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ceetee:
Sir Forkadict I hail thee. I know what I’m about to say will be very unpopular so here it comes:
As someone who went through an excruciating wait similar to this I’m utterly surprised by your recent posts.
U have provided next to no information for us but only succeeded in letting us know that u have the info but can’t divulge it. That helps nobody. U r beginning to make DPlacement look like a nice guy.
On the no of intakes u said something about 1960 (pretty vague owing to the various permutations). Seems u heard when the process will end but what u said was at informative as their last mail. Ah ah give us something.
Nicer once helped someone rectify his AC invite in a matter of minutes (sure that wld have been easy for NLNG to trace) nothing happened to him, artmedia’s source has been dishing out somewhat substantial info be it Q1 or something; nothing happened to him/her.
People kept mute after AC cos they were in direct competition with one another. I understand why it might be difficult to talk but pls any info worth giving is worth giving well.
Just saying ur level of encryption makes ur info very vague and bordering on annoying.
Put urself in our shoes. We know how u were when the wait was scattering ur dada.
Regardless, Father let your will be done.

I hail you too.

How tha fork can you compare me with @Nicer. First he is in HR and I ain't. Second he must have spent at least 8 years in the system and I have spent how long So I ask you, is this a fair comparison? Not withstanding my JJC status, I still felt obligated to tell u guys 'something' immediately it flipped past my ears albeit not as explicitly as you might want. And all you could come up with was this unfair comparison?

So my encryption even annoys you when you had options available to you? You could skip the cryptic posts, you could read and dismiss whatever is contained in them, yet you chose to do neither. Yet you chose to tell me to my face that my posts are ' bordering on annoying' (abi how you take talk the grammar again sef).

All I've got to say is NO WAHALA.

Regardless, Father, let your will be done in our lives.

prelinctus:
The guy is gradually towing dplacement's path in playing mind games. Let him continue, he will be shocked when he's umasked. Ask dplacement and fanice.

Kikikikikikikikikikikikikiki.

Just the same way you went and asked Dplacement that I counted my chickens and they all were hatched? Since he told you that some people fail medicals and I didn't

I will be shocked when I am unmasked?? I have told you this before and I will repeat it. I have only one account since I joined nairaland in 2011. And I will never have more than one account. If for whatever reason this handle gets banned by some trigger happy mods, then it's bye bye altogether to nairaland. So Mr SSS DG, how about exploiting your unmasking talent elsewhere?

You accuse me of playing mind games when all I did was to lookout for yall as safely as I could. For this false accusation, I hand you over to God and I swear to you that TILL WE ALL FIND SOME CLOSURE TO THIS SAGA, I WILL NEVER AGAIN UTTER ANYTHING REGARDING THIS RECRUITMENT EXERCISE.

Shalom.

dane15:
Dplacement tried. He was in already; he had no business telling us anything but his pointers were both helpful and included disclaimers. “…… Make of this what you can”. I miss that line.
People like him force Nigerians to think hard and pick out clues that are available and use them to make meaningful information. Some people will still ask for the hour, minute and second that the email will be sent. Na their way. So they will surely not like people like Dplacement.
What amazes me is if Dplacement’s information does not make sense to you, why is it so difficult to ignore him as if he never existed?

Nicer has tried but if you and I were Nicer and we see all these so called “Jack Bauers” that the nation needs to help us check corruption who are jostling to enter NLNG. Who are busy unmasking and remasking, wouldn’t you save your career first? Anyways, I would.

Baba Addict has tried. Honestly, some of us here will not even utter a word after getting their offer letters. I am sure of this. Especially based on the comments we’ve been making - very selfish at times. This guy is on close to NGN22m p.a God bless his soul and still goes out to give us nuggets and clues which we can easily add up, corroborate to find out the truth yet we resort to name calling and mudslinging because he won’t risk the dream job he has been praying and fasting over for about two years for our own selfish interests.

Considering the small population of experienced hires taken, I believe any slip can easily be tracked by the HR monitors.
If Baba addict’s information does not make sense to you, why is it so difficult to ignore him as if he never existed?

Now, Artmedia! This guy’s selflessness is so crazy. He reminds me of a certain gentle man- Mesut Ozil. Football fans know what I mean. His information has saved a lot of people High BP and Hypertension.
And the way he even mentions his sauce, I wonder whether he will not put her in trouble. Can you imagine? We all know she is a she.
Some people would have enjoyed the benefit of the info alone. Yet he comes out here and dishes it like I am going to give him 10% of my salary when I get in.
And someone is still talking to him anyhow! If you have issues with his information, Oga the Oracle Throne is vacant, come and take it!

My disposition: I will be surprised if we get any emails today. (Not like that is not obvious already).
That brings me to another point-Kaitung said QMD1215 and talked about S and P. He never mentioned emails. God will help some people sha.
One thing that is certain [b]for now [/b]is that Q1 notification is real. Resumption may be 2 or 3. So if I were you I will adjust my countdown machine to March 31st. If it comes earlier then fine.

