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dmalam: walahi uv spoken my mind....let smbody pls explain melvin's game plan

Analyst Safarigirl can assist you with your request

Oloun mugu no suppose come NL BBA thread o, otherwise my fellow nairaland analysts go don sell am tey tey before he soji. Selly is this, selly is that...

My fellow NL analysts, I hail o

StateOfMind: Selly is unpredictable, yes, but a deep thinker and strategist? Nah. She's bringing more drama to the bba house but not in anyway making herself go further in the game.

God bless you for this. She's only acting like a demi god cos she's HOH. Besides all those choices of hers are inspired by personal beef. E.g sending bev 2 diamonds was cos bev was involved in the lk4-koki-selly-bev love quadrangle. Sending any of these people over to diamonds would have produced the same effect as sending bev did.

Then her decision to save biguesas & replace him with koki was fuelled bt the same reason cited above. She was bent on smashing that love quadrangle and I guess that's because she was involved in it. Had she been neutral from the word go, I might have considered her choices as strategic.

Next to todays swap. Her request for feza & fatima I feel was influenced by elikem. So why are you folks raining accolades on her and reading all sorts of conjectures to her decisions like she's an authority in strategy? I won't even be surprised if her refusal to reunite hacleo is also backed by beef. My theory is she may have the hots for hakeem and since hakeem aint looking her way, she decided that his reunion with cleo is on a long thing as long as she is in charge.

sholay2011: Selly has made BBAtheChase worth watching.

Personally, i feel you guys are only overhyping this chic. She doesnt strike me as someone that strategically deep. Ex-housemates like Itai and Yacob proved themselves to be master strategists but not Selly please. The only credit i give to her is her refusal to reunite Hacleo against all odds thats all.

Sharingan: How come fatima used her 'power of no' to exclude nando from participating but selly didnt get a chance to even use hersBIGGIE this ur kpam kpam kolo aka the chase get as e deyoooo

LOL @ kpam kpam kolo.

if true, then this is the height of Biggies confusion. it cant be worse than this

fellis: Please do you know beverly in real life? Did she ask you to campaign for her on the internet after she enters the house?

Na only her you see?

You no see sholay and dellish? or safarigirl and melvin?

miss sparkle: Beverly is a real naija girl, she no sabi form... She's real! She says it as it is and I find her really entertaining. Melvin on d oda hand just laughs all day, na laugh we go chop?? Abeg I'll choose beverly ova n ova again!

God bless you for this. Abeg help me shout am for @safarigirl ear. E be like say the guy sef too like food. i have seen him on a number of occassions eating at very unholy times like 1 or 2am SA time.

sholay2011: Melvin! Na wa for u and dis Annabel oh.

Wetin happen? abeg yarn me tori

safarigirl: okay tell me how many short,fat, gossipping Mr. Ibu wannabes have won since the 'new era'. The power of numbers will always trump Sulu's entertainment value (if gossiping counts as entertainment)....gossips NEVER win BBA, no matter how 'entertaining', after we kick out fellow gossips like Biguesas, Natasha and Hakeem, we shall give Baba Sulu red card. Don't worry, NL will be here for you to vent when that happens.

Like your Uti wasnt a gossip? or if you wanna deny, what do you call talking about 'borites' behind their backs with the others in his camp?

Mind you if you check my post on page 89 i already mentioned that sulu might not go far. So i really dont get your point in trying to make me know that which i have already known.

I have been campaigning against sentimental voting in BBA on NL and i will continue to with the hope that one day, africa will learn to always vote for entertainers and not Mr fine boy, mr cool-with-everybody like wendull and very soon Melvin.

@ Safarigirl,

i even prefer beverly to Melvin cos bev can make you hold your breath for an hour in anticipation of the bomb she'll drop any minute. that excitement can even qualify as entertainment to me. what i dislike about her is the fact that she shouts when talking to people no matter the proximity of the person shes talking to. altho she has toned that down a bit.

