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Ekiseme: Officially following this thread





I wanna do a S.O to kslib,forkaddict, and one other lady, i've forgotten her name



I hope they're all still around

Shout out to you too.

JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]Where's Forkaddict sef?[/color]

****Siren blazing--- Paaaapuuuuun paaaapuuun Paaaapuun paaapuuun, weo weo weo weo weo weo weo *****

Fork Addict's aide de camp rushes to open the door to the back seat of Fork addict's Limousine for His Excellency to alight and mark the attendance register for BIG BROTHER SEASON IX- THE HOTSHOT THREAD.

Fork Addict exits the thread.


****Siren blazing--- Paaaapuuuuun paaaapuuun Paaaapuun paaapuuun, weo weo weo weo weo weo weo *****

Thats the spirit bro. I wonder why people will hoard info that is beneficial to mankind. No wahala sha. What I'm sure of is that 'A man acquires nothing except it is given him from above'

All i know about the interview is that they will assess ur experience and see if it matches what they want as outlined in the advert which is typical of most interviews for experienced hands.

I very much believe in Gods will. Pass or fail, his will will surely be done.

Mgbeke!

nwajay: You got that right it's now a competition. Especially for those in the same category. And it's one appointee per position.

Mr. Maxmayor i would have loved to give you a little insight to what it will look like because we are not going for the same role. However this is an open social network and could end up working against me.

Dig deeper you will get a little info and forget whatever you saw on the graduate trainee group (what you will face is no where near what they are going to be subjected to)

The number of years of experience you've got must count like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,.... on that day. Make it count!!!!!!!

I beg of you in the name of God and if you dont believe in God, i beg of you in the name of everything that you hold dear. Kindly send me the format in an email to my email addy akimseun@yahoo.com

Thanks and God bless you.

P.S We are not vieing for the same position.

Iceathome: Ok sir..my mouths are shut maybe u tell me when to open it.

See am. Dolo.

So you have more than one mouth. You must be GEJ's younger brother. Cos I'm not sure who's duller between you both.

Like brother like brother.

Iceathome: I cant authentically say whether gej have see it or not. To me, he acted when he see it or heard it. Remember gej doesnt work around like u and me easily.
Its duty of his info/media aids.

Ogbeni abegi shut up jor!

You go dey misyarn like dolo. And if person yab you, you go dey form big man.

Clown!

Funny enough, all those GEJ's rabies infected, assss licking, psychophantic id.iots are nowhere to be found.

Oya na, make una commot. Make una con defend una olodo presido. Mtschewwww!

Yes they do. Rap, strong language, sex and drugs.

@ All,
Please cananayone brief the house on the nature and structure of their interviews for experienced hire? Plus how many applicants per slot are they willing to hire? Cos i learnt that the level of competition at this stage ehn, omo no be here o

Maxmayor: Interview postponed indefinately for the second time. No complain because all things wiil work together for good by God's grace.

Absolutely bro. No complaints. Whenever they are ready.

lawanson44: Yesterday just before the bomb blast....


Buhari: So this is the plan, i will be passing by Kawo this afternoon...eh...Hamza, make sure you people detonate the first bomb in Alkali Road targeting Sheikh Dahiru Baluchi. Then at the same time, i will be passing by Kawo road where immediately after detonating the first one, call Amiru to detonate the second one.

Hamza: Ba ruwana megida!

Buhari: Amiru, immediately you receive the flashing from Hamza, detonate the bomb. I hope you place it far from the road?

Amiru: Yes megida! as my motor dey pass, i go press the vutton por the remote.

Buhari: Good! Make sure it explodes as soon as i pass and then you, Mustapha, will come out of the other car and start shooting at my Jeep. We must make it look like this is an attack from GEJ and PDP! Kiji kwo?

Mustapha: No frovlem megida. But megida, i no go wound when i dey shoot your moto?

Buhari: Noooooo! The jeep is bullet proof so i will be ok. My body-guards Usman and Musa will use the razors i gave them to cut their selves so that they will bleed a little so it looks real. We must make sure that when this happens, our followers will think it is GEJ and start causing trouble. Is that not what we want?

All: It is! Sai Buhari!! GEJ Banza buuro ubaa iska kowei!!!

Buhari: Oya! Let's Go!!

