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quote author=safarigirl]na me go be Treasurer, Sholay go be secretary and Kslib/Warlord go be VP[/quote][quote author=god_of_music]Melvin should stop hiding inside his shell and go tell Dillish how he feels about her already....MELISH would be a VERY good voting team i would be the CHAIRMAN![/quote]Abeg me sef wan join. Na me go be P.R.O.








Na bad publicity I go take kill the team. Mellish ko, Gbellish ni

Never in my years of watching big brother have I met a charceter whom I find so difficult to make a decision whether to love or hate or not to give a fork about like beverly. Some housemates that I have loved and loved naturally in present or past seasons are Denzel, Zainab BB stargame, Emma BB the revolution, Tatiana BB all stars, kelvin BB the revolution, Munya BB all stars,Meryl BB allstars and a few others. Some that I have despised right from the word go are Hakeem, Karen & Luclay BB Amplified, Prezzo & DKB of BB stargame, Hannington BB all stars, and a few others. While the bulk of the rest I don't give a sheet about. But with Beverly, I have studied, scrutinized and analysed her and the more I try to take a stance, the more confused I get. Sometimes I love her, sometimes I despise her and sometimes I will be like hmm 'whatever'. That chic is just an enigma.

spade: PS: Nando's leadership skills are terrible.

He will do well if he were to lead an all female crew

SAGirl: Hi Amaka (you know you are my namesake :-)),

I never liked either of them, and I still don't understand what Africa's obsession was with Luclay and Karen. That still goes down in history as the most boring BBA season ever (in my opinion, but I've only watched the show since 2010)...

I quite agree with you in totality on this. Two lunatics that were always screaming like they had pepper in their anusses. i dont understand africa's obsession with them two either. Thats beside the point that the most undeserved winner in the history of the show wendull ended up winning the moola. Is there even any difference between Bigesuas and wendull?

[quote author=GARRI~ WARLORD]LMAO!!!! See as selly drop bucket of water pick race when that fish begin call her name...[/quote]Ever since Denzel left the house and apart from a few of Sulu's drunken antics, this is the series that has made me laugh. It started day before yesterday with pokello & fatima. Very funny stuffs

ozodigboo: This is what has made him always SECOND POSITION in all d competitions he has registered - Gulder Ultimate , Mr. Nigeria etc
To come FIRST POSITION, you must give something extra.
If he doesn't take time, in this bba, he will come SECOND POSITION again.

And next year, he will apply for Project Fame, or Glo Naija sings or Nigerian idol

safarigirl: Na rubies go win the arena task, Diamonds will be too tired...we pray Feza swaps Pastor O'neil, our brother in the Lord, for Melvin.

LMAO. But why you dey call the guy pastor/ because he too dey read bible? Abi he perform miracle for the house ni?

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dmalam: thy wr ol asleep...beverly woke up frst, d kind shout wey she shout ba,na typical agbero shout.......i nearly choke bcs of lafta...
na melvin i jst dey pity, d guy dey chop!!

na only food that one sabi. he suppose hook up wit Pokello. na so dem go dey chop like refugees. Mtscheeew!

ozodigboo: Bassey confided to her that he is g*y. He never told anyone b4. And Fatima is uncomfortable with d info.

No surprises there. I guessed the day i saw him and Angelo share that narrow bed of theirs. I mean 2 grown adults? sharing a bed that narrow?

Angelo is my second suspect. he might bebi sha since he expressed his love for maria to her

ladunsky: pls lets all ignore this ignoramus and continue wth berra gists... Fork addict, where are u I have missed u...

Hey baby. Hwdy? Av Bin around. This thread evolves rapidly and since I read evrypost both sensible and otherwise, it takes quite sometime for me to catch up once am off the web for a while. MiSsed u 2.

@ All,
I already issued a derailer alert about 6 pages back or thereabout. I cautioned that we should ignore lunatics and agents of the devil sent from the pit of hell to derail this thread. Yet some people are still granting him audience. His username begins with the letter g. Put two and two together and get twenty-two

otumfour: I don't trade insults wit alt account users sorry

Nice on there. Can't you see that his words aren't even coherent.

pinky lips: Can this thread just be all about updates in the house than this plenty name calling et al.......it really does suck not to be able to read anything through out a whole page here except throw backs and curses and all that......this should stop already pls.

