₦airaland Forum

Tuso: She is Ewe..Elikem is also Ewe..am also Ewe

Like who gives 2 forks whether you are ewe or ewedu?

StateOfMind: Angelo's nose twitching mannerism is such a huge turnoff.

Na wetin make me call am crack addict be dat

spade: Beverly does not speak with wisdom. She just opens her mouth and whatever craaap that's in there comes pouring out.
They say she's 21; but I tell you, even at the age of 15, I wasn't that stuppiid.

She's another version of Nkenna, but this time, without the humor or creativity in her stories.
Atleast Nkenna is a razz girl that has accepted she is razz. Beverly on the other hand, is a dirty uncultured girl still forming "high class babe".

What a dilemma.

I have always asked myself the kind of musicians that feature her in their videos. I have come across my fair share of repulsive people but I'm not sure i have met anyone as repulsive as Bev. Just ask yourself this, if she can be this bold spitting all sorts of trash without the slightest hint of remorse, all the cameras and the fact that the whole continent is watching her regardless, then you can imagine how messed up her life is outside the Big Bro house. I will be so surprised if she doesnt fork angelo before the show ends.

Haaa Mogbe! Letting angelo fork you on continental tv? Angelo wey be like crack addict?

Diamonds be playing the Truth or Dare game:

Bev to Cleo: 'excluding Hakeem which other guy would you have gone for?'
Cleo: in both houses?
Bev: yes
Cleo: Bimp.

A loud cheer

Nando to Bev: if angelo want to have a future with you, will you accept?
Bev: I'll accept a future with Angelo.


That's nice since they are both dancers. Dem go dey dance kerewa together

SAGirl: Before Luclay and Karen, has any other housemates ever pulled this stunt?

Only karen and i think tatiana. i dont think Luclay ever did. was he at anytime the HOH?

POKY: [b]JUST WANTED TO SAY I'M SORRY FOR MY OUTBURST....WAS HURT HAKEEM LEFT, WE ALL WERE, AND IT REMINDED ME OF THE UTI VS MUNYA FINALE COZ I FELT HAKEEM WAS A STRONG CHARACTER AND THOSE EMOTIONS ALL CAME BACK....THE SWAP, AS MOST HOUSEMATES ALSO SAID INCLUDING NANDO AND BIMP WAS BASED ON WHICH REGION ONE COMES FROM ETC AND I WAS HURT, MELVIN HAD TO DO WHAT HE HAD TO DO BUT HE PUT TWO HOUSMEATES UP FOR POSSIBLE EVICTION FROM THE SAME COUNTRY WHICH MEANT ONE WOULD GO AS HAS BEEN THE TREND........ THANK YOU FOR THE VOTES THO, YOU DONT NEED TO VOTE FOR ME AGAIN, ITS OKAY, ITS JUST A GAME,I SHOULD HAVE KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT....YES....BUT TRUTH BE TOLD, IM HUMBLED BY THE FACT THAT 9JA VOTED FOR ME, IT HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN BBA HISTORY FOR 9JA TO VOTE A ZIMBO SO WOULD EVER HAVE GUESSED IN A MILLION YEARS, YOU HAVE GOOD HEARTS...IF I HAD KNOWN, TRUST ME, WLD NEVER HAVE HAD AN OUTBURST...THE HOUSE IS SOO EMOTIONAL. YOU NEED TO EXPERIENCE IT TO KNOW ITS CRAZY!!! ANYWAY, WHEN IM OUT, NEXT WEEK MAYBE, I WILL SAY AN OFFICIAL APOLOGY, FOR NOW, IM HANGING IN THERE.....ENJOY YOUR DAY NIGERIA[/b]

Who the fork is this clown?

Whatever. You know what? take this junk of yours you call a piece and shove it deeeeeeeep up your asssssss.

ozodigboo: Melvin starts his morning, sorry- moaning session with a poem:

Africa please save me
Africa please save me
i will never do it again
i will never do it again
Africa please save meeeeeeeee.

LMAO. The guy na barger. Not that hes had a spectacular run so far, yet he decided to pull that kind of stunt. Very foolhardy of him. Barger

safarigirl: Melvin's DS. He beleives not saving himself was a gamble, he's nt proud of his decision, he won't repeat it, but he wants to know how Africa feels about him.

I knew it! I forking knew it! Cos he had done that sheet twice. so what made doing it a third time soooo difficult? despite his boring game, this deluded dude feels he can test africa? For no justifiable reason other than to know what africa feels about him? SMH

@ All,

I'm sorry but i got some challenge in implementing the blueprint at the mo. The Big Bro voting system uses sms short code protocol while my blueprint uses the normal 10 - 11 digit system. So i need to find a way to scale. Once this can be realised, pokello cant even claim Zim if we are interested in claiming Zim.

****Apologies to those who dont understand, this post. I no fit just dey open mouth gbaga like bev for here. All man dey visit nairaland o.****

otumfour: that black lips having bimp is now showing his real colors, and to think they were all seated @ the kitchen yestee murdering pokello lol.....