God bless your body, spirit and soul for this!

I will respond to those clowns @prelinctus, @scarletdp and the third person in a bit. If I have to unfollow the thread afterward, then so be it.

I have waited for a golden offer like this for thirteen long, excruciating and difficult years. And when God in His infinite mercies decided to intervene in my situation, some clowns want me to compromise it just a few weeks into the job All because of their own selfish interests You want me to risk my neck just for your sakes

An adage in Yoruba language goes 'Ti a ba gun iyan si inu ewe, ti a bu obe sinu epo epa, Eni ba ma yo a yo' Translated means ' If you serve a meal of pounced yam and soup in a leaf and groundnut 'case' those that will eat to their satisfaction will do so.

These guys have accused me of speaking in codes. Meanwhile a few guys got my messages 100%. @freeradical and @vantage to mention but a few. I don't know what more these jokers want.

freeradical:
QMD1215 is here finally...@kaitung once it clock 1600hrs and we don't get the mail for your own safety just stay the heck outta this thread!...same goes to u @extraterrestrial

LOLZZZZ. Me nko?

#SeekingAssylumTinzInTheShadows.

Attention:@LeoDivinci

Technocrat12:
We honestly dont pardon you.! Thats not fair at all.!

My apologies if you feel that way. But sometimes in life, it pays to view issues from others' perspective and not just yours. I am very sure that when the successful ones get in, they will understand why it is not wise to talk in black and white on issues like this. Ever heard of 'confidentiality agreement?'

NanaF:
You're not Kaitung? Can this get anymore confusing?

Nope, I am not @Kaitung.

artmedia:
The way people go dey refresh their mailbox every 5mins tomorrow will be crazy. email servers go just crash. The countdown I see here is quite intense. Kaitung is gearing up to ascend the oracle throne.

@Forkadict, how far our call to prayer?


#WeWait...
#Shalom...

Hmmmm. I really wish I could talk.

Lemme say upfront that I will be surprised and very much so if @Kaitung's prophecy about tomorrow comes to pass. But please note, I am not in any way accusing him of being fake. We wait with bated breath together. My position on actual time of rapture has always being one of 'Neither the angels in heaven, nor the son of man knoweth but the father.' That has not changed.

Having said that, need i also say that I was only opportuned to hear 2 archangels mention ' The believers that will be joining us soon' at some point in the not too distant past.

As earlier mentioned, I really wish I could talk in black and white. Please pardon my cryptic post.

ladyF:
Lol thank you for those words from above.

We all pray we will not be found wanting on that day when our saviour comes. Im guessing 90 is the percentage of the world population that will make it to heaven instead of the previous 120%

I wonder how soon is this "sooon" Which Q will it be? Is the Q also among the numbers on the year we got our independence or do we have to wait till the second or third coming?

I do hope to see the glory of the Lord soon. We still believe in Jah's undeserved kindness.

Hmmmm my sister, Jesus Christ said, narrow is the way...

Narrow is the way...

Narrow is the way...

What I see in your post is an Express way.

In the Bible, Jesus Christ said that when the end is come, there shall be perilous times. There will be trouble, there will not be enough money etc.


In the year we had our independence, 2 numbers in there represent the number of believers that will make it to heaven.

He who has an ear, let him hear what the spirit is saying to the church. Jesus Christ said that narrow is the way that leads to heaven.

It is my prayer that we all shall meet in heaven.

This is for the Muslims. Check your times, the call to prayer is nigh.

And for the Christians, Jesus is coming soon.

ladyF:
It's best if you guys keep an open mind still. As far as I'm concerned, NLNG didn't do anybody anybody any good by sending out "recruitment is still ongoing", I mean, we all know/knew the recruitment is/wasn't finished yet, none of us needed a reminder for that.

Interpreting it as a success mail will be a sorry case of counting ones chickens before they hatch. What stopped them from making it less ambiguous? Maybe they should have even sent a blank mail...it's almost the same thing!!!!!!

Anyway sha...Happy New Work to Forkadict and Happy New Month to everyone.

LOLZ @ happy new work. But the greeting make sense sha.

Thank u. I wish u d very best in d concluding part of d ( e don too tey) exercise

Crr7:
Happy new month folks, wish us the best of the ‎new month ahead.

Congratulations to forkadict & co. as you resume on the Island. Wish you guys a long standing career. ‎

Many thanks. I have relished every single minute of my stay here thus far.

Waiting for yall 2 come onboard as well... and soon too.

Shalom.

cashme28:
So how did forkadict finally resign? Hope it was drama-free?

