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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:40pm On Jun 18, 2013
StateOfMind: I as a nigerian also never heard of bev too until she entered the house. It was after she got into the house I re-watched some of the videos she featured in to figure her out.
Den its like u aint so big on the naija entertainment gist. I very much knew when she was engaged to 2shot and also when they haad the engagement called off. Altho I was wondering what could have gone so terribly wrong within such a short span. Now I know much better and I'm so happy for 2shotz. Otherwise the guy for hear wen.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:17pm On Jun 18, 2013
Ol boy, see wetin I see.

Selly was bent over a couch in a dogggy position and angelo was dry humping her from the rear in line with biggies tast for today 'Be sexxy' or something of that sort and believe me guys dat was real sexy of selly...
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:11pm On Jun 18, 2013
miss sparkle: And I am ready for ani1 who wants to exchange unpleasant words between myself and amaka today! I ready 4 una, weda south african, ghanian, nigerian...believe me I'm bored and I have time!
Egbami ke, eleyi ma ti fa igbo yo

(Help, dis one don smoke weed bellefull o)
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:14pm On Jun 18, 2013
otumfour: fork is juz kidding lol, and this is coming from spoon grin
Lmao.

@ itsmodella. I was only kidding. Ever since africa evicted my denzel, I ceased to give two forks about the show. So if anybody likes, he can vote for any housemate based on complexion, booooty size or deak size. I really don't give a sheet
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:02pm On Jun 18, 2013
russello: Who say "Beverry" nor sweet?
btw she has this celebrity outlook which none of the housemate come close to (yes! i just said that).

But as a Man (personally speaking), as far as sexual attraction is concern i'm nat going to look her way in the midst of some other housemates.


https://i0.wp.com/thenetng.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Ada-Beverly-Osu.jpg
Thanks for echoing what I said earlier. I said the same thing and the amaka wan kill herself o. Whether na by force to dey sexually attractive to person ni
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:52pm On Jun 18, 2013
THE AMAKA: Don't be a hypocrite. So people can save Dellish, Pokello or whoever else for something as superficial as their like but can't do the same for Motamma & her booty/body?
Have a seat. ----> \_
Ok.

@ ALL,

The Amaka says we should vote for Motama cos of her beautiful booooty.

U happy now?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m):
StateOfMind: Na wa for you o furk addict, na so selly dey hunger you..anyway, f you eventually go to ghana on a selly-furking-spree, please come back to this thread to give me the gist.
MY top 3 fantasies in that house are Pokello, Selly and Dellish in that order. The edge Pokello has over Selly is that angellic complexion of hers. Had she been dark, then Selly would heve easily emerged numero uno.

You sef wey be chic, check her out na. Nice boooobs, lovely asssss, flat stomach, sexxxy eyes and the way she plays with her tongue. Chineke meeee!

Oh Selly, Oh my selly...

@ All,
Please let us start voting for her now inanticipation of her nomination for eviction. Selly mmo...
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 3:33pm On Jun 18, 2013
StateOfMind: Hmmnnnn, now I need nando in the ruby house. Selly told bigbrother yesterday that she has a crush on nando and thinks he's cute but is scared of having him in the ruby house because sulu would not be happy about it. She said in as much as she really likes nando, she's not ready to jeopardise her relationship with sulu.

In my opinion, I think selly is faking this. She's cool with any dude that gives her attention. Unfortunately for her, The only dude close to giving her attention apart from sulu is her own 'brother', elikam.

Same selly told fatima she thinks bimp is cute and asked if bimp has a girlfriend. Fatima said , yes, he has a gf outside the house and she even mentioned her name. Selly then replied, I mean, does he have a girlfriend in the house.
I echo that. I need nando in Rubys or selly in diamonds. But i think i will prefer if she moved to diamonds to avoid any unnecessary complications Sulu might want to pose. Besides selly strikes me like the chic that will fork wella in the house. No bullsheeting. she strikes me as a what-you-see-is-what-you-get kinda chic. No hidden charges. i fit find her go Ghana sef when BBA finish grin
StateOfMind: Hmmnnnn, now I need nando in the ruby house. Selly told bigbrother yesterday that she has a crush on nando and thinks he's cute but is scared of having him in the ruby house because sulu would not be happy about it. She said in as much as she really likes nando, she's not ready to jeopardise her relationship with sulu.

In my opinion, I think selly is faking this. She's cool with any dude that gives her attention. Unfortunately for her, The only dude close to giving her attention apart from sulu is her own 'brother', elikam.

Same selly told fatima she thinks bimp is cute and asked if bimp has a girlfriend. Fatima said , yes, he has a gf outside the house and she even mentioned her name. Selly then replied, I mean, does he have a girlfriend in the house.
I echo that. I need nando in Rubys or selly in diamonds. But i think i will prefer if she moved to diamonds to avoid any unnecessary complications Sulu might want to pose. Besides selly strikes me like the chic that will fork wella in the house. No bullsheeting. she strikes me as a what-you-see-is-what-you-get kinda chic. No hidden charges. She just needs to meet the guy she likes thats all. I fit find her go Ghana sef when BBA finish
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 2:55pm On Jun 18, 2013
dmalam: Maria; "i do sleep on melvin's bed bcs its closer to d a.c than my bed"

Whts d meanng of dt?
Its means that her bed is very very far from the ac and Melvin's bed is very very close to the ac. Na german she talk?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:17pm On Jun 18, 2013
grin
ozodigboo: Ehen, no be for bed them go first sleep before dem f^ck ?
Sofri sofri abeg.
Before, Melvin no gree anybody touch am.
Now, Maria don touch - yesterday she sleep for hin bed but dem no touch.
This morning, as dem wake up, Melvin cuddle am.
Tomorrow now, dem go kiss.....
Then, by thursday, dem go begin plan rendezvous date.
Na wa to u o ! u no understand ?
Maria na baadt gurl na.
By the time she go ''wash and set '' Melvin finish, una go sabi say una guy no get action.
grin
ozodigboo: Ehen, no be for bed them go first sleep before dem f^ck ?
Sofri sofri abeg.
Before, Melvin no gree anybody touch am.
Now, Maria don touch - yesterday she sleep for hin bed but dem no touch.
This morning, as dem wake up, Melvin cuddle am.
Tomorrow now, dem go kiss.....
Then, by thursday, dem go begin plan rendezvous date.
Na wa to u o ! u no understand ?
Maria na baadt gurl na.
By the time she go ''wash and set '' Melvin finish, una go sabi say una guy no get action.
OK so i get hope be dat.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:11pm On Jun 18, 2013
jessyz: Lol. Delish was voted for, because of her pretty face, pokelo was saved by 8 african countries because of her beautiful skin and shape. Why can't we apply the same rule to Motama?
Ok. i don hear you.

@ ALL,
Please let us all vote to save Motama because of her 'beautiful booooty' Lol. How does that even sound sef?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:12pm On Jun 18, 2013
russello: Exactly what i can't seems to get!
Are you sure this guys are aware of their age?
Elikeem - 24 attracted to Fatima - 30, Pokello - 27, and Feza - 25 (all single mothers)?

How are we sure this guys are aware of their age?
Some guys naturally have a thing for dating older women. maybe he's in that clique
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:08pm On Jun 18, 2013
jessyz: Motama is such a beautiful girl. But unfortunately she's not being noticed like d other girls in d house. She has a butt to die for. Pls let's vote for her.
SO i should vote for her because of her buttt?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:24am On Jun 18, 2013
russello: Btw, @fork adict what is your assessment of Fatima so far?
Do you think she will be good for a date? cheesy I just dey feel her somehow
Really and truely and contrary to what many folks on her think, I love the chic. Facially, shes ok and also she hasnt got a bad figure. cooks quite well (altho i never chop her food before o) she's also intelligent and to cap it all, I love her spoken english. Hers and Pokellos. I literally have an erection just listening to them speak english. They both have such huge effect on me.

But somehow, shes not a clear favourite. Sad about that sha. But yeah, i really like her
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:19am On Jun 18, 2013
ItsModella: Was he not who shaved his head with a shaving stick? Little wonder why he has so many scars on his head.
Daaaaaaannnnm!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:17am On Jun 18, 2013
safarigirl: @forkadict, na from sleeping on top person bed na im dem dey do the main thing na, just exercise patience, na only week 4. Please, I want to address this beleif that money must be given to the 'most entertaining' housemate. I don't subscribe to just dashing 300k to one pangolo head just because he displayed stewpidity and/or brazenness. Please 300k no be 10 naira, na entertainer with sense deserve that money, na wetin make me delete Nando, Dellish and Hakeem for my winners list....as far as I'm concerned, the only people sensible enough to handle 300k right now in no particular order are: 1. Elikem- Don't like his game plan. But he gets people talking, as a designer, we have an idea as to how and where he intends to invest the money, that alone makes him eligible. 2. Pokello- She's not exactly entertaining, but her make-up regimen and whatever she has going on with Elikem now makes her stand out. Her shoe obsession and sales tells about how she'll invest the money. 3. Sulu- His antics really make him stand out as an entertainer. His being involved in the transport business shows he has where to spend the money, and that being his forte, he'll take it more seriously. 4. Bimp- He isn't exactly an entertainer, but he is an intellectual and he strikes me as someone who's passionate about Africa and Africans, he's someone I can trust to do justice to 300k. 5. Melvin- The love Septagon he has with Dellish, Maria, Selly, Feza and Motamma is enough entertainment to make this fella stand out. He may seem quiet and unassuming but with a BSc in Chemistry and an MSc in Business administration, he is far from a pangolo head and is worthy of 300K. His struggle to succeed is noteworthy cos this dude has been in countless competitions and has refused to be deterred by the 2nd position he ALWAYS ends up with. That speaks a lot of his resilience and strong character, two things necessary in handling an amount that large. Dear NLers, what do you think of my list? Apologies for the jamjam, na kpalasa phone I dey use type.
Trust me to tackle you na, anytime wey you fork up and you don fork up so. (Just kidding)

