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safarigirl:
I've made far more intelligent posts on this site than this nikka that keeps disturbing my mentions with his pettiness. If you don't understand my posts it's simply because they are beyond your intellectual capacity. Now kindly stop polluting my mentions. Danke

hahahahahahahahahaha.

Intelligent posts that are waaaaay waaaay off point in almost ALL instances.

Intelligent posts indeed.

decanta:
Lol the first movie I acted, the man promised to give me a major role alongside Nonso diobi.....when I reached there ,the man forgot about me after lodging me in one cheap hotel at Asaba( zenith hotel or something) after he remembered about me on sat ,just about two days till the movie ended,he called me and gave me an extra at a party where the lead actress meets her man.( real waka pass)
You would think with the way I act here I would fight the man,I suck it up ,pretended like nothing happened......he felt ashamed of himself and called and apologised and the next time he gave me a lead in a popular Nigerian artiste music video directed by unlimited LA.
So moral of the story, when you are looking for something, remember to be humble and enduring ....eventually victory will be yours at last.

Thanks for sharing.

But you say you are 20 years old??

You seem to be way too exposed for a 20 year old.

I'm just saying.

spade:
You dey mind that guy?
I'm not originally from the state, but I've had my primary and university education here; and I'm telling you, I never carry my two eyes see these things wey these guys dey holler about on this forum.
But Njokusboy rotten well well. It's safe to say he saw it because he wanted to see it

Dude,

You be FUTO grad or IMSU?

Please confirm.

spade:
So, you went visiting a person, and out of nowhere commercial sex workers come block your way, begin dey offer "bonanza" as you said?

***Singing***

STORY FOR THE GODS...

Now she's saying morogo.

Oti kan mi lapa o.

Oti kan mi leyin o.

STORY FOR THE GODS.

THE GODS O.

Addebayo:
I do oo...

Egbami,

Who you be??

Your vote doesnt count. PDP tinzzzz. Una wan rigg.

So we are stilll zero (that i stated) to three (actual).

shezy:
well i think i do understand her post,she makes her stand on whatever she believes in.

nice one.

makes it three.

Zero to three. Not bad at all.

orirebaby:
Yes congrats to me... you can laugh it's a free world (1). I will always choose her analysis over yours all day every day....cos it's clear we know which side she's on (2). so run along as you always write (3).

Good luck to you as yu take your census (4)

(1) On point. Its a free world.

(2) Again, its a forking free world.

(3)k. i will once I'm done.

(4) Thanks.

I'm done so i will take your advice and run along. But just before i do that, please make sure you track down every single post of @safarigirl's and cram all of them. Since you have professed your lover for her analysis. LMAO.

When you are done, holla. Then and only then will i run along.

CaptainJason:
Right on point. Just get the money. Sometimes I have to prostrate to some dirty old accountants who refuse to process my invoices, sometimes you have to grease palms, even in football, great players fall after a slight touch as long as they are in the box. If Miss P was holding a gun and insulting Tayo, would he have replied with insults or praises? LOL. Bottom line is to play the game to get results, Tayo needs to know there are limits.

God bles you for this.

And this is why i laugh at those murraforkers that throw snide remarks about how some threadmates can not walk away from insults and all sorts of bullsheet. But trust me not to EVER respond to those kinda cowardly accusations cos nobody call my name specifically. Call my name? then sheet gets personal.

Moral of the story: Posting on BB thread on nairaland just to kill boredom is WAY WAAAAAAYYYYY different than being in the BB house and playing for USD300k. Under such circumstances, the diplomatic persona in Fork addict takes control.

lizian:
I love and understand her..and stop being sarcastic pple love and under stand her same way some love and understand you.

Thanks for coming out of the CLOSET.

That makes only 2 people.


Anyone else that loves and understand @safarigirl's posts?

I said there's zero. We have recorded 2. Almost on point if you ask me.

GotNoSwaggg:
Mr Fork, I just changed my mind. Ain't waiting for spade anymore. Let's get this over with. Check my profile (this profile).

I never baff... ABEG make una easy with the yabbing oh. It will be up for the next 7-hours... Na once man dey die.

hahahahahahaha @Na once man dey die.

