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RomanceRe: Hilarious Photos Of #calabargirls Trending On Twitter by forkadict(m): 8:22pm On Mar 19, 2016
aNAIJAFAN:
#IbadanGirls nkor?
ROTFLMAO

I laff so Tey, I nearly choke.

Thank you for the Ibadan girl joke.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:57pm On Mar 19, 2016
cashme28:
An uncle tells his nephew, Junior, "If u take 1st in class i would buy you a new shoe before school resumes for the next term". Junior takes 1st in class and runs to his uncle, "Uncle see my report card, i took 1st in class". Uncle is happy and keeps silent about his promises for a long while.

2 days before school resumes, Uncle tells Junior, "I still remember my promise to you, i would buy you the shoe soon, u hear". Junior smiles and is ecstatic that his uncle has actually not forgotten his promise.

Mid-way into the new term, the Uncle comes back and says, "Junior, don't worry, your new shoe is coming soon". Junior nods in acceptance.
3 more terms have passed and Junior's Uncle is still promising to buy him the shoe.

What would Junior do?

1.) Junior knows that he did not beg his Uncle to buy him a new shoe, his Uncle said it out of his own volition.
2.) Junior knows that his Uncle has the money to buy him the new shoe.
3.) Junior is very much aware that if his Uncle had not promised to buy him the new shoe, he would still have managed his old shoe to school.
4.) Junior is not happy that his Uncle is delaying in keeping to his promise.
5.) Junior also knows that he cannot force his Uncle to fulfill his promise.
6.) Junior continues to carry 1st in class, whether his Uncle buys him the new shoe or not.

Be like Junior.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:50pm On Mar 19, 2016
LOLZZZZ. Bobz na wa o. One can no longer post innocently without folks reading meanings into my posts.

I just meant that there are 2 slots reserved. One for @ladyF for teaching me how to add special effects to posts on Nairaland like this [size=40pt]one[/size].

And the second slot was reserved for @Ezinne1990 for obvious reasons.

The remaining slots are still up for grabs.

By the way, I thot the general concensus here is that folks are not interested in anything short of specific date for the rapture?
RomanceRe: Man Beats Up Girlfriend After Promising Her Money But Only Gave Her Sex by forkadict(m): 6:20pm On Mar 19, 2016
MarieSucre:
Na you sabi o. No go discipline yourself. de girls wey dey come, dey force you. Dey jazz you. No take responsibility for your life. kontinuu to dey carry Ronke, Zainab and Chioma to Chicken republic. If you're celibate will you die?? May Konji not be your end amen.
By their posts, you shall know them.

You need to repent and stop depending on men for survival.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 12:21pm On Mar 19, 2016
sp500:
Does this imply that notification is coming soon. I mean d soon that is near
Naaaah. It was only an innocent post.
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Gives Reasons For The Psquare Breakup (pictures) by forkadict(m): 12:15pm On Mar 19, 2016
Shebi dem talk say na Paul be P square say Peter na the dancer for P square. So why do they want the ordinary dancer back?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 11:38am On Mar 19, 2016
Ezinne1990:
LMAOOOOO....... Smh
Well my fine self is doing pretty well thank you kiss
As for the wait....... Hmmmm, we dey try
I fully understand your pressure relief ideology, but sometimes, the longer the wait, the sweeter the berry wink
However, I'm gonna be selfless here and say Fire on with your importer-exporter business (koko water things), but be careful sha ohh, make them no cook "something" give u,hook u. Before u go dey sing another tune when the main container lands.......
Anyway that would be your loss though smiley
No wahala baby. Notin dey happen. U can trust me on that.

@All, it's official. It's now 1960-2.

I know it ain't easy cos I've treaded that path before. But please make the best use of the wait...
RomanceRe: Man Beats Up Girlfriend After Promising Her Money But Only Gave Her Sex by forkadict(m): 8:51pm On Mar 18, 2016
mcvaeey:
Nigerian girls and prostitution are like bread and butter.
I swear.

