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spade:
Tayo may have 'won' that fight, but he will lose the votes... and he'll have himself to blame.

*sigh*

You know what's even funny? It's the fact that the same Nhlanhla he's standing up for, has his page admin rendering the story in such a bizarre way to further discredit Tayo... not like even that requires much hardwork anyways.
Some things are just not worth it.

Tayo is a rebel without a cause.
But, oh well... Back to not giving a fhuck.

*sips Annabel breastmilk*

Ehn?

Annabel brea.st milk ke? E sweet? Make I con join you?

If my memory doesn't fail me, I think that chic has got such big boooobs that it will take 4 people to handle them. 2 men per brea.st. Are you sure you don't need back up?

Forwetinnah:
Ellah crying over Idris Again

*singing** Ewa na beans o! Eeeeeh, na beans o ewa! Cocoa na Chocolate o...Eeeeeh na Chocolate o ewa
Idris na cuddler o..Eeeeeh na Cuddler o, Idris!!
Ellah na flirt o..Eeeeeh na flirt o, Ellah!

Claps once. ..This is the Drama!!

LMAO.

safarigirl:
define arrogance first.

Are you implying that arrogant people don't exist? Or better still, that they're fake?

Thank God you said "to you"...well, to ME what he did was RIGHT...bery RIGHT because he WARNED her before he did it. If SHE had shut up, he wouldn't have gone that far.

We can't all be the quiet person that takes shiit lying down, believe it or not, some of us are mad and once we unleash the madness it won't end well. I and Tayo are the SAME, if you provoke me, I will say the meanest SHIIT to you at that moment and then forget it. That's how we roll

Later you go say anoda person dey behave like agbero. Who con be d real agbero na?

omoba88:
people can like to fight on this thread sha.....

Azzin ehn?

I just tire. I go even beg Seun make he rename the site Nairafight.

chrisviral:
Bi.tch im handsome, getting a man like me will be an honour to you!
Atleast I don't live a fake life, always claiming what your not. Classless fool forming classy on NL, msheeeew

****Singing the popular Owambe party jam***

Handsome handsome bobo
Bobo bobo bobo bobo bobo bobo bobo bobo bobo bobo
Iwo lo dara ju...

Oya na show your logo. Display your Foto...

Abeg when is Tayos visitor coming? I would love Biggie to bring his girlfriend.

WORLDPEACE:
So forkadict decide to leave jail come dey mess with my head abi? This 'freedom for all' thing is really overated o.

See me see wahala o.

Na @thandii dey mess with your head na. No be me o.

Beside na you dey form say you sabi the language.

FYI. Tubu na dungeon for the language.

ShortPistolZA:
I don't know much about sexxual astrology but I've heard that you guys like it clean Some Virgo men in astrology sites even claim that they take a shower after having sexx because it makes them feel "dirty". Some even claim to hate pubes, hence why people always accuse virgo men of being paedophiles. Michael Jackson Virgo men are known to like younger women or lovers for whatever reason.

Yep. I personally like it clean. If its not clean enough to be edible, then count me out. Paedo is a no no. As for age preference, I am open to either older or younger. The only requirement is the sexual attraction which must be present.

WORLDPEACE:
Emi o gbede debe yen o

She don't smash coconut for your head.

So if person talk say May you spend some real time in a tubu. You will say amen?





FYI. Na serious curse be DAT o.

ShortPistolZA:
LOL! There's nothing occult about astrology. It simply calculates the planets in the sky at the time of one's birth. Call it Mathematics or Science

OK. Try the sexual forecast as well. You know, things like how good in bed Virgos are, how kinky they are, how open they are to trying new things, their disposition to one partner for life mantra etc.

Please...

