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safarigirl:
I'm not married and YES I'm a VIRGIN, loud and proud @yiwaldecanta and I don't give a phock what my future husband is...that's if I even marry cuz I don't allow nikkas define me

So I will say whatever the hell I want about that shameless she-goat that's de-repping women everywhere.

Save your slutty status for your man, don't advertise it to all of Africa, only your man should know how much of a freak you are.

Nice one. Nice one.

Rawdeal:
he's just not polished enough for it. plus with this attitude, they would have taken any role he had away from him.

wORD!

Shey na Tayo wan act alongside Funlola Awofiyebi Raimi? abi Gideon Okeke? etc etc.

Their spoken english are worlds apart.

safarigirl:
Okay, wetin beeen happen be say dem Tayo, Uti, Vimbai and Elikem were talking about the industry and Tayo asked if he would have to audtion for Stargist if he leaves the house.

Vimbai then said that why not! That she auditioned for Stargist and Uti said he also auditioned for Jara.

The talk now geared to how auditions are held and Tayo said when he went for Tinsel audition, they didn't regard him and they failed to treat him right unlike what ovtains in SA where he's treated better and given equal chances. Three of them were now trying to explain to him that the way things are done vary from country to country so he can't use his SA experience to jusdge his Naija experience.

The bros come dey para o, say make Uti no dey yarn am that kain thing say e know wetin e dey talk say e don suffer for these people hand. Three of them said they too they've gone through all of that so he should listen to them on how they do things.

Tayo no gree hear o, say e no wan know as e dey do things, Uti say e no go give am him secretN Tayo say e no want am, Uti was trying to tell him that "a good friend is one that will give you advice when you're straying" he was telling him to listen, Tayo no gree listen o, he just walked off cuz Biggie called them to address them on their task

The guy no just try at all. People wey sabi work dey try tell you something, you dey form ITK. He just pissed me off this morning. Very stewpid boy I swear

Ehn!?

Abeg na who post this post?

@shortpistolZA, who dropped this post? Please confirm!

I think I need to go for an urgent eye test ASA to the forking P.


DISCLAIMER ALERT!!!!
I think @Safarigirl's nairaland account has been hacked. SeUn please do the needful.

safarigirl:
See as Tayo just dey diss Tinsel because dem no take am.

Uti, Vimbai and Elikem tryna explain something to him, the bros no gree relax. E just dey yarn dust up and down like say anybody ask am kweshion.

He should shut up and listen jare, people wey dey industry dey try tell you something you wan form say na you know pass. Na so e wan find work when e comot from house? Mtchewww

truth be told, I dont see Tayo ever acting a serious role in Tinsel. His spoken english is toooo Arghhhh for the soapie.

Watch closely, all the actors on the soapie have good diction. tayo doesnt.

yiwaldecanta:
Let them channel their energy to someone else,they have exposed Ellah enough...she is a slut,classless ,cheap.....e don do.......at the end of the day every woman is a slut even you safari girl.....Are you a virgin? Even if you are married, did you marry him a virgin?....park well.

hehehehehehehe.

@safarigirl, please we need you as a matter of urgency to please answer the question.

thandii1:
Hehe, I'm watching this morning o and i Was jejely enjoying uti, elikem, Tayo and vimbai's gist till Tayo began to misyarn. Tayo is a very terrible listener. And he's got a very annoying attitude. Jeez! I will type my epistle on this when I'm done. Uti, vimbai and elikem are in shock.

So can anyoneblame the housemates if they portray him as a psycho? he said so himself. that they made him question his sanity.

Very very terrible attitude.

Cestmoi1:
I just gotta come out and say this,been hiding it.I like Denzellllll.....not now but since last year.And yes! Cos he's weird and his facial expressions makes me roll on the floor laughing.

Thank you. God will bless you and everything that belongs to you. You will live long.

@Forwetinah, same applies to you.

P.S: Prophet Fork addict still in the building to pray for anyone that professes his/her love for denzel.


On a serious note tho, if only one can suspend any prioe bias or judgement he may have against the guy, that person is in for serious entertainment. I said it before, i'll say it again. I will pick him ten times over Dillish for the money last year. It was just unforunate.

yiwaldecanta:
Let Tayo come and win Mr Nigeria let us see if it easy, stop tearing the poor girl apart biko....look at how Elikiem has matured,is this the man we saw in the chase? Ella will mature and get better with time,she is still very young and should be allowed to act her age.
Oldies like Tayo are the ones who should hold it together and control these little kids...but he seems to be the biggest babies amongst all of them....you guys seriously need to get it together,how many people will you tear down so that tayo can win? First Alusa,then Mr 265 ,then Samantha now Ella . eish! don't you people ever
get tired?

