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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:38pm On Jul 25, 2013
njokusboy: Eiissshhh, u are disgusting man, u don't even know how to beef someone. I feel sorry for u.
Lmao. Now go to bed cos its way past your bed time kid.

For starters, why don't you feel sorry for yourself first?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:34pm On Jul 25, 2013
Agbgift: God pls let MELVIN win this year BBA.
Ehn? If na play, abeg stop am. And if you serious, abeg still stop am
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:05pm On Jul 25, 2013
adaberry: Go on! Go on! Show yourself!! You jobless soul!
Abeg go siddon inside gutter make I see better people post. Empty barrell.

Na only noise she dey make since. Simple contribution wey make sense she no fit. Bloody troll
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:54pm On Jul 25, 2013
ItsModella: Annabel: My psychology degree finally played a role.

Oya, we haff hear.
But in her 'Meet the contestant' clip, na monitoring and evaluation she talk say she dey study na. How dat one con be psychology again? Na wa o
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:33pm On Jul 25, 2013
Melvin & cleo & annbel & elikem were having a vexation session about the emerald housemates. And Melvin said 'this game can scatter your head. It can mess you up.these are good actors men'

And I be like, if the game scatter your head, biggie go carry you go psycha hospital na. dem tell you say psycha hospital no dey SA ni? Abi how e take concern me if the game scatter your head? Na me send you message?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 5:51pm On Jul 25, 2013
wild child: finally the Emeralds Housemates are leaving today...can somebody praise the Lord? grin grin grin grin but im gonna miss them

Eveva's DS in progress
Hallelujah. I'm not missing them anytin.

Yesterdays highlight showed one of those fake housemates that looks like koketso and the big guy also a fake housemate quarelling over how the film should be directed. That got me confused cos I couldn't tell if they were acting a script or if the disagreement was real.

Anyways, thank God they are gone. Dem don go shey? Cos I won't be home in another hour
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 5:36pm On Jul 25, 2013
@Stateofmind.

Just thot to feed you back. I looked out for Melvin's entertaining side during the highlights yesterday as promised but sadly dem no even show the guy face sef. Apart from his DS and a few flashes here and there.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 5:12pm On Jul 25, 2013
Yinkade: ......SORRY TO DERAIL...my BBA people.......but main reason why pple exercise and don't get result is because of bad diet......u can exercise finish and eat a bowl of eba/white rice/spagetti and xpect to get results.........if u r strict abt dieting....then u shld be eating more of brown rice (ofada)...whole wheat bread( avoid normal bread @ll cost)......eat beans wella, eat whole wheat spagetti avoid fried/oily foods....better to grill.....if you must use oil to cook use olive oil.....eat pepper soup while hot.....makes u sweat and tricks ur body into being full......and eat lots of veggies......worked for me tho
We are not derailing anything. i want to have a body like hakeem who is a former big brother housemate. And i'm soliciting for advice on the BIG BROTHER THREAD. what's the problem?

That is where my problem is. I go run for threadmill so tey, I go nearly die. Only for me to get home, na to finish one bowl of eba. All that routine you mentioned seem like bondage to me, yet I always admire hakeem's physique and really desire it but men, the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 5:12pm On Jul 25, 2013
Yinkade: ......SORRY TO DERAIL...my BBA people.......but main reason why pple exercise and don't get result is because of bad diet......u can exercise finish and eat a bowl of eba/white rice/spagetti and xpect to get results.........if u r strict abt dieting....then u shld be eating more of brown rice (ofada)...whole wheat bread( avoid normal bread @ll cost)......eat beans wella, eat whole wheat spagetti avoid fried/oily foods....better to grill.....if you must use oil to cook use olive oil.....eat pepper soup while hot.....makes u sweat and tricks ur body into being full......and eat lots of veggies......worked for me tho
We are not derailing anything. i want to have a body like hakeem who is a former big brother housemate. And i'm soliciting for advice on the BIG BROTHER THREAD. what's the problem?

