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shrimati: Since Biggie knew they are gonna take this decision why did they evict two house mates? At least Sulu would have stayed. How I wish he could be replaced with Nando. May be he is still coming back... *winks*

I concur absolutely. Even more so cos the voting result was too damn close. Sulu shud have been spared

Several weeks ago in Bolt's days in the game. When he and a few of the housemates spent the bulk of their time playing cards, many peeps on here criticised the idea of playing cards instead of entertaining africa.

Fast forward to several weeks later. 2 guys spend virtually 25 hrs per day playing table tennis instead of entertaining africa but no one is criticising them. It suddenly seems okay for africa to watch 2 bloody amateurs playing games all day. Yall know why?

Melvin is involved. SMH. How convenient it is to keep shifting the goal post in the same game

ochongonoko: if there's one thing i stand for, it's for freedom of speech.. When peeps were attacking you, i saw it and didnt talk.. You know why?.. Cos i believe you have the RIGHT to air your views and knowing on this thread and previous threads when i was still a guest, you've your own definition of "FUN". For example, you chose denzel when many people saw him as creppy..there's nothing wrong with that and if you wanna say foul things about melvin, i will never oppose cos it's your opinion and i respect that.


Nobody should be gagged on this thread, it is not right. Kgr28 has the right to say anything about melvin, after all we insult owlneal and co and nothing happens. When i see posts from peeps likes kgr28, i ignore and move on, i dont attack him. So you must be mistaking me for someone that stiffles people's opinion cos obviously, i'm not...

I love this.

Whilst you reserve to ignore, anytime you come across @kgr28 post, whipping up similar sentiments for other readers to do same is what I aint comfy with. To me its almost as bad as gagging

ochongonoko: if there's one thing i stand for, it's for freedom of speech.. When peeps were attacking you, i saw it and didnt talk.. You know why?.. Cos i believe you have the RIGHT to air your views and knowing on this thread and previous threads when i was still a guest, you've your own definition of "FUN". For example, you chose denzel when many people saw him as creppy..there's nothing wrong with that and if you wanna say foul things about melvin, i will never oppose cos it's your opinion and i respect that.


Nobody should be gagged on this thread, it is not right. Kgr28 has the right to say anything about melvin, after all we insult owlneal and co and nothing happens. When i see posts from peeps likes kgr28, i ignore and move on, i dont attack him. So you must be mistaking me for someone that stiffles people's opinion cos obviously, i'm not...

I love this.

Whilst you reserve to ignore, anytime you come across @kgr28 post, whipping up similar sentiments for other readers to do same is what I aint comfy with. To me its almost as bad as gagging him

ochongonoko: i blame y'all that have replied @kgr28... Y'all made this guy relevant. If y'all had ignored his attention seeking posts, he wont be around from posts to posts, bickering


if only we can apply the ignore buttons sometimes, most of this tantrums we see on display, will did a natural death. @dominique has said it all, please ignore that troll.. Na wa for una

@kgr28.

Please do not be deterred by this and other similar messages. Feel free to express yourself without fear or favour. Rest assured that many objective readers will read your posts.

clefstone: to be honest, Melvin is not really intelligent in conversations. He hardly contributes much except laff un-necessarily nd say few words nd then bla bla bla. His over-use of 'bla bla bla' irritates me. He does make up for it wit wisdom nd good sense of morality. Abeg make una no insult me o, just my observatn

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..,

safarigirl: If this thread were BBA

Kslib- Sulu (comedian)
Ochongonoko- Bimp (peacemaker)
Forkadict- O'neal (bitter)
GH Patriot- Elikem (obvious)
Spade- Melvin (Loves Maria)
Adaberry- Dillish (flirty)
Miss sparkles- Beverly (obvious)
StateofMind- Cleo (obvious)
Sholay- Hakeem(Mr. Looking good)
Bizbloke- Bolt (feeling cool)
TheAmaka- Natasha (confrontational)
Mariarocks- Annabel (unreasonable bitterness)
Hiteelong- Motamma (mostly silent, but hot)
Mykali- Neyll (cool)
Ella.b- Koketso (classy)
Everyone viewing this thread without commenting- BIGUESAS
Its Modella- Pokello (boss lady)
IyawoTM- Fatima(intelligence)
God of music- Nando (commotion causer)
Safarigirl- Selly (for obvious reasons)
?- LK4
?- Bassey
Safarigirl- Betty (for obvious reasons)
?- Feza

...Will be back with more

Feel free to add whoever you think should be the housemates with the question marks

Double GBOSA for you.

