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quantumphysics:
........ i be psykiatrist na... i hold sessions at night on a king size bed

WTF!

@14 is a dude.

And you want to hold sessions with him at night on a king size bed

No further comments.

thandii1:
I'm glad I could help.

Kwasia!!

Please help me too. Please help the less privileged...

thandii1:
Hahaha, wonder why I took you serious. Mscheww.

Can't even remember what I typed but of course I was cheering jekyll not knowing you'd come firing shots back at him.




Cuddling cuddling cuddling cuddling cuddling. Cuddling cuddling cuddling. Happy sensation

Can a chic please do the same with the word FORK. And please add ing to it.

I also want to have heavenly feelings just like @GHKwame 1

thandii1:
Hahaha, wonder why I took you serious. Mscheww.

Can't even remember what I typed but of course I was cheering jekyll not knowing you'd come firing shots back at him.




Cuddling cuddling cuddling cuddling cuddling. Cuddling cuddling cuddling. Happy sensation

Can a chic please do the same with the word FORK. And please add ing to it.

I also want to have heavenly feelings just like @GHKwame 1

GHKWAME1:
I get a funny sensation anytime a woman types cuddling, I like the word more than the act itself.

Well for me, no word sounds better, or is more pleasing to the eyes than the word FORK.

And that's why I'm FORK ADDICT.

lertee:
One man's food is another man's poison,since Elikem has fetish for older women then this woman is beautiful in his eyes.

Spot on.

Further as the saying goes 'Beauty is in the eyes of the BEER HOLDER.'

In this case, Elikem is the one holding the beer.

14:
Why most people here are so angry, it seems there is somehing bothering them deep inside. What could it be?

I only told I didn't give a flying fork whether you chose to mix your noodles with hot water or hot urine. In other words expressing my disinterest in how you chose to eat your noodles now count as anger to you right? You need an urgent psychiatric examination.

P.S: That's an advice. Not an expression of anger.

blackwidow:
LOL you can say that again. Person wey no watch wetin happen dey here dey form high court judge.

LMAO @high court judge.

safarigirl:
lol...oya African Union representatives let's go there.

Last time I generalized using SA and said IDGAF whose feelings are hurt. Same applies here, I no send any scrobo wey wan form what is wrong or what is right. I know what I know.

A majority are like that, 70%....that's why they have that useless POWA chasing down men who set their smart-mouthed women straight in the name of fighting abuse of women.

How many of them do you know for fork's sake? And I mean real life? Cos you have seen a few of them on BB means you know them? And this few you know translate to 70%

You dey talk like those illiterate market women most of the time sha.

Eustachio:
I'm Tayofied, it doesn't mean I'm ZOMBIEfied. Being Tayofied doesn't make me a lover of wrongs.

When Forkadict dissed Unilag's certs, you jumped on his posts and insulted him. It's same way ShortPistolZA is feeling about the GENERAL insult on ALL SADC women. It's wrong.

FYI sir.

Its MOSHOOD ABIOLA UNIVERSITY aka MAUMAU. not Unilag.

GHKWAME1:
Enemies? I think that is too harsh, don't you think so? #Tayo for life.

First of, you need to congratulate yourself and please accept my congratulations to you in addition for finally finding the courage in you to crossover from Team Haters to Team Tayo.

#TeamReal

tonididdy:
smh...yimu!, hw many rwandaz u know?

FYI sir. @Safarigirl knows every single Rwandese. Even their President.

safarigirl:
no, not just Pokello. The SADC women on BBA are very disrespectful, annoying smart-mouths.

From that shit-on-a-stick, amoeba Lerato y'all sent that caused Hannington's eviction, to Miss P, Maneta, Pokello, Dillish, Sheila...same trait in all of them, so this is far from a one-off

And you think you don't exhibit same qualities? Add paranoid to your own qualities.

14:
So you guys cook noodles and serve it with meat or something. In SA we just mix with hot water and thats it, and we dont eat noodles as a meal, its just a snack.

So?

