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Nigeria has the highest concentration of Iddiotts worldwide. Issues that should make them scream their lungs out are prominent, yet they stay mute like dumbs. But when it comes to non issues, they start yelling like person wey dem dey fork anally.

Awon ode

And to think that some Idiiiots on here take is upon themselves to defend every single move of these incompetent goons? Despite all that Nigerians have suffered in their hands for the past 3 years? SMH.

Please somebody should help me with that meme of buhari zombies crawling with one's head in another's asssss.

God will punish all these APC Bast.ards
They all will die gruesomely.
What do these guys even take Nigerians for?
And to think I voted this Idiiiot in 2007, 2011 and 2015? SMH

iamJ:
wetin concern FRSC?

Are you sure you are lettered? Or do you even know what the full meaning of FRSC is?

Jeeesus!!!

Dem don spoil my school finish o!

Back in the day, at least when I had my convocation, 2 graduating sets did the convocation together. And there were only 3 first class graduates. Out of over 2300 graduants. That's how its supposed to be. First class students should be very rare gems. Not pure wate abeg!

89? Hian!

def111:
Sex is for free if you play your card well.

For where

For Naija?

As olosho full everywhere so?

UfuomaUN:
When would the govt build a bridge connecting mainland Rivers State to Bonny? Can u imagine the only access to the richest piece of land in Nigeria is by speedboats

That's the road for which he came for the ground breaking ceremony.

bestman09:
Nigerian bloggers sha! This happened more than 2 years ago.


These are the links to the story.
https://www.google.com.ng/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=12&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwix4vq41uPWAhVBPFAKHS6fA_oQFghWMAs&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nairaland.com%2F2305798%2Fpastors-daughter-stabs-nurse-death&usg=AOvVaw16xcDJpMAqp7n3ZsqYda6x


https://www.google.com.ng/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=10&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwix4vq41uPWAhVBPFAKHS6fA_oQFghKMAk&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhotnaijanews.com%2F2015%2F05%2F10%2Fassemblies-of-god-pastor-daughter-killed-nurse-in-ngor-okpala-imo-state-over-stolen-phone-battery%2F&usg=AOvVaw20N-M9o1HvvbPK_d8jQrwn

Hahahahahahaha. Hungry bloggers everywhere.

Worksunlimited:
Mine was the day a fellow corper called me over to his room to kill me.

Funny thing was I had no issue or quarrel with the guy prior to the fateful day.

He stabbed me thrice in my chest region, around where my heart is located, but the knife didn't penetrate (No be juju, Na God work). How Baba God do am, I no know, but I Thank Him for coming thru for me.

Pushed him off, bolted for the door, dude grabbed me by the neck, squeezing my wind pipe and oesophagus shut (I was about giving up the ghost), when some students kicked the room door open and pushed him off me, I landed on the floor, gasping for breathe.

Sick fellow corper kept shouting I must not escape. Sat on my back and started smashing my face on the broken floor, the students pushed him off me again.

I got up, and ran outside screaming for help, fell on the sand cos I was out of breathe, dude took a stone and was about smashing my head in, to finish the job he started, when he was over powered.


Till today, I still have flashes of the knife he used, dangling in the air ryt before it struck.

When they brought the knife he used to stab me with, before the civil defense and police men that later took up the case, the knife blade had bent 90degrees, to show the force the dude used to stab me with.

My face disfigure, couldn't breathe properly for a while, buh at least I was alive.

All thanks to God.

WTF!

Naija chics abeg dem swear for una ni?

I have never met chics so hungry, greedy, materialistic and shameless and stooopid all my life!

Very cheap things. Look at this one for instance. Mtscheeeeew

Lago melo. Mtscheeeeew.

They now made matters worse by retaining Kemi? Like she isn't the worst performing finance minister of all time!!!

Na only phonetics we dey see. No result. Mtscheeeeew.

It's confirmed she can ride a bike.

But we also need to confirm if she can ride the other thing in za oza room.

I go borrow my neighbour binoculars to find the bum bum. I find am tire. I no see natin.

fergie001:
Where is the site where we can apply ooo,my CV is done and dusted.
I am a workaholic,I work like hell,both onshore and offshore,Ma.





When can I start?

Kai. I take God beg you. Abeg commot dat picture

Which Unilag? Is it the one at Akoka? Or is there another unilag elsewhere that I don't know about?

Unilag? Second place? Then we are doomed in this country.

Unilag wey be say na business center. Their certificate na 3 for five naira. Mtscheeeeew!

Proud of my almanac mata in any case. U I and Unilorin.

So despite wetin APC don take our eye see for dis country, people still dey vote for dem like dis?

We don enter am for dis country o.

We don enter serious one chance.

Oh my Yoruba Yoruba brothers!

It shall be well with us.

Ehn but no problem na. We dey develop asssss ni. After all any development na development.

I read in the news a while ago that Puerto Rico is conducting a referendum on becoming the 51st state of the USA.

I think Naija should also apply to become the 52nd state and if we are turned down then let the British come and recolononise us.

It is obvious we can not run a country! So sad. From 1960 to date, things are only growing from bad to worse to worst to worster to worstest to ...

From 1960 to date we have not been able to tackle a single socio-economic and political issues. Not one!

My mum screamed UP-NEPA from her childhood days till she grew and birthed me. I screamed UP-NEPA as a child till I grew up and birthed my kids. Now they too are already used to shouting UP-NEPA.

This country is forked and forever will be. I am now more than ever convinced that na to just relocate go yankee permanently na I'm win am.