If I start to dey talk wetin dem don take my eye seehuh

Na small Dangote for take rich pass me. But naija chics don finish my money.... Na so so tax. Hair tax, recharge card tax, transportation tax, Performance tax, etc
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 8:42pm On Mar 18, 2016
Prinzofparis:
fire down jare...u get 'teeths'...

I no see d last part sha...
E beta as you no see the last part sha... lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 8:39pm On Mar 18, 2016
Ezinne1990:
U can't blame me na, After the reggae play the blues.... the blues, the blues
The people call me talk and do... I talk, I do
I no send una 'Sauces' cock-and-bull..... the bull, the bull

@Prinzofparis thanks for the JD jare, make i use am coolu temper.

@forkadict Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, please stop importing uniport girls to bonny. WAIT for me wink
LOLZZZZ.

First of all, how u doing baby and how are you coping with the wait?

About your request, I don't know your background cos I want to explain the implications and only engineers or guys with science backgrounds can have full understanding.

See, consider the uniport chics as engineers who come to a facility to relieve pressure from that facility in order for the facility to continue functioning safely. For a system that operates under pressure, sometimes it becomes absolutely necessary to vent pressure when it builds up to limits that are considered unsafe. It is this venting that the uniport chics (ordinary engineers) come to do. So, if we stop importing the ordinary engineers now and keep waiting for the Special engineer (you) what do you think will happen to the facility when the pressure has built up to unsafe levels? And the problem is we don't even know when the arrival of the special engineer is scheduled for.

But on the arrival of the special engineer on site, we can always sack the ordinary engineers and close down the importer-exporter business. Thats not a problem. Abi how you take check am?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 10:13pm On Mar 11, 2016
@Badema, @dchem, @itsTime4me. Thanks guys.
BusinessRe: Nigeria GDP Confirms What Central Bank Denies: Naira Hurts by forkadict(m): 9:20pm On Mar 10, 2016
AK481:
[size=25pt]APC!!!!![/size]



























[size=25pt]CHANGE!!!!![/size]
I am sure you meant

APC




CHAIN!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:37pm On Mar 10, 2016
Delgado47:
Worrisome it is, how almost anything and everything that happens in this country translates into further delays.

Move on, we should all try.

May the Force be with us.
Force ke? Force bawo? No be me o. May the Force be with you sha.


@All.
I should have come with this message looooong ago but I held back because of the potential counter attacks I was liable to once I went thru with delivering the message. I anticipate folks coming at me with lines like 'Forkadict, because you don manage enter now, you con dey tell us make we move on abi? Na so life be?' I could be accused of being inconsiderate, selfish and all that. It has happened before when I attempted informing yall about developments regarding your process thru codes. I heard lines like 'Forkadict that used to be part of us is now talking to us thru codes etc etc ' but still on still, I just feel the need to say this and i appeal to yall not to be cross with me.

First of all, it is just unnecessary and discourteous for anyone insulting and throwing all manner of vituperations at NLNG for the protracted recruitment process. I was affected as well but only that my wait was not as intense as yours. At least from the time I applied till when I resumed took 28 months. You guys are doing your 29th month if I am right. So guys this is coming from someone who has a practical experience of how excruciating the wait can be (in contrast some guys whose process went thru the normal circumstances) and I still share their sentiment by advising yall to please chill and cut the invectives.

I get really baffled when I hear people come with lines like 'my life has been put on hold by this process' how so? If anyone is like that then the person has himself strictly to blame for putting his life on hold and not NLNG. Do you have a certification to bag? Or an academic degree? Or marriage? You name it. Why not go ahead and anytime NLNG is ready to unfreeze this process and you are one of the lucky few, you simply decide whether you want to come on board or continue with your life as the case may be. And even if you decide to come on board, I don't know what programme you may be running that you can not put on hold and continue when you have eventually settled in at NLNG.

