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Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:12pm On Mar 04, 2016










Or @ LadyF, would you prefer color green?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:05pm On Mar 04, 2016
Repeat in red. Make dem hear.

Yipeeeeeeee!

In fact, @LadyF, you have an automatic slot.
There are only 1960-1 slots left.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:03pm On Mar 04, 2016
ladyF:
To change color, you will see the "change color" drop-down menu. Select the color you want and click. Type your text inside.

E.g It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin

Sorry, couldn't think of another example to use. lol
I also can not think of another example to use IT'S LADYF AGAIN.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:00pm On Mar 04, 2016
ladyF:
Select the text, then click on the "B" button. Or you can do the manual way, type "[b ]" then type the text, then type "[ /b]" without the space bar.

You don launch new page angry
You're mean I should do it like this?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 6:34pm On Mar 04, 2016
Please can you guys teach me how to embolden texts on here or how to change font color. Each time I try to do it, the post gets duplicated.
Thanks in advance.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 6:05pm On Mar 04, 2016
Dfavouredone:
What does forkaddict knows grin grin grin After all he is not the father and knoweth not the day of rapture, not even the season. wink wink
LOLZZZ. Abi o my broda. Neither the son, nor the angels knoweth... Only the father.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 12:34pm On Mar 04, 2016
ItsTime4me:
I once said those guys guys are incompetent, some people here did not believe me. You don't know how capable a decision maker is until he faces a dire situation. Waiting for things to be perfect before he can make decisions is a huge indication of INCOMPETENCE. I hope someone from Nlng is reading this. Take it from me that una core value of excellence na mere washi. It's in tough times that you can really proove that you are excellent. Taking forever to make a decision on a recruitment that has lasted for close to 3 years? Haba!! What height of INCOMPETENCE! una no get shame for eye? Nlng is even more confused than Nigeria herself. After una go dey claim excellence. Excellence my black ass. Anything una like make una do. I dey cane my line dey go cos # I still believe in Jah's undeserved kindness
Bobz, you harsh o. Dis one too mush na.

I don't even know what to say...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:36pm On Mar 03, 2016
[quote author=Ezinne1990 post=43405981][/quote]Thanks for the compliment. Looking forward to meeting you guys when you arrive the island.

Stay safe.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m):
cashme28:
To put in perspective, current sal = previous salary × S, where S is a +ve integer between 10 and 15.
S is 8.

Pls my previous post wasn't meant for you. Kindly disregard. Thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m):
cashme28:
Well I think forkadict was just alluding to the exposé going on in the house between @airsaylongcon and @NanaF.

The Book of Revelation has always been open. The prophecies therein are, however, yet to be fulfilled.
***Modified***

Spot on . I was only commenting on the expose between @NanaF and @airsaylongcon and the exposé that he attended UNIBEN.

Na to dey attach disclaimer to every post now.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 10:43pm On Mar 02, 2016
freeradical:
It's really been very difficult for all of us but we have held on this far...as we draw to the conclusion of this heart wrenching recruitment process I urge us all to never forget the lessons we learned all through this. For one I've learnt that the value of this Nlng job that made us exercise so much patience, effort and zeal to land this job is that which we ascribed to it. We need to also discover the important things of our existence as well...those things that really have true values...things that we can call our treasures and apply the same or even double effort, zeal and patience in order to achieve it. In all lets not forget the role of the almighty in getting us this far....even for those that don't believe in God we can't deny that there is an air of providence that has brought us to this point.
This recruitment has become more than just a recruitment. It came big and like a raging tornado sucked us all in and for 3 years now we have been whirling inside the hopes and dream of a better life in Nlng. This past three years have had its toll on all of us even if any choose to deny it. There have been opportunities lost and forgone, careers ended, hopes dashed great despair and endurance in suffering. Do not forget all these things once you cross into the island. I believe we will come out of this wiser, stronger and better men and women.

I salute u all my comrades. Onward onward we march!

NLNG, make your move.
I swear una go forget all these things when dem slam you your first salary. I tell my people that this great company doesn't pay staff their salaries. They SLAM them their salaries.

I have only been slammed my first salary and I had a seizure. Imagine how many more seizures there are in the pipeline.

#ThankYouJesus.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 11:42am On Mar 02, 2016
Now the book of Revelation is being opened...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 8:26pm On Mar 01, 2016
Badema:
Boys are not smiling!
Men are just watching!
Women are just laughing!
NLNG is just dribbling!

@kaitung compliments of the new month, @forkadict's welcome back!

@uchboggy i dey hail.
Thanks bro
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 8:23pm On Mar 01, 2016
dane15:
So 5 things are on my mind:

1. Baba addict nor dey vex again- I am the happiest soul on earth.

2. You know something we seem not to know about QMD1215- I may be wrong but I may also be right.

3. You an insider has confirmed that Kaitung is legit - Oh boy! That moment when an Oracle crowns another Oracle as a super oracle in the same class with Al Nicer!