In fact, i just tire for the guy. Within a span of 24 hours? The guys gossip in the last 24 hours could last some people for a life time. ordinarily, he is a boring housemate. Now a gossip also? SMH

geez prince: @ fork addict,Abeg no spread or send that code to anyhow people o,plenty aliens dey here dey spy on us I just comot tvsa.co.za and u go fear as our mater dey trend unto say we dey vote aggresively for our Mel........Abeg no send am to anyhow peeps dem go disguise,dem go lie but dem be aliens #aliens nd spies alert#

Trust me now maguy. You no trust me? the kind scanning wey i dey do pass the one wey dey aso rock sef

@ click2cbn, I have bombed your email since yesterday. However when i loggen on to NL and i saw your request again, I had to bomb your email.

@MS Nas, I bombed your email too yesterday.

@fashrola, Itsmodella has also confirmed that she has bombed your email. so i dont need to do that nomore.

@jasydaky,
I dont know why but i just feel uneasy within me, sending you the blueprint. However, as a last attempt at convincing me please speak your language. You said you are from bayelsa right, fortunately, a collegeague of mine is from nembe. so speak your language and ill call him to verify its authenticity. Once he does, your email too shall be bombed. No bullsheeting. Please bear with me. This sheet needs to be guarded jealously.

dominique: @fork addict and lalosky lemme just chip in one or two things about Melvin and his action last nyt. Melvin as I see him is quite sensitive and compassionate fellow (not really for this type of game). The two times he had swapped anyone, you would just see the regret and torture written all over him. Last night, he had the opportunity to put up Nando but he knew he would prolly not be able to handle the guilt of his eviction or face him if he was saved. Melvin is just naturally good natured and not so strong minded. If it was an act, we would have seen through him by now. though he might not have the liver to play this type of game, most definately not the most interesting character. I don't think we should be so hard on him. Yes, I was annoyed at what he did last night, but I'm over it and now voting for him. Your pikin no fit vex you sotay, you go drive am comot house com invite another man's pikin .

Guys, as we drop votes for our boy. Let's remember to drop one or two for our Ghanaian cousin along the line. Let her have enough individual votes to send Natasha packing.

Imagine if every other housemate was quite sensitive and compassionate as Melvin. What do you think the game will be like? What if he becomes HOH again and he pulls this same crap again? If he knew that he was no longer up to the task after his swapping hakkem led to his eviction, then why did he accept the role as the head of house? the worst part of the whole story is that he had options men. Feza and nando and some even say Bimp. Altho i dont subscribe to Bimps inclusion on the list as a swappable option. well, he has done it this once and i hope he gets away with it. I am not sure africa will be that benevolent if he pulls that stunt a second time

geez prince: we hear you sir but what Melvin did was no stunt boss,he just gambled 300k usd cos he couldn't risk swapping somebody else after what he did to hakkem of cos he didn't knw hakkem was gonn leave .Melvin to me didn't pull any stunt,call him soft,girlish,but a good leader will always serve to lead and if Africa decides to kick him out so be it.Melvin is one of d few good guys in our society.he just couldn't watch himself ruin another persons' chance of winning.dat boy is playing safe and fair.he doesn't gossip and has never conspired against or behind any of d housemates.u call dat stunt but I call it duty and being responsiible.he just gave Africa a chance to judge him.an obsessed housemate wld ve swapped and save hmself but he didn't cos he's got conscience boss.not everybody has it .ask ur leaders nd urself boss.if d guy gets evicted den so be it.we can only ve one winner,dat doesn't make d 27 evicted housemates losers.good night boss but once again baba wot u witnessed earlier was no stunt or gimmick. #playfair#

You said what melvin did was no stunt then you went further to say that he just gambled with $300k. So to you, gambling with $300k isn't a stunt? And remember we are talking US dollars here not ZIM dollars. (Apologies to zimbos on here)

My issue is, he has already swapped two times in the past so why is he forming holy holy now? Then assume he becomes HOH like 2 more times in the future, is this how he will keep misbehaving? Won't africa be pissed and be like 'Melv, you know what, fork you!' ThIs is a forking game and like with all games its got its forking rules. If he can't handle the pressure, why can't he excuse himself from the HOH task?

The only point I agree with you on is that he has played fair thus far

UPDATES:

Bimp: 'That girl is Evil' talking about pokello and he actually made that statement twice.

DH housemates spent over an hour gossping about how repulsive they found Pokello during her brief stay in DH. Culprits were Feza, Bimp, Annabel, Nando, Cleo and of course our lady chairman Bev.

According to Feza, she hardly takes ice cream back in Tanzania and she only takes it in Big Bro house cos its free. She said that in Tanzania, ice cream costs about a dollar and shed rather spend the ice cream money on something else. Bloody opportunistic beach

bionicdude: ushould have checked my profile before calling me a zimbo.do i look like a zimbo to u.den tekk me watz ur criteria for calling me a zimbo.don't know wat am gonna do to prove to u am nigerian maybe i should tattoo nigerian on my face den maybe u will know am nigerian

Ok I don hear. I go send am to you 2moro. Send me a pm now.

