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Jesusculture:
@forkadict welcome back

Thanks bro

spanzed:
No nonsense bro...just like Tayo..I urge u not to leave I always like ur analysis...

Thanks bro. I appreciate that. I have been looking for something to make me abandon nairaland altogether. Now i think the opportunity is here...


It is what it is

alexumeho:
. Wait until weekend party so as to confirm your view! Remember, Bevlair started hers during the weeknd party when she got drunk, so dont be in a haste to judge......these ladies are heavy slap on Nigerains moral reputation.

LOL. Excuse me? What moral reputation are you talking about? Moral reputation in Naija bros forget dat tin abeg.

Well, as for not being in a haste to judge. I am not. As long as she's not quarellsome and she doesnt go begging for deak as if deak don finish for naija, then i got her back any forking time!

I need to express my opinion on an important issue. While i was in prison, serving my sentence, I saw a few posters saying that we disliked melvin cos he was too cool and we got a rep who isn't too cool in the person of tayo and as such we shouldn't complain.

As for tayo, if recent events are anything to go by, then he comes across as a quarellsome dude. If that's his kinda personality, then he's a no no for me and i will reject him too without a qualm. His personality and that of melvin are two extremes. It's like if my girlfriend cooks a salty meal for me and i complain then she goes and cooks another without adding salt at all. don't i reserve the right to complain? Of course i do. I need balance. i need our reps to be mentally, psychologically and temperamentally balanced. Kelvin, Ola and Chris are the types of reps I would love to see in the house.

Contrary to many people's views on here, I dont dislike lillian. She is free to act flirty or even slutty or even fork in the house, no qualms. But i will turn my back on her the moment she starts acting desperate and goes begging for a deak. (Deak wey yapa for naija. Abi deak don finish for naija ni?) This is why i will pick her over Bev. Bev was desperate. Thus far, Lillian hasn't shown any traits of desperation.

***BREAKING NEWS: FORK ADDICT HAS FINALLY BEEN RELEASED FROM PRISON AFTER SERVING A 48HR SENTENCE***

Now, I'm disgusted. Who the hell is playing God around here and goes about banning people who have done nothing other than to defend themselves when attacked? I was posting on the thread jeje when one psychopath that goes by the username njoku's servant (or something of that sort) attacked me. In my usual courteous manner, i returned the favour. He attacked yet again and this time insulted my ancestors and my parents. And as should be expected i defended myself and I did that without insulting his parents and i told him to face me directly if he felt like showing the world how ill mannered he is and leave my parents out of it. Then what happens next, I was banned alongside the instigator only for him to be released before i was. I had to serve my sentence patiently as I'm not capable of creating an alternate handle just to post on Nairaland. For wetin na? Dem go dash me money? I am much busier than that. (No disrespect to those who run multiple handles). Running a single account is even putting enough strain on my time as it is talk more of running multiple handles.

With this unfortunate development, i don't think i will be around to post till the end of the show cos i anticipate coming under attack again in the near future. And i reserve the right to respond. (I no fit dey look like fool na, if person insult me. when i no be brother Melvin) But just before I exit the thread i will put up my pix for the first time since i signed up for nairaland membership. I will give a week's notice and it will be up for only ten minutes.

Moderatros should please note that nairaland isn't the only forum in existence for Big brother. If you ban me here, i will simply move on to some other forum.

Ogbeni, no be by mouth

tobechi20:
They spend their time

and their pusssssies

ladunsky:
Tayo says Esther ignites the fire in him... loooool

Mogbe! Egbami ke!

Jesusculture:
@Theamaka lol. Its not abt whether dy speak like dr colonial masters, its abt dr diction n pronounciation n how dy are able to articulate dr opnions in a clear n fluid manner. Diction, pronounciaton, phonetics are all an intergral part of the english curriculum wch are taught in schs, some countries teach ds others don't. I'm of de opinion if u are going to learn any lang be it english or native lang,it has to be taught n spoken correctly, otherwise don't.

On point. And i was telling a pal yesterday that since I started watching BB actively (BB the revolution) I have loved all ZIMBABWEAN HOUSEMATES' SPOKEN ENGLISH

Akshow:
this Esther girl just won my heart. very funny accent, weird sway, very unsettled but real. I jus gbadun that babe. my best diary session so far

I need to be on the look out for this Esther chic. I only know her to be hyper with the booooty shaking and all. I never saw her as an interesting character.

And contrary to popular opinions here as of yesternite, this BB Hotshot will be interesting. FORK ADDICT SAYS SO.

thrizzle:
okay so for those wondering about the truth or dare game last night. Sabina was the co ordinator and asked each housemate that was participating to write a question down and put it in a bowl and each housemate would pick a question
- Lilian got asked who she would sleep with if winning Bb depended on it and she picked tayo saying they would share the money

- Esther got asked the last time a guy ate her puzzy she said a couple of months ago

- Mr 265 was asked if he thinks Esther is hot and he said no

- aloser got asked who he would sleep with in the house and he tired to dodge the question saying that he would sleep with Mira for JJ

- Sabina got asked who she would have sexx with weekly in the house, she said idris because he is young and all over the place some of the housemates said idris isn't experienced Sabin said she has enough experience
for both of them

- butterfly got asked who she would have sexx with she pick nhanlala and sheila gave her a look lool, butterfly was also asked if she has kissed a woman or would kiss one, she said she prefers men lips .. I think the housemates think she is lesbian

- permithias got asked who he'd have sexx with and kiss he picked mam Bea

- sheila got asked why she looks super Hot she said she wasnt Hot and people shouldn't blame her for being sexyy

butterfly said she would pick between Frankie and Nlahnla.