Mama the mama

Kslib: Yes nah!!! Didnt you see the clip where the fish was seducing melvin in the bathroom.. Lol

He for sleep with the fish na. Why he no con sleep wit the fish? Lol

dmalam: FORKADICT IS CURRENTLY SHARPENNG HIS KNIFE....SAFARIGURL,U BETA RUN TO BIGGIE (ME) BFR SMBODY SLIT UR THROAT

Lol. You no serious o.Me no send o. Wetin me know be say she go choose either Betty or Selly

BizBloke: [color=#000033]Midnight things.






Lucifer don show for thread. Nawa o![/color]

LMAO.

I just thank God say na only look the Lucifer guy dey look the thread o. The day that guy go drop post, I go too pick race commot for thread

dmalam:
SAFARIGIRL WILL BE BETTY..#NA JOKE O!
U WIL BE MARIA

Na lie o. @Safargirl must be either BETTY or SELLY. She must choose one

Kslib: Dem swear for you with Melvin mata?... Lmao!!!
Abi you catch your GF dey masturbate with im pishure?(1)
No offense,but you sound like a worwor guy...
Well,if you worwor,all hope is not lost.. All you have to do is pray for old age to come and maybe GOd can have mercy and make you look average when you're re-incarnated..(2)
###feza loves Melvin.. I want it to eat you deep..
###feza love melvin... Lol(3)

(1) My GF no get teeth fetish so
she no fit dey take Melvin picture self-service (as Oga Seun go talk)

But seriously o. If to say na as person teeth big na I'm he get money reach ni, melvin for don be billionaire.

(2)Amen

(3) Even the fish love Melvin. Abi no be so?

safarigirl: Abeg o, I just read that feza admitted to Bimp that she loves melvin, but settled for o'neal...please verify

Abegi.

To you, na all man love Melvin. Even O'neal sef love Melvin

mykali: That one killed me. There's one about Angelo too.

LOL

I have seen that of Pokello, Feza and now Angelo. No one for Melvin? I would really love to see that please

safarigirl: I guess the delusional melusi fans are now competing with the delusional mellish fans..lolzz

Many pages past,were you not the same person that suggested you guys should form Mellish fans club in which you appointed yourself lady chairman or financial secretary or somthing of the sort and then I said Mellish ko, Gbellish ni?

Now you confess you guys are delusional? I love the honesty tho

ItsModella: If the post made sense to 17 people and didn't make sense to you, then the problem is from you, Mr Wonderer.

Not necessarily. Be glad ther is no dislike button. It would have been 17 likes to 170000 dislikes. You read that post dint you? Did it make any sense to you?

BizBloke: [color=#000033]Finally, after over 5 hours and 40 pages, I don finally catch up.

Kslib, Ochongonoko, SOM, SG, ItsModella, IyawoTM, Ella.B, HiteeLong, Ladunsky, Pracktical, Sholay, Mykali, C'est Moi, F.Addict, TheAmaka, Danny, Lola, AdaBerry, JosyDaky, GH Kwame, Tuso, Nuzo', etc.
Well done. Una good.

Kslib,
Your pidgin explanation of global warming funny me die.

Ochogonoko,
I suspect your moniker came from an Igbo literature. Perhaps.

ItsModella,
In the real sense though, you've some Pokello traits in you.

F.Addict,
Funny guy. You study law?[/color]

Lol. 40 forking pages? This thread is badding. You stay away for a few hrs and you have a whole lot of catching up to do. I no be lawyer o, its just that I am an apostle of fairness, balance and freedom of speech. That's all.

By the way, na which kain dj be dis ooooooooooooo?

safarigirl: I'd rather be Melvin's lap dog than Beverly's Aunty.
Are u the Aunty whose husband impregnated the house help cos she couldn't get pregnant? Or the one who she used to make cry?

And this post got 17 likes as of the time I got to it? I wonder if this post even made any sense to the poster and yet some big time clowns are busy clicking like all over the place?

Insanity is gradually taking over this thread. SMH

ladunsky: me m done wiv d show now

You won't miss nothing. Trust me. Seriously considering abandoning the show also. But let's see how it goes.

By the way, this nando guy is still sitting up in his bed and the lights are out with other housemates prepping to sleep or even slept. At this particular juncture, I'm scared for elikem. Or could he possibly be disturbed cos of the session he had with big bro?

sajbabs: U could do better but U really failed to...
U took d joke to personal ...

@All, it was only a list 4 U to giggle to... meant no offense ...

The list was your opinion which you are entitled to

Big bro don call nando inside. HopefuLly this will be a strike against him. I would prefer an outright disqualification tho

justloveme: nando don carry scissors put for under his pillow oo and bigie no wan talk put.

Me sef see am o. I'm not confortable tonight. I don't trust that Psycho Nando

ochongonoko: Mark my words, nando is sure gonna get a strike for this.. Conceited bastard!!

