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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:56pm On Jun 19, 2013
dominique: Walahi the camera operators for this bba are just reeeeetarded and that's puting it mildly. From Hakeem gisting the guys about how his sister stopped his mum from giving him mnoney for passport, they switched to Beverly gisting about how a guy was rtrying to play she and her friend then they had to cut it off to show fish floating in a tank!

Flipped to the other house to see Bassey in bed with Fatima, hmmmm
Exactly what I wanted to post before I saw yours. Now I'm convinced those camera men smoke weed. Imagine them showing fish to mehuh I was like 'una dey crazzze? I tell una say I wan chop fish?'

Murraforkers! Mtscheeew.

Meanwhile I'm seriously standing by for any Feza-Oneal action. I pray they are quick about it cos I need to catch some sleep. Gotta go to work tomorrow.

To other gists. Why does dellish indulge Nanso by letting him sleep in her bed? This is a guy that has declared his intent of bedding her on tv. Yet she let's him sleep in her bed? Do I call that maturity or stooopidity?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:56pm On Jun 19, 2013
dominique: Walahi the camera operators for this bba are just reeeeetarded and that's puting it mildly. From Hakeem gisting the guys about how his sister stopped his mum from giving him mnoney for passport, they switched to Beverly gisting about how a guy was rtrying to play she and her friend then they had to cut it off to show fish floating in a tank!

Flipped to the other house to see Bassey in bed with Fatima, hmmmm
Exactly what I wanted to post before I saw yours. Now I'm convinced those camera men smoke weed. Imagine them showing fish to mehuh I was like 'una dey crazzze? I tell una say I wan chop fish?'

Murraforkers! Mtscheeew.

Meanwhile I'm seriously standing by for any Feza-Oneal action. I pray they are quick about it cos I need to catch some sleep. Gotta go to work tomorrow.

To other gists. Why does dellish indulge Nanso by letting him sleep in her bed? This is a guy that has declared his intent of bedding her on tv. Yet she let's him sleep in her bed? Do I call that maturity or stooopidity?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:54pm On Jun 19, 2013
dominique: Walahi the camera operators for this bba are just reeeeetarded and that's puting it mildly. From Hakeem gisting the guys about how his sister stopped his mum from giving him mnoney for passport, they switched to Beverly gisting about how a guy was rtrying to play she and her friend then they had to cut it off to show fish floating in a tank!

Flipped to the other house to see Bassey in bed with Fatima, hmmmm
Exactly what I wanted to post before I saw yours. Now I'm convinced those camera men smoke weed. Imagine them showing fish to mehuh I was like 'una dey crazzze? I tell una say I wan chop fish?'

Murraforkers! Mtscheeew.

Meanwhile I'm seriously standing by for any Feza-Oneal action. I pray they are quick about it cos I need to catch some sleep. Gotta go to work tomorrow.

To other gists. Why does dellish indulge Nanso by letting him sleep in her bed? This is a guy that has declared his intent of bedding her on tv. Yet she let's him sleep in her bed? Do I call that maturity or stooopidity?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:50pm On Jun 19, 2013
dominique: Walahi the camera operators for this bba are just reeeeetarded and that's puting it mildly. From Hakeem gisting the guys about how his sister stopped his mum from giving him mnoney for passport, they switched to Beverly gisting about how a guy was rtrying to play she and her friend then they had to cut it off to show fish floating in a tank!

Flipped to the other house to see Bassey in bed with Fatima, hmmmm
Exactly what I wanted to post before I saw yours. Now I'm convinced those camera men smoke weed. Imagine them showing fish to mehuh I was like 'una dey crazzze? I tell una say I wan chop fish?'

Murraforkers! Mtscheeew.

Meanwhile I'm seriously standing by for any Feza-Oneal action. I pray they are quick about it cos I need to catch some sleep. Gotta go to work tomorrow.

To other gists. Why does dellish indulge Nanso by letting him sleep in her bed? This is a guy that has declared his intent of bedding her on tv. Yet she let's him sleep in her bed? Do I call that maturity or stooopidity?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:49pm On Jun 19, 2013
dominique: Walahi the camera operators for this bba are just reeeeetarded and that's puting it mildly. From Hakeem gisting the guys about how his sister stopped his mum from giving him mnoney for passport, they switched to Beverly gisting about how a guy was rtrying to play she and her friend then they had to cut it off to show fish floating in a tank!