Mtscheeeeew. Such a cursed country.

And thousands of people have been spewing thrash right from the first page.

@Seun, you really need to call your mods to order. This is disgusting.

And for others who either did not read the article but just started yarning dust or who read and were just plain block headed to understand, you guys call yourselves undergraduates or graduates? I weep for products of Naija educational system.

So where in the article did CCB declare Saraki had no case to answer? Is it that difficult to read and understand this little piece? Saraki only submitted a no case please and the CCB has reserved ruling.
Na wa o

This country disgusts me

dejavuh0007:
Not really. Inexperience killed our team

What stooopid inexperience is that? Against south Africa?

RSA:
Nigeria our woman.

Please what style did you fork us with tonight? I know it's dogggggggy. But it feels more like anal without lubrication.

You guys are savage!

OZAOEKPE:

Abi oloriburuku ni eleyi ni?

So what's funny now?

May this kind of evil befall you so you will appreciate exactly how funny it is. You think everything is about politics?

ShaqFu:
...Onyeka cos nothing, almost nothing beat the feeling of watching a cute girl twerk. Especially when she's twerking on your dick.

Oluwa O!

@OP,
Abeg help me tell the olosho say make she no vex. Mugabe don too frustrate the guy. And he needed to unleash his frustrations on something. The guy go don shark Ogidiga tire. Woe betide that pussssy that comes across Broke asssss frustrated ni**a plus Ogidiga.

Broke guys ready die on top pussssy matter. I recall how one guy was bragging to me that Dangote might be richer than he is o, but he is so sure that he can fork way better than Dangote.

God save you say na for yankee you wear that camouflage jacket so. If to say na naija you for try am, by the time naija soldiers handle you finish I swear you no go need that surgery again. You go well by force.

WORLDPEACE:
Why You Should Not Be Caught Up In Intertribal E-fights



Been on this forum for a minute and I see the inter-tribal fights never end. I think it is really retarded and I hope I can appeal to your common sense. Here are a few reasons if you care about upgrading your intelligence.
1. E-tribalists are cowards.
Faceless forums help people become anything they want to be. Some people think they can become supermen of their tribes, combing every nook and cranny of the internet, defending their tribes and attacking others. No sane person in real life goes about attacking other people 24/7 without ever caring what people think of them. Even an insane person would have to work really hard at it. We might attack others in moments of careless insensitivity that can be chalked down to temporary insanity, but no one is temporarily insane all the time.
So if you fight people of other tribes here all day but keep your mouth shut in the streets, you are just a coward. Don’t be a coward masquerading as an insane person. Cowardice is not an admirable quality.

2. Many E-tribalists are minors.
By this I mean many nairaland tribalists have not yet reached the legal age of maturity which is 18. Unfortunately, the forums membership rules does not include being an adult before you can comment on topics. So by law many of the guys fighting here are not yet fully responsible for their actions. Being able to read and write is all you need to be here, and you don’t even need to be proficient at it. Once you can string together a few social media abbreviations you are good to go.
A young person’s views on things changes very fast. Seven years from now, they probably wouldn’t believe half of the things they believe right now. That also includes the way they feel about other peoples. So before you start getting irate and loading your virtual clip at a minor, remember that.


3. You don’t want to be a weak and sentimental person
The war you are fighting is as old as man and will never be won. You are never going to silence everybody who feels some type of way about you. You can’t prove a point to everyone who thinks they are better than you just by virtue of belonging to a particular tribe.
If someone says something derogatory about your people and you dwell on it you are just going to want to get even. Instead of that, just look at it as a chance to prove to yourself that you have self-control.

4. It’s not that important
Really, it is not. All that noise you’re making, the Fagani people of the Solomon Islands don’t know about it. I had to use google to know the Fagani people exist. They don’t know about how annoying that tribe that occupies the territory not far from yours is. You don’t know about the Fagani people and their enemies either. They know that they are not the only humans on this earth though. That’s all that counts. We are all humans and we are related. In two thousand years, all Nigerian tribes may not exist anymore, but their genes will continue. That’s what’s important

That’s it for now. You can add yours.

Chairmo, as the President of NCAN wey you be, abeg help me check where this guy dey represent. But I tink say na Afonja abi

seunny4lif:
Wetin concern me

So if it wasn't a sin you would have gladly sacrificed lives for the rituals right?

You disgusting and pathetic little soul. You deserved to be forever locked up in a mental home.

jboy73:
Chai... This woman way I service that yr.
Mama... Being your sugar boy n pussyy servicer was fun.

And you still dey hawk recharge card for nairaland And you never hammer for life You are cursed man!

This is what happened on that fateful day.
Kunle who happened to be an afonja was so konjified that he thought he would go at least ten rounds with Kudirat who also happened to be an afonja.
So they had an all night forking contract. While the action was on, Reminisce's song (wa fe ku lale yi) was playing. Lol and behold Kunle dick did not live up to expectation. He was bitter he couldn't actualize his fantasies on Sister Kudirat. So he unilaterally decided to review their contractual terms. Something IPOBS are well known for.
That happened to be his biggest undoing.

iykofias:
@bolded, so by killing innocent children n even old women was a good way to go ova it? U guys kip spewing trash on dis forum.

First of, I never said anything about a good way or a bad way. I only said that those guys (and this includes you as I sense you are one of them) needed to be taught a lesson.

The innocent women and children you mentioned were just collateral damages. End of.

To tame a monster, SOMETIMES one needs to act like one.