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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:02pm On Nov 05, 2014
lumeviewscom:
Abegi! That girl wants all the guys to want her to satisfy her beauty queen cravings. undecided

And please, where did this whole gay accusation come from? He's never looked nor acted gay to me.
Bro the tin tire me. I wonder how conveniently people make some far reaching conclusions. How the fork do they know for shizzle that Frankie is gay.

Then as for Ellah, she just needs guys to massage her over inflated ego. It was first KC then Idris and now Frankie. Beach is confused and egoistic.

Frankie himself is more confused. It was first Goitse. He was even begging her to kiss him yesterday. And now thishuh? Barely 24 hours laterhuh? Why should he even allow these stoooopid beaches box him into a corner in this annoying manner? They want him to woo her under duress? And dude just kept mumbling and beating about the bush and at the end of the day, no work was done. Just wasted his time, my time and South African governments time.

Mtsheeeew!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:17pm On Nov 05, 2014
v24m:
cheesy Yes we are here.

S/O to Lexy, Ochon, Fork( angry still cant stomach d name) LaBellaMafiaZA, Safarigirl, Kslib,Goodgirl, braindamage, Tatianna009, Akshow, Forwetinah, Worldpeace and others
Thanks so much for the plot.

Etisalat sabi dull person sha kai.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 4:56pm On Nov 05, 2014
lertee:
She's still better than the likes of samantha butterfly,atleast,she gave africa a reason to talkabout her,she is still in the game. Many guys dislike her cos of the way she treated idris which is not any different from the way a normal girl treats a guy she is not into.
The only person she is better than is Butterfly.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 4:55pm On Nov 05, 2014
WizardofOz1:
hMM, they were really reluctant to share tips on how to prepare tho. I guess you have good reasons not to engage them anymore.
anyways, good luck and wish you the very best.
Thanks. I wish you same.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 4:42pm On Nov 05, 2014
lertee:
That's really harsh from biggie..
Its not harsh at all. The chic deserves to be out of the game since
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 4:36pm On Nov 05, 2014
WizardofOz1:
I think i've really not seen any thread like the nlng experience hire thread (the one for their interview)..
[ https://www.nairaland.com/1790600/nlng-experienced-hire-result-out ]
even after their interviews with the nlng panel, absolutely no one has posted anything about their experiences.. i'm not saying they should write the play-by-play of the interview but it's weird that no one has even mentioned anything about what next or how the whole experience was or basically anything..
maybe the panel got them to sign something or warned them about any disclosures on any social network or forum.. cos i cant really think of any real reason why no one's even related to even their comrades in the race. it's weird.

anyway, good luck with our preparations.

shalom.
LMAO @'maybe the panel got them to sign something or warned them about any disclosures on any social network or forum'

Truth is no one got anyone to sign anything except for your transport reimbursement.

I for one abandoned the thread when prior to the interview, no one was willing to share anything. It was an 'every man for himself' kinda thingy. Forgetting that what is destined to be yours will not pass you by.

So why will I come back to the same thread to give an account of how the interview went? The same thread i had abandoned?

But assuming the threadmates were co-operative and willing to share info prio to the interview, then I would have taken it as an obligation to feed the house back on how the whole sheet went down.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 4:18pm On Nov 05, 2014
ochon:
Biggie called all the HMs in the sitting room, reminding them of not moving or covering their faces during the "freeze" tasks. Telling them of the repercussions that will follow if they fail the rules, then he replayed the video of the freeze task and penelises Goitse for moving, saying she's automatically up for eviction next week and won't participate for HOH task next week, neither will she be immuned from being picked by the HOH.


Forkadict, your dreams have come true. grin
Yesssso!

So I have to bear her presence on my screen for just one week.

God surely answers prayers. Cos this chic has tortured me all this while. I cried unto God for deliverance and he has delivered me.

Dancing Sekem
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 3:11pm On Nov 05, 2014
iconize:
Drunk, you and your moronic brothers have succeeded in driving away my chic.
ROTFLMFAO !!!!!!