That is where my problem is. I go run for threadmill so tey, I go nearly die. Only for me to get home, na to finish one bowl of eba. All that routine you mentioned seem like bondage to me, yet I always admire hakeem's physique and really desire it but men, the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 5:04pm On Jul 25, 2013
safarigirl: May God deal with this tramp..I don't call girls that but imma break my rule..this fatimma is trash...her parents should be sad they trained a pig...look @ her tweets.

@MariaNepembe hello miss maria u out of BBA , u where chased out bc of u chasing dat melvin, sori nxt time let a guy chase u nt u doing it

@MariaNepembe NAM press said u will be back 4m bba wit AIDS, bc many pple know ur into men nd nt men into u, melvin parents dislike ur type"

@MariaNepembe am a core Team beverly, shes d bigger babe in dat house, learn 4m her, men want her nt she want men, as u stalk melvin shame"

@MariaNepembe ur delusional fans forcing melvin to u, he wil Bleep u at babylon nd will never rem u again bc ur a lose LovePeddler, gt a like miss

@MariaNepembe in Naija we prefer a man to toast a gal nt d gal throwing her sef on a man, like u dd, dat ur stupid sis dillish learn 4m her"

@MariaNepembe uti hates u dats why he didnt mention u in his tweet 2 merily nd co, uti was reminded abt u hence his tweet 2u 2 vote melvin"

@MariaNepembe ur jus a throw pillow on men our boda melvin is 2 clean 4 a LovePeddler like u, u denied ur bf bc of anoda man, ur d biggest liar"

@MariaNepembe vote for melvin, u chicken lap, we like them wit meat, ur vampire teeth is disgusting , gt a life miss maria, u gold digger"

@MariaNepembe no responsible parent will like maria ones they hear dat her work is 2 chase men nt men chasing her, keep ur pussy well,loser"

@MariaNepembe my chase queen beverly is forcing melvin to like u looolz shame on u, bc u know hes Naija nd may win dats why u want him"

@MariaNepembe u nd dat ur dillish smh gt a life gal bt ur d worst, we hate u for real, we re ashame dat ur a gal bn desperate 4 a guy, wow"

@MariaNepembe hw many rounds of sex hv u heard since u left d house, confess nw, useless hoe, stop hoping on melvin, he hates fair hoe gals"

My observation..
This chick is team beverly.
This tweets are from two weeks ago when Maria was campaigning for Namibia to vote Melvin.
I rest my case..I couldn't copy all but these ones are enuf to make peeps mad.
She opened the account 12days ago, all these tweets are from that day and she hasn't tweeted after that.
If u can't guess her intention then u need brain transplant
Naaaaah. Cant deal with this.

Some people could be this mean? For wetin na?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 5:02pm On Jul 25, 2013
spade: LMAO! Simply switch to fluids naa grin
Christian Bale did it for a role (The Machinist) and ended up as the spitting image of a jew who just escaped from a concentration camp.

Unless your daily lifestyle makes it hard (eg. Planting nyash on office chair from 9 to 5) then you're gonna have a small problem.
LMFAO! Jeeeez dude.

That got me laffing hard, my colleagues were thinking i don develop psycha
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 4:47pm On Jul 25, 2013
spade: I'm 6 ft 2; and last year, I used to weigh a miserable 143 lbs (65kg) - as in, SKELETON grin

But ever since I changed my diet and started lifting weights, running tracks and skipping (I started on July 2012), my weight has risen to a powerful 87kg!

I'm thinking of doing a Diary thread on how I went through it (I was fortunate enough to take pictures as I progressed)... But na when I'm less busy.
Na reverse roles we dey. i'm seriously battling to shed weight. i dey exercise die with very little result to tender. and i'm almost getting frustrated. thinking of exploring the starvation option. i wish i could just transfer some flesh to you man.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 4:10pm On Jul 25, 2013
tuktudicko: shocked a COCK?
LMFAO!!!that was deep gurl
Now I'm thinking of the hms cock dat wud fill that mouth perfectly
LMAO. I didnt even know that was what she meant. Jeeez

