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mykali: Eveva says she want sex though. but with no strings attached. i told y'all she is very horrney.

meanwhile Elikem is discussing with the friggin fish.

She no see Nando ni? Dat one no hard na. He go do the job

mykali: Melvin should just proclaim that he is gayy so that all these chicks will just chillax

ROTFLMFAO. Abeg no let all those Melvin EXTREMISTS start wit you o. Dem no wan know whether you dey play or you serious o

safarigirl: I heard those codes..but till now I don't even know what they mean

Why the need to talk in codes if not gossip? So the saints aren't even that saintly afterall. SMH

adaberry: I've been followinq this thread since Day1 and i even remember when they renamed you Spoon Addict... Buh i was surprised to see you write shiiiit!! I thouqht you was wise! Buh now i know you'r dumbest,silly and Biased peep in this thread! You'r full of Shiiit!!

Well, I saw this before I read my riot act so ill let it pass. This makes it your third strike against me below the belt. If you attack my person again. We both will be banned. I forking guarantee that.

Imagine, you have bEen following the thread from day 1 and you've added absolutely no value to it.cos you've got NOTHING to offer. Or the level of intellect demanded is way beyond wat you can ever offer in a thousand lifetimes of yours. Its one or the other. But When you eventually decided to post, you decided to attack me by abusing me. Imagine.

adaberry: Or maybe hez just beinq silly...maybe.

Hey watch it! This thread is about Big Brother and the housemates. Your last 2 responses were personal attacks against me. That I will not tolerate. If you can't argue intelligently then u gat no business with me. You call me silly? For what? Without even referencing my post? Mind oyu I don't think I have the time to run multiple accounts. But if this attack persists, I will take you head on @ the risk of being banned. I will continue with my assault with multiple accounts. And trust me it will be very messy. This is your final warning. I am tempted to add b.I.tch but I wont

adaberry: Guys like that ain't qot no qirls lookinq their way...I know alot of 'em quys over here....they just console themselves by dissinq dah 'Real Niqqaz'.... Fork_Addict is beinq tortured inside!!

Yeah right. Am being totured inside.what a joker.of what purpose is it if all the girls in the world are looking your way and you can't fork none?
If na Nando you talk say I dey beef now, I for understand small. But me dey beef world's biggest SLACKER? LMAO

Handy Manny: Chill. It is still a game. If na Bible Melvin wan take win, make e come out then go MFM and return back to the chase. How ridiculously religious can some us be. How else can the Housemates play the game without scheming? Una wey de outside nor be ojoro AAV una resort to when Melvin put himself up the other day. Enjoy the scheming abeg..

Many of them don't know its just a game. The way dem carry the tin put for head ehn, you go tink say na dem wan win the money ni. Meanwhile, shishi dem no go get. SMH

adaberry: This "Thinq" you are doinq makes you look miserable.... STOP IT!

I don't even have the faintest clue of where to start with you. What tha fork is wrong with Melvin fanatics that makes them attack anyone who has something unsavoury to say about him? So saying some bad stuff (according to you) about Melvin is your definition of misery? If so then @Poster (cos I don't even want to scroll up to remember your moniker), I want to be MISERABLE.

Meanwhile whenever Sulu returns to Zambia (this Sunday or whenever), he should really watch out for gayyy guys. Cos of dat hin XXL nyansh. If dem grab am, dem go SCATTER dat hin nyansh for am ni.Just a friendly advice

Don't know why a guy will amass an asss that big

safarigirl: Hakeem the man-child?

My dear, character-wise, Hakeem just lost it, Melvin is the full package....I know say you dey beef the guy, playa hater

Let's see Hakeem and Melvin's score-card

Hakeem's chicks
Cleo

Melvin's chics
Maria
Dillish
Selly
Feza(part-time)
Busi
Jazz

Even a hater should give props where it's due

Haba @Safarigirl.

The whole world knows that the reason why girls didn't flock around Hakeem was primarily because he had his territory clearly marked and with a KEEP OFF signpost too. He made it very clear to all the housemates that he wasn't available. This is a sharp contrast to your Melvin who didn't really commit to nobody. Its only natural if the girls assumed he was fair game. Further, I based my comparison between the two strictly on looks

safarigirl: 1) The T/D night she kissed Bassey, she called it irritating...when she kissed Melvin, her neeples salute and EVERYBODY see that one (maybe you dey sleep sha)

2) Na twitter and facebook wey first-hand opinion dey, so wetin you talk na opata

3) Big teeth? Bros abeg when you upload your own pinshur we go fit deliberate on Melvin teeth.