The question sheila got asked was why she looks super Hot. And she said she doesnt look super Hot but that she looks super hot. that theres a difference and people shouldnt blame her for being super hot.

ladunsky:
I love her eyes...

Na those kain eyes dem dey call EYES KONGBA

njokusboy:
Kuku go watch porn nah.

Since when did fvcking become a criteria... you think say people no care about their image?
Worse still, make you come Fvck all the girls no win the money, your own don finish b dat.. Naija media go roast you

But as he no gree fork and as he no con win the money nko?

Money, we no see. Toto we no see. Brother Melvin don suffer

Akshow:
and the heavily boobi Ella is just laughing like person wey them de finger

LMAO

But the girl jugs ehn, no be here o

ladunsky:
God will save u and this Sheila wey u just dey shout up and down this thread since morning. ...

Omo men, no be my fault o. i just thank God that shes inaccessible to me in a way. Otherwise, she for don too catch me MAGA

Please I need the ladies to confim something for me. as of last night (day 2) some chics were already sleeping in some guys bed. Now will the chic take any offence if the guy decides to grind on her asss all through the night rather than sleep? Or tap current all through the night? Cos me i no fit allow chic sleep for my bed and nothing go happen. (When i no be brother Melvin). And bear in mind that we are not talking about naija ladies here. Cos naija babes too dey form.

Ladies, kindly confirm

ladunsky:
@Theamaka.. what qualities are you looking at o....? Ellah and M'am are hotter than Lilian

God bless you sis. Even Goitse, Shekpe and my one and only Sheillllllllllllla

THEAMAKA:
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*EDITED*

TIME FOR THE ANNUAL "THE HOTTEST" LIST.

Hottest Ladies (in descending order):[/size]


1) Samantha
2) Lillian
3) Sheillah
4) Mira
5) Goitse
6) Esther
7) Ellah
8 ) M'am
9) Sabina
10) Sipe
11) Butterfly
12) Lavida
13) Resa

May the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. The God that neither sleeps nor slumber deliver us from The Amaka and her ' hottest list'

Omo na wa for you o and this your list.

safarigirl:
what about Bolt?

Now we are talking. Any guy that wastes any pussssy should be tried in THE HAGUE for crimes against humanity. And the dude wasted 2 pussssies.

Bolt took his chances. And i reckon with that.

thrizzle:
oh boy it was when she came out of the jacuzzi I confam'd that girl o boy I swear tayo should hit that, hit that on behalf of all Nigerian guys lool

In fact ehn my broda, because I'm not home at the moment. anywhere I see that name on this thread, I dey always get erec.tion.

(Seun go censor am to I dey always get attention. Like say i be soja)

ladunsky:
who be permutations?

Na one guy like dat wey fit talk from morning till night without pausing to breathe. Cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho. Na so he dey always talk.

His real name is Permuthias or something of that sort

Forwetinnah:
Too much blaaah blaaah and more blaaah...always shouting and banging tables. PERMUTATIONS did well to tell her she talks too much yesterday morning

LMAO. So if anyone should tell lillian she talks too much, Should it be PERMUTATIONS? PERMUTATIONS OF ALL PEOPLE?

THEAMAKA:
Interestingly enough, complexion is not a factor to me. Skin color is not a yardstick i use to determine prettiness or "hotness" i should say.

Forget hotness abeg. The ORACLES have spoken. It's SHEILLLLLLLLLLLLA!

but Samantha is pretty with a fine face and shes got SWAG and i like her carriage too.

NiyiRocks:
Abeg wetin do Lilian's voice wey she dey squeak like oracle?

ROTFLMAO!!!!

ctrlunlimited:
Whoeva said dis samantha chic aint pretty shud take a second look.

Yep. i give it to her. Facially speaking, she'll make my top 3 list in the house. if not top 2. JORDIN SPANKS LOMO (JORDIN SPANKS LOOK ALIKE)

Forwetinnah:
I don dump frankie o....Esther is my new favourite now o!! Dynamite naim she be o. Meanwhile Where the yansh wey una dey shout say Sexy Lee Lee get sef ...me no see nada

God bless you. With her dry nyansh. No be say fumble, my nyansh big pass her own sef. So if we were dating, na she go dey smootch my nyansh? No be the other way round e suppose be? Abeg, i no fit shout

And some people were saying she's hotter than Samantha? WTF!

safarigirl:
These singing Santa's elves must just get lost come Sunday....now they want to show as their acting talent, crying all over the place like the spirit of Goldie has possessed them


PS: To those saying Melvin is gay, I have it on good authority tht the nigga loves women more than even forkdict sef....forget wetin e do for that house

Ehn!? Lai Lai.

He wasted 2 good pussssies and you are saying he loves women more than me? I still do not understand what that guys issues are? Because forking in the house clearly in recent times doesnt jeopardise your chances. E.G Keegan (BB Stargame) and Mandla (BB Mzanzi)

Harbosede02:
Dunno y,i jst lyk dis shiela girl

God bless you. may you not die young. May you prosper in everything you do. Sickness and death shall never never come near you. It shall be well with you.

Forwetinnah:
Samantha isn't the hottest joor...did you see some of the chicks in the bathtub/Jacuzzi last night?

Obviously she didnt. But Samantha head dey dia if we are talking face and complexion strictly. But when we are talking the power in their figure to make a dead deak rise again, then its SHEILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA!