weed. Imagine them showing fish to mehuh I was like 'una dey crazzze? I tell una say I wan chop fish?'

Murraforkers! Mtscheeew.

Meanwhile I'm seriously standing by for any Feza-Oneal action. I pray they are quick about it cos I need to catch some sleep. Gotta go to work tomorrow.

To other gists. Why does dellish indulge Nanso by letting him sleep in her bed? This is a guy that has declared his intent of bedding her on tv. Yet she let's him sleep in her bed? Do I call that maturity or stooopidity?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:57pm On Jun 19, 2013
dominique: Walahi the camera operators for this bba are just reeeeetarded and that's puting it mildly. From Hakeem gisting the guys about how his sister stopped his mum from giving him mnoney for passport, they switched to Beverly gisting about how a guy was rtrying to play she and her friend then they had to cut it off to show fish floating in a tank!

Flipped to the other house to see Bassey in bed with Fatima, hmmmm
Exactly what I wanted to post before I saw yours. Now I'm convinced those camera men smoke weed. Imagine them showing fish to mehuh I was like 'una dey crazzze? I tell una say I wan chop fish?'

Murraforkers! Mtscheeew.

Meanwhile I'm seriously standing by for any Feza-Oneal action. I pray they are quick about it cos I need to catch some sleep. Gotta go to work tomorrow.

To other gists. Why does dellish indulge Nanso by letting him sleep in her bed? This is a guy that has declared his intent of bedding her on tv. Yet she let's him sleep in her bed? Do I call that maturity or stooopidity?

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