My broda. NLNG break my backbone. I had already strategised how I intended to deal with the mofos. But alas, as part of the documentation involved in joining NLNg was this referral form that will be sent to my former employers for their complimentary or uncomplimentary comments about me. So the tin just make me gentle. I had to do all my best to ensure our parting was amicable. I swear the tin pain me gaan.

ebrahym:
sorry about your loss, God will provide..

how was the performance of that phone, was it better than s6 edge plus? and please where did you see it at 178k? i am looking for it or s6 edge plus dual

I know nothing about the S6. I got it for dat price @ SLOT in computer village, Lagos.

I am not quite sure about what u mean by performance. Perhaps you may state specifically what you are interested in.

Cheers.

My heart goes out to my home boy @whatsupguys and also to all those that got the regret mails. Like someone rightly mentioned there are many routes to the top. I would just like to encourage yall to persevere. I have also missed many 'great' opportunities as well in the past. But my story is different today and that is only possible cos I kept trying. Many of my ex classmates that we graduated together have even stopped applying. The few that apply only do so to openings that ask them to come for interviews straight. But imagine small me, still sitting for aptitude test well over a decade after graduation. And countless regret mails on the side as well.

So maguys, DO NOT LET THIS HINDER YOUR QUEST FOR GREATNESS.

And as for the rest still in the game, I wish yall the best of luck.

Cheers.

If u sabi d kain one chance wey I enter ehn, you go pity me.

I bought a samsung note5 dual sim in november last year for 158k. 3 weeks later, it was picked from my pocket on d island @ agarau specifically. Fast forward to 6 weeks later when I felt I was ready to go get a replacemnet. Lo and behold it sold for 178k.

Dollar no go kill person

Abeg when you guys eventually resume at NLNG, will they refer to you guys as Graduate trainees? Abi papa/mama trainees?

I never see 31 year old wey b graduate trainee before o. That even pre supposes you guys resume this year. HIAN!

Serious forking is already taking place in their paradise as we speak.

Chai I envy these guys o. 72 virgins!

Allah Sarki!

But I hope they went with erektion enhancers sha.

I really wonder the kind of mugus Ice prince and his fellow goons in this matter are.

You have been presented with a plethora of overwhelming evidence of a guy forking the life out of your chic and you are still living in self denial.

O ma se o. What a pity!

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Gerrahere mehn

U also put your hands in your pockets while we frog jump for the flimsiest of reasons.

U harass us on the roads with your stoopid sirens and woe betide anyone that doesn't give space for you.

Minor scratches on the roads involving your car's that could be settled amicably, and the driver would wish he was not born.

Ogbeni soldier, this is your real job description and not all the human rights violations you guys commit in town. Last time I checked, you signed up for this VOLUNTARILY.

But for the sake of your loved ones, may God protect you and keep you safe.

Saved2Serve:
February? More like waiting for us too to get offer. *winks*

I guess so. Further, I feel it will b easier to induct as a large group once rather than in multiple groups of twos or threes.

vantage7:
Seems that info that we were all hoping is false is true afterall. Oga @ forkadict pls elaborate.

I was just reacting to MaforBae's post. I gat nothing to elaborate bro.

But I know one thing for sure- all is well.

TonyeBarcanista:
SMH......He should save himself the troubles by returning whatever he had stolen.

Ogbeni, you don renounce your membership of the Wailers Association ni? Cos PDP have never stood for probity, transparency and accountability in the sad history of our dear country.

whatsupguys:
Hehehe... Good for February, enough time to prepare for very many years of sojourn on the Island. ...pray for us as we dont understand again ooo

Yeah true. I am having as much rest as I can now and will begin shopping and other psychological preps in earnest.

Bro, me sef confuse pass all of una on top d marra. But we can't really blame them tho. But then, we may still blame them cos by now u guys shud have had a situation report.

whatsupguys:
How is the Island sir?

LoL. I haven't resumed yet. Altho, I opted for Jan resumption but was advised to chill till Feb say my blood too dey hot.

And quite a few of us were advised to. I wasn't the only one.

So are we looking at Jan 2017 resumption?

Allah Sarki!

WHAT THA HECK IN GOD'S NAME IS THIS?

babafirst:
When person no be small pickin.How person go collect bag from another person to deliver im no check am?And he get some countries wey if you dey travel go even envelope dem no dey collect(Singapore,Malaysia and China etc).Like you,I am also scared of 'pls help me take or bring that bag'.For me oooh,to even follow keke NAPEP from Barnawa to Angwa-Rimi if you give me message to carry I MUST check am thoroughly first.

KD Boy. I salute.

I am sure the line 'To serve Biafra with all my drugs" must be in their National pledge.

euphoria:
It is more than that, y r u coding

Before I respond to this post of yours, I need to ask if you understood the code at all. If you do, I dare you to crack it on here.

AnswerP:
For those that have resumed at the island. How is the condition there and what are those yet to resume would be expecting. Your response would be welcomed.

No one has resumed. Most EHS will resume next month.