I expect him to get his second strike. But biggie has not been decisive on many issues this season. The guy dey act like confused cissy. So I won't be surprised if the guy overlooks the whole saga

Agbgift: From my tv screen, someone wrote: Bimps is jst sleeping away his future. LMAO

From my tv screen someone wrote O'neal the great......Melvin the borite

Kslib: Hahahaha!!! This guy is funny sha..
If @fork no reply today,then expect im reply maybe in 3days time.. Mark my words..

Lol
I don reply am o. E no reach 3 days o

click2cbn: U HAVE CUM AGAIN WIT BUSINESS ABI? D LAST BUSINESS U BROUGHT HERE (D AGGRESSIVE VOTING ISH) DIDN'T WORK, NOW U WANNA PROPOSE ANODA BUSINESS. * I DEY CORNER DEY WATCH U* LOL

LMAO.na because noney no dey Dat agressive voting stuff so I no ginger.

Dis one cos money dey involved, the ginger is high

Kslib: Angelo and bev in the garden!! Angelo telling bev about his life and things like his family background,experiences et al..
Bev said her mum did drugs and made money from it.. Angelo asked if she has stopped and bev asnwered yes..
She told him that she has been in a house where they prepare drugs for export.. She elaborated on how the people use foils and sew them into pockets,bla bla bla..
She said she will be like "what"? And her brother will tell her to shut -up..
Bev should be careful cos that statement alone is incriminating!!!

Immediately she land, if to say our govt officials get head, undercover NDLEA agents suppose put her and her family under surveillance for at least a year to see if there are opportunities to make arrests. What the fork? Why is this girl like this? Just dey open mouth gbaga gbaga gbaga. Na wa o

FACT: this show has a little over four weeks to go and its so boring already. This is due to the regional voting structure which made us see entertaining housemates get evicted prematurely while boring people who have nothing to offer apart from facial beauty, abs and teeth are still left to torment many critical viewers that demand value for money.

If any DSTV agent is reading this, I have developed a model that can replace the current voting structure and which will ensure that boring housemates once put up for eviction will have very little chance of survival. So hit me up and let's discuss some business.

Kslib: Why is oneal saying "Botswana,holla at your boy"... Why is he using whizkid's signature?

Holla at your boy aint Wizzy's siggy.

He only used it as the chorus and the title of his single

spade: SMH. Can you read yourself? Can you just read yourself and the nonsense you just vomitted up there?
Am I the one to blame your so-called golden girl Dillish acts like a funky mgbeke whenever the chlamydia-distributing druggie fondles her boooobs in the shower?
Am I also to blame your Dillish has even CONFIRMED she was at one point attracted to that loser wey im blue singlet don permanently gum for body?

If people could make out names like "Melappiah" (Melvin and Jackie Appiah) simply because she winked at him, then you're certainly the insecure fanboy here, because you're already catching feelings about my tagging Dillish with Nando, even when we saw she was CLEARLY feeling him in the first week.

And please, for the sake of your already non-existent credibility, it would do you a world of good if you left Maria out of your prebuscent rant.
She was atleast honest with her feelings and didn't want to play anyone.
She saw Melvin, liked him and went after him. And even when Angelo and Biguesas showed interest in her, she refused to entertain them because she DID NOT WANT TO LEAD THEM ON.

That's an honest person right there, unlike the flip-flopping dullard we currently have on our screens, who is just as confused and schizophrenic as her numerous nonsensical Facebook accounts.
One second she's feeling Nando, the next she's feeling Melvin, the next it's Bassey, the next it's Denzel, the next it's Bolt (BOLT, for phuck's sakes!), and then it's JJ.
Are you phucking kidding me?

Please direct your bellows at the "Mellish" knuckleheads on Twitter who will entertain you.
I won't.

Maguy, trust you to always come down hard on any murraforker you are not feeling.

Well as harsh as you may sound, I am inclined to reason with your arguments. I mean which self respecting lady will disrespect herself by letting guys play with her body particularly her hot spots? And how many guys out of the lot will she have feelings for?

I have never been freaked by that girl since I joined this thread. I even had a face off with her de-facto boyfriend on NL when he was trying to sell her to viewers as one of the most entertaining. Despite how pretty she is, I have never felt her and since the game is in its sixty-somethingth day out of a possible 91, I may safely conclude that I will never feel her. But then it is what it is

Mavor: Moral of the story. You can juggle BB paranoia and work at the same time. Clap for yourself. mtchewwww!!!

Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa.

AFUA1979: Oneal calls Elikem daft? With his sorry job as a DJ as age 34? And he even worsens it by saying daftness is a W. African thing.

You call Djaying a sorry job? Well I don't know what their party life is like in Bots. But if its anythin like the southern part of naija, then Djaying is a lucrative job