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Forwetinnah:
you don't say!!!!

No. na Louiis andd Mira

LOOUIS and Miraa goo fork dis niite shaaa ni

forkadict:
nlannla and miraa smmmooochhing seriiously undder the sheetss. D guy fit foork her diis niite o


Denrele aanndd Uti,

if i swear for una ehn, e go tooo catch una. Why una noo send me go Big Brother house

Make all those girls knoow say na Big Broother house kan, Fork Addict kan

EDITED

ifax:
Nope. Na Mira and Luis under d sheet

okk. Tanx. na now my body go coool down.

nlannla and miraa smmmooochhing seriiously undder the sheetss. D guy fit foork her diis niite o


Denrele aanndd Uti,

if i swear for una ehn, e go tooo catch una. Why una noo send me go Big Brother house

Make all those girls knoow say na Big Broother house kan, Fork Addict kan

Its officiaal. Mira is spending the night in nlanhlas bed

Haaa Moogbe!! they are kissing already.

Konji goo neaarly kill Loius toodaay.D guy don enter am

thrizzle:
Sheila's boobs tho.. lord jesus

maguy abeg cloose your eyes.



Iss that MMiira iin Nlannhlas bed?? And hees even strokking her??

teewhysafe:
Sheila involved Esther in the conversation cos she considered her as one of her best friend in the house. She was still explaining when the camera angle was changed and a commercial break also came on.

D Esther don sleepp go sef

teewhysafe:
Sheila n klaarklaar shusshing each oda up. They both want to talk at d same time. Sheila feels Luis was pissed about the issue wit Mira. She leaves klaarklaar to go to Luis. Hugs him b4 goin bk to bed.

Nlanhla forked up biiiiiiiig tiiime.. He violated the first commandment of the GUY CODE.

By that careless and misguided action,, he disrespected his potential chic and his close ally together and to their forking faces.

NNIGGA IS SERIOUSLY FORKED UP

Sleekyshuga:
... Badoo... That dude really wants to be laid ...

i dont trust thatt dude one freaking bit..

i got him on my radar ssiince day one

ifax:
Make Sheila no mark her territory well. E go do her like film trick

Seems like shes rejectedd him cos she told him that he just kissed her best friend. And Nlanhla shud understand why she ccant let him in.

They had to adjourn the discussion cos Mira came to join dem

Dannyxy:
na dis party make believe say tayo dey attracted to Sheila, but because of his g.f, he is avoiding her..

Absoolutely

Forwetinnah:
Lol...according to her, Tayo was checking out her azz while she was dancing

Her words 'You were liike damn this gal is sooo hot. If i wasnt committed, i would do this shit' she told Tayo. And he respponded ' Yeah you are hot. You are hot'

safarigirl:
Ladies nd Gentlemen, i've made a ground-breaking discovery.....Lillian has an asss :p

Na you put d assssss there abi

Ground bbreaaking discovvery ko, discovery ground breaker ni

Dannyxy:
samota, I can't help, that girl she fine..

lol. Samota is pretty.

ARTHUR TO LILLIAN: Oh Lillian, you are so fun.

Then turns to Goitse: And her temper is short.

Thats ma girl

Samantha be dropping bars. Me likey

LILLIAN: 'If I didnt dance, i would have died.' She said dis after biggie gave them a musical interlude about 15 mins ago.

This is ma girl

njokusboy:
But why are you now quoting me and yawning... answer themamba...

@Themamba, I think you should ask him wat else he can do besides watching fork and yawning....
If you quote me and yawn again it means themamba is correct.... @forkadict

YAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNS

sophiangel:
That little man jj should seriously leave lilian and tayo alone?during his DS he said lilian was jealous of the talents in the group,just because she bluntly told him that he should let others share there opinions too,and he so mentioned his clash with tayo,that is so long ago.

His case is now worth declaring a state of emergency for. WTF

njokusboy:
So besides talking about fork, you can yawn too....

Ladies nd gentlemen, Am back... Themamba, it shall be well with you..

YAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNS

Themamba:
Not everyone lives to be 88, I don't think you'd live dat long considering the rate at which you jerk off, but ofcourse the concept of abondonning an 88 year old imprisoned handle flew so fast over ur head,I guess dat is what happens when u spend ur tym talking about fork coupled with the serial knocks you received as soon as you were born...

Your signature says, "if u ain't talking about fork make it brief", I might consider telling you wat I do for a living, but you won't be interested anyway cos fork is the only thing you have tym for....
So tell me, what else can you do, besides talking, watching nd hearing fork, ofcourse

YAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNS

Themamba:
If Mr brain data aka themamba is banned for 88 years, it is simply an injunction to retire the previous moniker and adopt a new one....
.

...And continue doing that till 88 years elapse. What a jobless thing.

I asked you a question earlier and I repeat 'What do you do for a living mr brain data?" Beside opening and running multiple accounts on nairaland of course

Akshow:
I was banned 88yrs.

really?? Na wa o.

I hope Mr brain data (a.k.a themamba) is also banned for 88 years. When he's eventually released, i am sure he will come back and be trading words with my great grand children on nairaland.

What a pathetic dude

Briareos:
Kindly edit this post and the other where you used explicit words. You can abuse someone without resorting to name calling. Task your brain and be diplomatic in your responses.

Ehn!? Task his brain ke? I'm not sure he's capable of doing that.

Ever since you sent me to jail and released me, i have become a better person so that is why i am seriously restraining myself from using gutter language. Otherwise, it's worthy of note that he doesn't have the monopoly of dirty talk.

signed:
Ex-convict Fork Addict

Themamba:
Nd I'd always thrash u and any member of your family dat comes to mind as you encourage.... Balanced equation...



Heheheheheheheheeheheehehehehe

Mr Brain Data, why can't you be creative?? why do you have to copy my writing style?

In the meantime, i need to urgently attend to something at work so if youll excuse me.

And one more thing Mr brain data, what do you do for a living again? Just curious you know.

Like I said, i need to be excused Mr brain data


hehehehehehehehehe

Themamba:
And you've got too much to contribute to dis thread by being an irredeemable im'beci'le...
You shine among the illiterate class...
Enjoy impressing simpletons lyk urself but while you re at it, keep my name out of ur mouth...

Thank you sir. Mr. Brain data. i will always keep your name in my mouth like you advised

hehehehehehehehehehe

Themamba:
So when I talk say ur brain data don expire you think say I mean say brain dey use data U dull true true, E be lyk dem give you serious konk for centre of ur head when dem born you as you no gree cry

Obviously, youve got nothing, absolutely nothing positive to contribute to this thread. Or do you? Mr Brain Data

hehehehehehehehehehe

Themamba:
E be lyk your brain data don expire ba
U no suck b'r'es'st milk today shey

I know brain matter. i dont know brain data. No such thing like brain data. Na wetin i dey tell you since all these days be dat. You no sabi anytin.

Abi your brain na flash drive wey you dey store data put

hehehehehehehehehehehe

Themamba:
E be lyk your brain data don expire ba
U no suck b'r'es'st milk today shey

Dem don buy all the accounts finish o.

The tin sell like cocainnne

Me don reserve one for myself. @njoku's fathr.

Na my new alternate account be dat.


hehehehehehehehe

ochon:
LMAO!! Haven't you seen someone banned till 2088? . You be learner o. I think it's cos you don't frequent NL except during BBA, or else you'd have heard about it.

Last year's mod on this section was a supermod, he banned Itsmodella for a week I think, she created a new account to post, the mod came back, pardoned her old account and banned her newly-created account for like 30years. LMAO!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Haaaaa!

bobz, it is not a small sometin o. WTF!

And the ban can't be reversed??

ochon:
MAKE WE LAUGH SMALL JARE

No be small thing oh. Una don hear the story of these movie producers wey go use person house to shoot movie scene?

They needed someone to act the role of a gate man so they offered the Aboki_ at the house some money to act the role since dem feel say na just small matter.

The director gave the Aboki_ a brand new cutlass and told him to give a pretense chase after the ‘main actor’ who was acting the role of a thief. They told the Aboki: “If you hear me say “action” make you run after am o, just do things exactly as I say….you hear?”. The Aboki_ nodded in affirmation.

As the Director shout “action”, na so actor take off and aboki_ begin pursue am round the compound. As dem dey reach the fence the director see say the pursuing scene don do, na so director shout “cut, cut, cut”.

O boy eh, una no go believe am! As we dey yarn dis story so actor still dey hospital ooo...chai!

THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY PEEPS

Culled from Jbluv55

What a funny one. ROTFLMAO

danieYhung:
This Lilian too dey over do loool, when she go stop to dey shake her butts up n down!!! Damn!!!

Lol. So she still dey shake am The girl get energy sha. i must admit.

BTW, Nairaland is behaving funny. It hangs and the page isnt that stable. Anyone noticed this? Abi na my lappy dey fork up?