If you like, mix it with hot urine. Fork Addict doesn't give a flying fork. For shizzle.

dammyg319:
Idris has been touchy this week and tonight he got upset over
missing out on a joke that Sheillah and JJ had a good laugh
over. The joke started off simply when Idris told the
housemates seated around the table what a goat was in his
language. Sheillah also shared what it was called in her
language and as unbelievable as it was, things spiralled out
from there.
Sheillah must have been high on something as she was clearly
in a giggly mood. The lass repeated what a goat was in her
language for Idris’ information and somewhere along that
conversation, Idris must have zoned out and missed something.
He started ranting that he was being spoken to in a language
that he did not understand and that he did not appreciate it.
Sheillah laughed at this and JJ joined her. It looked like the
joke was on Idris and he got very annoyed at being the loving
stock in the house for a moment.
Idris walked away, angered by being made a fool. Watch
here if you missed the drama:


#BBAsite

... and he got very annoyed at being the loving stock in the house for a moment...

LMFAO.

I think the English teacher of the author of that piece is the real LOVING stock of the web.

Imagine such trash on the BBA site if true.

Loving stock indeed. Mtscheeeeew

shezy:
sometimes,we'v got no choice on whom to love.Bleep addict is already trying to press dat button oo,no con pure sand for him garri oo.safarigirl na Bleep love u ooo

LMAO.

How you take know?

ochon:
I watched and wrote down all of today's DS, but lost the paper I wrote it down on. But I can recall Sheillah and Tayo's (two principal characters from last night's debacle) DS; so since people clamoured for it and no one that watched wanted to update it, lemme go ahead and update them before waving my temporal goodbyes till probably on the final day.

Sheillah's DS.

She said she wants to live this last week like it's her best week. That anything can happen on Sunday so it's best she enjoys it and hopefully see how thing plays out on sunday.

When Figgy asked her about the mood in the house;

She said the mood in the house is a happy mood.

Figgy: How are you taking into consideration, your altercation with tayo. As an African woman, how do you feel about your altercation with an African man, Tayo?

Sheillah: Me and tayo had altercation last night, we exchanged few words and it got bad. I didn't know why he kept those words (the harsh words Tayo used on her) from me, especially as he's my friend. I took it as a judgement from him. Then I wonder why he couldn't tell me all these till this time. It's very harsh. Saying I'm a dirty 35 year old woman. I don't know why he said it now, but it's all good. I don't want to surround myself with people that bring me pain. So I'll cut him off. The things he said hurt me, but it's cool. If he said as a part of a game, I don't know, but if he didn't, then it's cool.

Figgy: what's your prediction for the weekend about HMs that will leave?

On monday, I put out a joke on people not nominated and they were not happy. Last night I was in an altercation with Tayo and he's not happy. But next week will be a week to run away from confrontations, and HMs will try to enjoy this week which is the last nomination week.

Figgy ends her session and she leaves after complimenting Figgy.

Tayo's DS.

Figgy: What's the mood in the house?

Tayo: People are dull. We tried pranking HMs today, me and Trezegah, to liven up the house. I don't have his drum, so can't keep himself company. Because of the boredom, I now think a lot like how Africa thinks of me. I need to get my mind busy. There's no fun in the house. But I'm good, and i'll cope.

Figgy: As an African man, how will you describe your altercation with another African woman, Sheillah?

What happened was that Sheillah has been insulting for many weeks now,but she wouldn't stop. I've tried to avoid her but she kept insulting me. I've complained to Biggy about it. You can watch my DS again. So last night when she insulted while I was giving her advice, I had to let it out and let know enough is enough. I have cousins and younger ones her age and they don't disrespect me like she does. In the country I come from, we respect our seniors, but Sheillah will keep insulting me week by week. Even when Uti came, she insulted me in front of Uti and others, Uti was shocked and it's me that calmed Uti down and let it pass away because she's my friend. Yet didn't stop. So I'd to let her know she can't keep riding me like Nhlanhla and I'll keep quiet. So I gave her a piece of my mind. She insulted me too. That's what happened Figgy.

Figgy: Who do you think will leave on Sunday?

Tayo: *with a look of confusion* TBH Figgy, I don't know what to say again. You asking me this question right after the former question makes me nervous. Like Africa is judging me wrongly. I'm confused Figgy. It's like people have already condemned me. I'm now nervous. I'm not sure again. This has killed my mood. *he became sad and paranoid*
If there's anything he'd love to tell figgy.

Figgy ends his session.

I later tuned in to hear him chatting with Klarklar.

