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airsaylongcon:
U go shock as insider go transform himself to hopeful.

I'm a bit puzzled at this "insider avoidance". Is there some kind of competition amongst yall? Who hold pass? Who's classier? Who speaks the poshest Britico?

No no no. Not at all. Nobody send anybody for here o. I just needed to be assured his motives are clean. Cos if it were that our friend for dis thread ask, I for no answer am lai lai. For obvious reasons.

Taofaj4u:
I am currently a contract staff and part of GT hopefuls. I will like to meet you but not to blow your cover. I hope you will be willing to at least uncover yourself for me.

Fair enough. I just needed that assurance.

Drop your surname and I will come check you up today before COB.

ashleeeeee:
If you're not afraid to blow your own cover, come to GET arena today.

Wow. So you guys proceeded as planned. That's impressive. Very impressive I must add.

But forget about the cover blowing stuff. I can reveal myself to hopefuls. But to an insider E go hard small.

ladyF:
lol why is everyone so particular about their cover getting blown tho?

Not to worry, when you come in, you will understand better. But I just wonder how many of the successfuls from this set will be available online by the next recruitment to offer some advice to the applicants then.

I would like yall to note this.

Taofaj4u:
I live in Bonny but I work with IMT Dept and I go to RA almost every working day as well as some weekends.

Haaaa bros, so you be insider sef. You wan blow my cover. You be ISIS?

Anyways, I am not currently on the island. My containers that were inbound had some issues with customs in PH and I need to get to PH to sort out the issues.

Perhaps next week when I return?

Stay safe.

Taofaj4u:
Oga!!
No wahala. where can we meet?

Where on the island are you? Finima, Bonny or RA?

dane15:
I even remember you on the 8th of March. You were in front of me as we were doing accreditation as some boys were arguing politics. I was happy to see you at the AC but we didn't fall into the same group.

You are the only one I have been able to identify from the AC on this thread.

I enjoyed the level of intellectual discussion on my table before we went for the group interview.

Peeps on the table were badt gan. One guy with glasses just blasted Oando interviews and did his medicals the day before the AC.

One guy was an Engineer at Seplat, a well built PwC lady (no insults meant), one guy at NAPIMS or NNPC a pipeline engineer and one other Engineer with Saipem.

Please, I would love to connect with any of you through impactintermediaries@gmail.com.

Thanks

And all of una dey find GRADUATE TRAINEE job?

Taofaj4u:
Hello @ Forkadict

May I know you as I am on the Island and will like to meet you.

No wahala. You wan twerk for me?

coolio2014:
Oh whao! You can already apply for leave less than 3 months after resumption?!

Yep. But it is deductible when you are eventually eligible to go on leave.

ashleeeeee:
Dear Uncle Forkadict,

We have concluded on two dates (9th and 16th April)for the meat and twerk, in order to accommodate everyone . We would really love for you to attend one atleast.

Venue:
9th April: Get Arena
16th April: Elegushi Beach8


Yours sexily sincerely
Ashleeeeee on behalf of the planning committee

Of course your dates have fallen short of the three week notice and I can not make it. I gave that timing cos I have already applied for a few days off in the last weekend in April subject to approval.

Nlng2014:
First of all, I thought you were a member of the 'To hell with the codes and little info' crew?

Second of all, why do you fret over a process that is looooong concluded (EH) but choose not to worry your process that is currently ongoing?

At bolded not all concluded.

@ member of "To hell with codes" check person I just quoted (old posts) he already gave a timeline for the EH recruitment phase. This only applies to him as others had different dates..from interview to resumption.

LOLZZZZ. Una no dey forget tinz for dis thread sha.

Dfavouredone:
NLNG opens $2m NLNG-UI Engineering Laboratory Complex

(L-R) Orangun of Oke Ila, Oba Adedokun Abolarin Prof. Tope Alonge, Chief Medical Director of UCH, Ibadan; Prof. Idowo Olayinka, VC University of Ibadan; Babs Omotowa, MD NLNG; Chief Moses Adeyemo, Deputy Gov. of Oyo State; Isa Inuwa, Deputy MD NLNG; and William Allo, Permanent Secretary (Economic Affairs), Secretary of the Government of Federation’s office commissioning the NLNG-UI Automation Engineering Laboratory in Ibadan…Tuesday.

NIGERIA STAND UP!

Prinzofparis:
hian,..boss for the sake of ezinne, can we be one big happy family again plsssssss.??lol


wait o.....if we have a 'meat and twerk' arranged boss, u go fit show??

If I have at least a 3 week look ahead. I can arrange that. But that should be in April sha o. Cos May and June are no nos for me due to work pressure.

ItsTime4me:
@Kaitung, please no mind me o. Maybe my blood too dey hot. Na Nlng cos am o. Abeg can you give me/us a clue about the department or units or SBUs, as the case me be, that are really in dire need of GTs? Bros Forkadict, please do justice to this question if you can. Waiting for your responses my bosses

LOLZZZZ. I'm sorry I can't help you with this cos e pass my power no be small.