4. We should squeeze him out- Ha baba! With all due respect you and I know Kaitung be like smoke... He appears and disappears @ will! You barely even catch him observing.

5. You might be willing to either squeeze him and decode to us with all your full encryption system as usual or tell us another adoption story but this time, kindly confirm x in the algebra {Qx+Mx+Wx+Dx =120 Children} from left to right to the extent possible with respect to the date of adoption. Moreover, "Does 20 children per time" confirm the phased adoption hypothesis which some seers have been bandying?

I see good news around the ides of Q1M3 though.

I have a feeling that Al Kaitung and Al Nicer will not really mind provided you solve the equation in an encrypted manner if you can.

But seriously, it feels good to have you back in your full joviality. That Island doth really make a merry soul.

And this is for dway4ward please can you do a little write-up on S&P because it appears my understanding and yours are different wrt the Al Kaitung Theorem.
Bro. For some reason, I found your post very funny. Ok lemme answer your queries bro:

1. LOL. It feels good 2 b back in the gathering of my brethren.

2. I don't know jack about any date. I always say that regarding when d trumpet shall sound, neither the son, nor the angels knoweth but only d father. Your issue was mentioned in a meeting that I was privileged to attend and d OLORIOKO said something about u guys process. No date was mentioned about mails, resumption or anything. He only said something about what @kaitung had earlier mentioned in here about peniSS and PPussy. That was how I came 2 d conclusion regarding @Kaitung's legitimacy.
3. I guess this has been answered in (2) above.
4.LOL. U don confirm say @kaitung na smoke. How you con want make me take catch smoke kwanu?
5. Regarding the number of believers that will make it heaven when the trumpet sounds, I have codedly dropped d figure in the past. That was d info @ my disposal at the time. With the oil prices rallying, and with business exigencies, the number may have an upward review. Just intensify prayers. With God, all things are possible.

Dat your equation na die o! It somehow reminds me of the quote neither the son nor the angels...
Cos if we assume the first x from the left to be one, it's still very possible. Cos we still have a month in hand. Don't rule out x=1. Anything can happen in one month. I got my success notification on the 30th of April 2015. So you see...
Imagine, if I had ruled out receiving the mail in April.

Q1M3 shouldn't be discarded. But my gut feel tells me Q2 is more likely. This is strictly my gut feel o. Ehen. Before una start to dey quote me out of context.

It feels good to be back posting on the thread.

But on a lighter note. I have not been impressed by bonny chics. So I have turned into an importer and exporter of chics into and out of the island. My nickname na IGWE Ugburugburu1 importer-exporter.

Nna ehn, it is a very very serious chumchin.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 10:45pm On Feb 29, 2016
barbiesparkz2:
Feels good to hear(read) you in your jovial self.
The silence here no be am.

Seriously hoping for some news from your people next month.
Thanks so much.

All I will say is dat you should keep the faith. Yall will least expect when they will get back to you.

Lemme tell you a story sis. No tell anybody o.

There is a certain wealthy man who had plans of adopting say about 20 children a time. And he intends to send these children to school in obodo oyinbo for at least 8 months. Then his business came under very serious threat. He was already starring at loss making eyeball to eyeball. If you were this wealthy man, what would you do? Do you disagree with this man chilling until his business begins to improve before he proceeds with his adoption plan?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 9:53pm On Feb 29, 2016
NPComplete:
I hope by "chics" u mean baby chickens. No tell me say u don begin run those Bonny babes within this short period wey u take enter so.
Who am I even kidding? See d name wey u even give urself. Baba oo. Chop d life small small o. smiley
Beforehuh

Wetin you expect?

In fact I am exercising serious restraints. Otherwise, King of Bonny for don summon me come hin palace for serious warning for disturbing his female subjects.

It might interest you that I am still a last small boy near some guys here o. There is one expat that anytime he wants to relax, he can only do so with 2 chics at a go. He says it is a sin to go to bed with one chic a time. You can imagine. The guy na my mentor. I look up to him in matters of life (and death). I dey carry nyansh for am anytime.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 8:38pm On Feb 29, 2016
A big big shout out to my homies on this thread. Too many names to mention. Yall know yourselves.

I have been in the shadow land and @LeoDevinci happens to be my neighbour.

Yall clearly misunderstood @kaitung's post concerning Feb 15 or thereabout.

Whatever the case, whatever he says, I have done my background check and the dude is LEGIT.

If only you can squeeze out more info from him...

@ Kaitung, you wanna know how I arrived @ this conclusion?