(1) I wasn't even talking abot the truth or dare kiss. I was talking about the kiss he gave her about 2 or 3 sundays ago after the eviction show. Dellish and Bev counted from 1 to 10. After the kiss, you need to see Annabels grin. I haven't seen her wear a grin as big as that since the show started. As for the nipple thingy relating to Melvin's kiss. I am not saying you are lieing but I feel that was grossly exaggerated.
(2)Ok. Let me even play by your rules and regard twitter as an authoritative source. So my guess is those girls jerkinng off to Melvin have teeth fetish.
(3) Na Melvin dey big brother. No be me. Na him sign up for public scrutiny. No be me. So na him teeth we go judge. No be my own

GhanaBa: *As sweet as Koketso!*
*As intelligent as FATIMA!*
*As Dull as Bigeuesas!*
*As sex deprived as BETTY!*
*As confused as SELLY!*
*As manipulative as NATASHA!*
*As desperate as MARIA!*
*As molesting as BOLT!*
*As childish as HAKEEM!*
*As neat as BASSEY!*
*As classy as POKELLO!*
*As weird as DENZEL!*
*As flat chested as HUDDAH!*
*As bootylicious as MOTAMMA!*
*As obsessed as SULUPINSO!*
*As snakey as FEZA!*
*As controlling as Owl-neal!*
*As loving as ELIKEM!*
*As milky as ANNABEL!*
*As forgiving as ANGELO!*
*As Truthful as BEVERLY!*
*As playful as NANDO!*
*As pretty as DILLISH!*
*As handsome as MELVIN!*

As handsome as Melvin ke? Oga fear God na.

Hakeem fine pass Melvin by far by far. Na which kind ojoro be dis?

safarigirl: go ask Annaboobs...the babe nearly get orgazzeem the day Melvin kiss her, she had a shit-eating grin afterwards (1)

E get babes wey dey even jerk-oph to Melvin (admitted on twitter)(2) na im you dey hear dey diss fresh boy, fine boy no pimples.(3)

(1) Anaboobs... The babe nearly get orgazzem the day BASSEY kissed her too. She had a shit-eating grin afterwards. So no big deal. But one thing tho, I was surprised there were no cuts on her lips when Melvin kissed her.
(2)Was that a joke or what? LMAO. Anyways @The Amaka don talk am say everytin no be twitter. I concur absolutely
(3) Yessso. I dey here dey diss fresh boy, fine boy no pimples but VERY BIG TEETH

megliz: Mk we see ur own teeth.... Whoever convinced owlneal to tint his hair no just like am see wt he hs become.as if d fog eyes no do I have to deal with seeing his unkempt sef on my screen. He cAn be used as a scarecrow

Oya you sef make we see your eyes

StateOfMind: I'm feeling nando big time *in pokello's voice* for this task. He's taking charge and I'm enjoying and feeling his creativity.

And melvin has got some nice, kissable lips..hu la la..

Bev's looking hot and clean today. Me likey!

Well I can't tell about his lips tho since I'm a guy and not a homo (no disrespect to homos) but men you sure say if you dey kiss am, those big big teeth no go tear your lips? Just asking

tuktudicko: And in ur own english dictionary HOT means SEXY

Oga, hot means sexy abeg

THE AMAKA: How do you know people don't actually like Angelo?
And the denominator in your fraction should be 7

The denominator of the fraction should be 8 actually

ochongonoko: I'm not here to make you believe me, it aint any of my beeswax whether you believe me or not. I'm in 20's and there is no chance in hell that I'll date a child. I'm not pervetic like senator yerima or you that think such about me. Believe whatever you like while I keep voting for my ELIKEM

Good. And I choose to believe you dated a pri schl chic. Simple

spade: Biko, why is Busi following Melvin around?
Is there something I'm missing tho'?

Abeg who be Busi again. I have never bothered myself about getting to know those housemates maybe cos they are fake so I don't feel up to bothering myself about them. I see them as a bunch of low lifes for even accepting Biggies offer if they won't get paid. The only FAKE housemate I know iS Eveva for obvious reasons

ochongonoko: thats a mistake... I meant to say i know of a girl...please y'all, i made a mistake

I don't believe you tho. Cos I don't understand how 'I know of a girl' sounds like 'I have a girl' so check yourself bro

[quote author=ella.b]Busi telling alusa she likes melvin and is attracted to him.
This gal don 4get say she be fake housemate?[/quote]Abi o. Abeg help me remind her. 'He's beginning to affect my game' how delusional can one get? Does she even have a game in the first place? What a confused clown. SMH

Abeg wetin aLl these fake housemates still dey find for my screen? Ik announced they will be around only for a few days. A week is almost gone by and they are still around wasting my time and theirs. My guess is Biggie will have to pay them otherwise what do they have to gain? Why the fork are they wasting their lives eating and drinking and feeling like BB housemates?
But what I will not take is if Biggie presents them as real housemates next year or next few seasons from now. Cos that will be most unfair

Josydaky: I actually thought the name "owlneal" was because of his attitude, although I have never called him that name. So many name calling have been going on in this forum and I don't like it. People should respect these housemate, whatever they do, they are just playing the game. If they want to give them name,it should not be because of their physical default but because of their attitude and they should keep the name to themselves.