To other observations, I really like the power of no twist introduced this season. that is my definition of a real twist. definitely more effective and more meaningful than the crush and house swap bullsheet

safarigirl: sulu go just end up like Denzel, (1) Bimp sef has a higher chance of winning. The Mr-fine-boy-all-the-females-want-me has a higher chance of winning, ask Richard, Ricco and Uti (2). Like I said before, everyone has their idea of entertainment, gurls are more inclined to prefer romance, the suave gentleman and his dear damsel, and since it's FEMALES that mostly vote...not MALES, and girls don't wanna see no fat taxi driver who likes to gossip when he's not acting like Mr. Ibu as opposed to a hunky brutha who's cool with everyone (3). Btw, the Couple of the year happened to be on the same bed, and Melvin n Bev were teaching the housemates igbo insults.

(1) I know that and i already acknowledged it in my post.

(2) Precedence cited from the first 3 editions of the show do not actually reflect reality cos the show was relatively new, DSTV was still exclusively reserved for the big boys (no be now wey person wey dey stay face-me-i-slap-you dey get am), same with the internet. It wasnt this much available. To butress my point, that Richard guy hailed from Tanzania. tell me going by recent developments in the show, when next you think a Tanzanian will win Big brother?
Big brother the revolution heralded the new big brother era. so for these reasons, i will strike out Ricco and Richard's cases as valid illustrations.

Kevin wasnt a mr-all-the-girls-want-me kinda dude. If there was any real relationship in that edition, it was JEMMA (jeremy and Emma) but still jeremy didnt win. As for Uti's win, that can be ascribed to the skewed selection of housemates in that season in his favour. He was clearly the hottest dude in the house that season so no big deal if he won. and note that he also had some personal effect unlike your darling Melvin wey just dey form fine boy all over the house and he isnt even the hottest.


BB Amplified and stargame did not produce a mr-all-the-girls-want-me winner either. I doubt if seydou who was about the hottest dude in BB stargame would have won even if he hadnt chosen to evict himself voluntarily. My point here is that i dont agree with the Mr-fine-boy-all-the-girls-want-me having a higher chance of winning.

(3) I agree with you on the point that everyone has his idea of entertainment. And i have times without number and in very clear terms defined my idea of entertainment. Can you define yours and let me rate your darling melvin against your own indices.

I kinda missed an incident that hapened between sulu & selly that might earn sulu my boy a strike one. He smashed a piece of glass maybe a drinkin glass, I can't tell for shizzle cos I missed the occurrence

@ Ghboy, nice one.

I watched the highlight show today and saw a crazy demo by sulu when he was going downstairs for the morning exercises. He mimicked the way a woman with very big assss walks. It was so funny. The intriguing part of this story is that there is an elderly folk staying with me @ the momen & she just had to laugh @ d clip. Now, that's what I look out for in housemates. Give me value for my time. Make me laff, inform me on any subject, capture and hold my interest with your talent etc. No be say make you dey form Mr cool or Mr every-female-housemate-likes-me-&-wants-to-date me or mrs fine. MtsheeEw

Altho he might not go far, I am now officially signed on to team sulu

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StateOfMind: I just watched a couple of housemates' shower hour for the first time. Kai Its not easy to be on a reality show like bba. Everyone knows what you look like without clothes...

Most of the bosoms are facing south

Number 1 on the list of those breassts facing south is dellish. Meanwhile my Pokello breassts standa well well.

D girl just dey totori my head...

safarigirl: There hasn't been a bba wedding/engagement since Meryl n Mwisho, biggie wants to change that, HACLEO must get engaged. Biguesas and Natasha can have their fat people's date, uncle mute will be going home on sunday sha, won't be watching the yeye rendezvous room until my Melvin gets his turn.....I mos def ain't watching immature Hakeem and Cleo (who's just as boring as Hakeem anyway, rapper wey dey dull, at least Feza sings most times).

If I get your point, Biggie wants to 'force' another engagement in the house this year? Bear in mind that Mwisho and meryl's case happened naturally. Biggie doesnt have to subject the housemates to thr rigour of forcefully crushing on people, attending forced dates etc. matter of fact even if Biggie sets up 1 million dates within the 91 days that the show would air, if the housemates do not feel they want to toe the path of engagement, then nothing will happen. he will only be wasting the viewers time by making us watch those dates. like you already stated that you will not watch Bigesuas/Tash dates and also Hacleo's dates. and i am positive that many viewers share your sentiments in this regard, So whats the need?