So whose cork will fit that mouth perfectly?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 3:18pm On Jul 25, 2013
ItsModella: c'mon, why are you always on Melvin's case? tongue
The guy dey fork up na. And his extremists on here are so intolerant and ever ready to call for anyones head that points out his fork ups
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 3:01pm On Jul 25, 2013
dmalam: FORKADICT!FORKADICT!!
WHO VEX U NAH? EASY O!!!
Thank you jare. I just dey flow my own jeje as per Melvin o. Na im one sick gel wey escape from yaba left, wey go steal desktop for computer village. she con manage manage come nairaland, see my moniker, na so she just start to dey abuse me. Like 5 straight below the belt strikes like dat.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 2:58pm On Jul 25, 2013
safarigirl: yeah, I heard they were leaving today also

This means the power of NO will be transfeered to the second position (Melvin)

Make una dey ready for soap opera, our bros go use twenty minutes give speech for how 'it's nothing personal', then ten minutes to name who e dey give am to (preferrably O'neil) grin
Thank God for highlights. If your bros thinks I can spare 30 minutes of my time listening to his sermon, then he is a sure joker. he makes the likes of basket mouth a learner. simple task, he go dey do like Bollo. Mtscheeew!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 2:50pm On Jul 25, 2013
Kslib: Biggy is making the show look somehow confusing... Ik said the emeralds will only stay for some days but its thursday already...
Now the emeralds participated in the power of No task and busi won.. Now what will happen if busi strikes a real housemates with it(na war go happen for social media be that).. I'm sure biggy will tell her to strike one of the emerald housemates..
The emeralds will participate in the HOH task and what if one of them wins? This means they will stay till the end of next week(i jump am pass).. Ok lets assume biggy will make sure any of them doesnt win..
Ok now,why does biggy keep telling the housemates that the emeralds will no longer be immune from nominations come Monday.. This means that the emerald aint going soon(i don die).. Now,lets assume biggy sends the emerald away before monday,what will be his explanation considering the fact that he has already told the real housemates that the emeralds will no longer to immune to nominations come Monday?
This whole emerald shyte is nonsense!!!!!
Big time nonsense. I didnt mind the idea initially. But big bro overplayed and overstretched it and right now its just irritating
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 2:38pm On Jul 25, 2013
adaberry: ........UTI qot our attention bcoz of how 'we' complained about O'Neal.....and i'm not surprised you didn't see that coz i know you'r Partially blind
Lol. You are just a goooon. Confirmed.

So Uti got your attention. So fork what? How the fork on earth is that any of my business? And uti has arrived SA and evicted Oneal?

You don't know nothing about this show. So the earlier you shut it. The better for you cos your ignorance just stinks to high heavens. Like I earlier said, you can never, not in a thousand lifetimes meet up with the level of intellect required on this thread.

How many analysis have you done on here since the show started? None. All you can do is to troll Fork Addict. You no sharp abeg. Go siddon for one corner
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 2:28pm On Jul 25, 2013
adaberry: You are just nothinq to respond to... "boWleqs"
Lol. Like your own legs are straight. I.diota
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 2:19pm On Jul 25, 2013
adaberry: One word for you: KID
One word for you. Who.re
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:08pm On Jul 25, 2013
safarigirl: It will go to bassey
and second place? just a name
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:06pm On Jul 25, 2013
Ginger78: Everytime melvin dis melvin dat.abeg make we hear.if forkaddict says melvin is boring,dats his opinion which everyone is entitled to.afterall u people come here and diss other husemates but when its about melvin u people become biased.am standing behind u forkaddict.melvin is boring period :PEverytime melvin dis melvin dat.abeg make we for hear.if forkaddict says melvin is boring,dats his opinion which everyone is entitled to.afterall u people come here and diss other husemates but when its about melvin u people become biased.am standing behind u forkaddict.melvin is boring period.dats why dere is really notin about him on bba website cos he is boring(wallpaper and bigge's furniture).some people will be here overhyping somebody who cant even entertain to save his life.mtschew rubbish. boring melvin,shovel teeth melvin.dats all to him.notin special about just dat he is a nigerian.abeg forkaddict i dey ur back carry dey go,if dey dnt stop forcing him down ur throat,u continue ur dissing.:pur opinion must be respected.i even prefer nando(sharp guy) and bassey to dat wall paper melvin.
Maguy, ready o. those extremists fit call for your neck o
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:05pm On Jul 25, 2013
safarigirl: Bimp doesn't even stand a chance..abeg who wan vote bimp.
Angelo on the order hand mite win..but this will only happen if he's the only sadc rep in the finale...
But sadc is just 6 countries of which malawi, Namibia and angola are unstable..making it 3 sure countries 4 now..E.A won't vote angelo except Nigerians become more arrogant than they are
The difference btw angelo and Melvin will be ROA and Angola..cos I predict 1 ea rep @ d finale..and if dillish is there they mite vote her instead
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:48am On Jul 25, 2013
safarigirl: see this one....have you ever posted on this thread before? Then you ressurect from nowhere and call Melvin furniture so people go notice you