And what's this supposed to mean?

joshuaidibia: My guy,cool down. Buhari is behind boko. This KD bomb blast was done so that buhari will come out and say he was the main target,so that many will now think he has no hand in it. This is political strategy. Getting his name clear against 2015. #Free to quote me wrong#

JUST SHUT THE FORK UP OKAY?!

WHAT THA FORK IS WRONG WITH NAIRALANDERS THESE DAYS?

SEUN, YOU NEED TO DECLARE A STATE OF EMERGENCY ON NAIRALAND COS IT'S UNDER SIEGE BY SOME IMMATURE TWATS!

Sirniyeh: As many who insinuate or propagate or postulate or gesticulate that Gen Buhari is the BH sponsor are the real morons of nairaland.
How rich or wealthy is buhari compare to the weapons/armunitions we see with those evil guys?
Even, the salary each bokoboy earn!

I dont know when we will be wise in reasoning in this forum, especially the baby nairalanders who just comment anyhow

It's those babies that are soooo stoooopid and foooolish given by their comments that make me coment less on NL by the day.

Granted, Buhari may have been a little careless and overboard in his comments in the past but to actually think he sponsors Boko Haram is in my opinion the height of fooooooolishness. sadly enough, those babies represent at least 70% of the nigerian population. And this is my biggest fear come 2015. I suspect, these babies might mobilise and actually give JONA a return ticket. God forbid sha!

Armed robberry? In broad daylight? At Alaba of all places?

So wetin those traders con dey do? Dem no fit dey shout OLE! OLE! OLE! ni?

Baddestguyp: how will someone be so jobless as to sit down and watch another person's life wen I have my own life to live? I'd rather watch mickey mouse

I just tire. I hate those shows like sheet. And the actors get paid like drug peddlers. courtsey of OP and some other gooons scattered all over the globe.

Mtscheeew.

@ OP.

A full grown man sits before his tv to watch keeping up with the kadashains??

dem don swear for you from your village. Confirmed!

You need to wash your head in pusssssy juice! Com'on man!

Congrats @Maxmayor

But what position did you apply for and have you been contacted about the interview date?

Then what format is the interview going to take?

I applied too and I was sucessful

ITS OVER!!!!

AT LAST. THERE WAS ONLY SO MUCH ENYEAMA COULD DO

MOSES!!!!!!!

GOD BLESS U IS ALL I CAN SAY

AND ENYEAMA TOO

Froom the coommentator, "France haave lost ideas at the mooment.. If anyything, iitss NIgeriia tthatss pplaying with pppurpose"

M4gunners: I,m not saying he is playing well, but then calling him that kind of name is not fair.

Maybe so. Butt u need to understand dat blood dey hot right now

thegoodjoehunt: All our attacking players have lost the ball. Not only Mikel. I am talking of him taking control if the game by not holding too long on the ball.

Mikel has lost possession the most

Please can a nigerian player keep the Frech number 8 in his pocket? So we can play 11 men against 10

thegoodjoehunt: Mikel is losing the ball because he is holding on it too long.

One can hold on to the ball without necessarily losing possession right? but he is losing posession is my main grudge against his game

thegoodjoehunt: Mikel has had some good plays but overall, he has not brought his A game.

I hope Coach Keshi tackles the dwelling on the ball by Mikel, Moses and Onazi. Pass and move. Long balls from the side midfield and shots from far. Simple direct play.

That is not the only thing wrong with his game. He keeps losing possession. And if we were playing against a decisively atyacking side, We should be lagging right now

Rhydem: [size=20pt]WE SERIOUSLY NEED TO TAKE MIKEL OFF[/size]

We are 10 men vs 11 - He is not helping in defence or attack - Giving Onazi too much work.

WHAT IS HIS PURPOSE!!!

He just keeps strolling along the pitch!

BUT WHO DO WE SWAP MIKEL FOR?!

Uchebo

kcpumping: To be frank Mikel has been impressive today nah...Why all d hate pls ?

i guess you are watching the remix version of the match the rest of us are watching

M4gunners: Hw can you call Mikel THAT NAME? What hv you done for Nigeria?

Sorry Mikel brother. But please tell your brother to voluntarly quit playing for super eagles. He is the WEAKEST LINK IN THE TEAM.

Thank you as you relay the message to him

a goaless first half