ShortPistolZA:
Virgos are robotic & unfeeling emotionally. Or at least it appears that way since they're good at hiding their emotions (1). Virgos are hard working & perfectionists(2). They are also very critical of others because they're forever looking for perfection (3). Virgo is a sign servitude, not in a bad way though, they just like to be useful & help other people (4). It's in their nature. Virgos are also intelligent & good with words because of their ruling planet Mercury, which they share with Gemini (5). Virgos are clean freaks & germaphobes (6). They always have a cabinet full of medicine in their homes because they seem to always have some "illness" or another, most of it is imagined (7). Virgo rules the stomach, so Virgos always have issues with wind (farts) or upset stomachs in general (. The men can be stingy too but stinginess seem to be an earth sign thing (capricorn, taurus & virgo) (9).

That's all I know about virgo. It's not my favourite sign even though my mom was one.

BTW, you can also google "dark zodiac" or "black zodiac". It's where astronomers diss every sign. It's hilarious.

What tha fork! As in WHAT THA FORK!!!!!!!!

I dont even know where to start from. Ok. Let me start by saying that I share the same sentiments with @Spade on this astrology thingy. Cos i dont believe they are accurate on the one hand and then based on my faith, I think its got an occultic dimension to it. Now, please find beneath my assessment of what you got up there.

1) I am quite emotional. Particularly by peoples misery and misfortune. I am almost always asking God why he permits so much misery in the world. But the good thing is I am a master at hiding my emotions.

2) Absolutely. I am always pushing myself to my limits in any endeavour I undertake. For me, nothing but the best is good enough. I only accept anything short of the best when it has been proven beyond all reasonable doubts that i might die in my quest of achieving the best. Only then will I soft pedal.

3) Absolutely.

4) True.

5) Absolutely. As manifest in my grades thru school.

6) Absolutely.

7) Well, not a cabinet per se but I always make sure i have a couple of drugs handy at any point in time. pain relievers, analgesics and a few others.

i dont have issues with stomach upsets personally. Neither do I have with farts. However, I consider farting in peoples presence as a GRAVE AND HEINOUS CRIME. In my personal constitution, it carries equal weight as murder.

(9) Some people call it stingy, I call it prudence.

I aint googling jack cos like i said earlier, i think the practise has got some occultic undertone going by my faith. But thanks for the experience tho. It was pleasant.

thandii1:
Forkadict, welcome back bro . The prison experience sounds like an adventure. Please oga briareos come and ban me and waxdude. .

hehehehehehe. Thanks too.

but 'waxdude doesnt share the same sentiments with you tho

Cestmoi1:
Welcome back bro.You must have really lost weight.Time to eat better food.

Thanks babes.

But I think i should de-konjilize first before eating. Konji senior hungry na? Abi how you take check am?

waxdude:
Welcome back forkadict,d mods didn't allow u claim plot as u plan pele,I see u claimin all plot page 1111 ..gud to hv u bk

Thanks bro.

Those MODs showed me pepper. You can imagine the frustration of not being part of the hustle for plots in the promised land. Such a shame.

The vexation wey i go take grab plots on 1111 ehn?

Till then sha

Forwetinnah:
Hian!! Him no mention me ?? And na my plea ( less than an hr ago)naim make them release yam??

LOL.

I just saw that plea now whilst catching up with the thread. And I have modified the list.

Please pardon the omission.

decanta:
You are from the west?

.

Nope. North Central.

decanta:
Nice to have you back,really really missed you.

Thanks babes.

I really really missed you too.

I was impressed by the news I was receiving of the good works you were doing in the land while I was in jail.

How are you doing tho?

And are you based in AWka?

quantumphysics:
engineer in training #ELECT.ENGR

EWELE!!!!!!!!

So this bros never graduate sef? No wonder!!!! I kept asking myself why he kept taking the Unilag diss sooooo forking personal.

Soory to break this news to you bro, in case you dont graduate this year, the change of name from Unilag to MOSHOOD ABIOLA UNIVERSITY will be effected next year and that is what your parasa certificate will bear.

heheheheheh

quantumphysics:
lemme enrol in "THE SPADE SCHOOL OF WOMANALOGY" #ASAP

I tell you bro.

That will be much more beneficial to you than enrolling in UNILAG.

Dathommie:
Ok....I have jst gone tru som shower hour videos n I really must say.....

BUTTERFLY is d most borin bba contestant ever!!

I mean dis chick aint only useless in dat house, even her shower hour is,,,,,*dozes off snorin*...oh, sorry. Bt dat chick sha

I jst can't help, bt laugh out loud wen watchin her shour hours, lol

No yansh, small head, big belle and d tiniest legs I hav ever seen on a fat person like her. Smh. Hw she manages to stand in erect on dem is a mistery 4 d gods.

hehehehehehehehehe.

Wetin pain me pass be say she don enter final.

This lends credence to a popular saying by my people 'yo bale yo bale ni labala fi nwo igbo' Literal translation means, 'na e go land, e go land butterfly dey take enter bush' And in the Big Bro context means, e go comot, e go comot, butterfly dey take enter final.

What a shame!

safarigirl:
welcome back. If you like insult UNILAG again. Na stone dem go give you chop for your next jail term

WORLDPEACE:
Today forkadict gets his freedom. please, y'all don't forget to pick him up at the prison gate. Holla if you need directions.

safarigirl:
Hahahaha...I can't stop laughing at forkadict.

Everytime I see him viewing this thread I think of Mexicn immigrants that can see the US border, but are never able to cross the fence or prisoners in Guantanamo Bay that can smell the ocean but never get close enough to feel the water

The mexican immigrant that could see the US border and never able to cross the fence is now a legal resident in the US.

Wha ya say?

FORK ADDICT'S PRESS BRIEFING ON HIS RELEASE FROM JAIL.

First things first, I would like to seize this opportunuity to recognize and thank the people that identified with the struggle to secure my release from incarceration. I deeply appreciate yall from the deepest recess of my soul. But for yall and the solidarity, I would have languished in the prison till 1st DECEMBER 2014.

Prominent activists in the movement are @The Amaka, @Spade, @decanta, @Eustachio aka (Ochon), @maum, @thandii, @reincarnated, @kgr28, @Agbgift, @rusello, @shegxi, @sugarcoconut, @pseudome, @kirrs, @nigeriangirl, @shezy, @librate, @cestmoi1, @Captain Jason, @Orirebaby, @ToyinDipo, @dominique, @Worldpeace, @Forwetinnah @GHKwame1 @Youngwhy (pls pardon the spelling) and others that I may have ommitted their monikers, I just want to say a big thank you to each and everyone.

Just before I adjourne this briefing, please permit me to bore you a little about my experience in jail. It was HELL. I was locked up 23 hours a day. I was fed with only beans cooked with no salt, no oil and no pepper all thru my stay. The guards were all Alusa and Samantha fans. And to add salt to injury, they were all UNILAG graduates. Even worse was the fact that @Obinoscopy (personally addressed by me as OBOnoscopy), my Jailer who coincidentally is a UNILAG graduate gave strict instructions to the guards to make my sojourne a very miserable one. So I was done for ab initio.

Thank you very much once again. Now the predominant task before me at the moment is to try to bring myself up to speed on the thread. So i go back in time to dig up some posts that I couldnt respond to while i was behind bars. Be right back.


SIGNED,
EX-CONVICT FORK ADDICT.

spade:
No wonder those so-called Hotshots are complete bores who are so forgettable the organizers have to fill the house with Chasemates and Amplified Housemates from past seasons.

The 'hotshots' were so hot they nearly made Biggy go bankrupt. He promptly sought the intervention of the Chase mates and Amplified housemates to salvage the show.

safarigirl:
Our CRS teacher in the extra-lessons I used to attend 2 years ago once gave us this whole "if you sleep wit someone, the person's demons are transferring to you" talk.

Can't ever forget how dead silent the class was that day, never seen students pay such rapt attention to a teacher. He went deep, so much so there were ripples even after he finished

K.

But please come and transfer your demons to me. Even if you have one billion of them. Fork Addict don't mind.

So baby. Wah ya say?