Flipped to the other house to see Bassey in bed with Fatima, hmmmm
Exactly what I wanted to post before I saw yours. Now I'm convinced those camera men smoke weed. Imagine them showing fish to mehuh I was like 'una dey crazzze? I tell una say I wan chop fish?'

Murraforkers! Mtscheeew.

Meanwhile I'm seriously standing by for any Feza-Oneal action. I pray they are quick about it cos I need to catch some sleep. Gotta go to work tomorrow.

To other gists. Why does dellish indulge Nanso by letting him sleep in her bed? This is a guy that has declared his intent of bedding her on tv. Yet she let's him sleep in her bed? Do I call that maturity or stooopidity?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:25pm On Jun 19, 2013
Pokello revealed the materialistic part of herself tonight. She was discussing with elikem if on their exit from the house he would be capable of sending across to her $70 per week for her hair & nails. They kept arguing back & forth in favour and against such an 'arrangement'

Bassey is spending the night in fatimas bed or vice versa. All I know is both of dem will be sleepin in the same bed 2nite. Is it that they now have sumthin going or thi is just a one off incident?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:25pm On Jun 19, 2013
Pokello revealed the materialistic part of herself tonight. She was discussing with elikem if on their exit from the house he would be capable of sending across to her $70 per week. They kept arguing back & forth in favour and against such an 'arrangement'

Bassey is spending the night in fatimas bed or vice versa. All I know is both of dem will be sleepin in the same bed 2nite. Is it that they now have sumthin going or thi is just a one off incident
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:14pm On Jun 19, 2013
Na wa o. Elikem is also gisting natasha, pokello & selly about a girl in his past that liked him cos he farted in her presence. Why do we have so many uncouth razzos in the house this season. GEEZ!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:37pm On Jun 19, 2013
Hakeem disgusts me so.

He gets so hyper anytime a discussion is centred around farting. He's already chairing a discussion on fartinh again. Na wa o. Is it this murraforker dstv wants me to bear for the next couple of wks? Yuck!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:30pm On Jun 19, 2013
Sexily Endowed: I tire o. She and her two musketeers The Amaka and Safari girl undecided
Haba safarigirl no dey fight na
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 6:01pm On Jun 19, 2013
safarigirl: Later una go dey talk say my guy no get game. Even Elikem with all im playa-playa never still see babe wey e go bathe naked with, yet the beauty queen herself na im give my bros ticket. This bros get sense, any sharp guy knows that the 'gentleman' act always gets you the ladies. @Tuso, u no know say love septagon dey around Motamma>>Feza>>Melvin>>Dellish>>Maria>>Selly>>Pokello
God don put yarn for your mouth. dey yarn dey go. Nothing do you.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 4:41pm On Jun 19, 2013
spade: Oh by the way guys... Dillish and Melvin showered together.
Haaaaaaaaaa! Mogbe!!!!!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:58pm On Jun 19, 2013
click2cbn: well, he is just '22 years old'
No excuses. If he's true he's guilty of child abuse & should be prosecuted
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:56pm On Jun 19, 2013
sigmundfreud: Walahi!
His user name makes me cringe...his signature sef na 40 Holy Marys!
grin grin grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:53pm On Jun 19, 2013
I feel its Nando and maybe a few other guys that are straightforwad in this game. No shady dealings. So Fatima & Elikem have smooched? Really? So why has she been acting like they r both cool & just friends. Do friends smooch nowadays?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:13pm On Jun 19, 2013
sholay2011: You are still asking? undecided Abi who did you mention in relation to e.ja.cu.lating on hearing Dillish? grin

Selly just said in her diary session that shez confused who she would pick for her rendezvous date btw Melvin and Nando.