Ojigbijigbijigbijigbi.

Even tho the 'richard card' pix can not be proven to be of Ghanaian origin but it made a good laugh still.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:37pm On Nov 05, 2014
lumeviewscom:
Bro, you must be a huge fan of cunninglingus... See your shiny lips. You be yoruba man? (1)

You are the first poster I've seen on this thread. Now I can put a face on your posts. Remain Ochon, Spade, that LabellaMafiaZA chic and Safarigirl aka flat belle. (2)

Looking good bro'. Nice photo. I thought you were one grandpa when everyone was commenting about how old you looked the other day. Surprisingly, you be guy man sef. (3)

I'll reciprocate this gesture soon... Very soon. (4)
(1)ROTFLMAO. A proud fan I am. Yeah I be from the yoruba speaking part of Kogi state. So if that makes me a yoruba man, then a yoruba man I am.
(2) Really? many pix have been flying around tho. At least labellamafiaZA's pix was up for a while and @Safarigirl and @v24m also.
(3) Thanks. Me sef tire. I be solid guy man o. No be sere sere (play play). But you suppose know na. from my various signatures, tones of my posts etc.
(4) I can't wait bro.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:31am On Nov 05, 2014
lumeviewscom:
We mobbing bro'... Which way?

Reincarnated was here a couple of days ago. He disappeared again.

I'm here for the next 30mins if you're game. I'm also cool with waiting for Reincarnated whenever he shows up.

Usually, I'm here between 7am-10am and from 12 midnight (GMT) but I can be flexible if it is pre-planned.
Ok bro. Since you missed the party the other time, i deemed it would be nice of me if i treated you to a solo buffet. You may visit my profile and God bless you as you do so.

One more thing! Please remember to stick to 'average' like you always do in case you got any comments or yabs.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:59am On Nov 05, 2014
@lumeviewscom

hwdy bro? Please confrim your availability. I have waited till eternity for @reincarnated without sucess.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:18pm On Nov 04, 2014
But men awon werey yapa ni ile yi o.

Google translate: But men, craze people full this land
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:11pm On Nov 04, 2014
ochon:
If not for ban, I repeat, if not for ban, that thing for hear am this night. But make I comport myself to avoid jail term like Njokusboy and Forkadict. grin
ROTFLMAO grin grin

Bobz, jail no easy.

It really pays to be a law abiding citizen of the land. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:52pm On Nov 04, 2014
tunbebes:
Hi DECANTA. PLS,ITS OK. I'M NOT HAPPY WHENEVER PPLE ENGAGE IN E-FIGHT COS OF BBA. IT DOESN'T WORTH IT. PLEASE,CALM DOWN. I'M A PEACELOVER. NINNYANY,SPADE and OCHON ARE NOT THAT BAD,BELIEVE ME THEY ARE NOT. PLEASE,JUST CALM DOWN. TANX.
They are not that bad but dem bad sha. Abi?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:02pm On Nov 04, 2014
spade:
Alliances rise and fall. There used to be a "Naijenya" (Nigeria and Kenya) alliance that lasted from BB Revolution to the end of BB AllStars.

But, to get to the subject...

An alliance known as "ZimZam" was formed during the third week of Big Brother Amplified, when Luclay (SA), Kim (Zam), Mumba (Zam) and Thuli (SA) were up for possible eviction.

While Luclay received 8 votes (SA, Naija, Ang, Bots, Eth, GH, Nam & ROA) and Zambia's Kim received 5.5 votes (Zam, Kenya, Malawi, Tanzania, Uganda & 50% Moz), Zimbabweans played smart by voting Zambia's second housemate Mumba (she got only Zim and 50% Moz), effectively marketing themselves as the 'sole saviors' of Zambia's Mumba, with the Zambians promising to express their gratitude by voting the next Zim nominee {Na dis game plan I been dey suggest make we pull off with Rwanda, but I dunno}.
And that opportunity did present itself soon enough, as Vimbai was up on the second week, and successfully won in Zim, Tanz, Moz, Nam and Zambia. And exactly the following week, Kim was up again, and won in Zambia, Tanz, Moz and Zimbabwe.
The week Zambia's Mumba was evicted, she won in Zambia, Angola and Zimbabwe. Zim and Zam had become so inseparable at that point, and the Zambians ended up voting Wendall for the prize... And to think it all started with a clever, strategic vote for a 2nd choice housemate (Safarigirl, I hope you're observing).