I have always said it and I still repeat that regarding your process, neither the son nor the angels knoweth but only the father. For all we know, the interview outcomes MAY even be communicated this month or later. Cos the eventual communication of interview outcomes does not necessarily translate to immediate resumption. There will still be another 6 months lag at least. So NLNG coming back to yall on interview outcomes this month and eventual resumption in 4th quarter or earlier is not a possibility to be ruled out.

Finally, this (and @Kaitung's last post) shouldn't mean that yall should abandon this thread. Let's still continue to commune and have fun on here like the end of this saga is tomorrow.

Still yours truly in this struggle,
Forkadict.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 6:25pm On Mar 08, 2016
airsaylongcon:
At all... Thanks. I can't start delving into d specifics but it seems I've been headhunted. Apparently the CEO of big pond was very impressed with my experience that she felt I will best serve the bathtub that is struggling with their operations. Bathtub CEO was so keen for me to start immediately but I chose to "yet him" (post him) so that I don't come across as cheap/desperate. I know I will work with them but na how to free myself from current boss now na be d koko. Cos the guy will be stunned to d centre of his bone marrow
Congratulations on your new job. I wish you the very best as you take on your new challenge.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 8:52pm On Mar 07, 2016
PresVA:
Very nice points. . Nobody is saying money is the ONLY driving factor..

Want to ask you something. . You said you can move to a company that pays you 50% of what you currently earn.. not just by saying it, sincerely tell us how many times you've applied and followed up with such companies?

Then, what makes a 'good ' company and what do you classify as a 'better' alternative? How do know nlng is a better company when you haven't tasted the waters? If nlng doesn't have money and consequently unpopular, would you still classify them as a good company? What convinces you that you would hv career fulfillment there even though you haven't worked with them? How did you know they would be better than your current place of work, therefore tendering your application?
Also, why did you classify going to Saudi as an alternative to nlng? Why not some other smaller companies? Or such companies don't offer career fulfillment? undecided
Why do openings in 'big companies' attract bigger population and competition? Na only them dey give 'job satisfaction' abi? wink

Everyone wants something big and better because they offer better packages and exposures . . Smaller companies can't do that because of finance. ...
Twenty one gbosas for you!

Make some noise for every member of the CASH MONEY TEAM one time.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 8:48pm On Mar 07, 2016
prelinctus:
See grown-ups hustling for FTC on nlng thread. Smh
What kinda person are you dudehuh?? You come across to me as a KILL JOY.

I may be wrong though. But it's as if you are always sad whenever you see people happy or having fun or whenever they are celebrating something good. And I really doubt I am wrong. Cos I have analysed your comments from wayyyyyy back. Lord have mercy on anyone who shares his personal good tidings with you thinking he's got a confidant.

In any case I wish you all the best sha.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 12:57pm On Mar 07, 2016
Aphrodite4:
Ok, i would have compared like for like if the rise of say the software Britannica was responsible for Encarta's discontinuation - it wasn't. Wikipedia's rise made it unprofitable for Encarta to continue in that sphere. Now you claim I said Wikipedia doesn't care abt money, now it seems you're confusing "liking money" with having need for the absolute lifeblood of any non-profit venture which is operating capital, which Wikipedia even solicits for (ever notice the donate button on the site?). Now Wikipedia receives content freely from contributors like linux distros like Kubuntu receive code to improve upon versions of the operating system free from the community which after "curating" will include in subsequent releases if they so wish. Wikipedia operates the same way with their content.
The WikipEdia model clearly disrupted Encarta's model just as Uber's taxi model is causing major disruptions in the traditional cab model (remember the French cabbie protests from last yr?).
Ever seen those highly technical wikis on topics like say engineering or science? You think hippies gave Wikipedia that content? They came from experts in that particular field and were given free for the sake of spreading knowledge and not for money. That's what got Encarta discontinued and that's the point my argument made.
Awaiting yours.
You're are only complicating this arguments without being able to make me reason with you. What are we arguing about? It is the top priority why people seeking employment. That's it. Stick to the scope of the argument. You first deviated by comparing Microsoft and Wikipedia which are not on the same Base on the one hand. And also these are not even individuals seeking employment or individuals that are employed. Now you are going further by comparing uber's taxi model vs traditional taxiing. Now this argument only underscores the importance of INNOVATION in the life of a business that's what I see which again is an analogy that is way way beyond the scope of this argument.

