₦airaland Forum

Vaseline Crew Attention!

SalamRushdie:
So you believe the penalty for a traffic infraction is genocide against sleeping women and kids ? Damn

Oh so you call that traffic infraction? Damn.

How convenient for you to play the victim card now. Were you not the first to physically engage that convoy on the day in question? I saw the video dude.

Fact remains that you guys needed to be taught a lesson. You were already constituting a threat to the Nigerian state. If you could turn the number two citizen back cos of your sickening crusade. What else was left?

So chairman, it wasn't just a traffic infraction as you quoted.

SalamRushdie:
My life is already better than anyone in your village you tortoise ...You have low IQ like your Buhari so much that you don't know that the Nigerian Army carried out a full military operations on the Shias as they slept after the road episode , they went back to their camp in the night and killed over a thousand of them and mass buried them

Why have you guys also constituted a huge nuiansance our the years? You shut down major roads arbitrarily. You have once turned a vice president and a governor back on that road cos of your demonic activities. Who does that? No one has the right to deny anyone access to public facility unless of course where safety becomes a factor.

And ever since that episode, I have never heard that you guys block any major road in zaria due to your satanic activities. Moral of my story is we need sanity in nigeria. If that is what it takes to instill sanity into you guys and purge yall of your animalistic tendencies, then I'm sorry, SO BE IT!

To hell with this regime! I had a first hand experience of the damage they have done to our economy on a recent trip abroad. Haba!
Now as bleeped as naija is, I don't see any option available to us come 2019. This is despite all our sufferings from May 2015 to date.
Oh Lord! Please send us our messiah na. We don too suffer for dis country o.

Imagine the rat's guts to lie to our faces!!!

Dudeweedlmao:
They are being paid by bloggers for this. There is absolutely no quality FP topics today.

Ah! Little wonder. It is well with nairaland.

Can someone please help me out here. Is it that the global and naija news space in particular are devoid of substance worth reporting? Or is it that hungry bloggers in connivance with grossly incompetent and empty headed nairaland mods have gone out of control and are determined to force feed us with all manner of junk? Or how can a family picture be nairaland front page worthy?

Seun, you have lost control. You urgently need to deploy recovery measures ASAP.

OK. CAN THE WHOLE WORLD GIMME A BREATHER NOW? WTF IS THE PROBLEM? WILL THIS BE THE FIRST TIME 2 PEOPLE ARE ENGAGED? WETIN SEF? ADESUA THIS, BANKY W THAT.

SEE, MAKE UNA FREE ME O.

Partnerbiz:
See girl man dey use bottle for.
Girl wey i go pin with one hand and him go dey beg me..

Rip bro.

In fact ehn I just tire. Shameless guy. Fighting a girl with a weapon. I feel like paying a volunteer to follow him to wherever he is and flog him for me with better koboko.

Nansense

Please I need someone to help me out here. Is it that people get some financial compensation for killing people or what? I don't get it. Because I believe if people serve their due time or get killed in return, the naija media space will never be this awash with killings. Even by girls kwa??
At least this year alone, I no at least 2 killings by girls o. Not even by guys....

VIPERVENOM:
Vaseline crew right now

https://s9.postimg.org/4xqmao9pr/videotogif_2017.05.08_19.45.21.gif

Omo mehn na where una dey from see all these GIFs kwanu?

Na wa o.

nnamdi1998:
Police

Abeg commot police jor!!!

No twist no suspense no nothing.

Very predictable show. Mtscheeeeew.

Catch yall during the next Big Brother Africa.

Giel:
This plot of land is because I'm greedy
lol

but since I'm not selfish
olubankemi you can share with me

waxdude you too dey buy plot lol

forkadict I wish you were following this years big brother

Eeeya. I am so sorry. But even if I wished to, I am incapacitated. Moreso, I didn't believe this BBNaija would be this interesting. So I had that bias for a while.

I am on standby for BB Africa. Even if it means coming out from retirement.

It's allowed shey?

waxdude:
Forkadict

I remain loyal sir

Brownbarbie97:
well unfortunately for you,I have my phone and my data so I can post whatever I want irrespective of whether the "original TeamTboss" likes it or not.Im not here to impress anyone.(1)Thank God for ur life dear,more blessings to you(2)

(1) True. But that still doesn't absolve your disloyalty to #TeamTboss
(2) A big Amen. You too.

Giel:
what team are you on?

#TeamNeutral

Opeyemiebun:
I told people Efe is just not a normal guy
He is favored by God
He might not be seen to have any skill but he always find love.
I myself been an Efe fan from day one can't say why I love him.
I just develop the love for him
Everyone should respect Efe really.
All those hating should better think twice.
Whom ever God has chosen to bless, you don't hate because you can't fight God
Happy night
Team efe
#efenation

'I myself been an Efe fan from day one can't say why I love him'.

I am sure this applies to many other supporters in your camp.

No further comments.

Brownbarbie97:
who gives u the right to denounce my membership?on what basis ??for saying the truth or what?do u expect me to go on hating other housemates just cos I have a favorite?!this is just a game so I'd advice we all don't take it too serious.the 25mil no go enter my hand so I can't kill myself over any of the housemates not even Tboss

I didn't denounce your membership. I only advised the original #TeamTboss to do that on my behalf. There's a difference.

FYI, this is coming from a very dispassionate viewer and analyst. I got my wonderful life that i bless God for on an hourly basis to run.