#BackToTheShadowsToHuntForChics
PoliticsRe: Why We Can’t Recover Funds Looted By Alison-madueke, Others — Presidency by forkadict(m): 4:53pm On Feb 21, 2016
You MOFOS have just 3 months to your first year in office. And you CAN NOT point at one single achievement.

O MA SEE O!
PoliticsRe: Sheriff’s Chairmanship: PDP Faces Mass Defection by forkadict(m): 4:32pm On Feb 21, 2016
taymeesan:
**yawns**

Guys check my signature for ur joystick enlargement pump and get results in 3weeks. 100% natural and safe wink wink
I will only check your signature if you can provide evidence that your own deakin is 31 inches long.
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Apologizes To Unilag Students by forkadict(m): 7:48pm On Feb 20, 2016
dragonking2:
Has buhari ever apologized for the erroneous and corrupt budget he signed? You are the hypocrite not ben Bruce.

Ben Bruce for President 2019
Imagine!

Na Ben Bruce for president now. How gullible can some people be.
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Apologizes To Unilag Students by forkadict(m): 7:46pm On Feb 20, 2016
LOLZZZZ.

Dis goon couldn't plan and organise a flawless event with 5k guests.

Yet he will be all over twitter critiquing people on a per second basis charged with the responsibility of catering to millions of Nigerians.

Common sense senator turns ode senator.

Ogbeni, abeg pocket your apology.

Mtscheeeeew
RomanceRe: She's Stingy, Should I Dump Her? by forkadict(m): 7:02pm On Feb 18, 2016
Cholls:
my brother that's how some naija women are.........don't blame them blame those useless guys wey spoil dem.
I swear!

U spend 30k on top chic wey no be ur wifehuh

Dem suppose flog dis op I swear.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 6:49pm On Feb 18, 2016
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 5:24pm On Feb 16, 2016
airsaylongcon:
Guy give us gist na. How is "paradise"? How the AC dey be? What does d air smell like? Is the ground made of gold? Or diamond? Do the taps flow milk? Honey? Above all what's the work environment like? Work ethic nko?
Hmmmm maguy I really don't know where to start from. And this is regardless of the fact that many things are happening which ought not to due to all the 'katakata' happening in the industry. But still on still maguy na real paradise. Just to mention one point, they really have the welfare of their staff at heart. This makes you feel special. Amongst a host of other reasons.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 1:18pm On Feb 16, 2016
Saved2Serve:
forkadict bro, you never wan hang booth ni? sideline bench dey here ooo. come perch with me. siddon dey look tinz grin
Nope, I never ready hang booth o. U be one of the guys wey go show next month?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 6:22am On Feb 16, 2016
A freaking new day, a freaking new outlook. No carrying over of the previous days emotions.

No time....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 10:08pm On Feb 15, 2016
For the gees that reached out in the past 2 pages or so, I thank yall. And I apologise for the outburst.

I don't know anybody on here from Adam and I am trying to do the little I can ( or so I thot ) to alleviate the intensity of the wait. But a few clowns just fall short of asking me to walk up to the GM HRD and ask 'Oga abeg GTs say make i ask you say na when gan gan you wan send letter?'

Isn't that crazy?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 9:47pm On Feb 15, 2016
During your AC if I remember vividly, weren't you guys told by NLNG staff about resumption being scheduled for Q1huh

As Q1 is no longer achievable will you then call the people who mentioned Q1 'oh ha' liars or whathuh?? This should tell the discerning minds a lot about events.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 9:27pm On Feb 15, 2016
davide470:
Forkadict, Calm down Sir.. Let the sun not go down in thy state nor demeanour.


Prelinctus et al, it's enough!
Oga mi. I don gentle o. I am still very loyal to your regime o. We are still together. Notin dey happen.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 9:22pm On Feb 15, 2016
ceetee:
My oga though u may not believe me but I have absolutely nothing against u, I just said what I observed without laying any insults.


As a man/leader u should be able to cope with criticism and not make decisions when u r angry.


In summary any info worth giving is worth giving well. And let the reason for divulging the "info" be that of service and not a tool to lord over anyone.

Also let's consider the non-Christians in our cryptic encryptions. Lol. Goodnight people.
Father let your will be done.
For the first paragraph, even if you had anything against me, how would that remove a strand of hair from my headhuh

Reallyhuh? I guess in your twisted dictionary, criticism is the same as false accusation like @prelinctus did. Or criticism is making a perverted comparison like you compared a JJC with an 'omo onile.'

In summary, any wait worth waiting is worth waiting well. And let the reason for the waiting be patience and not a tool to come here and make insane comparisons.

As for the last paragraph, the advise is coming too late. Like I told @prelinctus, there will be no further mention from me on this issue. So as the self appointed spokesperson for the non Christians, please convey my sincere apologies and ask them to worry no more.

Father, let your will be done in our lives.

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