The ZimZam alliance, however, crumbled when the Zambians voted Angelo over Pokello the week she was evicted (Pokello could only win in Zim and GH). The Ziimbabweans, angry they were left in the cold by their SADC brothers, decided to "go west" to the Ghanaians who voted Pokello on her final week (Again, Safarigirl, I hope you're taking notes).

Since then, it's been everyone for himself. Moz has held it down for JJ and Macky2, and Zim is building a new partnership with Malawi - a country whose housemates they know have the slimmest chances of emerging as crowd favorites.

That's all for now wink
Duuuuuuuuuude! Na wa o.

This is impressive I must admit.

More power to your elbow and thanks.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:19am On Nov 04, 2014
dynamitee:
biggie needs to do something for me, make my week. Say freeze, then when the whole thing is done say unfreeze. You know how everybody would be hyper and shouting at each other and everyone thinking it is over and talking all at once, then he says freeze again... mehnnn that would be the real test of will grin
This is one of the few times I wished I was watching. But sadly I'm not. angry angry
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:14am On Nov 04, 2014
Belvine33:
Awww it seems Goitse is scared of midgets
Why is she scared of midgets? She escaped being a midget herself by the whiskers. So why is she scared of them?

Abegi make she go siddon for toilet jor
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:04am On Nov 04, 2014
ochon:
LOL. My epistle no long nau. Ksslib the ostrich worse pass mine. grin

if Ellah get Naija votes, I won't be happy, but e no concern me o. I no go vex. If Tayo leaves, e go pain me, but I won't throw a fit. I go watch the show till the end. Nothing will faze me again since entertainers are evicted enmasse while borites are allowed to bore me to death. Voters don't care how boring the show is as long as their reps are in the house. I predict a borite will pull a Wendall on us. Watch and see.
If not for the fact that you are a guy, I would have given you an e-kiss.

This is my exact sentiment you echoed right there. But I still dey hope say Tayo go win. God will touch the heart of the voters and will make them repent from their evil ways. There is nothing impossible for God. Lol.

The only worthy winner apart from the calm Tayo is Idris.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:14am On Nov 04, 2014
ochon:
I think y'all need to cut Naija some slack as regard some female HMs we've voted. People have different reasons why they vote a particular person. We ain't even up to 0.0000009% of Nigeria's population and so our opinions here don't count in the greater scheme of things.

Dillish played into Nigerians' hearts with her association with our country, and it's normal for us to like her. Same way Bassey loved our country and Nigerians paved way for him post-BBA with him visiting us, getting shot in our musician's music videos and getting a role in Tinsel. Bassey feels like a Nigerian to us. Some people didn't even know of Dillish's subtle jab at Melvin during the last week of The Chase, while some did and forgave her. People differs bro. Why do we love Trez now? Cos of his friendship with Tayo. So Dillish is no worse. If Melvin had won, we wouldn't have disliked Dillish. But it wasn't to be, let's move on from that.


Pokello got voted by Nigerians that liked her. I doubt we voted her for her beauty. She's not the prettiest in that house. She's the classiest and most bossy, and those that voted her might have voted her for it. We the threadmates, can scream, 'combinate' and 'permutate' all we like, but at the end of the day, we are not the entire Nigerian population. Ghana that voted Pokello over Bassey didn't get criticised over it, so why should we get criticised for voting Pokello? And if Dillish wasn't in the finals, I'm dead sure her country would've returned the favour just as Zim came through for Elikem at the finals. Our opinions here doesn't determine who'll get Naija votes. How many people out of the over 100 million Nigerians know about NL, let alone this thread?