I am yet to fully understand what Biggies hopes to achieve with the crush thingy and also the swapping of housemates after the arena games. When you introduce twists to show like this, they must have a decisive effect on the outcome of the show. A sound & well thot thru twist is the save and replace of housemates nominated for eviction by the HOH in the chat room.

I can struggle to understand the swapping of housemates but the crush one, I just cant.

Am I missing something? can anyone help me understand the relevance of these 2 events in the outcome of the show?

When i watched the highlights show on africa magic yesternight, i saw Elikem sharing a bed with Pokello and selly and i was like WTF! Ogbeni, you be Mike adenuga, wey you dey share bed with two bad asssss hot chics? i could give anything to trade places with the dude.

Meanwhile, I wnat to see more of Cleo's freestyle spits. the girl dey dull me gaan. And i just don't know why, I feel hakeem isnt good enough for her.

As for Angelo, Nothing has given me serious concern about his personality or his conduct in the house. But i wish to know what his personal hygiene is like. Cos he looks like someone that will have issues with body odour.

Then, i focused so much on Bigesuas yesterday and I couldnt but ask myself. 'In the depths of this guy's heart, does he really think he's worthy of being on the show in the first instance, talk more of winning a whole USD300,000? SMH

On to Bassey. In the absence of my main niggy DENZEL, i feel he won't be a bad housemate to keep up with even tho, I see him as the third Naija rep in the house. Forget the fact that he's from Sleone.

Now, I have taken an official position concerning hakeem and this is unlikely to change till either he's evicted or till day 91. Whichever comes first.

Hakeem IMHO, is a very vulgar and disgusting guy. The subject of many of his discussions, the instances he cites as examples to butress any point he makes is farting. Once, i saw him tell Feza that he was expecting her somehwere but Feza was about to go to bed at the time. he said and i quote 'If you don't come , i'll fart in your face' I have heard him use this same disgusting expression at least on two other occassions. My problem with this is no matter the school of thot you subscribe to, farting in anyone's presence is downright rude, uncouth and repulsive. For hakeem to feel so comfortable doing and saying nasty stuffs like this on continental tv, one can only imagine what he is like in real life and without the cameras. at this point i can not but feel pity for Cleo. she go smell mess ehn, her belle go swell die

What a disgusting murraforker!

@ GHBOY.

I was very much impressed by your post on Elikem. You took a very objective and sensible stand not minding the fact that he's a fellow compatriot. I can not but commend this. Please keep it up

aodis: Na lie, they were voting bigesia.

Ope o! Thank God o! i nearly get heart attack when some jokers said all the babes in the other house wanted to date Melvin. Omo men, I don nearly die

safarigirl: I swear that Denzel dude is a clown, just saw this on his twitter handle @DenzelUG: "Oh no! I just got a disturbing news. Is it true, Paris Jackson attempted suicide cos I was evicted from BBA Thechase?" note the suicide attempt gist came the evening he was evicted. Btw, his landlady has increased his rent after learning he was on BBA.

That's my guy. Ever jovial. No down moment with him. That's the guy africa asked to leave the very first week. SMH

I have been watching this sulu guy for a while now. Closely scrutinizing him to see what stuff (if any) he's made of. Altho still undecided and reluctant to comit, I think I like what I'm seeing especially his drunken antics. lol

But why hasn't anyone on this thread mentioned anything about pokello & elikem? They are both an item now and that,s official. Yesternite while he was in pokello,s bed, he requested for a kiss and moments later he covered them both with the blanket and I heard tongues interlocking.

I confirmed that they definitely kissed because when he was leaving for his bed he thanked her for making his night. The dude is so desperate for pussssy. Konji don turn hin brAin upside down. From feza to fatima and now to pokello?

StateOfMind: Ik mentioned the first day that there wouldn't be immediate disqualification, but strikes. And after 3strikes, then disqualification may follow.