Nice pix. Exactly how i love em. Raw. unedited. Unenhanced.

Nice one dude.

GotNoSwaggg:
Boss, I go run am same day, same time as Spade's.

Men, the way you dey arrange your pointers dey burst my head. One of these days, I go write wetin you nor go fit arrange with points.

hahahahahahahahahaha.

I detest clumsiness in any shape or form. I love detail. Hence my numbered points (as @safarigirl would say) in responding to posts.

Howdy tho?

Altho you are almost out of jail but nonetheless...

#free@Lumeviews.com

orirebaby:
At d bolded... I always understand her and I love her analysis.

OH WELL.

Congratulations to you then.

Finally I found one person on this thread that understands her posts.

BTW, which analysis do you love? Those her analysis that are waaaaay waaaaay off the mark almost all the time??

Please dont make me laugh biko.

P.S: Anybody else that loves and understand @safarigirl's posts

I'm taking a census here.

kgr28:
kikikikikikikikikikikikikiki!!!!!!!! the only way to see a person's true colours is to press his buttons and see how they react. Tayo is an azz-wipe!! just get ready for DS and see how he's going to explain the situation and beg for forgiveness to Africa as usual. the reaction on NL will be Tayo make sense Miss P pushed him. NO amount of apologies will undo what he said to her. Now we see the devil in Tayo and he's a sexist

And if tayo begs africa for forgiveness, i am sure africa and south africa in particular will forgive him because we all have loving and forgiving hearts. Or dont you agree?

safarigirl:
I wasn't talking about me, but you and forky boy have comprehension issues so no surprises #TeamHYPOCRITES

FYI, you are the one with expression issues. You are highly challenged in expressing yourself suucintly.

You are the only person on this thread that understands your post.

aodis:
Very wrong! That was why sulu was trying to tell him stylishly! Sulu to tayo; look at you, if u want to be yourself they housemate(real) would want to surpress you! Which means you are fake! That the house mate are spoiling his game! If you recorded it go watch dat clip again!

K. Make he carry go

lumeviewscom:
Baba, I hail oh! 1)

Quick question... How aggressive was Tayo if Biggie does not deem it fit to give him a strike? 2)

This calm Tayo you are talking about is a mirage. He's there and then he ain't there when you look closely. So maybe you should stop caring about him because he ain't calm and he's not going to change now. 3)

If calmness is what you're looking for, you can still support any of Trezagah or Idris (wey dey break door over babe matter) or Nhlanhla or Macky2 or JJ. BBA is not about patriotism. It's not treason if you don't support Tayo just the way he is. 4)

Truth is I don't give a fork whether he hurts people's feelings in the house or if Africa is disgusted by him. If he doesn't care, why should anybody care. Is it not his life? Why are we trying to help him live it? Abi Tayo na small pikin? 5)

Also, why are some people assuming? I'm not referring to you fork, but I know you agree with them on this. Who says he will not get sponsors or people to work with? Did y'all see this in your crystal ball? Did he kill or maim anybody? Does he have a criminal record? Abi na una wan give am the work and una don change una mind? 6)

Everybody dey form code of conduct like sey Tayo na choirmaster. Ride on Ajani... Slay anything in your path bro'! Person say him na Lion, yet una want make e dey behave like kpukpuyeke (duck) 7).

1) Me sef dey hail. But you dey owe me sometin. You remember try perform o.

2) Not aggressive enough to earn one but aggressive all the same.

3) i kinda agree that the calm Tayo is a mirage. Maybe, i may be compelled to take your advice afterall and stop caring about him altogether.

4) Bros, where you bin dey? I dey support idrisu tey tey na.

5) Fair enough. Anf thats your opinion by the way.

6) No point in responding to this cos you have acquitted me of the charges cointained therein.

7) LOL. No wahala. Make he carry go.

thandii1:


welcome back decanta.

Welcome back.

safarigirl:
you're much too slow for my liking. Almost as bad as Tayo and you're volatile as well. Then you want to call out people? You're the biggest hypocrite on this thread because you attack females as well. At least I never denied being a hypocrite, now I'm calling the rest of you out on your BS. Wherever did I say I was objective? You're making useless accusations because there was never a denial to begin with. HYPOCRITE!