Brownbarbie97:
Efe here,Efe there,Efe everywhere.This guy is really graced.Who God has blessed no man can curse. I still remain #TeamTboss tho

You're loyalty to #TeamTboss is questionable.

This right here is an anti team activity. Your membership deserves to be withdrawn

Deferred crying from Bisola.

Eeeya

kowema:
Like the saying,

Monkey no fine but him mama like am.
Now take a forkouttahere like ya moniker.

Now take a forkouttahere like say na your papa get nairaland.

waxdude:
Baba....I see u... I hail oooooo

Me sef dey hail brother man. Long time. How u dey?

I just dey peep from retirement. Abi how you take check am?

[quote author=ammyluv2002 post=54752020]Wetin you dey see no matter to us.....what matters is what we see in him. We love him and will always place him 1st against any other HMs[/quote

OK ma. I wish you Godluck in this your lifes quest.

But team Efe abeg make una no vex but I just need to ask yall one simple question:

What do you guys see in this boy? Na wa o.

Cos wetin I dey see na one dirty guy that ALWAYS picks his nose, looks dirty, has body odour and on and on and on...

But sha the guy sabi rap small...

aventura:
Nigerians are too sentimental for my liking. Most peeps hated TTT because of his family iish. Now my question to those peeps is "Na wetin consign you"?


Most of TTT's haters are definately the female folks, too emotional for my liking abi is His wife complaining?

Now I want everyone to understand that every housemate in that house is fake i.e not showing their real self; it's just that the "fakeness" is to some degree; some housemates are faker than some. The ones wey dey smoke enter house they form say them no dey smoke if even with their nicotine stained lips( shoutout to Jesse Abaga, I just stole ur lines) and their sniffing noses.

What I've come to understand in this life is that you will like who you like and hate who you hate regardless. The reason why you like A is thesame reason why you'd hate B. Did TTT do half of what Ricco and Richard did in Bba

God bless you for this. Especially how unreasonable and sentimental some Nigerians can be.

But you made a mistake though by comparing Richard and TTT. Richard declared his marital status in the house while TTT didn't.

After all said and done, winch TBOSS for the money!

I don give up.

Omo mehn, dis Tboss na serious winch she be.

WTF!

Ndifereke:
I tire, my sister. Next thing you know someone from here will take this stuff to Twitter and it'll trend like that of Kemen's and Biggie will start considering it. 25m and a car doesn't fall from heaven. Tboss is a strong contender and can win, let her not be taken out and have her chances of winning blown away. Tboss said it herself that she wants the matter close and she wants to move on from it. She will get through this drama especially now the HMs have known the truth. Let her stay there and compete.

Compete?

Compete kwa How?

adonismuller:
he talks less, dont follow the crowd...he speaks less but words gat punchline....he talks meaning and don't fake it.....he is the kinda guy who don't demand for extra sheet but gets an A.

he acts to be unintelligent but more knowledgeable than those two children who spends their entire day hating on him in nairaland....

even the white lady is always eager to hear him speak...she fell in love with the word "kidney "


We all know who he is....

God bless him the more...



#teamEfe

He has body odour...


Almost every Saturday, after binging on alchohol, na so so opata yarns na im sure pass...

We all know who he is...


#teamEfe

arabbunkum:
Anu ofia!

And if we find out well well, e fit be say she no even fit afford 3 square meal o.

Going about everywhere licking Buhari's assss as if her life depends on it.

#HIAN

NaijaFutbol:
What is this one saying?

My brother na real what is this one saying.

I don't know what to cal it perhaps brainwash, jazz or outright stooopidity.

Me I don give up sha say naija no fit better again.

Make I no just lay my hands on Canadian immigration visa. If I do na o di gbese I go do for this cursed country.

SalamRushdie:
Let me give you four poorly thought out decisions that destroyed this govt ..


1 : Increasing Nepa tariff and fuel price at the same time ,an action which immediately put pressure on the income of most Nigerians, a visionary President would have increased fuel prices and let Nepa Tariffs rest till the economy improves .

2: Implementing TSA at once instead of the staggered manner advised by those who brought about the idea ;;; By implementing it at once Buhari destabilized the banking sector which was meant to provide support to small and medium business at these times when oil prices had dropped

3: The MTN ridiculous fine : was another poorly thought out decisions,The Buhari govt fined MTN a ridiculous 5 billion dollars ,an action which immediately turned of FDI injection into Nigeria and triggered massive corporate capital flight out of Nigeria with some people putting the estimates at over 13 billion dollars :: the painful part is that Buhari didn't wnd up collecting the 5 billion dollars from MTN ..very poor decisions I must say

4: Declaring Tompolo wanted was another poor decision , a visionary leader would have waited till he had maximized his oil output in a period of low oil prices before trying to prosecute Tompolo , that action caused tension in the oil regions with Tompolo people bombing pipelines and furthering reducing output despite low oil prices , the action also slowed down foriegners capital investments from oil major who slowed down on any new capital expense till the tension had eased ..

Oga I can continue till ten but I am at work ..

5) I will legalise crude oil refining done in the creeks. This will reduce however small, the quantity of petrol imported into this country on a daily basis which will also reduce the demand for the dollar. And this will generate income for locals in the creeks. I will only put structures in place to enforce quality. This way, everybody is happy. The government, citizens and even locals in the creeks. Because like it or not, the government can not effectively combat oil bunkering.
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