Tayo:I've never butted into people's relationship uninvited. She is the one that called me and asked for my opinion. You can ask her; and then when she saw she didn't hear what she wanted and saw you coming, she turn it around and made me the bad person. That's was when I got pissed and said those words to her. She insluted me too. It's not as if she kept quiet. I wonder why figgy will ask such question to make it seem like I'm at fault. Last week she walked past me and next thing she said was "you are skinny. Look at your tiny laps," Insulting me. You remember right?

Kalr klar :yes thatwas this monday actually. I've told Sheillah to avoid you because you have warned her severally. That's why I didn't put mouth but stayed there to make sure it doesn't get physical. She didn't want me to intefere.

Tayo: Now you get my point. Even during the HOH task, she started complaining when she came outside and I told her that she's just waking up so can't know what is happening and then she said something like "you (Tayo) never win the HOH." I was hurt. After the task, I went straight inside to chill so I won't say harsh things and you know how sensitive I am. If I was a superstitious person, I'd have blamed her for my failure. Now when I came
out, she stated talking to me and laughing with me, because she knew what she did was wrong. With the way Figgy talked to me, it's like Figgy and Africa is supporting her. I'm tired. It's like Africa have already told me to pack my things and leave without knowing how it happened.

They talked a lot of things though.. I couldn't get them all..


About last night's altercation, I was so busy, I couldn't watch it, and so, can't really judge even though I want to.

Before I call it a day, I want to say something. I've seen some people saying "put yourself in Tayo's shoe, you people would've done worse. Bunch of hypocrites." That defense is lame. I'm not talking about last night's incident o (I didn't watch). The truth is, there's is a difference between cussing offline, with NOTHING at STAKE and cussing on PUBLIC TV with $300, 000 at stake. Elikem that would normally bury Nando alive, and Maggi2, that will slap Lionel for the wine saga, held back their anger because of what's at STAKE - $300, 000. It doesn't make them unreal to hold back their anger. They did so, because they knew if they fight, they'll miss the money. You can't compare us cussing on this thread with NOTHING to lose, than Tayo who have $300,000 to lose. I'm not siding Sheillah o, I think she pushed Tayo before he snapped; all I'm saying is that there are things that SHOULDN'T be said on LIVE TV. Tayo can't hide his emotions, so he'd choose what he says or stop if he gets angry. Saying "God punish you" means nothing serious to the average Nigerians, but saying to on LIVE TV where other countries don't understand that we jab everyday with such words, is where the problem lies. They don't know how we roll. Tayo is now a public figure/celeb, so they're things he just can't say in that house no matter how pissed he is.

Let me elucidate my above point with an example. People on NL usually say APC is a Boko Haram party, a Muslim party, etc. The day S.EUN (NL's CEO) tried it, he's threatened so hard that he'd to make public apology and push his apology to the frontpage. Why? It's because he's a public figure, and NO MATTER HOW REAL HIS FEELINGS ARE, HE CAN'T TALK ANYHOW LIKE ME AND YOU. The same applies to Tayo. Such a worthy winner killing his game with some over-the-top words.

And his antecedents doesn't help him at all. Eg, Ksslib posted a pic of Diamond looking like he's in pains and jokingly said Tayo slapped him. Ninnynanny and Njokusboy were already fretting. Why? Because Tayo's antecedents shows he can do it. If Ksslib accused JJ, no one will take him serious. I hope y'all get my point? I still believe it's not yet for Tayo to win this moola. Anything is possible.

Anyway, I pitied Tayo when he's talking to Klaklar. He looked worn out and felt disappointed that Africa judged him based on gender instead of the TRUTH, and I'm so glad King Kong came to cheer him up, because Ajani needed motivation. God bless you, King Kong, you did your hommie proud. And he told him the truth he'd always bear in mind.

I leave with these words from King Kong and Sheillah.

King Kong : "ija odola oruko lonso ni" - fight doesn't take you anywhere, it only gives you a bad name. If ONLY Tayo will heed these words. If only..

Sheillah to Klarklar when Klarklar was telling her about his discussion with Tayo: "Tayo should not worry. What happened last night might make Africa love and vote him, or might make Africa not vote him. It's 50-0."


P.S: 1. I'm no longer watching, and as such, will appreciate regular updates so when and if I'm chanced to come online, I'll be up to speed with happenings. If them fart, update, if them laugh, biko, update am. But WELL-DETAILED updates are most welcomed because it gives us an insight as to what really happened at a particular time.

2. @ Cutemii and Safarigirl, thanks for checking up on me. You ladies are wonderful. Chop kisses.

3. Team Tayo, abeg, include him in prayers. The odds are against him. it'll need something special/miraculous for Tayo to survive this Sunday, much less win the moola.

Y'all be safe.. See y'all soon.. Night night Earthlings

*Sekems to Lynxx's Leave Story*

Pheeew!!!!!

I needed ten canisters of Red Bull to give me enough energy to read this. Natural strength couldn't sustain me. At some point, I started feeling dizzy.

***Singing****

Opelope Red Bull
Epistle o ba ti ba aye mi je
Se b'opelope Red Bull...

But bro, what sup with you and epistles tho?

spade:
But the discussion isn't about love-making. It's about nutrition.

LMAO

I don't tire for MODS this season bro.

@Braieros,
Na Unilag u sef go?

shegxi:
hahahhahahaahha, f.ork addict u be my man o i was among d people wey carry placard for ur release o, just using wat everybody can relate wit to drive home my point. I hope u have de-konjilize afta ur prison xperience

This guy be cracking me up. LMAO.

Bro, I recognize you wella na.

I don de-konjilize finish. Na now i fit think. LOL

SilentBang:
I think butterfly had just her mum come see her, no one else.

Safarigirl,, I love your comments.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen, shie had that coming for a while now,,, a 21 years old girl doesn't tell a full grown man to shut up! Let alone bringing his kid into the equation, and still expects him to be a gentleman haha, he is no FooL, moreover before it all went ballistic I remember tayo asking her not to take it personal or make a fight out of it, like he knew what's gonna happen...

Decanta,, I find your comments quite brilliant sometimes other times they can be very annoying and yes I get your point bout respecting women and all that. But Respect should be reciprocal, and should have a limit else it turns to stupidity. Tayo has his faults no doubt shiella has hers too nobody is perfect... And what's your anger tho. That he insulted a young lady or that he insultts people

And yea its so easy for us, We can all sit back at our own conveniences and judge this guys, mind you they ve been locked up for a while now waking up to the same faces and environment everyday its sure gonna mess with their heads.

Modified::: who knows sheilla may have provocated him on purpose last nite, cos she knew tayo being tayo would flip up, and that will perhaps have a negative effect on his votes, might all be part of her game plan, who knows.....

k. Thanks for confirming.

ifyjip:
how? when did her 2nd visitor came? and wh is d visitor dis tym?

Yesterday on the highlight show, (highlighting events of wednesday in the house) I saw a women enter the house and talk to her. i guess she is her mum cos she said something like her daughter has started talking. Then earlier during the week, I think a man came for her as well. i stand corrected tho.

safarigirl:
It is because of the likes of last night's incident that I support men empowerment. Women have enjoyed years of running men down without repercussions. Well I say no to that, women must receive the repercussions of their actions. Oppressed men, victimised men on this show like Hannington, Luclay, DKB, Roki Hakeem and Tayo must be spoken out for. We want FULL gender equality. No partiality, no one-sided equality. If women throw insults at men, men have the right to return the favor because we are EQUAL. If women want to fight men, then men can fight them because we are EQUAL. If you want to be equal to a man, if you want to ACT like a man, you must be ready to be treated like a MAN.

This is a very ridiculous piece to express it in very mild terms. 'It is because of the likes of last night's incident that I support men empowerment'. FYI men have already been empowered since the planet came into existense. So why are you clamouring for/supporting what already exists?

' Women have enjoyed years of running men down without repercussions. Well I say no to that, women must receive the repercussions of their actions. Oppressed men, victimised men on this show like Hannington, Luclay, DKB, Roki Hakeem and Tayo must be spoken out for.' With the exception of hannington, you really think Luclay was oppressed? was it not because of Luclay that that Lottus chic (or what's her name again) disqualified? DKB had Zainab disqualified, Roki had Maneta disqualified as well. What has hakeem got to do with this? And in your twisted mind Tayo is being victimised and oppressed??


Now let us take the first and last sentences in your argument and examine them pari passu. 'It is because of the likes of last night's incident that I support men empowerment.' ......'If you want to be equal to a man, if you want to ACT like a man, you must be ready to be treated like a MAN'.

If you want to be equal to a man... already presupposes that a man is already on a higher pedestal. If you want to act like a man also presupposes the same thing. You must be ready to be treated like a man also presupposes a preferential treatment for women which you are not comfortable with.

I actually think you are supporting women empowerment and not men empowerment please. Given this argument of yours.

shegxi:
my sista, i feel u and am nt trying to shy away from d truth, tayo nids to tone it down seriously.
All am saying is same people condemning him are dose who get into e-fight on nl, over what? And now forming holier than thou on top anoda person mata.......abi no be people go nl jail because of ordinary unilag argument on nl o, nt to now talk of strange peeps from diff country staying in same ouse fighting for 300k, wat do u expect? If tayo pays for his fowl mouth and doesnt win because of it, all well and gud(same way sam and 265 pay dearly for gossip and instigating). But to wish people evil is wat i dn't appreciate. Imagine one belovedd saying his career shld go to ground zero, dat she will be happy and dat same person will now tell u trrow dat tayo doesnt tink b4 he talks. Abi is nt same decanta dat he/ she and spade had a go at each oda on dis same thread, have we forgotten so soon? I still insist dat we all are hyprocrites and nobody holy pass, dats s bottom line. Have a good nite rest biko.

Nice stroking.

Biggies clumsiness this season is really beyond me. Imagine someone like Butterfly has had 2 visitors already. Meanwhile someone like Tayo hasn't had any. I stand corrected tho.

ninnyanny:
@decanta
funny enough im beginning to find u interesting
sometimes i find ur opinions weird
but they are ur opinions and
I respect them
sometimes ur opinions r not totally true
just like anyone's opinions on here
But plz try to give ur points and opinions
without insults ok?
At least we want tayo to change right?
but u knw change sud begin with and from us

#peace#

Nice one.

@decanta is actually a very interesting character actually. Far more interesting than 'Dangote's pikin' that we have on the block now now.

chrisviral:
I'm still spending my papa money (dangote), when I'm done, I will get a paid job, but as for now, I like my current e-job.(1)

Nice sarcasm btw another one from you again, and we will start an e-war now now.(2)

(1) If Forbes figures are anything to go by, then I'm not sure Dangotes wealth will finish in the next 60years. Assuming you are 20 years old, then you intend to keep spending 'your papa' money for the next 60 years? In other words, your lifelong ambition is to forever be a parasite on 'your papa' money?

(2) Threat noted sir.Now now.

chrisviral:
No mind the yeye girl, she just got served! You will see how she will start avoiding Tayo like fire now
She told Figgie in the dairy room that she was glad Tayo left on sunday only to be pained that it was just a prank, to think I even mistook her crying on sunday for Tayo was real, I suppose she was just after our votes, she has leant her lesson sha.

Beach is one hell of a pretender. I recall when the ex housemates arrived the house and Tayo was beating his drum and Uti, Elikem and vimbai were all dancing to his beats. Beach joined in the dance with some fake smile on her dirty face. Like she was enjoying it. Something that had never before happened naturally. God, I was soooo irked. Now this?

tonididdy:
I pity tayo's career with an attitude like this...this morning I was accessing how unmodel like he lookd, and here he was calling someone fat.

Dude needs to wipe those tatoos(dey look like hot oil job), he needs a waist and most importantly highly visible sixpacks(for me he dosent sell sexy) and of cos his attitude.

Cos as it stands, all I see is an omonile

LMAO @ omonile.

Choi! People dey yab sha

adebisicutie:
@safarigal, pls I'll send you an email so pls accept o. We need to discuss strategy

LMAO.

You want to discuss BB strategy and you think @ Safarigirl is the right person to have that discussion with?

FYI just in case you don't know, @Spade is a far better option.

But hey, your choice of course.

spade:
Well, I'm about to call it a night.
Hold the forte, fam.

And most importantly, Forkadict - Glad to have you back, bro.
E no go better for those Unilag Pageantry people
God pass them.

Thanks bro.

For shizzle. God pass dem.

decanta:
When will women be librated with women like safarigirl running amok....how can one sacrifice the dignity of women so your fav can win a competition you won't get a penny....Is BBA worth it ,am asking you safari girl....if I could see you in person, I would have slapped you so hard your teeth will crack.

Nwa nnem. That is ehn?

The kind slap wey be say if dem give you like dis gbosa, na belle you go hold instead make you dey rub the cheek where the slap land.

It is well sha.

chrisviral:

I just make an my personal job to the mark am for here, untill en respect!

Em. Abeg no vex o.

But I actually think that a paid job will be much better.

Or don't you think so?