I want her to pick Melvin to create complications (since shez known to do such grin).
On the contrary, i need her to pick nando. I need me some XXXXXX action man.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:05pm On Jun 19, 2013
GH KWAME: Just like everyday that we have seen
these two in the house ever since
Elikem switched houses, he jumped
into her bed last night to have a
word with Pokello. However, things
were different this night, the people
that used to communicate with the
help of gestures and signs this time
had their voices loud enough for
everyone to hear and was not a
single time biggie had to warn any
of them to turn the microphone on.
Pokello who was a bit not happy with
the way Elikem has been conducting
himself in the house lately took this time
to lecture him and give him advice on
how he is ought to carry himself. She
advised him basing on what happened to
LK4 telling him that the good looks are
not a guarantee of someones safety
while in the house if he decides to start
playing the ladies in the house. “you
have not been yet up for eviction and
this week is your first time and of so
your do not know what Africa wants,”
she said. “You have not followed this
show quite enough but 90% of the
people that vote are ladies and they
would rather vote to save someone like
Hakeem because he is more serious to
them than any one with good looks” she
said “What they see is not good, you are
here with me, you are there kissing
Fatima, your kissing somebody else this
aint good”.
She further more asked him that if this
is the kind of strategy that he has, then
he ought to change it because it might
get him in hot spoon. She further asked
him to spare her and help not get her
into his messy life because she aint
ready for that. However, as much as she
said this, it was a waste as flogging a
dead house because all Elikem was
doing was trying to justify his way of life
and trying to get it into her head that its
probably her he likes and the rest of the
girls are just friends to him.
Elikem trying to refute that his way of
living is leading him to the wrong side
She then advised him that it is safer for
one to get caught up in a single dilemma
than getting cooked up in a number of
dilemmas because with this its more
easier for the viewers to feel sympathy
for him. She then asked him to leave his
bed and go to Fatima’s bed because this
is where he always spends and from
then he should forget getting into her
bed. However, when Natasha asked
then to lower their voices so that she
could get some sleep, he slid into her
bed and went nowhere and the two
kicked off another conversation in sign
language.

Gh Kwame; whoever adviced Elikem to be a player really meant Elikem harm! I am totally convinced he is deliberately joggling the single mothers, this explains his explanation to Selly that "he knows what he is doing". Single mothers by nature hunt for "Responsible Men" to be role model for their kid(s), albeit I think Fatima has fallen for Elikem. Pokello is too strong a competitor for Fatima than Feza.
One thing I know is that there is nothing innocent in a relationship between a man and a woman. If Fatima is evicted I blame Elikem, she was nominated by default, thank God Feza took herself out of that equation but she has lost GH's vote for her b'cos she nominated Elikem, this is relevant cos she had 3 country votes which saved her (Tanzania, GH and S'leone)
has there ever been a time elikem kissed fatima? If yes, then Pokello has a point but if not (cs I havent seen any) then shes plain confused and delusional
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:58am On Jun 19, 2013
spade: I'm probably alone in this, but I actually prefer Melvin with Pokello than with Dillish, Maria or Feza.

That woman is mature. Sounds like she's been through a lot, and is most capable of actually building a healthy relationship and marriage with.

But prejudice no go gree pesin for dis conservative Naija wey we dey, especially considering she has a 10 year-old son from some dude, and a secks-tape floating around the net.
On point man.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:51am On Jun 19, 2013
klas: Hold on to your valuable dollar for now. There appear to be change in policy regarding showing intimate clips on bbvip since June 15. No more uploading of sexual scenes and all the ones initially uploaded have been removed. Except you think watching housemates take their shower is worth $8.
Ok. This is the confirmation I have been waiting for all season. That Big brother, his crew, the organisers and sponsores are all DUMMMB. First off, which is worse or meaner to air, their bath sessions or sexxxual sessions? taking ones bath can be deemed a natural act but not having sexxx in the house. so they chose to air the natural and compulsory acts but conceal the not so natural and voluntary actshuh

Furthermoer, whenever thay advertise for VVIP subscription, what are the benefits they sell to viewers? Isnt it exclusive rights to mature/adult contents? In other words, subscribers pay for exclusive, unrestricted rights to sexxxual scenes. Now they chose to discard their most unique selling point? SMH. These murraforkers are misguided. Thay are lost. What tha fork!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:50am On Jun 19, 2013
klas: Hold on to your valuable dollar for now. There appear to be change in policy regarding showing intimate clips on bbvip since June 15. No more uploading of sexual scenes and all the ones initially uploaded have been removed. Except you think watching housemates take their shower is worth $8.
Ok. This is the confirmation I have been waiting for all season. That Big brother, his crew, the organisers and sponsores are all DUMMMB. First off, which is worse or meaner to air, their bath sessions or sexxxual sessions? taking ones bath can be deemed a natural act but not having sexxx in the house. so they chose to air the natural and compulsory acts but conceal the not so natural and voluntary actshuh

Furthermoer, whenever thay advertise for VVIP subscription, what are the benefits they sell to viewers? Isnt it exclusive rights to mature/adult contents? In other words, subscribers pay for exclusive, unrestricted rights to sexxxual scenes. Now they chose to discard their most unique selling point? SMH. These murraforkers are misguided. Thay are lost. What tha fork!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:44am On Jun 19, 2013
dmalam: Aboki, melvin can bring pokello to nigeria for ol i care....he shld jst win d money, by ol means!!!
Even if it includes forking Dellish in the house? That might soar his already dipping points you know
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:42am On Jun 19, 2013
THE AMAKA: Ok, I heard (read) on Facebook that in January 2014 they're gonna start a Big Brother South Africa hosted by Keagan. Does anyone know how true this is? Or is this a rumor started by bitter South African fans over Koketso's eviction?




