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fashrola:
Now I know you have a crush on SafariGirl....u guys should marry already

Na so people dey talk o.

But she don't talk say me I get big belle say she want 6 million packs.

Where I go get DAT one kwanu?

Hehehehehehe

Pastor Uti's be preaching that the more you have sex with different women you are inheriting their demons. Hehehehe

If true, then I am possessed with 3000 demons and I need urgent deliverance.

@Safari girl. Please come and deliver me. Fix the time, venue and date and I shall be there.

Housemates were first talking about kissing. Discussion rapidly changed to a sex tutorial.

Housemates involved are uti, tayo, feza, vimbai,

Passive listeners are goitse, Idris, JJ, snipe, mam Bea etc

decanta:
Lol

Pl-e-a-se

braindamage:
Just when you sit down to watch these hotshots, Nepa reminds you they are the real hotshots

Hahahahaha

pwettytemmy:
really.
really. no wonder u are my paddy on this thread.
#better by far.

I see you babes.

I see you.

decanta:
You are somebody that likes things to go in sequence ,you plan your life and make sure everything goes according to your plans.
You are not generous but you are not thrifty either ,you make sure money is used for things that you consider useful.
You are not a fashionista but you make sure your outfit is neat and trim ,whenever you are up and about.
You hate it when people use your thing without your consent.
You are a neat person,maybe not so much on your surroundings ,but your outfit must be pressed and ironed before you go anywhere.
You don't often apologise or take corrections because you try to justify any action you take.
You are not a womaniser, and contrary to what many people might think the woman in your life does not have a big bakassi.
How did I do?

Try mine

Dannyxy:
mam Bea just told idris she likes someone, she finds the person mature.

guess who?

Uti

russello:
My broda! I dey o

Evry evry dey pure as baba dey bless us with him goodness.

I dey enjoy ur post just as always

But why una come cancel d elekshun nah?

Hope say na for the greater good of the masses?

Too many ghost voters. You, Dannyxy, Adeddayo. So for integrity sake the election your votes had to be declared null and void.

Final count is only 3 people.

spade:
Ahhhh... You attended "Better By Far", didn't you?

Hehehehehe.

Dude, your head too dey there.

Addebayo:
If i hear... My vote must count o orelse we go scatter everything

LMAO.

Your ballot paper is a snatched paper.

Your name is a fake name used by PDP.

ochon:
You dey mind them?

But Saf has been consistent. She's always been about 6-pack dudes.

Mtscheeeew.

Wetin dat one sabi??

Her opinion is highly irrelevant in this matter for obvious reasons. Only sugar mamas dem are crazy about 6 packs.

enter street dey flaunt 6 packs, make me enter dey flaunt my cash make we see who go fork chic pass.

6 packs ko, 6 billion packs ni.

ochon:
LOL. If them marry, them go born an opinionated Tayo look-alike.

WELL, what can I say?

spade:
Second time:

1. Kogi Uni
2. University of Ibadan!!!

First is wrong.

Second is CORRECT!

spade:
Your first degree -- UNIABUJA
Your Second Degree -- UNILAG

Wrong on both counts.

russello:
Aswerrigod!

I have always virtualized this two 2geda.

Just imagine the two of em dey kiss...FIESTY!

I'm very certain both of em will enjoy each other companionship as lovers lol

hahahahahahahahahaha.

Abeg no kill me wit laff.

tng:
From another BB forum. Hmmm fork is trending

And who is the boo in question?

Pray tell.

ochon:
LMAO.. So you are indirectly saying Fork's got a pot-belly?

BTW Naija chics particularly lag chics wey dem eye dey chook steady dey send 6 packs?

Knowing my Naija environment and my naija chics. Its money over packs any freaking day.

6 packs ko, 6000 packs ni.

spade:
Fork Adict is probably a UNILAG bwoy!

naaah.

UnNILAGGGG??

I HATE that school with a passion!

I always tell their graduates to their faces that their certificates are worth 3 for five naira. as in you will acquire 3 degrees in 3 different disciplines at the cost of five naira. No apologies here. Toooooooooooo much distraction in that school.

ochon:
LMAO.. So you are indirectly saying Fork's got a pot-belly?

LMAO.

Joke of the century.

Same way some idiots described me as fat on the BB thread last year.

LMAO

v24m:
My Bro went to FUTO tooo trust me those guys are really sound. I guess its cause they are more into their books than chics .

So which Uni you go Addict

Well,

I am actually skeptical of revealing personal info about myself on social media. reason why i put up my pix for the first time this year since BB Amplified. Please dont blame me, its a phobia.

But if it will make any difference, My first degree (B.Eng) was from a university in North central region.

My second degree (M.sc) is from one of the 5 first generation universities.

spade:
Situated in a massive piece of land surrounded almost entirely by forestry and small hamlets, the school is like a "Social Alcatraz" where you're almost completely cut off from the urban craze (unlike IMSU, which is known for flexing).
The fact that it focuses only on Science and Tech programs with difficult entry level scores also means there is a higher concentration of geeks and nerds with intense academic rivalry.
Now, cap that off with a male-female ratio of 7:1 and... well... you have the perfect recipe for a geek mecca in your hands.

Thanks so much.

Aprreciative.

decanta:
Nah....safari girl is mine and mine alone.

Please by all means do have her. All of her.

***Singing***

I surrender, I surrender all.

I surrender, I surrender all....

ochon:
Who else, apart from me, can feel the chemical romance oozing out of Forkadict and Safarigirl's posts? These two seem destined for each other. Fiesty lovers. Since last year till now, they don't want to be open about their love.

hahahahahahahahhahaha

No comments.

russello:
Egbon mi I throway salute from yonder.

Abeg make u add my name join o.

Me sef dey gbadun d babe post wella

Homeboy.

Hwdy now? Long time. i no too dey see you for this side this year.

As per that election, the President of the land don cancell the election o.

PDP tinzzzz.

spade:
FUTO! The land of the noble geeks.

I freaking knew it!

But whats it with FUTO tho?

Every single graduate of FUTO that I've met is sound. can you just tell me a little about the school tho. If you dont mind. Cos i dont understand that part.

Abeg no be epistle o. like @Ochon. But something not too lenghty on why all futo grads I've met are sound aboout 6-10 of them. thanks.