Oh you must REALLY think you are much too fast for my liking. LMAO.

Anyways thank God you admit to being a HYPOCRITE.

And your reasons for labelling me as one are both preposterous and ridiculous. FYI, I attack both males and females that either attack me first or go round and about making pointless points (to borrow @thandii's words)

safarigirl:
thank God you get my point. I attacked GHKwame first and when he replied, I got noo back up. Miss P attacked Tayo first so why the phuck are they making eediotic excuses and blaming Tayo. It's people defending Miss Pig that are being hypocrites this time, not me. I'm only citing the hypocrisy here. Shey you understand now or do I have to further break it down for you to understand?

Further to you attacking 'GHKwame first, you got no back up cos no one, repeat NO ONE gives a flying fork about you on this thread.

Anybody else under the same circumstances will get mad back up.

Go figure!

safarigirl:
this reminds me of black people who make racist comments all day, but when whites return the favor, they pull out the history books to defend themselves with the cliché lines "they've been doing their own since....". If his rant had come out of the blue, I would attack him, but he was PROVOKED so stop trying to absolve the man abuser from blame because to who much is given, much is expected. If you give insults, you get it in same dose. Once again I remind you ALL that NONE of you women fighters called out GHKwame when he attacked me so stop being a hypocrite. Na the same thing everywhere. You find trouble, you'll get it

Now you will say you are not a hypocrite?

Weren't you the one that attacked @GHKwame1 first?

You attacked someone first and you were expecting back up?

Bullcrap

safarigirl:
shey they say it takes one to know one....figure it out. #TeamWeNoDeyLookUcheFace.

What kinda argument is this? It takes one to know one?

So if you are walking in the street and you see a mad man. You need to be mad to know he's mad right?

Ambber:
Okay even if he knows he can't win, shouldn't he keep himself marketable for other prospects after BBA? It's great platform and opportunity that he has been given. Being a housemate does not always equal celebrity. I can't call Bayo the first 9ja BBA rep, a celebrity neither is Nkenna. Some winners even go into oblivion.

He has so much at stake and needs to know these people are goading him. He shouldn't play ever so often into their hands. He has a right to flip, make a sharp hot retort and move on. I mean dude left a very young family to be here he needs to go back to them with either the money or investors on queue to associate with his brand without a dent on the career he came all the way from Oyo to build.

The key is self control when you identify you are dealing with id.ots not self destruction

Absolutely on point. That has been my reason of always emphasizing that I support only the Calm Tayo.

Seemed he was doing OK before the influx of the ex housemates. Their arrival ignited the aggressiveness he already suppressed to an extent.

Dannyxy:
BTW, yiwaldecanta, were you not the one saying that women should not be "objectified"?, now why are you saying that tayo should not have said anything because she is a woman, are you not objectifying women your self?, to me you are, you are implying me that women are objects of pity.

Bros I come and bow for dis your argument o.

yiwaldecanta:
Bia njoku or whatever you are called,I've had enough of your stupidity,if you dare tell me shut up again both of us will be banned tonight.... If that is the way you talk down to everyone you encounter don't even try such rubbish with me .

Please ignore the troll. He will make some idiots start making side comments indirectly about how petty you are, how mature you should be, how you are like tayo. And at the end of the day, not a single point will be drummed into his skull.

Absolutely not worth it. Trust me, I've been there. He is a complete waste of time, effort, space, MB. Waste of everything.

Please check my siggy.

safarigirl:
lol, even the Luclay sef. Shebi when the guy finish dey do daily fighting with Karen so tey e even naked her, na him people dey say he deserved to win even till today. Now Tayo is disrespecting a woman that provoked him. The hypocrisy on this thread is almost as nauseating as the one in the house

LMAO.

See who's talking! How dare you open your mouth to talk about hypocricy.

I saw a dictionary that after defining the word hypo icy they put: synonym-safarigirl.

Go figure!

safarigirl:
forkadict I don tell you. Anytime matters of this kind pop up, you are nobody to comment because your antecedents have shown that you're far pettier than Tayo and you would do worse when in his situation. Ella and JJ are not Tayo so they can't react same way. Even people wey dey share DNA no dey react same way to things. If you wan cite anything, cite using ONLY Tayo. But again, you of all people shouldn't be the one talking

OK.