Com'on. Hw do u think the thread wil be like if its strictly about updates? This shows eggregiously that you are a learner. How can the thread be about updates only? No analysis, no exchange of ideas, no predictions? Just updates? The thread will be so forking BORING. Just in case yo don't know

spade: Dude, that's not what I heard. She implied Melvin kicked her out of his bed because he was getting sexually frustrated as well. It's also completely illogical for her to even talk about Melvin's horrniness making her leave, because we the viewers see how he tries to create as much space between he and Maria as possible by folding his hands and even almost hugging the wall.
Or is this girl truly bipolar like her countrymate Dillish implied 2 weeks ago?

@All
Am I the only who saw Nando boasting to Annabel about all the girls he's knacked? Selly was right there with a fake smile while Annabel kept asking how some women could be so desperate to agree just like that.
I felt sorry for Selly there cuz I sabi say her heart don sink.
Chai!

You need not feel sorry for her cos one she's an adult who should fully appreciate the consequences of her actions under such circumstances. Two, she wasn't under the influence. Three she didn't fork him under duress. She laid her forking bed. Let her forkling lie in it

ItsModella: Oh, I'm sorry if I was meant to see nothing wrong in a foreigner singing "Nigeria jaga jaga". If a black man laughs at another black man for being very dark and a white man laughs at the black man too, we scream racism. Yet, a foreigner decides to have a brain fart moment and sing "Nigeria jaga jaga". Call me immature or overly sentimental but I find it offensive as f*ck.

I no fit clap for person wey yab us. That's just me.

Yes you are being overly sentimental. And no one is asking you to clap for him for singing the song. We are saying he hasn't comitted no crime by singing the song. Wait a minute, if you can feel this strongly for elikem singing a song about the nigerian situation released by a naija artiste, what would you have done if he were the one that composed the song and decided to sing it in the house?

dommfa: I'm a nigerian, and I don't even like ellikem, but truth be told, this argument of yours doesn't hold water. As far as am concerned, there's nothing offensive about singing that song. Its not as if he remixed the lyrics or something, he just sang a naija song like many of them do. Even hakim sang 'kosobabire' last night. Except he sang it consciously after dissing nigeria, but from what you said, he sang it randomly.

I am also tired of all these 'its melvin this person likes, maria is denting melvin's image, melvin can not like selly, this and that'. Some even want maria out and are already cussing her because of what she said and they want her to leave the house to create room for melvin&delish. Is it a must for melvin to hook up with delish? So far melvin has not stated his fondness for a particular housemate( not even in the diary room where none of them would hear), the only person he once declared he liked was selly. Whoever melvin is interested in, nobody knows becasue he has refused to disclose that, even diary session that is meant to be between him and bigbroda, he still chooses his words carefully. I'm bored of him already and he shd pls stp calling his housem8s contestants. Na mr nigeria house he tnk he dey.

The problems i have with melvin abound. i have stated them many times in the past. My theory is, if you cant entertain us naturally, then go into a relationship with a pretty, well mannered, good natured chic. Out of the lot dellish is the only one i feel meets this requirement. She isnt aggressive unlike Maria, shes not confrontational, shes pretty, she hardly back bites, shes not manipulative, and many more qualities. Her only flaw is that africa isnt really feeling her game. so if melvin hooks up with her, you will be surprsed at how their synergy will make their ratings sky rocket. This is my theory o. Please feel free to agree or disagree

orgasticdance: seriolsy fork do relationships make bb fun? I'll take Nando's directazz approach anyday. And melvin is as slowpoke as dey come...

Truth be told maguy, relationships need not rob BB of its fun so long the parties involved are mature enough to retain their individualities and still play the game whilst in the relationship. But the fact is most of the time, they aint that mature and they tend to wear viewers out with their relationships.

And as for nando's directazz approach as you called it. That approach is very crude, rude, annoying and clumsy. Forget the fact that it earned him a pussy. But in practical terms, under that kind of setting, that approach should fail a thousand times out of a thousand attempts. I dont know and can not explain what got into selly's head that made her grant his wish for a taste of her pussy.

@Smooooth!