Priority of who africa should or shouldnt bless with USD300,00 (my head dey always turn anytime i call dis money)is who deserves to win the money. If the eventual winner walks off the stage and straight into a beer parlouer to squander the money to the last cent is and matter of fact should not be our business. Our contract's term was 'entertain us and we will make you USD300,000 (Fork addict shivers a little here) better off'. And that is what we should do. We should make the winner earn the dough. This is what makes it different from charity.

If we were to give the money to anyone that has the potential to best manage the dough, then why do we need to have a show called BBA? Why not bring the money straight to Mr. Fork addict and let him invest it profitably? This is Big brother africa and not some United nations wey dey give grants
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:34am On Jun 18, 2013
[quote author=lumeviews.com]The "writers" on the official big brother site can't write to save their lives. Either amateurs or just full of crap![/quote]So forking true.

Visited one day and read an article where they referred to dellish as 'Zambian lass'. I was like WTF! These people must be clowns
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:03am On Jun 18, 2013
Never in my two year old membership of nairaland have i partaken in a thread this engaging. At 127 pages and still counting. And with an average of about 15 posts per page, I have read every single post starting with the very first.

@ Fork addict, omo you don try. even if nobody hail me, i go hail myself.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:57am On Jun 18, 2013
safarigirl: ehem!

As usual, maria took position in Melvin's bed...this time she earned herself a cuddle.

As usual also, it was Bimp and Bev sharing a bed, which earned her a 'goodnight babe' from him (make Bimp fiancee catch am)

Elikem returned to Pokello's bed after nominating her (and dem say I dey beef the bros, why not?), she allegedly cuffed him to avoid any attempts to escape to Fatima- I no see that one sha.

That is all for 'who slept in who's bed' as far as I know
I am tired of the who-slept-in-whos-bed gist. I want real action gist abegi.

na who fork who i wan hear now not who slept in whos bed
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:53am On Jun 18, 2013
Zimbomatic: Thank u guys for voting pokello, had annabe known she would have replaced herself with melvin. Hope 9ja wins the confeds though
Altho thats a tough call, we will definitely try our best to win it. Thanks for the well wish tho
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:48am On Jun 18, 2013
[quote author=*Semuhle*Baby*]I do not want to stir more trouble but one thing i have noticed is that Nigerian women do not like other African women or should i say in particularly from South Africa and it seems Ghana too.

A lot of South African women have experienced this "do not steal our men thing" or even "bad looks" in general. I once was invited to a Nigerian wedding.


Wow the way some of the women were squeezing their faces and were not friendly at all and i could tell they were not happy i was there. I eventually left early because it was so bad. Why is this?[/quote]Trust me, you were delusional baby. you were only imagining stuffs in your head. We even get time for naija ni? so we are so jobless to the extent that you took all our attention and retained it all the while you were at the wedding ceremony. Cos you are Miss world or Miss Universe? What a clown!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:36am On Jun 18, 2013
safarigirl: the fact that people are saying selly is finer than Beverly and are even saying Beverly is straight up ugly...that's my beef.

I usually don't make selly my problem....that's Hakeem's post, why una just dey see my post? Or is it cos I put up pics to trump the idea that mgbeke selorm is finer than my bev
I don tell the Amaka before but i guess you missed that post. I will gladly empty my bank account for a full day romp with selly but only an extreme konji will make me go to bed with beverly even if shes willing to pay me.

You sef look the 2 of them now, kai.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:27am On Jun 18, 2013
safarigirl: lol, see vexing o. How e dry do you?

Everyone here will testify to the fact that I'm not team Bev....that's miss sparkles.....I just don't like elikem's game, trying to juggle three women isn't cool. If he was involved with Fatima and feza, why toast pokello? Dude isn't straightforward and that isn't ayoba in my books.

As for Selly...why you no para when your bros talk say Beverly wowo? Na only the one wey I talk na im you see abi?