You yourself are a furniture here so just STFU make people talk

Melvin is a furniture abi? Then the house must have the following as furnitures

Owlneal
Angelo
Cleo
Bimp
Feza
Dillish
Annabel

Even that druggie Nando that only wakes up after midnight to 'entertain' fellow druggies by way of screaming his lungs off

Finally, this is NAIRALAND so allow us hype our rep on OUR platform
At least i thank God say you no call Sulu furniture. That shows you have your objective moments. including sulu on that list would have ruined whatever is left of your credibility.

Now let me even ask you, of all the housemates that came for the chase, whom do you find the most entertaining? I need just a name.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:34am On Jul 25, 2013
spade: I still dey read thread when I get chance sha, but na silently. These days I dey hardly ever dey house sef. But things are sure to ease up on me in about two weeks time. smiley

As for Rusello? I hear say im don gather some thugs, run go Malawi to thumb-print massively for Elikem grin

I see you still dey watch fully?

Biko, no vex, seeing we're 60 days into the game, should push come to shove, who you go vote to carry the loot?
LMAO @ your explanation for @Rusello's absence.

I no go vote cos all my guys don commot. Denzel and Bassey. Denzel's eviction nealy killed my interest but Basseys own just killed the show for me. (Apologies for sounding so cliche).

The moola is between Dillish, Melvin and Angelo. Matter of fact more like between Melvin and Angelo. All of a sudden, that Angelo guy just turn to something else for my hand.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:44am On Jul 25, 2013
spade: O boy eee.

The epistles wey I dey see being thrown around by SafariGirl and Fork Adict eh, e fit fill up the entire Library of Congress.

Una dey try sha.
i been just wan ask say where you dey since?

And @Rusello?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:37am On Jul 25, 2013
mykali: You blame the camera men for that. It's not like Biggie is on a mission to reduce Melvin's "airtime". Makes no sense to me. Same last night they kept showing him when Eveva was on his bed so I really don't get what the fuss is about.

Maybe if Melvin was a bit more lively like Sulu is and does all the crazy stuff he'll get more "airtime"
Thank you sir.

I wonder how some people will just sit and conjure some mystery and attempt to sell it to people as legit. Daaaanm!

Matter of fact, if not for sulu's shoddy handling of the selly issue and then his fraternising with O'neal, I would have rated him far above melvin as a worthy candidate for the money. As in far far.

To date the only naija reps that have cut it for me on Big bro are kelvin (excluding the elizabeth bullsheet. That made him irritate me many times) and Christopher. Christopher was the all in all .
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:28am On Jul 25, 2013
StateOfMind: These endless epistles to prove melvin is entertaining and being loved by women and people all over africa is tiring. Its obvious furk is fooling with you guys because you all wanna shove melvin is entertaining and being chased down his throat. If he insists he's boring, let him be. Don't you all also have opinions about other housemates freely?(1)

I also laugh when you say biggie's camera is biased for not showing melvin like the rest of the housemates, like seriously? I don't know of any housemate that doesn't have a fair camera show. The same site that qualified melvin as 'mighty' of all the housemates
Is still biased towards melvin. People like oneal and elikem and selly have had their fair share of negative bias on that website, but I don't think melvin has. (2)
(1)This girl ehn, I swear you too get sense. Speaking matter of factly and not like I'm licking your asssss or something, you are one of the few unbiased folks on here. even when you introduce sentiments into your arguement, you state so. As for the melvin extremists, na me wit dem I swear.