Talking about having a relationship with Dellish, melvin is holding back. I guess cos of maria and maybe other reasons that are best known to him. If he makes up his mind to go for her today, he will get her. Forget that lost opportunity thingy you are talking about

[quote author=smoooooth!]True! She has been wellbehaved ever since d beginning, even when she's gisting wit bev while that one busy displaying all her club life, she contributes in a way that shows complete honesty and naivity. She's truly devoted to that relationship she has out there, just hope d guy loves her that sincerely.

But still she can't deny d fact that she admired melvin at some point[/quote]Make no mistake about it, this season, any chic in that house is capable of forking any guy right in the house. It just takes the girl to like the guy, then lots of attention from the guy and guts. Dazz all.

So my dear, your dellish isnt as devoted to that relationship outside as much as you think. If melvin declares interest in her and pursues it relentlessly and in a mature way, and assuming he doesnt think it a big deal to fork in the house, do you think your Dellish will not fall?

And I think when it comes to Melvin, any chic will drop her pants nicely. All it takes is just guts and declaration of interest. Altho he aint the hottest in the house but hes clearly and without the slightest doubt, the most sexually appealling to the ladies.

But what about his game? Do viewers find him entertaining? thats a debate for another day.

[quote author=lola.luv]It's Betty's effup that made him think he has the key to unlock the thighs of the other ladies in the house. Ode, with his coconut shaped head![/quote]So true. Its just funny how some ladies make very ordinary guys feel like some @made in heaven casanovas'. typical examples are betty and selly.

ItsModella: Please, who else saw when Elikem was singing "Nigeria jaga jaga, everything scatter scatter, poor man dey suffer suffer......" shey day na the only Nigerian song him sabi? After the Ghanaians go dey rant about how Naija no vote for am. Na who be fool?

LMAO. but then he didnt compose the song. Neither did he release it. Thats a legit song by a naija artiste. Speaking objectively, elikem hasnt commited no crime singing it.

ladunsky: my Gawd... Bev s cousin its still early in d morning na.... Loooool

Na so she look up, look down one day talk say she wan fight. say make anybody con show hinself. i was like WTF? who does that?

ladunsky: my Gawd... Bev s cousin its still early in d morning na.... Loooool

No mind her. spewing such aggression very early in the morning. Before 7am for christ's sakes. her boyfee dey try gaan.

miss sparkle: Let's do this 4 Maria...lurv dat girl...and as 4 bev's comment I've seen nothing wrong in it, she has said worse things so I dunno y u guys r cracking up cuz of d goldie ishh!...if her house mates nominate ha 4 possible eviction, I don't see her leaving, africa is gonna put ha back in cuz weda we like it or not dat chick is entertaining at least more entertaining dan dellish,fatima,maria,angelo,bolt,melvin(yea I said melvin),pokello, d tailor...just 2 mention a few...and by d way; my opinion might not be in line with yours so no insults plzzz; but if ur an asss and wanna say smfyn sillly...BRING IT ON!!

What kind of person are you in real life? Any post of yours screams aggression.

To the content of your post, truth be told, the girl is more entertaining than all those you mentioned. thank God you didnt mention Sulu.

luvable sam: who leaves a wife n 4 kids to be with a 'Video Girl',serves d Idi.ot RIGHT

You have no right to speak about the guys relationship like that. For one you don't know what he is going thru with his wife, the number of kids they have regardles$ and on the othr hand, if he wasn't hapy in that relationship, he reserves the right to seek hapiness elsewhere and in this case he chose to seek it with Serlom. His error of judgement is excuseable here

spade: The houses are very boring because Biggie refuses to play music for the housemates.

If any of you watched Big Brother Nigeria, you'd agree with me that season was banging with endless hits from indigenous artistes. The entire house was wired with speakers and the playlists were loaded with beautiful music.

Music needs to be played always to lift the housemates' spirits up.
But this season, like the paintjob in the house wasn't boring, lifeless and depressing enough, the environment is permanently held hostage by deafening silence.

Who no go tire under such a scenario? I have to confess to you, this season has been a CHORE to watch. It's like torture! It's like the producers and organizers themselves are equally clueless!

To cap it off, the Saturday Night DJs have been really suspect. Majority have been incredibly boring!

Most times, I'm like, "Do these guys even examine the histories of these DJs before featuring them?"
Case in point was 2 weeks back, when they featured that clueless DJ (I think he's from Johannesburg) who was playing Funeral songs in the club.
Funeral songs... In the club...

I no fit shout!

I agree with every word in this post and further to that, Denzels eviction literally killed the show. So let those now shouting 'the show is boring' face the consequence of them evicting Denzel & keeping betty that early in the game

russello: Please, guyz can we let go the Nando-Selly thingy already

Lailai. That topic is hot and trending. Una no fit just hush am like dat. Moo sorry gaan

russello: Please, guyz can we let go the Nando-Selly thingy already

Lailai. That topic is hot and trending. Una no fit just hush am like dat. Month sorry gaan

Zimbomatic: well i honestly thot 'twas a simple post, nways i meant the only bba viewers she is popular with are naijaz, and by popular i meant well liked, just as i would describe hakeem to be very unpopular in 9ja, not to say to say you wouldnt recognise him, but to say 9ja bba viewers hate him thank you

Thanks for clarifying.

@GARRI,
U don hear am for ursef now? It was such a simple post. A little restaint and not bein impulsive will help

melvinbba: [color=#990000][/color] 9ja vote delish or zim will stil it again....2 oda
africans if u dnt want ur vote 2 go 2 zim u hv beta
strt votn 4 ur fevryt housmate cus dis guys are busy
brekn country codes as i typ dis i hv pruvs.

LMFAO. Chineke. na Big brother some people carry for head like dis? like say na do or die affair? na wa o

[quote author=GARRI~ WARLORD]Ghen Ghen Ghen Ghen!! Dellish just told biggie that the guys and girls are feeling the heat cos they are sexually starved.. She said even those who have patners are feeling the heat and she hopes they would just get their minds off seexxx possibly..
I'm singing "Ghen ghen ghen ghen".. Pls dellish,even if you eventually cheat on your boyfriend,it should be anybody apart from Nando and hakeem...[/quote]If her judgement is accurate, then does this mean more sexx clips to come

***Fork addict jumps up in excitement****

Since Denzel don waka, this is all i have left to look out for. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF A FEW HOUSEMATES, ALL THE HOUSEMATES ARENT BIG BROTHER MATERIALS IN MY OPINION. THEY ARE SO SCARED TO LET GO. HOLDING BACK, TAKING TOO MUCH CAUTION HAVE NEVER BEEN AND WILL NEVER BE THE NAME OF THE GAME.

miss sparkle: Okay enough with d nando, selly crap abeg...people make mistake..I believe she made 1, also she's human u guys should stop killing d gel abeg!! Han han! R u guys virgins?......what she did is wrong but stop judging d girl she's not perfect and no 1 on this thread is!..p.s, y is no 1 hating on nando?? Y only selly? Did she shagg her self?

Lailai, it is not enough. You call that a mistake? person open toto for man, make he chook deak, you call am mistake? she knew we were all watching when she forked him and she also knew that we would talk about it. so why are you trying to prevent us from talking about it? There is freedom of information bill in naija now you know??

FYI I dissed nando in my 5 point epistle on the affair. I am a balanced analyst.

spade: The only option Nando had was to use his tongue for the action.
He was unable to use his diiick cuz it's too small (he's half-Asian afterall).

Are we analysing the sex clip now? ****Fork addict jumps up in excitement***

This is what I feel, nando definitely penetrated Selly in the second clip. (You need to grab your copies now!!!)
However, he didnt last long but justifiably so cos of the pressure build up due to lack of sex for four weeks, the fact that selly is sexxy, fact that they were forking with a number of other people in the room, fact that there were cameras in the room (he could be a natural exhibitionist) etc. all these factors taken pari passu didnt make him last long. He barely lasted a minute.
I can not tell for certain if he penetrated her in the first clip tho. It was so clumsy, so brief, so bland, nothing exciting. I wont even be surprised if he came before penetrating her hence the reason for her laughter at some point during the session. So he had to make up for the abyssmal performance by heading and fin.gering her.

AND BTW, WE ARE STILL TALKING BIG BROTHER AFRICA. STILL TALKING ABOUT 2 HOUSEMATES NANDO AND SELLY.