Bros abeg go sleep, the nomination of elikem must be getting to you
Is elikem really trying to joggle 3 women? Where do you guys get your conjectures from? He hit on Feza quite alright and Feza rejected him. He later became close to fatima and both of them had on a number of occassions made it clear that they arent in a relationship. then, he moved to ruby and he met Pokello, liked her and asked her out. How does this translate to joggling 3 women?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:24am On Jun 18, 2013
GH KWAME: Tell me, what has Ghana done to you? Your invectives against Ghanaian housemates are similar to Beverly's, I think you are related to her.
I think either you or beverly have a bitter experience against a Ghanaian or in Ghana.
On nomination day, Beverly nominates Selly and refuses to save her all because "she was lazy"
Selly only moved Beverly to Diamond house, come and see fire and brimstone from Beverly and your good self.
In beverly's own mouth to Melvin " I did not want to mention it earlier, but ghana girls are like that sha".
Me think in order not to get in trouble with Nigeria, Selly swapped Beverly (may be she might have sensed Beverly had a preconceived hate for her).
To proof Selly bores no malice against Nigeria, her first choice for swap to go back to rubies was Melvin, but Biggie rejected for obvious reasons.
Melvin is cool with both Elikem and Selly, so why?
I really do not get this back and forth, going round in circles thingy. many guys have told you that we diss whoever we are not feeling their game. I'm sure you are aware that we have dissed Beverly and that is a nigerian. A few guys have also dissed melvin. Now @safarigirl disses Elikem and selly, you turn it into a Ghana-naija cyber war. Com'on man be reasonable. Aghhhh
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:05am On Jun 18, 2013
[quote author=Royal^Pearl^]Big brother said that one housemate will definitely be leaving from the Ruby house so someone is going home.[/quote]I'm not sure you got him tho. He said at least 1 person would be evicted on sunday. That person could come from either house
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:20pm On Jun 17, 2013
Tash is adressing her fellow housemates. First she apologises for her initial outbursts after biggie announced her name as a nominee for eviction. After Biggie announced the potential evictees, she exclaimed 'why do they hate me so much in this house' or something of the sort.
Next she's kinda asking them to empathise with her that its traumatising being on eviction list everyweek and also asking them to please tell her what she could be doing wrong.

Now listen up beach, everymonday, you also go into the chat room and nominate 2 people and it only unfortunate that its your name that crops up every week. This is not a game for the psychologically weak tash, so deal with it.
Then this is where you should know what you sighned up for. If you truly feel that you are up to the game then you need not be scared of being nominated 13 straight weeks. Munya of BB all stars was nominated at least 9 times and he was returned each time and finished 1st runner up. You have only been nominated 4 times and you are playing martyr. Mtsheeew!

Tash is trying to whip up not only africas sentiments but those of her housemates as well. I guess she feels that after the sermon, if she's lucky to be saved yet again, then her housemates won't nominate her for a few more weeks thereby bringing her closer to the finale.

If her housemates were like me, and she gets saved this week, we will nominate her again next monday and the monday after that & the one after that. Nonsense
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:44pm On Jun 17, 2013
dominique: An insecure person can not fare well in this game. She thinks the houemates hate her. I feel bad for her sha
On a second thot, she could be acting just to whip up africas sentiments. Cos a voter may tend to be like 'na wetin, na only tash dey the house?'
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:39pm On Jun 17, 2013
[quote author=C'est moi]i want bolt to leave nxt sun.dnt lyk d guy.twas a tough decision 4 bassey.nt easy to be HoH.[/quote]Wetin hard for there? You can't be close to everybody in the house. So when you are asked to swap just save someone you are close to or at least you are comfortable with and replace with one that you are not close to. Simple. Is this what you are painting as rocket science?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:14pm On Jun 17, 2013
THE AMAKA: I'm not talking about your sexxual perversion, i'm talking about the entire package. After reading your comment people are still gonna try and convince me it has nothing to do with color? Ok. No wonder so many Nigerian women of today are subscribing to skin lightening products.

https://www.ghanatoghana.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Ghana-Musician-Praye-Tietia-216x300.jpg
Define what you mean by 'entire package' now or forever hold ur peace. Cos all along we have been talking about beauty & hotness and ont know how far fetched that is from sexiness & sexxx. So from where the fork cometh entire & inentire package?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:30pm On Jun 17, 2013
[quote author=Royal^Pearl^]PLease i think it is part of her strategy. She wants to appear "good" in africa's eyes besides she knows that Melvin has a good chance to remain in the house, so it would be pointless gaining more enemies. At the end of the day, votes count.[/quote]I really don't believ all this strong player bullsheet comin from a fellow housemate. How can you tell for shizzle who is a strong contender & who isn't? Afterall you both were cut off the outside world.

Alex of BB amplified dissed & openly wrote off wendull cos he thot he was weak. But we all know better.

Personally I prefer the 'an eye for an eye & a deak for a deak measure' its very fair & checks cheating. You may ask Feza & betty
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:21pm On Jun 17, 2013
Annabel saves herself & replaces with motamma
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:15pm On Jun 17, 2013
Bassey saves pokello & replaces with oneal

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