He actually said so but I think ther should be speciAl cases that could result in an outright disqualification of a housemate e.g in a cAse where A housemate gets physical with Another

Kslib: Selly has been warned by biggie not to engage in any act of misbehaviour twice again or face disqualification...

Better.

Kslib: Selly is on the verge of being evicted from the show for pouring a drink on pokello.. Biggie showed the clip to the diamond house and both houses are listening to her explanation now... She's in the diary room now..

WTF! What the hell is wrong with Biggie? Why is he just addressing an incident that happened almost 72 hrs ago? He should have evicted her within 24 hrs if that act was seen as one that warranted disqualification. This reaction is too delayed man.

sholay2011: Team Annabel Melvin shud av saved Biguesa (he is not really a threat compared to Bolt) and replaced him with Betty (repeating the lk4-koketso saga) from a game point of view.

But it may also backfire if the two evicted housemates are all from ruby house. So, I think the best thing Melvin shud have done is save Bolt and replace him with Betty!

First of, how do you as a fellow housemate know whether or not another housemate is strong? except for naija and Zimbabwean male contestants that have that status of 'strong contender' bequeathed on them by default.

Second, i dont see nothing wrong in saving Bolt but I'm not comfortable with swapping Bolt for annabel. betty or fatima would have made better options.

Third, I feel his choice of swapping Bolt with Annabel might compromise his chances in east africa later on in the show.

Fourth, tho i may be wrong here, but is he not quite close to Annabel? If not then no qualms. But if so, this should be considered a serious act of treachery and should be treated as such by africa

[quote author=lumeviews.com]BIG BROTHER & I.K'S FLAWS!

If big brother himself was a contestant, he would definitely be up for eviction if not already kicked out. This season, he has ultimately become a bully and makes too many grammatical blunders. Some warnings sound like threats and are totally uncalled for. Big brother doesn’t seem to be too bright either considering the way he takes longer than i do to get the contestants’ response to his questions with his continous emphasis on “elaborate”, “give a different reason”, blah blah blah…

Case in point, during Biguesas’ nomination session this morning (Day 15), he stated that he was nominating Bolt and Dillish basically because of the same reason – for exchanging words and trading insults – i see absolutely nothing wrong with that and it was quite pointless for big brother to bully him into giving another reason for the second nomination where there was absolutely none.

Another thing i can’t help but notice this season is the variance in treatment of the housemates. You get the feeling he sucks up to certain individuals like Motamma; he is neutral to most (like he should be); as for a few others, he addresses them in very harsh tones e.g his constant picking on Nando. I thought they said it was only a game! This partiality reminds me of Howard Webb.

Big brother’s schoolboy errors have not gone unnoticed either. During the ‘head of house’ task last week...

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SOURCE: THE CHASE – WHAT IS WRONG WITH IK AND BIG BROTHER?[/quote]I elaborated on Biggie's poor grammer in my very first post on this thread and I also stated my preference of the female big brother.

Unfortunately IK has his own grammer issues too. Sometimes when he wants to introduce an act or an evicted housemate, he says 'Please make welcome...' I doudbt if this is correct. Please welcome... should do. Please make welcome? LMAO

StateOfMind: ^^and screaming oshio baba is the peak of entertainment to africa? And won't make the housemates nominate him? Seriously, its okay to be loyal to one's country and her representative but you guys are overhyping melvin

Take 1 billion kisses from fork addict. Muah, muah, muah...

I have been watching with broken heart how many folks on NL have sacrificed logic and reason on the alter of sentiment. @ safarigirl even boldly stated ' bba is first about sentiment. All that entertainment value wey you dey yarn na opata' and I was shocked.

Well, whtever rocks their boat sha. I have never and I will never support anyhousemate Just cos he's a compatriot. Give me what I want and give it to me hard. Then I will support you but not before

safarigirl: Melvin is exactly 5 years older than her (she's 23, he'll be 28 this month). I've got a feeling Dellish won't be able to hold out much longer, bf or not. I give her 4 more weeks....I trust my guy, naija no dey carry last, @kslib, tell state of mind o, she no know sey zimbos dey fear Melvin like oyibo dey fear malaria.

& what happens if melvon gets swapped to the other house? Or you forgot to factor that into your equation?