But again, you of all people should be the one talking.

safarigirl:
we ain't considering them cuz they didn't take their fight where it mattered.

They took it outside and uselessed chic wey no even know say she be topic of discussion. So it wasn't the same reaction.

Why are you people acting like you just saw a different side of Tayo? This is how he has been fron day 1 and then someone is saying because she's a woman blah blah blah.

The day Ella and Sipe attacked Frankie, he used some unsavory words and nobody thought it was an issue. Y'all were even saying he was a poosie for not doing worse. How come Tayo matter don turn issue?

And fork you no even talk cuz if say na you woman call failure for that house you for don use diary room comot from Biggie house by now, dem no go even dey count strike for you

And Safari girl, you no even talk Cuz if say na you guy call beach for that house you for don use diary room commot from Biggie house by now, dem no go even dey count strike for you

safarigirl:
we ain't considering them cuz they didn't take their fight where it mattered.

They took it outside and uselessed chic wey no even know say she be topic of discussion. So it wasn't the same reaction.

Why are you people acting like you just saw a different side of Tayo? This is how he has been fron day 1 and then someone is saying because she's a woman blah blah blah.

The day Ella and Sipe attacked Frankie, he used some unsavory words and nobody thought it was an issue. Y'all were even saying he was a poosie for not doing worse. How come Tayo matter don turn issue?

And fork you no even talk cuz if say na you woman call failure for that house you for don use diary room comot from Biggie house by now, dem no go even dey count strike for you

And Safari girl, you no even talk Cruz if say na you guy call beach for that house you for don't use diary room comet from Biggie house by now, dem no go even dey count strike for you

thandii1:
Uti mentioned in his diary session earlier that idris is the smartest of the bunch and one of the housemates they have not been able to break and that is because he has a great sense of humour and never allows them to get to him. He said he has tried so hard to provoke him but he's not flipping and he and vimbai are still on the operation break idris because he's proving to be too much of a good guy.

I assume idris isn't bothered because he knows they are fake though.

Sipe, in her diary session said she's trying to stay away from the new housemates to observe them because she felt they were out to find their weaknesses and use it against them and she was not ready to let them do that. She said tayo's weakness has been discovered by these housemates and they just press the 'play' button whenever they need him to rant and press the 'mute' button again when they are done.

Uti also mentioned that he and his other fake housemates are trying not to push too many buttons of a few of the housemates because he doesn't want to be the reason for a housemate to self destruct. I didn't need an angel to tell me he was referring to tayo.

Nairaland, stand up for my homeboy Idris.

Dude is winning this sheet. Tayo comes third or fourth.

safarigirl:
If I insult ochon he can overlook it, but if I use same words on forkadict, na to give me numbered points on how he'll phock me up if I try am next time.

ROTFLMAO.

But wen you yab @Ochon, na 13 page epistle he take reply o. You no gree read am. Now you dey yarn anoda tin. God dey look you o.

Pearl104:
Ha ! Nigeria.......which way? If na Tayo na im somebody pour drink for him body and him no talk, I know say some of una here go para sotay una go evict am shapaly say he dey disgrace naija. You say u want drama, drama come, u complain. What do u really want?

God bless you.

This hypocrisy sickens me so

YUCK

signz:
I don't know about you guys, I like what Tayo did and I don't blame him for acting the way he did. This dude is real. He really tried to avoid miss p but she had to call him a failure. Seems like that word ignited a nuclear bomb.

Apart from him being short tempered, we don't know what this dude has been thru in his past for that 'failure' to really get to him.

Uti should step in and tell his fellow fake housemates to channel their energy on someone else instead of always Tayo. Let Luclay try out a prank on nklakla and let Sulu try macky 2 and so on and so forth. Why always Tayo who has been the realest of them all.

So we need to start considering what the dead shots have been through now right?

Like we weren't all Lil here yesterday about how Vimbai tortured butti and ellah. We didn't consider what they've been thru. We have to consider what theve been thru now cos its tayos turn to sit on the hot seat.