Fair enough. I will try to avoid name calling going forward.

Dannyxy: guy no vex oh,what is the meaning of your name?...cos anytime i see it all that comes to my mind is STD! STD!...d name resemble one of those S.t.d my sec skul teacher they tells us about bck in d days...are u nigerian?

ROTFLMFAO as in I was rolling on the floor laffing my forking assss off.

Daaaaaaaamn! Chei. nairalanders and their bad mouth.

Still laffing hard

StateOfMind: This group is really cooperative and I'm really enjoying their rehearsals. Its so cool. I'm still wondering why cleo is playing this role though, thought dillish would, but they are really playing their roles well. @furk, you should watch it and get a lil of entertaining melvin, lol.

Bev's role is her kinda person, the bitchy I don't care friend and she's playing it well, nando is quite creative I must say, I'm enjoying his directing skills, dillish too just knows how to play that love struck housewife role well, I enjoy watching her. Sulu the bad guy\hubby role is on point. Jj is such a good and natural actor. I'm yet to figure bimp's role. And angelo is quite good with concepts too.

Pity I cant at the mo. Work tinz.

However, i'll look out for it during tomorrow's highlight on africa magis.

Josydaky: Pls stop insulting people's body, they are God's creation. If you insult them, you are indirectly insulting God. I, myself I have never insulted any of the housemate for physical default, IT'S WRONG.

Alright ma. Noted.

But this only butresses my point that Naija peeps are too biased. Where have you been since when most folks on here have described O'neal as owl-neal just cos they feel he's got pronounced eye balls? its okay for nigerians to insult other nationals bodies but IT'S WRONG for anyone to abuse melvin's body??

SMH

[quote author=real-teflon]Its not a crime if she is submissive. Una all these girls wey una parent no train una how to be submissive.learn that part from feza. I like that part of Feza.[/quote]LMAO! Like seriously? Jeeez! really? Who the hell is this?

languys69: I hate the "my country house mate" and "it's my region" crap! For christ's sake, we are all Africans! We are more similar than we care to admit. And it is just a game. I'd rather people will just vote for their favorite house mate. It is not a contest between the nations in Africa. I like Dillish and it will gladden my heart if she wins. She is my favorite. She does not have to be yours. Let's stop dragging ourselves down, one Africa!

Thanks so much for this. but for where? E no go happen. denzel and bassey's premature exit are proofs.

It is even more pronounced here on nairaland. Most posters are just as bad as the foreigners they antagonise. you dare not say something bad about their darling Melvin. Yawa go gas shaaa ni. what tha fork?

Like say na by force to like person wey him teeth be like shovel?

ochongonoko: It's just a game?.. Really?.. Issorai.. My only wish is that the caustic feelings displayed on social networks ends there lest it get bloody in the real world

Thats exactly what it is...a game.

And do you think when the show is long over, those caustic feelings displayed on social netwroks (to borrow your words) will still persist? like africans are that jobless to keep visiting BBA facebook page about 6, 7 , 8, 9 months when the show is over?

C'ommon man. All the demo i've seen on this site by nairalanders regarding o'neal in the last 24 hrs is ill conceived, ill thot thru and rash in my opinion. you guys just acted like a locomotive whose brake just failed.

languys69: Nobody bullshits Pokehello. That's what I love about her. She's a strong woman, a lady. I wish Dillish could be as strong.

True dat.

Strong and Bold. I wish she didnt misyarn

languys69: I am presently mad at Dillish. So Nando often coming into the bathroom while she is having her bath and touching her boobs is a joke? What lousy joke is that? A guys frequently molests you and you say it is alright? Could it be that she's afraid of Nando nominating her? She said she touched Nando's prick the other time she was drunk because she thought she could joke with him too. I feel like slapping her! Nando should have tried that with Pokehello and see what's up! The guy's a sick perverted S.O.B.!

Are you sure Dellish is not also a pervert here? he grabs her breassst, she grabs his deak, whats the problem?

As far as I'm concerned, they are both pervs

tellitlikeitis: Seriously now u are being incredibly foolish.Do u know me? Was that what I said? Re-read my comment pls and is obvious u did not understand what I wrote.I didn't join this forum to indulge in childish insulting squabbles. I only replied to a comment u made and all of a sudden I am "ignoramus". I really don't get how u think. Judging a person u know nothing about.peace out uncouth.

I repeat for the sake of emphasis that you are an ignoramus cos you responded to my post ignorantly. I dont expect you to know how i think when you are not a winch. Abi you be winch

I may not know much about you, but this much I know- when it comes to BBA, you are an IGNORAMUS