As per Sheillah, I'm not shocked she got Nigerians' votes. Y'all don't know what others saw in her that we didn't see. I personally don't like her, but I can't complain if some hórny kiddo out there wants her to stay so he can keep watching her àss. People love people for different reasons. Many of y'all that are blaming them for voting them Sheillah didn't even vote, and if y'all did, wouldn't have changed things.

After last season, I've learnt not to vote again. Anything can happen in that house and it won't faze me. Y'all are shouting I'm voting for Trez, by Sunday, don't be surprised when Macky2 wins Naija votes. grin

My advice: watch the show and enjoy it as you see it. We don't even know the "politics" that goes on behind the scenes. We might have voted Kaycee and Biggie changed it to Sheillah. You never can tell.
I need to do some serious thanksgiving in church this Sunday for being able to read this post from start to finish.

I con finish am, headache catch me straight. grin grin

Fair enough. People vote for different reasons tho. So let us allow the hornny kiddos vote for Ellah. As for Biggies manipulation of the votes, truthfully, a part of me isn't Williing to believe that cos if true then it just throws sheet on the integrity of the show.
FYI, I no send the show again since Lillian and Esther's eviction
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:31am On Nov 04, 2014
GoodGirl2:
LOL. Oh Tatiana! You seem so determined but don't you know your people now? When they hear "ex-beauty queen" every knee shall bow and every tongue confess. grin grin
ROTFLMAO

It will most likely happen. It happened with Dillish, Pokello, Sheila. Who says it can't happen with Ellah when Tayo and mam Bea aren't up
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:26am On Nov 04, 2014
Dannyxy:
see, make I beg VIP boys again, life no be about masturbation, that thing go ruin una, I just dey advice ni, but my own be say make una no dey shame us, life no be about breast and yansh abeg, make una no near our vote.
LMFAO.

It is a very very serious sometin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:49pm On Nov 03, 2014
I'm kinda confused about Ndanda and Sheilas relationship. Is it legit or not? Cos after the twitter yawa, it was reported that he opened up to a few housemates about how he's using her for his game.

After the nomination show today, he told her 'I love you.' And she responded 'I love you too.' Or was it 'I love you tube' that Sheila said in response?

Anyways, they exchanged love vows. So is Ndanda trying to play sheila?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:32pm On Nov 03, 2014
WORLDPEACE:
Only those who can't wait to see idris tap that arse will vote for okpolo eye beauty Queen. Resist the urge to obey the voice coming from that place between your legs. It is not your friend. See how you guys made it look like Tayo was disconnected from his country peeps with the way you saved Sheila that he nominated for eviction.
You obviously didn't understand @v24m's post. Go back and read it again
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:22pm On Nov 03, 2014
Tuso:
It's cos of u pple I like Nigeria..real guys like u, @Ochon, @kslib, @fork addict, ..I just like u guys no homo...fork pple like safarigirl n her cronies....
Gracias amigo
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:02pm On Nov 03, 2014
Dathommie:
@0GA BRIAREOS tank u very much.

My fellow bba addict on nairaland, I have jst served my jail term ( first tym actually ). And I really most say its horrible. Missed lots of action especially d SA n NAIJA dis.

So I have 1 question 4 our able MOD right....

WAT DA F*CK DID I DO WRONG??

Tanks. N i'll b waitin 4 ur prompt response
Hahahahahahahahaha

Eeyaah. Saanu.

But Wetin be your offfence?

I no know say you dey jail. I for don't start #FreeDathomie since na. I hope say you no too chop beans sha.