Let us remain within scope shall we. Lemme ask you. Have you ever seen anybody that is grossly dissatisfied with their current jobs, or even being conctantly abused and harrased by their employers but are only hanging on just because of what comes in at the end of every month? I bet you have.

On the other hand, have you ever seen anybody WORKING just for the experience and challenge and job satisfaction without being paid any salary? I bet not. So what are we talking about then?

I am only advocating for practicality and realness here. I am not a recruiter, neither is this an interview situation. I know interviewers hate to hear 'I want to join your company because I will earn more with you guys than I am earning with my present company.' But like I said, I ain't no recruiter.

I know for a fact that anyone that works has as his basic, primary, fundamental reason, earnings. All other reasons, job satisfaction o, challenges o, development of human race o, etc etc only come after.

This is my argument.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 6:33pm On Mar 06, 2016
Aphrodite4:
I watched a TED talk recently about motivation and what you said is truly spot on, if i remember correctly, the guy closed with the example of Microsoft's Encarta that employed thousands of experts and professionals to give content to that software, and Wikipedia which basically curates what it's given free of charge and even sometimes relies on donations to stay up.
Today Wikipedia has totally eclipsed Encarta (which is basically a discontinued software).
So if the money as a motivation argument was so solid how come it didn't work there, where the same experts and pros moved from Encarta that paid them for content to Wikipedia that takes money from them in the form of donations to the platform, you know?
Please pardon my late response to this but I have been having this persistent network challenge.

So your argument is flawed for the following reasons:
1. You violated the basic rules in comparative analysis which states that whatever you are comparing must be on the same Base. In other words, you compare like for like. You compared Microsoft a core capitalist outfit with wikipedia which is a purely non profit making foundation. You need to compare 2 profit making outfits if you intend to do a sound comparative analysis. For example had you mentioned that because Toyota cares so much about making money their cars are not selling as much as Honda that just makes cars without caring about making money then I would not only have agreed with you, I would also have rushed to go book for acura ZDX which happens to be my latest crush.

2. You said that wikipedia doesn't care about money or that money doesn't motivate them. But lemme tell you that it might interest you to know that the Wikipedia that doesn't care about money makes at least $210M on a monthly basis.

3. Wikipedia is a non profit making foundation. No such foundation can exist without money. Quote me anywhere. Or can you mention just one of such foundation that doesn't have ever healthy stream of incomehuh?

So due to these reasons, your argument doesn't fly with me.

Adieu.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 9:23pm On Mar 04, 2016
freeradical:
Guy im sure u have heard about maslows hierarchy of needs. Starting out yea money is the driving force for motivation but there comes time when other things will be far more important than money. You will get there pretty soon. Besides we r all wired differently. Some people don't need to earn so much to feel satisfied in life while some will gather the whole world and still they feel empty inside.
[size=20pt]Absolutely[/size].
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 9:06pm On Mar 04, 2016
barbiesparkz2:
Yeah.
Typing with my phone makes this coloring difficult.

About the money; I don't know about others o, but that money is verrry important.
I'm getting enough experience where I am but no shishi.
I feel you jare my sister. I worked for close to ten years in my former company. And I tell you that things I couldn't achieve in those ten years, I will achieve with [size=20pt]EASE[/size] in a year from now. And if I tell you my job title in my former company ehn, sooooo long. But after all said and done, na bank account dey call the shots.

But to each his own sha. No disrespect to those who prefer to work without earning much.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 8:37pm On Mar 04, 2016
What shall it profit a man to have all the skills in this world, have the biggest office in this world and have the longest job title and still struggle to make ends meet at the end of each month?