You know this GT thingy had reached an advance stage before I got in. So I really ain't got a clue.

ItsTime4me:
One of the salient points I can see in this post is that it is only the resumption of the first batch of 30 or 40 that is guaranteed. The resumption of the next batch is subject to the uncertainty principle. # I will always believe in Jah's undeserved kindness

Well, I have never heard of any case where anyone on waiting list ended up being dropped. E fit just Tey, dem go call you last last ni. It's just the trauma of knowing that some of your colleagues have resumed and are already living the el-dorado life and you are yet to that is the issue. But you go still enter shaaa ni. I could be wrong though and I stand corrected.

ceetee:
My dear “This week is definitely NOT the week”. Q2 loading…..
@EHs (esp. @Forkadict) when last year were u notified of ur interview outcome. Do u know when the 1st set of EHs resumed?
Just want to see if there’s a pattern following Kaitung’s last post.
I think it will be easier to decipher “in due course” than guessing about the number of intakes.
The wait is not easy but we don’t have a choice so #WeWait
Father in the end let your will be done.

First of all, I thought you were a member of the 'To hell with the codes and little info' crew?

Second of all, why do you fret over a process that is looooong concluded (EH) but choose not to worry about your process that is currently ongoing?

Third of all, be not deceived. It's not easier to decipher anything. Neither the appointed time (as that is only known to the Father) nor the number of intakes which keeps changing on a per second basis.

And lastly, my sincere apologies for not being able to oblige your request at this time. You made your choice, please stand by it.

Adieu

dane15:
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Wise response and reaction from El Kaitung and Mazi Onyisi Addict, onye exporter and importer, Igwe ugburugburu 1 na Obodo Bonny. That is why Elders will remain Elders.


God will help us..

You are a great man. Your days shall be long. Dem go give only you 2 slots.

ashleeeeee:
Lmao! Biko the plan is not to confuse the poor boys, this frustration is enough, don't compound it with your twerking

Abeg forget dat tin. Boys never confuse rish.

cattysmilez:
Team beach so i get to twerk

Machini:
Meeting. Aba folks... Who's game?

Aba ke? Aba loun loun. I think it would be best you hooked up with the PH folks. Beside, Aba is not too far from PH and you are most likely to have a more engaging and rewarding experience than the Aba parole.

Just a suggestion tho.

airsaylongcon:
You suppose don decode say my reduced communication here na something cause am. Still under going onboarding. The commute from work is done biggest headache. It's like the whole world want to use the road at d same time.

As for Aphrodite she no mean any insult. Wrong choice of words yes but insult or demean no.
Besides everyone is entitled to the 5mins madness

Maguy can you please stop holding brief for her? Please. Cos the more you do, the more you are rubbing salt in the injury.

I elected not to respond directly to her cos she didn't quote me neither did she mention me. So technically, if I respond directly, I could be indicted. Insult no be until person talk say your head no correct or use of such crude tongue. Speaking of which one was dug up in the past page or is it past 2 pages?

By the way, the u.gly saga is about 24hours old. I have moved past that while earnestly expecting @Ezinne1990's arrival.

Aphrodite4:
Ok, I'm done with this.

I wish to heaven you were.

Aphrodite4:
Hi kaitung, maybe if you read the post again or extend your 'investigation' to preceding posts you'll make the connection and read the right context in that situation.
You say it's not by speaking big English? Really? Should I have written in parables or material balance equations instead with Qs, Ms, and Ds as variables? Would that have been better for you?
Am I being insulting right now? Are you feeling challenged? Upset maybe? Now you have a little idea of what it feels like.
"Let's not suffer the righteous", gosh the pedestal you imagine yourself on must be BurjKhalifa-esque.

Bro, there's absolutely no need to respond to this. Just click ignore please. We all know better.
Thanks.

Aphrodite4:
It's amazing how someone will assume an adversarial position when presented with a contrary position to what he/she does n believes is right. You pick out individual words in my post and somehow convince yourself there's an insult there. If i truly wanted to insult you, trust me you wouldn't need to read a second time to grasp it. I only said, if x is the course of action taken to somehow protect your anonymity, wouldn't that be somewhat defeated when it's talked about plainly subsequently? Please let me know where the insult is there? I mentioned geezers, true but did you notice "s"? Am I the only one that has seen strange monikers coming here to post quarters, months, and dates and the rest of the nonsensical stuff i see to rile people up? How on earth would you assume I referred to you?
You go off at the slightest hint of a contrary opinion, insinuating ingratitude in us candidates? Why?
Do you really want yes men all the time? I assume you've been in a relationship before, do all your friends or love interests acquiesce to your every suggestion? Or is it just an attitude you reserve for people you perceive as subordinates? Come on, if it's subservience you want I'll gladly tow that line but please don't accuse me of being something I'm most definitely not.
I'm no ingrate, please don't make me out to be one.

LOL.

kaitung:
Ok so from your latest comment, it seems som1 hacked into your NL and posted dis previous comment i just quoted, right? No be by ur big grammar Madam.
I leave you to God.

@ forkadict, wat else can 1 do. I know many appreciate the little info brought in here. We cannot because of a few "Thomases", suffer the righteous.
It is well.

Very magnanimous of you bro. Very.

lambalamba:
Here we go again.
For the bolded word, speak for yourself. And if your brain can't solve any differentiation, integration or relativity equations, keep ur freaking fingers in your pocket and stop coming here to type trash.

I hate it when people come here to be forming 'we don't care', and 'we'll be called when we'll be called'. If that's the case why bother checking the thread? Just sit your butt wherever you are and chill till Q2 or Q3 or whenever and stop with your irrelevant preaching here. Period!

#abegLeaveTrashForLawma

When you arrive the island, I owe you a whole shipment of my imports make you take erase the stress of this wait and step dan (to borrow warfi lingua).


***hides from @Ezinne1990***

ItsTime4me:
O bros forkadict. No be like that na. Why punish everyone cos of d sins of one or two people? Please stay with us and keep being our big brother. We need you and kaitung more than ever before. Please stay with us. Thanks to you and kaitung for the hints

Ok. But the wait is almost over. I don't think hints would serve any real purpose at this time.

But rather than base your analysis on random figures or by working backwards from the solution to the problem, I'd rather adopt this approach:

1. Get the number of applicants invited for the AC.
2. Visit sHL and get the distribution of candidates in a typical assessment center. Someone once shared this in the past.
3. From (2) above, get the number of those left in the race.
4. Use the latest one in twelve and one in eleven info to calculate the number of potential successfuls.

@cashme. Mentioned something like intels changing with time. So it's possible the year of our independence has also voted for APC

P:S Kindly ignore this post if you feel the content is worthless to you. Quoting this post and insulting me when you know that the content is of no value to you will not be tolerated. Thanks.

ItsTime4me:
O really? But if this is the case, the authenticity of forkadict's and kaitung's posts would be brought into question. If, like you said, the number of those remaining is 133.333......% of my first figure i.e. 360, it follows that the actual number is 1.333*360=480 approx. Now, if we are to go by kaitung's most recent info, those to be taken in 4months' time = 480/12 = 40. And those to be taken in 7months' time would be (480 - 40)/11 = 40. This brings the total number to be absorbed to be 80, which defies the 1960 code. So, I feel the 360 figure is more like it, cos it is more in line with forkadict's and kaitung's posts, except their info is wrong. Whatever the case, # I will always rely on Jah's undeserved kindness

Nothing is cast in stone bro. The year we had our independence can turn to the year IBB staged his coup d'etat. It could even change to the year Buhari staged his. Again nothing is cast in stone.

Aphrodite4:
Why bother speaking in "codes" when a full NL page will be employed discussing the "codes" after itz bn decrypted. Going through Dplacement's posts one can surely see the difference.
Basically I see all the codes, puzzles, riddles, and parables as just folks trying to yank pplz chains.
Dont know what anonymity you're going to get from it since ppl r definitely going to speak plainly about it and your initial "code" is easily traceable by just a click (or tap).
Honestly it's nt the wait that's truly irritating, it's the geezers who come here with differentiation, integration, and relativity equations all under the pretense of giving candidates inside info we cdnt really give a rat's tail about.
We'll b contacted when we'll be contacted period.

Irritating, Geezers, Under the pretense, rat's tail. No further comments.

@Kaitung homeboy. I salute your courage. I learnt my bitter lesson long ago. Ever since, it's been #LipsSealed. Please do not stress yourself giving out any more info. As you can clearly see, 'They'll b contacted when they'll be contacted. Period.'

Respect homeboy.

cashme28:
Infact, the way e be now eh... i dey find meaning of this "LOLZZZZ" and "It is well" wey u just type...*decoding tins*

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Tor, u wan pursue me from nairaland be dat o.

I don't want to add more tension to the already tense situation.

Badema:
Chairman na condition dey mek cryfish bend ooo!

LOLZZZZ. I understand my broda. It is well.

If I stumble on anything I go still come drop am for here in German language. I no send bad belle people dem. It's just that the whole situation is too dynamic and can really challenge one's sanity.

MarieSucre:
You need to read my post again. You obviously have comprehension skills.
Let me break it down.
-Discipline your manhood
-Stop spending on girls just cause you wanna lay them.
-Become celibate. if you don't have sex, then which woman will start bothering you for money just like that.

But I doubt you'll take my advice. Stop behaving like a man-LovePeddler. Punaniii is not everything.

First of all, I don't need you to break sheet down for me. It must feel so good to talk trash to anyone online right?

You strike me as one petty and irritating girl cos one, this thread is DEAD going by the number of viewers. Second I visited this thread days ago, so why do you keep pulling me by my pants to this DEAD thread??

FYI. You need not bother to respond to this cos I WILL NOT VISIT THIS THREAD AGAIN. NOT BECAUSE OF YOU OR ANYONE OR ANYTHING ELSE.

BYE AND DON'T TAKE CARE!