Anyways, welcome to the brotherhood of the ex-cons.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:57pm On Nov 03, 2014
That awkward moment when Biggie reveals how Africa voted and against naija is the name ELLAH!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:48pm On Nov 03, 2014
spade:
The last paragraph is exactly why I think it's best if Nigeria falls under Frankie, because his chances of surviving are very thin, and if he does leave, then we'd have allies in Rwanda who would still be sore over the fact that they were abandoned by their East African brothers - Remember the way Zimbabweans felt after they were abandoned by their SADC brothers last year?
Trez has Zambia already, and Moz' alliance with Zambia has unfortunately grown too strong for us to ever be placed as their number 1 priority.

Honestly, I think Frankie is the way to go this week.
This SADC thingy, I used to think its ZIM ZAM. Since when did MOZ come into the equation that you are now predicting MOZ ZAM?

Please clarify
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:40pm On Nov 03, 2014
Nigeriangirl:
Nairalanders i hail una o. U guys get me cracking up mostly and i marvel at the use of words by some confirmed grammarians here.

Una dooo.

Safarigirl, Faddict, Ochongonok, Labella, Kgr28 and d rest of u Danny, Tati etall, i doff my cap for all of una.

Much love for u all (for now) cheesy till d bullets start flying grin.
U sef dooo.

As for the bullets, you won't have to wait for long trust me. We are only adhering to the ceasefire decree as imposed by MOD Braieoros. A breach is very much imminent. Its only a question of time...
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:08pm On Nov 03, 2014
Forwetinnah:
Correct guy. ..
Thanks
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:01pm On Nov 03, 2014
tatiana009:
Now the likes of Sam that were complainging about the star gift can shut up. I was suprised even Butterfly had something to say, does the girl think she has any chance of wining? She's just like furniture in that house
A 'furniture' once won the show. A 'furniture' can win again. No thanks to the regional voting bullsheet.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 6:53pm On Nov 03, 2014
njokusboy:
Tah gbafuo, if you are so sure that Tayo would not win, why the hell are you wasting your time voting for him... why not forget about the show entirely?
What voluntary exit is your lazy a'r'se talking about, are you not the same person that was talking utter tosh about why Ola had to leave the house even though he had a good reason for doing so? In your words, you hated him for leaving, you'd despise Tayo with your life if he leaves voluntarily...
Look at you telling me that Tayo was phucked before he got into the house and has no chance of winning, why then do you consider him a likely winner if you are so sure he doesn't stand a chance grin you did say the winner was between him, idris and macky2... not sohuh?

And what do you mean by few Ghanaians with sense, how dare you make such preposterous remarks, he did get his countries vote, didn't he.. so you are saying all those that voted him are senselesshuh "Few Ghanaians with sense"... you seem to have a problem with this Ghanaians, matter of fact you are no different from those SADC peeps you so detest, a BBA extremist is what you have become... do you even think at all undecided
What do you mean by "all of us" that did not vote... This is the same garbage you spewed the day melvin was evicted, accusing us of not voting... know this, "you do not want Tayo to win this half as much as I do, you also have not spent half as much time and money voting as I have". that I don't go around attacking anybody with a parallel point of view does not make you a better Fan, nd since when did you start determining who has opinions and who does nothuh?

Look my friend, your hatred for Ghanaians is legendary, you hated KC Moore even before he got into the house, you started thrashing him before you watched him... so what gives?

Pls, don't come here and talk about pple with opinions, this place is a public forum not your bedroom...
"I DIDNT VOTE" shocked shocked shocked grin grin,
Pray, do you live in my phone?
You are one funny person, I wish I had enough time to respond undecided
I Trillion likes. I can't thank you enough.

@Safarigirl is one rude and ill mannered lady. And the funny thing about her is, if you disagree with her view or if you don't pass your point across without being aggressive or if you don't come online screaming at the top of your voice like a rabies infested dog anytime Tayo or any male naija rep gets critiqued, then you are not a naija fan.

To buttress this claim, most if not all the other nationals have had one issue or the other with her. Take her out of this thread and I guarantee that there will not be as much animosity as currently exists.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by forkadict(m): 6:28pm On Nov 03, 2014
kgr28:
2 hrs Jail term!! yoh.
Yo.

That was mere detention. I came to bail you. Lol

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