(2) Dont mind them and their conspiracy theories. Will it not seem like Biggie is shooting himself in the foot, if Melvin is sooooo entertaining (as his extremists on her would like us to believe)but chooses to skip his entertaing clips from the highlights. And Biggie keeps doing that every single day. Does it even make sense? Even to the proponents of this 'conspiracy theory.' But they were quick to refer me to the website that they (the website writers) were the one that nicknamed him MIGHTY. The writers werent discriminating then.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:12am On Jul 25, 2013
lady deb: If u go biggy official website u ll c how bias they re, they rarely mention melvin's name its as if he is not he da house, same wit d cameramen they avoid mel like a plague that is y when pple say is not entertaining(1)

i laugh cos they only watch highlights that are baised, initially when d show started i never wantd mel n bev 2 win cos it wld seem as if we r d only country winning this but when i notice how hard biggy tries not to give him credit even wen he deserved it plus bringing alusa to instigate the housemates to nominate them saying ' who is 9ja' then it became personal, now i m determine that mel must win by hook or by crook plus he is deserving (2)

@forkaddict r u beefing mel cos he refuse to ve sex wit d girls who r throwing themselves @ him? melvin is a discipline youngman n he has said times without number that he ll NEVER have sex in da house, i respect him for that not everybody ll b a forkaddict, sex does not equate entertainment he is there to rep us n 4 d mulla luk @ nando he is pathetic (3)
(1) I deal with facts presented before me. all those excuses you are giving are null and void in my opinion. He doesnt appear in highlights, cameramen avoid him etc are just because there is nothing about him to air. Why do you think Biggie will be cutting out entertaining clips just cos they involve melvin?
(2) Please appreciate the fact that many folks that follow Big Bro go to work. Put yourself in our shoes for a second, if you are not self employed and you work in a serious minded organisation (and this strictly excludes civil service and many other government parastatals altho not all), then you would have no choice but to make do with the highlights. In other words, your routing for Melvin to win is driven by sympathy cos you feel Big Bro is discriminating against him. and you went further to say that he is deserving? Those sentences are contradictory to me.

(3) I am beefing melvin cos of his extremists intolerance on here. And the more intolerant they get, the more resolute i become. as for his decision not to have sex in the house, whatever rocks his boat. I dont give 2 forks. as for sex not being equal to entertainment, well maybe not to you. But you may ask many of those who subscribe to BBVIP why they do so and you may ask Biggie how much he realises from that BBVIP bullsheet. As for nando being pathetic, well, maybe
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:53am On Jul 25, 2013
safarigirl: Hahahha..
We already cracked it.
MBED meaning my bed...e don turn gossip?
Just admit u'll pounce on any opportunity to make dem look bad..
Afterall if dey don't have haters dey can't succeed..ur hate fuels our love.
(1)really? then what about MWD?
(2) I thot i told you that you got me officially on Melvin's case a few pages past. So this aint news.
(3) Indeed. And that explains why some clown pops out of nowhere and starts attacking me cos i dare diss una darling Melvin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:09am On Jul 25, 2013
safarigirl: What are u beefing Nando for? Drugs? He's babyish body? Or STD?
If u talk elikem I for even consider u as person.
Na that pikin Nando u wan be like..sorry for u..people they talk about men..u dey talk about pikin wey only sabi S*x and wey get zero brain..
I don know ur type!
Na una they dress like wizkid, they claim swag..they do like people wey never reach 18...S*x dey important pass money for ur side.
No be say I dey beef the guy like dat o. But small sha. Cos he fork Selly and I been get plans for her. as for sex being more important than the money, you may ask Keagan & richard how they did it. that my definition of GAME
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:19am On Jul 25, 2013
Sexily Endowed: These fake fuctards are annoying me. When are they leaving? Its been a more than a few days!!!
As in ehn, I just tire. I don para tire Big Bro no send me. E be like say the guy no dey come nairaland.
To demonstrate how much the idea of keeping them in the house beyond a few days sucks to me, I only know Eveva by name. I don't know the rest and I don't give two forks!

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