So you mean you saw a different elikem in the chase?

No further comments.

tsquaure:
last night was ssoooooooooooo interesting . if u missed it u missed a lot . i cant still get over it . leo drunk antics , miss p natasha n elikem's fight
jj butterfly ella gossip . drama drama . this week is sooooo much fun
nb i think the ex hms fav pple in the house are trezegah and tayo .
i see them campaigning for either to win

I have had more fun in a few days of their invasion of the house than since the show started.

Can you forking beat that. SMH seriously for these deadshots as Uti called them yesterday to their forking faces.

safarigirl:
Ella's latest nicknames:

1) Ugandandrunkenmaster
2) Doro is a cheerful giver
3) Gorgeous side-chick
4) Anyanwu (my best )

LMFAO @ Doro is a cheerful giver.

Even tho, I have nothing against a chic forking on tv except under very questionable circumstances. Reason why I have never critiqued her 'desperado' moves, I couldnt help but laugh at this.

Dannyxy:
open your eyes my broda, lucklay has started his mission already, come in between sipe and goiste, cause a rift between them.
did you see the stunt he was trying to pull last night?, he was hugging and cuddling with goiste, after that he told Natasha to call sipe, then he started whining her..


i give up to them, very intelligent tatic, everyone expects him to be loud and rash, but no, he now decides to be cool, calm and collected, seduce the girls in the gentlemanly way.. the guy is on his mission already, but if he will succeed, I don't know.

I say him fooling around with Goitse but i missed the Sipe part.

I'm not sure i agree this is a sound strategy cos of the sever time constraint. dude cant achieve much in a week. In fact in days.

To make an impact, in the face of the time pressure, they need to go in and go in HARD!

Forwetinnah:
I just loooove Denzel's accent..eish!! That dude has a polished diction. He's really weird but wao, wao, wao!!!!

kiss kiss.

Rawdeal:
please drop the Miss Uganda ish. Tayo could have dressed as a girl for that competition and won. it was no competition.

LMFAO!

Jeez! Nairalanders and bad mouth. Kai!

ninnyanny:
Do u need more sugar to sugar coat?

Sugar aint sweet enough. I need honey.

Anything else? Now run along.

clefstone:
wetin be stan...?

Stan: An extremely loyal and OBSESSED fan particularly one whose fixation with a celebrity is UNHEALTHY or INTRUSIVE.

FORK ADDICT'S QUEENS ENGLISH DICTIONARY 31ST EDITION defines the word as: An extremely and insensibly loyal and OBSESSED fan particularly one whose fixation with a celebrity is UNHEALTHY or INTRUSIVE, DESTRUCTIVE AND OF PARANOID DIMENSION.

ShortPistolZA:
Yebo baba, her indaba indeed.

What does "nawa for you" mean though? Is it like, shame on you? Because I see you guys saying it when someone starts acting like a certifiable mumu

LMAO.

Na wa for you means 'Your case is a serious one.'

And i guess 'her indaba' means 'her trouble' or 'her business' right?

njokusboy:
My point exactly, vimbai is doing that ish intentionally

Na their mission be dat na. All of them.

To a large extent, I am satisfied by them all except for Feza and Luclay. i am yet to see their action.

ninnyanny:
Kc was kissing Ella and according to his fans ,they were just friends.kc is a married man never forget that. Tayo was busy telling others how a brother kc was to him and kc on the other hand was busy gossiping abt him and according to his fans he stated the obvious.same as mam bae while Tayo was outside telling Uti and co how mam bae is d best female housemate, she was busy gossiping abt tayo with Ella.And of cos she was stating d obvious. I accept!!! but just like u wud neva come out to say kc or mam bae goofed DONT expect us to say our Tayo goofed.And if Tayo is losing fans I dont see how that has become ur cup of tea....leave us to worry abt that. remember u have mam bae to worry abt.

By kiss, are you talking about a kiss on part of her body which excludes her hotspots if so then you may be right.

But if by kiss you meant french kiss, then KC never did that with her. No verifiable evidence at least.

Rawdeal:
blame big brother and their fake auditions. they all have at the back of their minds that even if they don't win the money, bba is a stepping stone to success. it's not about the money but about protecting their professional image

Yeah. And they relied too heavily on the regional voting pattern. That act irritated me to the freaking bone. I stopped watching altogether at some point.

I caught Ndanda telling Sam the time he was up that if the HOH put up someone like 'X', then he (Ndanda) is safe beacuse he will secure so and so countries. And that if the HOH put up 'Y'. Then he stands a 50:50 chance. trust me, I was so disgusted.

Librate:
I jus like him I wish he can stay one week only his dress code gives me smile

Your head dey there.

njokusboy:
Safarigirl is a stan... I have said it before...

Certified one. And certified by the whole world.

ShortPistolZA:
I'm not even angry doe, just amused. Usually she says some questionable things but I just chalk most of them up to her stating her personal opinion. However, this one is by far the most biased piece of writing from her to date. It's like she was speaking directly from her anäl canal or at least typing with her butt on the keyboard.

She'd be the 1st one to cry wolf & tag us xenophobes when we start stereotyping Nigerians. I'm just saying. "SOME" would have been much easier to swallow than this "South Africans are ONE WAY" as if we all came from the same womb. Hell, even siblings are never alike.

Not ayoba. Na wa 4 you, SG

LOL @ na wa for you.

Not to worry, you are getting there.

I guess, that is her indaba.

Forwetinnah:
Asking her why she doesn't have Loui Vuitton shoes

She then went further like 'really? And you are a hotshot?' That chic is a nut case. LMAO.

Ellah and Butterfly and JJ gossiped and complained bitterly about her yesternight. LMAO.

dem never jam. The idiots turned analysts on the show instead of them to be themselves and entertain africa. Blooody opportunists!

ninnyanny:
u said that urself bro

Wahrever.

Anybody that read that post of yours would pick the same message. Unless you try to tell us that anyone who picks the same image as I did is insane.

Librate:
Idris to denzel I guess u came with shorts only
DAT denzel is jus weirdly funny n I love dat

I am not even sure hes capable of anger as an emotion. I have never seen him get angry despite all the names hes been called on the show.

Forwetinnah:
Oh no oo. .Vimbai is ALL that and more, trust me. Biggie brought her solely for that. Guess you didn't watch the Amplified season. .she can be very snobbish and condescending

One billion percent on point.

She is the type that can insult her husband to the point of committing suicide. Her forking mouth is that caustic.

ladunsky:
i tell u o... I tot he told Biggie during his DS dat he had told Ellah they should just be friends... O boy, this guy na real plastic o... Aint firm like iron o.. Gawd forbid will i vote for him in the finals. No iota of firmness in his decisions... Just killed his game.. If he cant handle emotion issues how he go handle 300,000k dollars... See what his #girl strategy# has costed him.... I remember vividly, at the begining when IK asked him what his strategy was gonna be... And he replied... I remembered been irritated... Never go into that house with a strategy cos u never might know whats gonna come up....

You are mixing Idris up with someone else. He told IK that his strategy was 'The girls'

ninnyanny:
lol...you knw she is .u are only tryina cover for her cos she's against tayo. who,after a show as bba wouldnt bury d hatchet and move one to more important stuff? don't deceive urself ,I knw u knw that sammy is bitter...at least dat is what she has continued to prove. Anyways as for ur other post...Tayo isnt a saint but u dont expect his fans to pull him down like foes....even some of u applauded kc for messing up. so why wud a sane fan of Tayo put him down in a public forum?

Oh!

So if a fan of tayos critiques him on a public forum, then he is insane right

Jesus Christ!

labelledame:
And tayo is the only saint in the house lol Smh

As far as @safarigirl is concerned, he is not only saintly but also angellic.

ShortPistolZA:
Ok whoa, how are South Africans bitter? Is it the fact that we don't follow the crowd or kowtow to anybody? Or is it that we call bullshyt, bullshyt when we see it without tap dancing around it or call it fanciful names? If that's the case, then bitter never tasted so sweet.

One last thing, how on earth are we responsible for turning Kaycee & Mam Bea bitter or are we wizards too? Is that it? What else are we to blame for in the ills of this world? Global warming, perhaps? And please tell me about your Tayo... hasn't he also been living here for a very long time? Why is he the only one not infected by our contagious rancor? Is he immune to it just because he is from your country?

Craptastic.

No vex abeg.

If not for the fact that @safarigirl is my 'homie' I would have seriously called her out this morning WTF!

The south african bitterness was able to influence Kaycee, Samantha and mam bea. But it couldnt influence tayo. How convenient and most irrational arguement.

I'm pissed men.

wierdpsycho:
good morning sire

Good morning sir.

anniep:
I agree with forkadict Denzel is highly misunderstood. He has a wacky sense of humour though

Yesso.

I would pick the dude ten times over Dillish that eventually won. It was unfortunate he was evicted the first week in his season.

Dude is just funny. Comments and conduct wise.