@fashrola and @jasydaky. Send me a PM. Ill attend to yall 2moro.

But @jasydaky, you no wan read your book again? I thot you said you weren't voting anymore and wanted to concentrate on your studies

@Rusello & @itsmodella. Please restrict the circulation of the voting blueprint only to posters you are very very sure are nigerians and are also driven by the BB passion. I need not emphasize what will happen should it by mistake or otherwise get into alien hands.

Now to the stunt that clown Melvin pulled on africa this evening. First of, dude needs to realise that positions of authority come with certain responsibilities and in an ideal society, failure to meet them should attract serious consequencies. He knew he would be faced with the save and replace decision the moment he was announced HOH and he very well knew the consequencies of not making that decision and he chose to face the consequence which is possible eviction. Possible reasons he chose to tow this path may be 'his good heart' which stipulates his reluctance to be anyones stumbling block in the chase for the ultimate prize, another reason may be his desire to test his popularity in africa.

I am more inclined to believe he just wants to test his popularity cos he has been HOH twice and he made the save and replace decision on both occassions. So why did he fail to make the decision a third time? Dude is trying to pull a fast one on africa by this act cos if it wasn't so, he could have declined the HOH position on the grounds that he wanted to give other housemates a chance since he has been HOH twice if indeed he had the much talked about good heArt. This is where his case differs from Karens. Karen pulled the same stunt when she was HOH for the first time. Compare that with someone who just developed a golden heart on his third reign as HOH? Please

Do I feel Melvin is playing on my intelligence with this annoying decision of his? Absolutely. Do I feel that for that reason, he deserves to be evicted? Hell no. Cos one, its too early for a naija boy to be evicted. Forget wetin happen for Big Bro stargame. Two, just to prove a point to those housemates that are still in doubt of the existense and awesomeness of the naija power that naija power power is real and very much exists as far as Big Bro is concerned. So for this reason, I say to my naija peeps, VOTE MELVIN

ItsModella: I already sent you a PM, I'll be waiting for your reply tomorrow.

No worries. You'll have it 2moro

hiteelong: @folkadict pls don't forget to send it to @GH PATRIOT o

EHN!? GH kini? I say its meant for naija nationals exclusively. You dey talk omo ghana

@ All interested parties,

Please bear with me as I have closed for the day. Any browsing I do from now till 2moro morning is via ma fone. And its not convenient sending those files via fone. So ill attend to your requests 2moro when I resume work please.

And remember, if your nationality is in doubt, you won't get it.

@dmalam and itsmodella. You both will get it 2moro morning. In the meantime, pls send me a PM before 2moro so I will respond with the details

chineil: @ forkaddict send to my box. I'm interested. I've been
Following up since day 1 but I don't comment. I be silent reader

Wetin be your logo? Show youself say you be orijo naija chic

Ms Nas: O dabi wipe ko believe pe Nigerian nimi. Loool.
Bonafide Omo Ibadan

No worry, i believe you. I don send am to your box.

Ms Nas: Lol. Fork Addict, jor send aggressive mail yen sinu inbox mi. Mo tin bere e lati ana, mo de tun ti send PM si e. Oo respond. Nisin yin ti mo ti so yoruba, shey mo ti prove pe Nigerian nimi bayi?

Is my Yoruba enough prove that I'm Nigerian?

You be confirm naija chic with that yoruba wey you yarn so.

I'll send it to your inbox in a bit.

@All recipients of the 'aggressive voting techniques blueprint'

I have sent an update to yall. You can try it out right now provided you have internet access. pls check your mails for details. and let me know what you guys think after trying

bionicdude: @forkaddict my guy i don dey beg u for d formula.u neva answer.check my profile u go see say i be confam naija guy so pass me d tin make i know where i stand

Maguy, I don check your profile and that place wey you snap that picture resemble one place like dat for Zimbabwe. So i am not convinced you are a real Naijaboy.

@ Ladunsky and 9ja4eva.

i don drop bombs for una inbox o

lalaosky: Follow me, I think it will be easier that way cos I've followed you too.. Dunno why I haven't seen the mail

i don dey follow you o. I don send am again

@click2cbn,

Theres a package in your inbox.

@ Lalaosky,

You know say I don join Boko Haram? So there is a bomb in your inbox. The house decides who we will vote for and by this time tomorrow, we should have circulated the memo.

@ lalaosky,

I have sent you a PM. respond and ill send you the 411

click2cbn: LOL! I resemble ZIMBABWE b4? U can go tru my posts to know my logo! Na WAZOBIA tins oh!!

Ok na. Send me PM make i hammer you

lalaosky: Am sending you mine now.. I wannna rig too.. Reply fast

You wanna wetin??

Please please please, no one is rigging anything here. We are all honest and responsible citizens who play strictly by the rules. I dont know what 'rigging' you are talking about please.

Or do you mean how one can vote aggressively during our parliamentary elections?

ladunsky: where is mine?? do u want to feel my wrath

What tha fork! How i got forget my @ladunsky. Send me a PM sharp sharp make i send you the blue print