Living from paycheck to paycheck isn't life.

I have experienced both sides of the divide and I fully subscribe to the school of thought that says it's all about the money.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 8:28pm On Mar 04, 2016
ladyF:
[color=#000099 ] [ b]for color and bold fonts [ /b] [ /color] but remove the space bar.
You're mean like [size=24pt]this[/size]?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 8:25pm On Mar 04, 2016
Treyarch:
So it’s my FTCommenting here. Everyone’s been posting I’ll try and get into it.
I understand that certain staff of influence on the HR are likely to pay visits here once in a while. Well the first part of this is directed towards their attention.
While the decision by management to keep this recruitment indirectly on ice has been understandably due to recurring circumstances beyond internal control, the choice may have been made based on the assumption that the enthusiasm witnessed among applicants will remain constant even unto the appointed time. Well, except the management is only interested in recruiting graduates simply as an act of culture, the purpose of the exercise which I think should include gaining fresh perspectives (possibly ground-breaking in some rare cases) unburdened by the familiarity with the system is slowly but surely getting eroded. Though I have no business analyzing the minds of the to-be recruits from a management stand-point, I simply choose to point-out the possibility of finally recruiting minds that have replaced vigor for the experience with the current mentality of the nation’s average public servants (just get that piece of the national cake).
To my fellow “applicants” (that’s probli d politically-correct term been used at this time in bonny), we are all in this together..I think….unless some underground connections have silently taken GT positions then we not (lol). Frankly speaking, it’s time to get real with ourselves. After the over 70% fall in revenue and the massive cashflow drain from the ill-timed dividend payment to the FG last year. I don’t think the coffers of the company are looking friendly right now, I struggled to believe when I learnt the EH were taken in. Not that I’ve got the numbers to analyze but it’s common knowledge that shareholders care more about recording increased profits than any future plans to expand workforce. Which reminds me, “they said” NNPC bout to be broken into 30 different firms, issokay. and here comes one more possible upper level management hiccup in terms of mgmt and board re-shuffling to think of.

Now that I have stylishly completed my rant, TGIF!
In fact na [size=24pt]real[/size] [size=24pt]rant[/size] dis one be.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 8:21pm On Mar 04, 2016
airsaylongcon:
Na u sabi ó! If NanaF is who I think she is then no she didn't come late. Infact Ayam convinced I know her cos only two of those ladies cold have observed I had a funny tie knot... BonnyBabe (because I like shine shine things I quickly got chatting with her) and the slim quiet gurl(NanaF) who I remember sitting on the same table with while some people (they know themselves. They were UK based) descended on the snails with reckless abandon. Spacyzuma I lie? grin Spacy I think there were 4 of you that came in from the UK. Remember the big tall fair guy? There was also one computer guy.
[size=30pt]Really[/size]?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 8:19pm On Mar 04, 2016
ladyF:
lol you[/b] don make mistake
If I want colour and bold fonts at the same time nko? How I go do am?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 8:18pm On Mar 04, 2016
barbiesparkz2:
More like ... serve [color=#99000]womanity[/color]. cool
Hahahahahahahahahaha.

I guess your favourite colour[/color] is [color=#000099]blue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:56pm On Mar 04, 2016
ladyF:
lol どういたしまして (you're welcome in Japanese) grin
Hahahahahahahahahaha. @ LadyF no go[/b] kill[b] person[b][/b].
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:51pm On Mar 04, 2016
dway4ward:
E be like say 2 of una go collect room grin.
If na dat one, me I no [color=#000000]dey[/color] run from call to serve humanity.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:21pm On Mar 04, 2016
ladyF:
hahaha [size=30pt]Correct!!![/size] grin grin grin
ROTFLMAO. grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:18pm On Mar 04, 2016
ladyF:
[size=20pt]Oya[/size] do combo
[size=16pt]COMBO[/size] TO SURE

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