Other than Selly and maybe Feza, I don't see Nando gelling in the Ruby house at all. He'll be so out of place. LOL
If true, then i'll be so disappointed. In the whole of south africa, the person they could come up with as host is keagan? That dimwi.t? what tha fork!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:40am On Jun 19, 2013
sholay2011: Forkadict...u need prayerz and a fervent deliverance session
Me sef know but na which church i go go for am i no know.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:16am On Jun 19, 2013
StateOfMind: @furladdict, maria volunteered to be moved to diamond house.

1-because of her friend dillish
2-because she wanted to move away from angelo, she was no longer comfortable in his presence and needed a new environment

*according to her*
Ok then. I thot she didnt have a choice and was put up by Sexy Selly. I missed the whole swapping thing.

But these housemates are the fakest set I have seen in a long while on this show. they say one thing this minute only for them to do the exact opposite the next minute. why cant they just be themselves?

Men big brother is really pressuring me into subscribing for the VIP sheet. Cos i no wan miss the juicy moments. Since denzel is gone, this is all there's left for me this season. so missing those moments will be a SIN
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:03am On Jun 19, 2013
@ klas,
Never mind. i didnt see your initial post on what went down. Ive seen it now.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:54am On Jun 19, 2013
klas: Interesting conversation between melvin, Hakeem and Nando

They were discussing who to move to rubies if they win on friday. Melvin vehemently opposed moving Maria back to rubies because she came to diamonds for Dillish.
Hakeem shot back - "She came here for you fool"
Nando added - You are sleeping here and she is there, fool"
Hakeem - "I had thought Nigerians were smart"
Melvin - "all I know, she did not come here for me"
Can you recall if Hakeem was weeeeding up when he made those statements? cos the last time i checked Maria didnt have a choice as per her movwing to diamonds so why is he making it seem like her moving was designed and executed by her? CLOWN
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:35am On Jun 19, 2013
klas: Hey. Feza and oneal. Fork Adict. Wake up. Your hope is about to be fulfilled.

Shebi Feza told biggie in the diary room that she had friendzoned oneal? Dis one na friend with benefit.


PS. Is as if they have deferred the ultimate act till another time.
Maguy what happened exactly? Pls give me the full low down. Spare no detail. Even if it will take 1000 pages, I go read am. How far did they go?

Now that Feza beach is beginning to pisss me off. She first announced that oneal was a friend and initially announced that her daughter would be watching her and so no sleeping in another mans bed or no sleeping with another man bla bla bla. Please don't get me wrong I have no qualms absolutely none whatsoever with any chic forking anyguy in the house but what I have a problem with and a massive one at that is girls forming holier than thou initially thereby leading me on only for then to reveal their true genetic make-up later. That disgusts me to my bone marrow.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:14pm On Jun 18, 2013
Are u guys sure biggie hasn't evicted Betty without or knowledge? Its either that or she iss now invisible. I have been chilling @ diamonds for a while now & I havnt seen her.

I will be glad if any of the nominees for eviction can wrestle ethiopia from her hands. What a lost child. Mtscheeeew
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:03pm On Jun 18, 2013
Nando looking daper in his new hairdo. Really looks good on him
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:49pm On Jun 18, 2013
Kslib: See d way pokello dey shake her mouth like nyash when she dey chew food..
Omo men she too dey serious anytime she dey chop. I con tire
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:56pm On Jun 18, 2013
No audio. What the fork is this?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:51pm On Jun 18, 2013
Sexily Endowed: Amaka pls for the love of God leave us men alone. Beverley is not ugly but she is also not my type and it has nothing to do with her complexion because my girlfriend is her complexion. So let it rest already. Thank you.
@ the amala (pun intended)

You don hear am so? That's from another guy in the building. Most of us DO NOT FIND BEV attractive nor sexy. So deal with it. And just cut the bullsheet about this your 'entire or inentire package'

Now can we have some nice updates please. Has any housemate forked anyone else?

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